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	<title>Minute 170: THE END</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Fred mentioned all the reasons why they shouldn't be together. Peggy doesn't care. She kisses Fred as her sunbonnet falls from her head. Fade to black.

TITLE: THE END

TITLES:
<p style="text-align: center;">THE CAST</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Milly Stephenson. . MYRNA LOY</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Al Stephenson . . . FREDERIC MARCH</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Fred Derry . . DANA ANDREWS</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Peggy Stephenson . . . TERESA WRIGHT</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Marie Derry . . VIRGINIA MAYO</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Wilma Cameron . . . CATHY O'DONNELL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Butch Engle . . . HOAGY CARMICHAEL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Homer Parrish . . . HAROLD RUSSELL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Hortense Derry . . . GLADYS GEORGE</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Pat Derry . . . ROMAN BOHNEN</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mr. Milton . . . . . . RAY COLLINS</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mrs. Parrish. MINNA GOMBELL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mr. Parrish. WALTER BALDWIN</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Cliff. . . . . . . . STEVE COCHRAN</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mrs. Cameron . . . DOROTHY ADAMS</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mr. Cameron. . . . DON BEDDOE</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Luella Parrish. . . MARLENE AAMES</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Prew. . . . . . CHARLES HALTON</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mr. Mollett. . . . . . . . . RAY TEAL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Thorpe. . . HOWLAND CHAMBERLIN</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Novak. . . . . . . . . . DEAN WHITE</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Bullard. . . . ERSKINE SANFORD</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Rob Stephenson. . MICHAEL HALL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">COPYRIGHT MCMXLVI BY SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRODUCTIONS INC</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">PASSED BY THE NATIONAL BOARD OF REVIEW</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred mentioned all the reasons why they shouldnt be together. Peggy doesnt care. She kisses Fred as her sunbonnet falls from her head. Fade to black.

TITLE: THE END

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THE CAST
Milly Stephenson. . MYRNA LOY
Al Stephenson . . . FREDERIC MARCH
Fred ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 170: THE END]]></itunes:title>
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Fred mentioned all the reasons why they shouldn't be together. Peggy doesn't care. She kisses Fred as her sunbonnet falls from her head. Fade to black.

TITLE: THE END

TITLES:
<p style="text-align: center;">THE CAST</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Milly Stephenson. . MYRNA LOY</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Al Stephenson . . . FREDERIC MARCH</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Fred Derry . . DANA ANDREWS</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Peggy Stephenson . . . TERESA WRIGHT</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Marie Derry . . VIRGINIA MAYO</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Wilma Cameron . . . CATHY O'DONNELL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Butch Engle . . . HOAGY CARMICHAEL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Homer Parrish . . . HAROLD RUSSELL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Hortense Derry . . . GLADYS GEORGE</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Pat Derry . . . ROMAN BOHNEN</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mr. Milton . . . . . . RAY COLLINS</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mrs. Parrish. MINNA GOMBELL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mr. Parrish. WALTER BALDWIN</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Cliff. . . . . . . . STEVE COCHRAN</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mrs. Cameron . . . DOROTHY ADAMS</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mr. Cameron. . . . DON BEDDOE</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Luella Parrish. . . MARLENE AAMES</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Prew. . . . . . CHARLES HALTON</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Mr. Mollett. . . . . . . . . RAY TEAL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Thorpe. . . HOWLAND CHAMBERLIN</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Novak. . . . . . . . . . DEAN WHITE</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Bullard. . . . ERSKINE SANFORD</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Rob Stephenson. . MICHAEL HALL</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">COPYRIGHT MCMXLVI BY SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRODUCTIONS INC</p>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred mentioned all the reasons why they shouldn't be together. Peggy doesn't care. She kisses Fred as her sunbonnet falls from her head. Fade to black.

TITLE: THE END

TITLES:
THE CAST
Milly Stephenson. . MYRNA LOY
Al Stephenson . . . FREDERIC MARCH
Fred Derry . . DANA ANDREWS
Peggy Stephenson . . . TERESA WRIGHT
Marie Derry . . VIRGINIA MAYO
Wilma Cameron . . . CATHY O'DONNELL
Butch Engle . . . HOAGY CARMICHAEL
Homer Parrish . . . HAROLD RUSSELL
Hortense Derry . . . GLADYS GEORGE
Pat Derry . . . ROMAN BOHNEN
Mr. Milton . . . . . . RAY COLLINS
Mrs. Parrish. MINNA GOMBELL
Mr. Parrish. WALTER BALDWIN
Cliff. . . . . . . . STEVE COCHRAN
Mrs. Cameron . . . DOROTHY ADAMS
Mr. Cameron. . . . DON BEDDOE
Luella Parrish. . . MARLENE AAMES
Prew. . . . . . CHARLES HALTON
Mr. Mollett. . . . . . . . . RAY TEAL
Thorpe. . . HOWLAND CHAMBERLIN
Novak. . . . . . . . . . DEAN WHITE
Bullard. . . . ERSKINE SANFORD
Rob Stephenson. . MICHAEL HALL
COPYRIGHT MCMXLVI BY SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRODUCTIONS INC
PASSED BY THE NATIONAL BOARD OF REVIEW]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred mentioned all the reasons why they shouldn't be together. Peggy doesn't care. She kisses Fred as her sunbonnet falls from her head. Fade to black.

TITLE: THE END

TITLES:
THE CAST
Milly Stephenson. . MYRNA LOY
Al Stephenson . . . FREDERIC MARCH
Fred Derry . . DANA ANDREWS
Peggy Stephenson . . . TERESA WRIGHT
Marie Derry . . VIRGINIA MAYO
Wilma Cameron . . . CATHY O'DONNELL
Butch Engle . . . HOAGY CARMICHAEL
Homer Parrish . . . HAROLD RUSSELL
Hortense Derry . . . GLADYS GEORGE
Pat Derry . . . ROMAN BOHNEN
Mr. Milton . . . . . . RAY COLLINS
Mrs. Parrish. MINNA GOMBELL
Mr. Parrish. WALTER BALDWIN
Cliff. . . . . . . . STEVE COCHRAN
Mrs. Cameron . . . DOROTHY ADAMS
Mr. Cameron. . . . DON BEDDOE
Luella Parrish. . . MARLENE AAMES
Prew. . . . . . CHARLES HALTON
Mr. Mollett. . . . . . . . . RAY TEAL
Thorpe. . . HOWLAND CHAMBERLIN
Novak. . . . . . . . . . DEAN WHITE
Bullard. . . . ERSKINE SANFORD
Rob Stephenson. . MICHAEL HALL
COPYRIGHT MCMXLVI BY SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRODUCTIONS INC
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	<title>Minute 169: Man and Wife</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">"</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">"...pledged their trough, each to the other," continues the minister, "and have declared the same by giving and receiving a ring, and by joining hands, I pronounce that they are man and wife. God bless you both."</p>
Wilma kisses Homer as Al and Millie, and Wilma's parents look on.

Meanwhile, at left of screen, Peggy and Fred look at each other from across the room. Homer and Wilma's parents, as well as Al and Millie close in around the newlyweds. Hugs and kisses are passed to the couple.

Fred and Peggy continue to stare across the room at each other, not paying attention to the crowd. Fred walks toward Peggy. They embrace and kiss each other.

In close-up, Fred looks at Peggy. "You know what it'll be, don't you, Peggy?" asks Fred. "It may take us years to get anywhere. We'll have no money..."

Peggy smile widens.

"No decent place to live," continues Fred. "We'll have to work, get kicked around..."
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...pledged their trough, each to the other, continues the minister, and have declared the same by giving and receiving a ring, and by joining hands, I pronounce that they are man and wife. God bless you both.
Wilma kisses Homer as Al and Millie, and Wil]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 169: Man and Wife]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>169</itunes:episode>
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">"</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">"...pledged their trough, each to the other," continues the minister, "and have declared the same by giving and receiving a ring, and by joining hands, I pronounce that they are man and wife. God bless you both."</p>
Wilma kisses Homer as Al and Millie, and Wilma's parents look on.

Meanwhile, at left of screen, Peggy and Fred look at each other from across the room. Homer and Wilma's parents, as well as Al and Millie close in around the newlyweds. Hugs and kisses are passed to the couple.

Fred and Peggy continue to stare across the room at each other, not paying attention to the crowd. Fred walks toward Peggy. They embrace and kiss each other.

In close-up, Fred looks at Peggy. "You know what it'll be, don't you, Peggy?" asks Fred. "It may take us years to get anywhere. We'll have no money..."

Peggy smile widens.

"No decent place to live," continues Fred. "We'll have to work, get kicked around..."
<p style="text-align: center;"></p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["
"...pledged their trough, each to the other," continues the minister, "and have declared the same by giving and receiving a ring, and by joining hands, I pronounce that they are man and wife. God bless you both."
Wilma kisses Homer as Al and Millie, and Wilma's parents look on.

Meanwhile, at left of screen, Peggy and Fred look at each other from across the room. Homer and Wilma's parents, as well as Al and Millie close in around the newlyweds. Hugs and kisses are passed to the couple.

Fred and Peggy continue to stare across the room at each other, not paying attention to the crowd. Fred walks toward Peggy. They embrace and kiss each other.

In close-up, Fred looks at Peggy. "You know what it'll be, don't you, Peggy?" asks Fred. "It may take us years to get anywhere. We'll have no money..."

Peggy smile widens.

"No decent place to live," continues Fred. "We'll have to work, get kicked around..."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 169: Man and Wife</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["
"...pledged their trough, each to the other," continues the minister, "and have declared the same by giving and receiving a ring, and by joining hands, I pronounce that they are man and wife. God bless you both."
Wilma kisses Homer as Al and Millie, and Wilma's parents look on.

Meanwhile, at left of screen, Peggy and Fred look at each other from across the room. Homer and Wilma's parents, as well as Al and Millie close in around the newlyweds. Hugs and kisses are passed to the couple.

Fred and Peggy continue to stare across the room at each other, not paying attention to the crowd. Fred walks toward Peggy. They embrace and kiss each other.

In close-up, Fred looks at Peggy. "You know what it'll be, don't you, Peggy?" asks Fred. "It may take us years to get anywhere. We'll have no money..."

Peggy smile widens.

"No decent place to live," continues Fred. "We'll have to work, get kicked around..."]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>Minute 168: With This Ring</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-168-with-this-ring/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred retrieves the ring and gives it to the minister.</p>



<p>"Place it on the fourth finger of Wilma's left hand," says the minister to Homer. "Repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed."</p>



<p>"With this ring, I thee wed," says Homer. Several people lean forward anxiously as Homer puts the ring on Wilma's finger with his hook.</p>



<p>On the left side of the screen, Fred has been staring at Peggy from across the room. Peggy notices Fred's gaze and stares back.</p>



<p>"Those whom God hath joined together, let not man put asunder," says the minister. "For as much as Homer and Wilma have consented together in holy wedlock and have witnessed the same before God and this company, and thereto have given-"</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred retrieves the ring and gives it to the minister.



Place it on the fourth finger of Wilmas left hand, says the minister to Homer. Repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed.



With this ring, I thee wed, says Homer. Several people lean forward an]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 168: With This Ring]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>168</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred retrieves the ring and gives it to the minister.</p>



<p>"Place it on the fourth finger of Wilma's left hand," says the minister to Homer. "Repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed."</p>



<p>"With this ring, I thee wed," says Homer. Several people lean forward anxiously as Homer puts the ring on Wilma's finger with his hook.</p>



<p>On the left side of the screen, Fred has been staring at Peggy from across the room. Peggy notices Fred's gaze and stares back.</p>



<p>"Those whom God hath joined together, let not man put asunder," says the minister. "For as much as Homer and Wilma have consented together in holy wedlock and have witnessed the same before God and this company, and thereto have given-"</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred retrieves the ring and gives it to the minister.



"Place it on the fourth finger of Wilma's left hand," says the minister to Homer. "Repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed."



"With this ring, I thee wed," says Homer. Several people lean forward anxiously as Homer puts the ring on Wilma's finger with his hook.



On the left side of the screen, Fred has been staring at Peggy from across the room. Peggy notices Fred's gaze and stares back.



"Those whom God hath joined together, let not man put asunder," says the minister. "For as much as Homer and Wilma have consented together in holy wedlock and have witnessed the same before God and this company, and thereto have given-"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 168: With This Ring</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>24:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred retrieves the ring and gives it to the minister.



"Place it on the fourth finger of Wilma's left hand," says the minister to Homer. "Repeat after me: With this ring, I thee wed."



"With this ring, I thee wed," says Homer. Several people lean forward anxiously as Homer puts the ring on Wilma's finger with his hook.



On the left side of the screen, Fred has been staring at Peggy from across the room. Peggy notices Fred's gaze and stares back.



"Those whom God hath joined together, let not man put asunder," says the minister. "For as much as Homer and Wilma have consented together in holy wedlock and have witnessed the same before God and this company, and thereto have given-"]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 167: For Better, For Worse</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-167-for-better-for-worse/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA["To have and to hold from this day forward," says Homer.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," says the minister.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer, " repeats Homer.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," says the minister.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death do... us do part," says Homer.

"Now, Wilma," says the minister, "With your right hand, take Homer by his right hand and say after me: I, Wilma, take thee, Homer, to my wedded husband."

"I, Wilma, take thee, Homer, to my wedded husband," says Wilma.

"To have and to hold from this day forward," says the minister.

"To have and to hold from this day forward," repeats Wilma.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," says the minister.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," repeats Wilma.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," says the minister.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," repeats Wilma.

"The ring," says the minister to Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[To have and to hold from this day forward, says Homer.

For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer, says the minister.

For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer,  repeats Homer.

In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 167: For Better, For Worse]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["To have and to hold from this day forward," says Homer.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," says the minister.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer, " repeats Homer.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," says the minister.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death do... us do part," says Homer.

"Now, Wilma," says the minister, "With your right hand, take Homer by his right hand and say after me: I, Wilma, take thee, Homer, to my wedded husband."

"I, Wilma, take thee, Homer, to my wedded husband," says Wilma.

"To have and to hold from this day forward," says the minister.

"To have and to hold from this day forward," repeats Wilma.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," says the minister.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," repeats Wilma.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," says the minister.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," repeats Wilma.

"The ring," says the minister to Fred.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["To have and to hold from this day forward," says Homer.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," says the minister.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer, " repeats Homer.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," says the minister.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death do... us do part," says Homer.

"Now, Wilma," says the minister, "With your right hand, take Homer by his right hand and say after me: I, Wilma, take thee, Homer, to my wedded husband."

"I, Wilma, take thee, Homer, to my wedded husband," says Wilma.

"To have and to hold from this day forward," says the minister.

"To have and to hold from this day forward," repeats Wilma.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," says the minister.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," repeats Wilma.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," says the minister.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," repeats Wilma.

"The ring," says the minister to Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46167.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 167: For Better, For Worse</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:05</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["To have and to hold from this day forward," says Homer.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," says the minister.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer, " repeats Homer.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," says the minister.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death do... us do part," says Homer.

"Now, Wilma," says the minister, "With your right hand, take Homer by his right hand and say after me: I, Wilma, take thee, Homer, to my wedded husband."

"I, Wilma, take thee, Homer, to my wedded husband," says Wilma.

"To have and to hold from this day forward," says the minister.

"To have and to hold from this day forward," repeats Wilma.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," says the minister.

"For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer," repeats Wilma.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to cherish till death us do part," says the minister.

"In sickness and in health. To love and to]]></googleplay:description>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 166: Wilt Thou Have This Man?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-166-wilt-thou-have-this-man/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1088</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[The children finish singing, as Homer and Wilma stand in front of the minister.

"United for eternity"

"Dearly beloved," says the minister. "We are gathered together here in the sight of God and this company to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. If any man can show just cause why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter forever hold his peace."

The minister turns to Homer.

"Homer," says the minister, "Wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife?"

"I will," says Homer. The minister turns to Wilma.

"Wilma," says the minister,"Wilt thou have this man to thy wedded husband?"

"I will," answers Wilma.

"Who gives this woman to be married to this man?" asks the minister.

"I do," says Mr. Cameron.

"Now, Homer," says the minister, "Will you take Wilma's right hand in yours and say after me: I, Homer, take thee, Wilma, to my wedded wife."

Homer repeats, "I, Homer, take thee, Wilma, to my wedded wife."

"To have and to hold from this day forward," says the minister.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The children finish singing, as Homer and Wilma stand in front of the minister.

United for eternity

Dearly beloved, says the minister. We are gathered together here in the sight of God and this company to join together this man and this woman in holy m]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 166: Wilt Thou Have This Man?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>166</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The children finish singing, as Homer and Wilma stand in front of the minister.

"United for eternity"

"Dearly beloved," says the minister. "We are gathered together here in the sight of God and this company to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. If any man can show just cause why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter forever hold his peace."

The minister turns to Homer.

"Homer," says the minister, "Wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife?"

"I will," says Homer. The minister turns to Wilma.

"Wilma," says the minister,"Wilt thou have this man to thy wedded husband?"

"I will," answers Wilma.

"Who gives this woman to be married to this man?" asks the minister.

"I do," says Mr. Cameron.

"Now, Homer," says the minister, "Will you take Wilma's right hand in yours and say after me: I, Homer, take thee, Wilma, to my wedded wife."

Homer repeats, "I, Homer, take thee, Wilma, to my wedded wife."

"To have and to hold from this day forward," says the minister.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1088/minute-166-wilt-thou-have-this-man.mp3" length="26576359" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The children finish singing, as Homer and Wilma stand in front of the minister.

"United for eternity"

"Dearly beloved," says the minister. "We are gathered together here in the sight of God and this company to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. If any man can show just cause why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter forever hold his peace."

The minister turns to Homer.

"Homer," says the minister, "Wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife?"

"I will," says Homer. The minister turns to Wilma.

"Wilma," says the minister,"Wilt thou have this man to thy wedded husband?"

"I will," answers Wilma.

"Who gives this woman to be married to this man?" asks the minister.

"I do," says Mr. Cameron.

"Now, Homer," says the minister, "Will you take Wilma's right hand in yours and say after me: I, Homer, take thee, Wilma, to my wedded wife."

Homer repeats, "I, Homer, take thee, Wilma, to my wedded wife."

"To have and to hold from this day forward," says the minister.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46166.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 166: Wilt Thou Have This Man?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:55</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The children finish singing, as Homer and Wilma stand in front of the minister.

"United for eternity"

"Dearly beloved," says the minister. "We are gathered together here in the sight of God and this company to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. If any man can show just cause why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter forever hold his peace."

The minister turns to Homer.

"Homer," says the minister, "Wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife?"

"I will," says Homer. The minister turns to Wilma.

"Wilma," says the minister,"Wilt thou have this man to thy wedded husband?"

"I will," answers Wilma.

"Who gives this woman to be married to this man?" asks the minister.

"I do," says Mr. Cameron.

"Now, Homer," says the minister, "Will you take Wilma's right hand in yours and say after me: I, Homer, take thee, Wilma, to my wedded wife."

Homer repeats, "I, Homer, take thee, Wilma, to my wedded wife."

"To have and to hold fr]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 165: Here Comes the Bride</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-165-here-comes-the-bride/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1089</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Where's Homer?" asks Mrs. Cameron. "Wilma's ready."

"I'll get him," says Fred. He turns to Peggy. "Excuse me."

At the piano, Butch readies the kids' choir.

"Mary, Kay, go ahead," says Butch. "Jackie. Jackie! Over here. Watch me."

The children begin to sing as Wilma descends the staircase.

<em>"Here comes the bride</em>
<em>All dressed in white</em>
<em>Sweetly serene</em>
<em>in the soft, glowing light"</em>

<em>"Lovely to see</em>
<em>Marching to thee</em>
<em>Sweet love --"</em>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Wheres Homer? asks Mrs. Cameron. Wilmas ready.

Ill get him, says Fred. He turns to Peggy. Excuse me.

At the piano, Butch readies the kids choir.

Mary, Kay, go ahead, says Butch. Jackie. Jackie! Over here. Watch me.

The children begin to sing as Wilma]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 165: Here Comes the Bride]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Where's Homer?" asks Mrs. Cameron. "Wilma's ready."

"I'll get him," says Fred. He turns to Peggy. "Excuse me."

At the piano, Butch readies the kids' choir.

"Mary, Kay, go ahead," says Butch. "Jackie. Jackie! Over here. Watch me."

The children begin to sing as Wilma descends the staircase.

<em>"Here comes the bride</em>
<em>All dressed in white</em>
<em>Sweetly serene</em>
<em>in the soft, glowing light"</em>

<em>"Lovely to see</em>
<em>Marching to thee</em>
<em>Sweet love --"</em>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1089/minute-165-here-comes-the-bride.mp3" length="26439199" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Where's Homer?" asks Mrs. Cameron. "Wilma's ready."

"I'll get him," says Fred. He turns to Peggy. "Excuse me."

At the piano, Butch readies the kids' choir.

"Mary, Kay, go ahead," says Butch. "Jackie. Jackie! Over here. Watch me."

The children begin to sing as Wilma descends the staircase.

"Here comes the bride
All dressed in white
Sweetly serene
in the soft, glowing light"

"Lovely to see
Marching to thee
Sweet love --"]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46165.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 165: Here Comes the Bride</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:51</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Where's Homer?" asks Mrs. Cameron. "Wilma's ready."

"I'll get him," says Fred. He turns to Peggy. "Excuse me."

At the piano, Butch readies the kids' choir.

"Mary, Kay, go ahead," says Butch. "Jackie. Jackie! Over here. Watch me."

The children begin to sing as Wilma descends the staircase.

"Here comes the bride
All dressed in white
Sweetly serene
in the soft, glowing light"

"Lovely to see
Marching to thee
Sweet love --"]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46165.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 164: I&#8217;m Really in the Junk Business</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-164-im-really-in-the-junk-business/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1090</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Hello, Fred," says Peggy. "Nice to see you again."

"Hello, Peggy," says Fred. "Nice to see you."

"Well, what have you been doing with yourself lately?" asks Peggy, politely.

"Working," says Fred.

"Yes," says Peggy. "Dad told me he heard you were in some kind of building work."

"Well, it's a hopeful way of putting it," says Fred. "I'm really in the junk business - - An occupation for which many people feel I'm well qualified, by temperament and training. It's fascinating work."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hello, Fred, says Peggy. Nice to see you again.

Hello, Peggy, says Fred. Nice to see you.

Well, what have you been doing with yourself lately? asks Peggy, politely.

Working, says Fred.

Yes, says Peggy. Dad told me he heard you were in some kind of bu]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 164: I'm Really in the Junk Business]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Hello, Fred," says Peggy. "Nice to see you again."

"Hello, Peggy," says Fred. "Nice to see you."

"Well, what have you been doing with yourself lately?" asks Peggy, politely.

"Working," says Fred.

"Yes," says Peggy. "Dad told me he heard you were in some kind of building work."

"Well, it's a hopeful way of putting it," says Fred. "I'm really in the junk business - - An occupation for which many people feel I'm well qualified, by temperament and training. It's fascinating work."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1090/minute-164-im-really-in-the-junk-business.mp3" length="25247767" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Hello, Fred," says Peggy. "Nice to see you again."

"Hello, Peggy," says Fred. "Nice to see you."

"Well, what have you been doing with yourself lately?" asks Peggy, politely.

"Working," says Fred.

"Yes," says Peggy. "Dad told me he heard you were in some kind of building work."

"Well, it's a hopeful way of putting it," says Fred. "I'm really in the junk business - - An occupation for which many people feel I'm well qualified, by temperament and training. It's fascinating work."]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46164.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 164: I&#8217;m Really in the Junk Business</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>24:34</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Hello, Fred," says Peggy. "Nice to see you again."

"Hello, Peggy," says Fred. "Nice to see you."

"Well, what have you been doing with yourself lately?" asks Peggy, politely.

"Working," says Fred.

"Yes," says Peggy. "Dad told me he heard you were in some kind of building work."

"Well, it's a hopeful way of putting it," says Fred. "I'm really in the junk business - - An occupation for which many people feel I'm well qualified, by temperament and training. It's fascinating work."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46164.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 163: I Might Give the Wrong Answers</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-163-i-might-give-the-wrong-answers/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1091</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["till I drop," says Fred.

"Oh, Fred," says Homer. "Here's the ring. Don't lose it."

Al steps out onto the porch.

"Hey, Homer," says Al. "Big day, huh?"

"Hi, Al," says Homer.

"Hiya, Fred," says Al.

"Hello, Al," says Fred.

"I, uh... I hear you moved back with your folks," says Al.

"Yeah," says Fred, quietly. Al turns to Homer.

"I've sampled the punch," says Al. "I presume it was made for the kiddies. Will you have some, Homer?"

"I might give the wrong answers!" laughs Homer.

"How about you, Fred?" asks Al.

"No, thanks," says Fred. "Maybe later."

"Well, if I must be a solitary drinker," Al raises his glass. "Good luck, kid!"

"Thank you, Al," says Homer.

Millie arrives on the porch.

"Al!" exclaims Millie. "You promised you wouldn't!"

"Take a sip of this," says Al. Millie sees Fred and Homer.

"Hello, Fred. Homer," says Millie.

"There isn't a headache in a barrel of it," explains Al about the punch.

"Al can take it!" says Homer.

"He certainly can," says Millie.

"Excuse me," says Fred, leaving the porch and returning inside the house.

"See for yourself," says Al, as Millie tries the punch.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[till I drop, says Fred.

Oh, Fred, says Homer. Heres the ring. Dont lose it.

Al steps out onto the porch.

Hey, Homer, says Al. Big day, huh?

Hi, Al, says Homer.

Hiya, Fred, says Al.

Hello, Al, says Fred.

I, uh... I hear you moved back with your fol]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 163: I Might Give the Wrong Answers]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["till I drop," says Fred.

"Oh, Fred," says Homer. "Here's the ring. Don't lose it."

Al steps out onto the porch.

"Hey, Homer," says Al. "Big day, huh?"

"Hi, Al," says Homer.

"Hiya, Fred," says Al.

"Hello, Al," says Fred.

"I, uh... I hear you moved back with your folks," says Al.

"Yeah," says Fred, quietly. Al turns to Homer.

"I've sampled the punch," says Al. "I presume it was made for the kiddies. Will you have some, Homer?"

"I might give the wrong answers!" laughs Homer.

"How about you, Fred?" asks Al.

"No, thanks," says Fred. "Maybe later."

"Well, if I must be a solitary drinker," Al raises his glass. "Good luck, kid!"

"Thank you, Al," says Homer.

Millie arrives on the porch.

"Al!" exclaims Millie. "You promised you wouldn't!"

"Take a sip of this," says Al. Millie sees Fred and Homer.

"Hello, Fred. Homer," says Millie.

"There isn't a headache in a barrel of it," explains Al about the punch.

"Al can take it!" says Homer.

"He certainly can," says Millie.

"Excuse me," says Fred, leaving the porch and returning inside the house.

"See for yourself," says Al, as Millie tries the punch.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1091/minute-163-i-might-give-the-wrong-answers.mp3" length="21081247" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["till I drop," says Fred.

"Oh, Fred," says Homer. "Here's the ring. Don't lose it."

Al steps out onto the porch.

"Hey, Homer," says Al. "Big day, huh?"

"Hi, Al," says Homer.

"Hiya, Fred," says Al.

"Hello, Al," says Fred.

"I, uh... I hear you moved back with your folks," says Al.

"Yeah," says Fred, quietly. Al turns to Homer.

"I've sampled the punch," says Al. "I presume it was made for the kiddies. Will you have some, Homer?"

"I might give the wrong answers!" laughs Homer.

"How about you, Fred?" asks Al.

"No, thanks," says Fred. "Maybe later."

"Well, if I must be a solitary drinker," Al raises his glass. "Good luck, kid!"

"Thank you, Al," says Homer.

Millie arrives on the porch.

"Al!" exclaims Millie. "You promised you wouldn't!"

"Take a sip of this," says Al. Millie sees Fred and Homer.

"Hello, Fred. Homer," says Millie.

"There isn't a headache in a barrel of it," explains Al about the punch.

"Al can take it!" says Homer.

"He certainly can," says Millie.

"Excuse me," says Fred, leaving the porch and returning inside the house.

"See for yourself," says Al, as Millie tries the punch.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46163.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 163: I Might Give the Wrong Answers</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:45</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["till I drop," says Fred.

"Oh, Fred," says Homer. "Here's the ring. Don't lose it."

Al steps out onto the porch.

"Hey, Homer," says Al. "Big day, huh?"

"Hi, Al," says Homer.

"Hiya, Fred," says Al.

"Hello, Al," says Fred.

"I, uh... I hear you moved back with your folks," says Al.

"Yeah," says Fred, quietly. Al turns to Homer.

"I've sampled the punch," says Al. "I presume it was made for the kiddies. Will you have some, Homer?"

"I might give the wrong answers!" laughs Homer.

"How about you, Fred?" asks Al.

"No, thanks," says Fred. "Maybe later."

"Well, if I must be a solitary drinker," Al raises his glass. "Good luck, kid!"

"Thank you, Al," says Homer.

Millie arrives on the porch.

"Al!" exclaims Millie. "You promised you wouldn't!"

"Take a sip of this," says Al. Millie sees Fred and Homer.

"Hello, Fred. Homer," says Millie.

"There isn't a headache in a barrel of it," explains Al about the punch.

"Al can take it!" says Homer.

"He certainly can," says Millie.

"Excuse]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 162: Steady, Boy!</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-162-steady-boy/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1094</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Butch plays the note again.</p>
<p>"Here's comes the bri...," the children start singing.</p>
<p>"That's fine," says Butch.</p>
<p>The doorbell rings. It's the Stephenson family.</p>
<p>"Mrs. Cameron?" says Millie.</p>
<p>"Yes. Mrs. Stephenson?" says Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>"Yes," answers Millie.</p>
<p>"Come right in, won't you?" says Mrs. Cameron</p>
<p>"My daughter," says Millie, introducing Peggy.</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>"How do you do, Mrs. Cameron?" says Al.</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Mrs. Cameron. Al hands Mrs. Cameron a large gift-wrapped box.</p>
<p>"There you go," says Al.</p>
<p>"Oh my - you shouldn't have," says Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>"My daughter," says Millie to Mr. Cameron.</p>
<p>"Miss Stephenson," says Mr. Cameron.</p>
<p>"Hello," says Peggy.</p>
<p>"Hello, Mr. Cameron," says Al.</p>
<p>"Meet Homer's folks," says Mr. Cameron. "Mr. and Mrs. Stephenson. Miss Stephenson."</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Al to Mrs. Parrish.</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Al to Mr. Parrish.</p>
<p>"Hello, Al!" says Butch.</p>
<p>"Hello, Butch!" says Al.</p>
<p>"It's good you're here!" says Butch.</p>
<p>"Mr. Stephenson," says Mr. Cameron, "Could I interest you in a little punch?"</p>
<p>"How do you do, Mrs. Stephenson?" says Butch to Millie.</p>
<p>Peggy glances around the room, not seeing Fred, who is out on the porch.</p>
<p>"Steady, boy!" laughs Fred, as he tries to light Homer's shaky cigarette.</p>
<p>"I heard you were leaving town," says Homer. "I was afraid you wouldn't stand up for me!"</p>
<p>"I'll stand up for you, kid," begins Fred.</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Butch plays the note again.
Heres comes the bri..., the children start singing.
Thats fine, says Butch.
The doorbell rings. Its the Stephenson family.
Mrs. Cameron? says Millie.
Yes. Mrs. Stephenson? says Mrs. Cameron.
Yes, answers Millie.
Come right in,]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 162: Steady, Boy!]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Butch plays the note again.</p>
<p>"Here's comes the bri...," the children start singing.</p>
<p>"That's fine," says Butch.</p>
<p>The doorbell rings. It's the Stephenson family.</p>
<p>"Mrs. Cameron?" says Millie.</p>
<p>"Yes. Mrs. Stephenson?" says Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>"Yes," answers Millie.</p>
<p>"Come right in, won't you?" says Mrs. Cameron</p>
<p>"My daughter," says Millie, introducing Peggy.</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>"How do you do, Mrs. Cameron?" says Al.</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Mrs. Cameron. Al hands Mrs. Cameron a large gift-wrapped box.</p>
<p>"There you go," says Al.</p>
<p>"Oh my - you shouldn't have," says Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>"My daughter," says Millie to Mr. Cameron.</p>
<p>"Miss Stephenson," says Mr. Cameron.</p>
<p>"Hello," says Peggy.</p>
<p>"Hello, Mr. Cameron," says Al.</p>
<p>"Meet Homer's folks," says Mr. Cameron. "Mr. and Mrs. Stephenson. Miss Stephenson."</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Al to Mrs. Parrish.</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Al to Mr. Parrish.</p>
<p>"Hello, Al!" says Butch.</p>
<p>"Hello, Butch!" says Al.</p>
<p>"It's good you're here!" says Butch.</p>
<p>"Mr. Stephenson," says Mr. Cameron, "Could I interest you in a little punch?"</p>
<p>"How do you do, Mrs. Stephenson?" says Butch to Millie.</p>
<p>Peggy glances around the room, not seeing Fred, who is out on the porch.</p>
<p>"Steady, boy!" laughs Fred, as he tries to light Homer's shaky cigarette.</p>
<p>"I heard you were leaving town," says Homer. "I was afraid you wouldn't stand up for me!"</p>
<p>"I'll stand up for you, kid," begins Fred.</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1094/minute-162-steady-boy.mp3" length="26213215" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Butch plays the note again.
"Here's comes the bri...," the children start singing.
"That's fine," says Butch.
The doorbell rings. It's the Stephenson family.
"Mrs. Cameron?" says Millie.
"Yes. Mrs. Stephenson?" says Mrs. Cameron.
"Yes," answers Millie.
"Come right in, won't you?" says Mrs. Cameron
"My daughter," says Millie, introducing Peggy.
"How do you do?" says Mrs. Cameron.
"How do you do, Mrs. Cameron?" says Al.
"How do you do?" says Mrs. Cameron. Al hands Mrs. Cameron a large gift-wrapped box.
"There you go," says Al.
"Oh my - you shouldn't have," says Mrs. Cameron.
"My daughter," says Millie to Mr. Cameron.
"Miss Stephenson," says Mr. Cameron.
"Hello," says Peggy.
"Hello, Mr. Cameron," says Al.
"Meet Homer's folks," says Mr. Cameron. "Mr. and Mrs. Stephenson. Miss Stephenson."
"How do you do?" says Al to Mrs. Parrish.
"How do you do?" says Al to Mr. Parrish.
"Hello, Al!" says Butch.
"Hello, Butch!" says Al.
"It's good you're here!" says Butch.
"Mr. Stephenson," says Mr. Cameron, "Could I interest you in a little punch?"
"How do you do, Mrs. Stephenson?" says Butch to Millie.
Peggy glances around the room, not seeing Fred, who is out on the porch.
"Steady, boy!" laughs Fred, as he tries to light Homer's shaky cigarette.
"I heard you were leaving town," says Homer. "I was afraid you wouldn't stand up for me!"
"I'll stand up for you, kid," begins Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 162: Steady, Boy!</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:41</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Butch plays the note again.
"Here's comes the bri...," the children start singing.
"That's fine," says Butch.
The doorbell rings. It's the Stephenson family.
"Mrs. Cameron?" says Millie.
"Yes. Mrs. Stephenson?" says Mrs. Cameron.
"Yes," answers Millie.
"Come right in, won't you?" says Mrs. Cameron
"My daughter," says Millie, introducing Peggy.
"How do you do?" says Mrs. Cameron.
"How do you do, Mrs. Cameron?" says Al.
"How do you do?" says Mrs. Cameron. Al hands Mrs. Cameron a large gift-wrapped box.
"There you go," says Al.
"Oh my - you shouldn't have," says Mrs. Cameron.
"My daughter," says Millie to Mr. Cameron.
"Miss Stephenson," says Mr. Cameron.
"Hello," says Peggy.
"Hello, Mr. Cameron," says Al.
"Meet Homer's folks," says Mr. Cameron. "Mr. and Mrs. Stephenson. Miss Stephenson."
"How do you do?" says Al to Mrs. Parrish.
"How do you do?" says Al to Mr. Parrish.
"Hello, Al!" says Butch.
"Hello, Butch!" says Al.
"It's good you're here!" says Butch.
"Mr. Stephenson," says Mr. Camero]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46162.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 161: What I Asked You for is a Job</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-161-what-i-asked-you-for-is-a-job/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1093</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"One of the fallen angels of the Air Force," says the junk man. "Well, pardon me if I show no sympathy. While you glamour boys were up in the wild blue yonder, I was down in a tank."</p>
<p>"Listen, chum," says Fred."Sometime I'll be glad to hear the story of your "war experiences.' What I asked you for was a job. Have you got one?"</p>
<p>"Do you know anything about building?" asks the man.</p>
<p>"No. But there's one thing I do know: I know how to learn," says Fred. "Same as I learned that job up there."</p>
<p>The junk man looks Fred over, then turns to another man.</p>
<p>"Hey, Gus!" shouts the junk man.</p>
<p>"Yes?" says Gus.</p>
<p>"See if you think this guy can be of any use to us," says the junk man.</p>
<p>"Thanks," says Fred, taking off his flight jacket.</p>
<p>Later, there are many cars parked in front of the Parrish home.</p>
<p>Butch is seated at a piano in the living room, surrounded by children.</p>
<p>"Now, children, let's remember the words," says Butch. "The bride will come down those stairs. When I see her I'll hit the first note, then I'll nod my head, and then we'll sing, huh? All right, let's try it."</p>
<p>Butch looks over his shoulder.</p>
<p>"Here she comes," says Butch. </p>
<p>"Here..." begins several children.</p>
<p>Butch plays a note on the piano.</p>
<p>"Wait for the note," says Butch. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[One of the fallen angels of the Air Force, says the junk man. Well, pardon me if I show no sympathy. While you glamour boys were up in the wild blue yonder, I was down in a tank.
Listen, chum, says Fred.Sometime Ill be glad to hear the story of your war ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 161: What I Asked You for is a Job]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"One of the fallen angels of the Air Force," says the junk man. "Well, pardon me if I show no sympathy. While you glamour boys were up in the wild blue yonder, I was down in a tank."</p>
<p>"Listen, chum," says Fred."Sometime I'll be glad to hear the story of your "war experiences.' What I asked you for was a job. Have you got one?"</p>
<p>"Do you know anything about building?" asks the man.</p>
<p>"No. But there's one thing I do know: I know how to learn," says Fred. "Same as I learned that job up there."</p>
<p>The junk man looks Fred over, then turns to another man.</p>
<p>"Hey, Gus!" shouts the junk man.</p>
<p>"Yes?" says Gus.</p>
<p>"See if you think this guy can be of any use to us," says the junk man.</p>
<p>"Thanks," says Fred, taking off his flight jacket.</p>
<p>Later, there are many cars parked in front of the Parrish home.</p>
<p>Butch is seated at a piano in the living room, surrounded by children.</p>
<p>"Now, children, let's remember the words," says Butch. "The bride will come down those stairs. When I see her I'll hit the first note, then I'll nod my head, and then we'll sing, huh? All right, let's try it."</p>
<p>Butch looks over his shoulder.</p>
<p>"Here she comes," says Butch. </p>
<p>"Here..." begins several children.</p>
<p>Butch plays a note on the piano.</p>
<p>"Wait for the note," says Butch. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1093/minute-161-what-i-asked-you-for-is-a-job.mp3" length="32794519" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["One of the fallen angels of the Air Force," says the junk man. "Well, pardon me if I show no sympathy. While you glamour boys were up in the wild blue yonder, I was down in a tank."
"Listen, chum," says Fred."Sometime I'll be glad to hear the story of your "war experiences.' What I asked you for was a job. Have you got one?"
"Do you know anything about building?" asks the man.
"No. But there's one thing I do know: I know how to learn," says Fred. "Same as I learned that job up there."
The junk man looks Fred over, then turns to another man.
"Hey, Gus!" shouts the junk man.
"Yes?" says Gus.
"See if you think this guy can be of any use to us," says the junk man.
"Thanks," says Fred, taking off his flight jacket.
Later, there are many cars parked in front of the Parrish home.
Butch is seated at a piano in the living room, surrounded by children.
"Now, children, let's remember the words," says Butch. "The bride will come down those stairs. When I see her I'll hit the first note, then I'll nod my head, and then we'll sing, huh? All right, let's try it."
Butch looks over his shoulder.
"Here she comes," says Butch. 
"Here..." begins several children.
Butch plays a note on the piano.
"Wait for the note," says Butch.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46161.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 161: What I Asked You for is a Job</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>32:36</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["One of the fallen angels of the Air Force," says the junk man. "Well, pardon me if I show no sympathy. While you glamour boys were up in the wild blue yonder, I was down in a tank."
"Listen, chum," says Fred."Sometime I'll be glad to hear the story of your "war experiences.' What I asked you for was a job. Have you got one?"
"Do you know anything about building?" asks the man.
"No. But there's one thing I do know: I know how to learn," says Fred. "Same as I learned that job up there."
The junk man looks Fred over, then turns to another man.
"Hey, Gus!" shouts the junk man.
"Yes?" says Gus.
"See if you think this guy can be of any use to us," says the junk man.
"Thanks," says Fred, taking off his flight jacket.
Later, there are many cars parked in front of the Parrish home.
Butch is seated at a piano in the living room, surrounded by children.
"Now, children, let's remember the words," says Butch. "The bride will come down those stairs. When I see her I'll hit the first note, then I'l]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46161.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 160: What are You Doing in that Airplane?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-160-what-are-you-doing-in-that-airplane/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1092</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred is lost in thought, remembering the past. He doesn't quite hear the man outside the plane calling to him.</p>
<p>"Hey, bud, what are you doing up there?" says the man.</p>
<p>"Hey, you! What are you doing in that airplane?" he repeats. Fred snaps out of his reverie and climbs out of the plane.</p>
<p>"I used to work in one of those," says Fred to the man.</p>
<p>"Reviving old memories, huh?" says the man.</p>
<p>"Or maybe getting some of 'em out of my system," replies Fred.</p>
<p>"Well, take your last look," says the man. "We're breaking 'em up."</p>
<p>"Yeah, I know. You're the junkman," says Fred. "You get everything sooner or later."</p>
<p>"This is no junk," says the man. "We're using this material for building prefabricated houses."</p>
<p>Fred thinks for a moment. "You don't need any help, do you?" he asks.</p>
<p>"Out of a job?" asks the man.</p>
<p>"That's it," says Fred.</p>
<p>"I see," says the man.</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred is lost in thought, remembering the past. He doesnt quite hear the man outside the plane calling to him.
Hey, bud, what are you doing up there? says the man.
Hey, you! What are you doing in that airplane? he repeats. Fred snaps out of his reverie an]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 160: What are You Doing in that Airplane?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred is lost in thought, remembering the past. He doesn't quite hear the man outside the plane calling to him.</p>
<p>"Hey, bud, what are you doing up there?" says the man.</p>
<p>"Hey, you! What are you doing in that airplane?" he repeats. Fred snaps out of his reverie and climbs out of the plane.</p>
<p>"I used to work in one of those," says Fred to the man.</p>
<p>"Reviving old memories, huh?" says the man.</p>
<p>"Or maybe getting some of 'em out of my system," replies Fred.</p>
<p>"Well, take your last look," says the man. "We're breaking 'em up."</p>
<p>"Yeah, I know. You're the junkman," says Fred. "You get everything sooner or later."</p>
<p>"This is no junk," says the man. "We're using this material for building prefabricated houses."</p>
<p>Fred thinks for a moment. "You don't need any help, do you?" he asks.</p>
<p>"Out of a job?" asks the man.</p>
<p>"That's it," says Fred.</p>
<p>"I see," says the man.</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1092/minute-160-what-are-you-doing-in-that-airplane.mp3" length="21213122" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred is lost in thought, remembering the past. He doesn't quite hear the man outside the plane calling to him.
"Hey, bud, what are you doing up there?" says the man.
"Hey, you! What are you doing in that airplane?" he repeats. Fred snaps out of his reverie and climbs out of the plane.
"I used to work in one of those," says Fred to the man.
"Reviving old memories, huh?" says the man.
"Or maybe getting some of 'em out of my system," replies Fred.
"Well, take your last look," says the man. "We're breaking 'em up."
"Yeah, I know. You're the junkman," says Fred. "You get everything sooner or later."
"This is no junk," says the man. "We're using this material for building prefabricated houses."
Fred thinks for a moment. "You don't need any help, do you?" he asks.
"Out of a job?" asks the man.
"That's it," says Fred.
"I see," says the man.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46160.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 160: What are You Doing in that Airplane?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>22:37</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred is lost in thought, remembering the past. He doesn't quite hear the man outside the plane calling to him.
"Hey, bud, what are you doing up there?" says the man.
"Hey, you! What are you doing in that airplane?" he repeats. Fred snaps out of his reverie and climbs out of the plane.
"I used to work in one of those," says Fred to the man.
"Reviving old memories, huh?" says the man.
"Or maybe getting some of 'em out of my system," replies Fred.
"Well, take your last look," says the man. "We're breaking 'em up."
"Yeah, I know. You're the junkman," says Fred. "You get everything sooner or later."
"This is no junk," says the man. "We're using this material for building prefabricated houses."
Fred thinks for a moment. "You don't need any help, do you?" he asks.
"Out of a job?" asks the man.
"That's it," says Fred.
"I see," says the man.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46160.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 159: Three Four Six Three</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-159-three-four-six-three/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://megabyte.progressionstudios.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=142</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred sits in the bombardier's position at the nose of the B-17, Number 3463. He looks to his left, at the engine-less nacelles of where engine numbers one and two would have been, then to the right, where engines three and four used to be.&nbsp;</p>
<p>The camera dollies in for a close-up, as Fred remembers flying a bombing run.</p>
<p>Inside the ship, Fred is lost in thought. Sweat beads on his face.</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred sits in the bombardiers position at the nose of the B-17, Number 3463. He looks to his left, at the engine-less nacelles of where engine numbers one and two would have been, then to the right, where engines three and four used to be.&nbsp;
The camer]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 159: Three Four Six Three]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred sits in the bombardier's position at the nose of the B-17, Number 3463. He looks to his left, at the engine-less nacelles of where engine numbers one and two would have been, then to the right, where engines three and four used to be.&nbsp;</p>
<p>The camera dollies in for a close-up, as Fred remembers flying a bombing run.</p>
<p>Inside the ship, Fred is lost in thought. Sweat beads on his face.</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/142/minute-159-three-four-six-three.mp3" length="19701788" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred sits in the bombardier's position at the nose of the B-17, Number 3463. He looks to his left, at the engine-less nacelles of where engine numbers one and two would have been, then to the right, where engines three and four used to be.&nbsp;
The camera dollies in for a close-up, as Fred remembers flying a bombing run.
Inside the ship, Fred is lost in thought. Sweat beads on his face.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46159.jpg"></itunes:image>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46159.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 159: Three Four Six Three</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:54</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred sits in the bombardier's position at the nose of the B-17, Number 3463. He looks to his left, at the engine-less nacelles of where engine numbers one and two would have been, then to the right, where engines three and four used to be.&nbsp;
The camera dollies in for a close-up, as Fred remembers flying a bombing run.
Inside the ship, Fred is lost in thought. Sweat beads on his face.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46159.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 158: Round Trip?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-158-round-trip/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1095</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred looks out at an endless sea of abandoned B-17s. They stretch to the horizon.&nbsp;</p>
<p>A bomber labeled "3463" with nose art saying "ROUND ? TRIP" is parked only a few yards away from a wrecking crew.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred reaches up to the forward hatch and pulls himself into the fuselage. He looks around the interior, at his old position as bombardier. The dusty plexiglass dome filters light inside the cabin.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred looks at a navigation chart, and tosses it back on a bench. Moving some dust and cobwebs out of the way, he heads for the bombsight station, first dusting off the seat.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred looks out at an endless sea of abandoned B-17s. They stretch to the horizon.&nbsp;
A bomber labeled 3463 with nose art saying ROUND ? TRIP is parked only a few yards away from a wrecking crew.&nbsp;
Fred reaches up to the forward hatch and pulls him]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 158: Round Trip?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred looks out at an endless sea of abandoned B-17s. They stretch to the horizon.&nbsp;</p>
<p>A bomber labeled "3463" with nose art saying "ROUND ? TRIP" is parked only a few yards away from a wrecking crew.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred reaches up to the forward hatch and pulls himself into the fuselage. He looks around the interior, at his old position as bombardier. The dusty plexiglass dome filters light inside the cabin.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred looks at a navigation chart, and tosses it back on a bench. Moving some dust and cobwebs out of the way, he heads for the bombsight station, first dusting off the seat.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1095/minute-158-round-trip.mp3" length="18972669" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred looks out at an endless sea of abandoned B-17s. They stretch to the horizon.&nbsp;
A bomber labeled "3463" with nose art saying "ROUND ? TRIP" is parked only a few yards away from a wrecking crew.&nbsp;
Fred reaches up to the forward hatch and pulls himself into the fuselage. He looks around the interior, at his old position as bombardier. The dusty plexiglass dome filters light inside the cabin.&nbsp;
Fred looks at a navigation chart, and tosses it back on a bench. Moving some dust and cobwebs out of the way, he heads for the bombsight station, first dusting off the seat.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 158: Round Trip?</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:09</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred looks out at an endless sea of abandoned B-17s. They stretch to the horizon.&nbsp;
A bomber labeled "3463" with nose art saying "ROUND ? TRIP" is parked only a few yards away from a wrecking crew.&nbsp;
Fred reaches up to the forward hatch and pulls himself into the fuselage. He looks around the interior, at his old position as bombardier. The dusty plexiglass dome filters light inside the cabin.&nbsp;
Fred looks at a navigation chart, and tosses it back on a bench. Moving some dust and cobwebs out of the way, he heads for the bombsight station, first dusting off the seat.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46158.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 157: The Boneyard</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-157-the-boneyard/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1096</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Pat Derry smokes a cigarette after reading Fred's citation. </p>
<p>At the airfield, Fred walks through an aircraft boneyard of propellers, cowlings, and airframes. It's a sea of discarded fighter planes. </p>
<p>He comes across a line of B-17s, about to be scrapped. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Pat Derry smokes a cigarette after reading Freds citation. 
At the airfield, Fred walks through an aircraft boneyard of propellers, cowlings, and airframes. Its a sea of discarded fighter planes. 
He comes across a line of B-17s, about to be scrapped. ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 157: The Boneyard]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>157</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pat Derry smokes a cigarette after reading Fred's citation. </p>
<p>At the airfield, Fred walks through an aircraft boneyard of propellers, cowlings, and airframes. It's a sea of discarded fighter planes. </p>
<p>He comes across a line of B-17s, about to be scrapped. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1096/minute-157-the-boneyard.mp3" length="15158600" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pat Derry smokes a cigarette after reading Fred's citation. 
At the airfield, Fred walks through an aircraft boneyard of propellers, cowlings, and airframes. It's a sea of discarded fighter planes. 
He comes across a line of B-17s, about to be scrapped. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46157.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 157: The Boneyard</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:50</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Pat Derry smokes a cigarette after reading Fred's citation. 
At the airfield, Fred walks through an aircraft boneyard of propellers, cowlings, and airframes. It's a sea of discarded fighter planes. 
He comes across a line of B-17s, about to be scrapped. ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46157.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 156: By Command of Lt. General Doolittle</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-156-by-command-of-lt-general-doolittle/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1097</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Pat Derry is seated at a table, reading Fred's citations. </p>
<p>"Listen to this," says Pat to Hortense. "Sit down." </p>
<p>Pat reads the citation:"<em>Headquarters, 8th Air Force - Award of the Distinguished Flying Cross</em>"</p>
<p>"Um, here..." continues Pat. </p>
<p>"<em>Despite intense pain, shock and loss of blood, with complete disregard of his personal safety, Captain Derry crawled back to his bombsight, guided his formation on a perfect run over the objective and released his bombs with great accuracy.</em>"</p>
<p>"<em>The heroism, devotion to duty, professional skill and coolness under fire displayed by Captain Derry, under the most difficult conditions, reflect highest credit on himself and the Armed Forces of the United States.</em>"</p>
<p>"<em>By command of Lieutenant General Doolittle.</em>"</p>
<p>Pat removes his reading glasses. </p>

<p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Pat Derry is seated at a table, reading Freds citations. 
Listen to this, says Pat to Hortense. Sit down. 
Pat reads the citation:Headquarters, 8th Air Force - Award of the Distinguished Flying Cross
Um, here... continues Pat. 
Despite intense pain, shoc]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 156: By Command of Lt. General Doolittle]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pat Derry is seated at a table, reading Fred's citations. </p>
<p>"Listen to this," says Pat to Hortense. "Sit down." </p>
<p>Pat reads the citation:"<em>Headquarters, 8th Air Force - Award of the Distinguished Flying Cross</em>"</p>
<p>"Um, here..." continues Pat. </p>
<p>"<em>Despite intense pain, shock and loss of blood, with complete disregard of his personal safety, Captain Derry crawled back to his bombsight, guided his formation on a perfect run over the objective and released his bombs with great accuracy.</em>"</p>
<p>"<em>The heroism, devotion to duty, professional skill and coolness under fire displayed by Captain Derry, under the most difficult conditions, reflect highest credit on himself and the Armed Forces of the United States.</em>"</p>
<p>"<em>By command of Lieutenant General Doolittle.</em>"</p>
<p>Pat removes his reading glasses. </p>

<p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1097/minute-156-by-command-of-lt-general-doolittle.mp3" length="20777321" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pat Derry is seated at a table, reading Fred's citations. 
"Listen to this," says Pat to Hortense. "Sit down." 
Pat reads the citation:"Headquarters, 8th Air Force - Award of the Distinguished Flying Cross"
"Um, here..." continues Pat. 
"Despite intense pain, shock and loss of blood, with complete disregard of his personal safety, Captain Derry crawled back to his bombsight, guided his formation on a perfect run over the objective and released his bombs with great accuracy."
"The heroism, devotion to duty, professional skill and coolness under fire displayed by Captain Derry, under the most difficult conditions, reflect highest credit on himself and the Armed Forces of the United States."
"By command of Lieutenant General Doolittle."
Pat removes his reading glasses. 

 ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46156.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 156: By Command of Lt. General Doolittle</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:51</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Pat Derry is seated at a table, reading Fred's citations. 
"Listen to this," says Pat to Hortense. "Sit down." 
Pat reads the citation:"Headquarters, 8th Air Force - Award of the Distinguished Flying Cross"
"Um, here..." continues Pat. 
"Despite intense pain, shock and loss of blood, with complete disregard of his personal safety, Captain Derry crawled back to his bombsight, guided his formation on a perfect run over the objective and released his bombs with great accuracy."
"The heroism, devotion to duty, professional skill and coolness under fire displayed by Captain Derry, under the most difficult conditions, reflect highest credit on himself and the Armed Forces of the United States."
"By command of Lieutenant General Doolittle."
Pat removes his reading glasses. 

 ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 155: Which One Leaves First?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-155-which-one-leaves-first/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1110</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Pat and Hortense watch Fred leave. Fred walks under the highway overpasses as a train whistles nearby. </p>
<p>At the airfield, a corporal looks at Derry's service card. </p>
<p>Well, I'll tell you, Captain," says the corporal, "We've got two flights going out of here tonight. One eastbound, one westbound. You'll have to ask the pilot. Which way you going?"</p>
<p>"Which one leaves first?" asks Fred.</p>
<p>"Eastbound. Eight o'clock," says the corporal.</p>
<p>"That'll be fine. I'll just hang around the field until then," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Say," says the corporal, "you don't seem to care where you're going!"</p>
<p>"That's right, chum," says Fred. "I don't."</p>
<p>Back at the railroad flat, Pat Derry reads his son's citations.</p>
<p>"Hortense," says Pat, while reading. "Hortense!"</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Pat and Hortense watch Fred leave. Fred walks under the highway overpasses as a train whistles nearby. 
At the airfield, a corporal looks at Derrys service card. 
Well, Ill tell you, Captain, says the corporal, Weve got two flights going out of here toni]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 155: Which One Leaves First?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pat and Hortense watch Fred leave. Fred walks under the highway overpasses as a train whistles nearby. </p>
<p>At the airfield, a corporal looks at Derry's service card. </p>
<p>Well, I'll tell you, Captain," says the corporal, "We've got two flights going out of here tonight. One eastbound, one westbound. You'll have to ask the pilot. Which way you going?"</p>
<p>"Which one leaves first?" asks Fred.</p>
<p>"Eastbound. Eight o'clock," says the corporal.</p>
<p>"That'll be fine. I'll just hang around the field until then," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Say," says the corporal, "you don't seem to care where you're going!"</p>
<p>"That's right, chum," says Fred. "I don't."</p>
<p>Back at the railroad flat, Pat Derry reads his son's citations.</p>
<p>"Hortense," says Pat, while reading. "Hortense!"</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1110/minute-155-which-one-leaves-first.mp3" length="19638975" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pat and Hortense watch Fred leave. Fred walks under the highway overpasses as a train whistles nearby. 
At the airfield, a corporal looks at Derry's service card. 
Well, I'll tell you, Captain," says the corporal, "We've got two flights going out of here tonight. One eastbound, one westbound. You'll have to ask the pilot. Which way you going?"
"Which one leaves first?" asks Fred.
"Eastbound. Eight o'clock," says the corporal.
"That'll be fine. I'll just hang around the field until then," says Fred.
"Say," says the corporal, "you don't seem to care where you're going!"
"That's right, chum," says Fred. "I don't."
Back at the railroad flat, Pat Derry reads his son's citations.
"Hortense," says Pat, while reading. "Hortense!"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46155.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 155: Which One Leaves First?</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:41</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Pat and Hortense watch Fred leave. Fred walks under the highway overpasses as a train whistles nearby. 
At the airfield, a corporal looks at Derry's service card. 
Well, I'll tell you, Captain," says the corporal, "We've got two flights going out of here tonight. One eastbound, one westbound. You'll have to ask the pilot. Which way you going?"
"Which one leaves first?" asks Fred.
"Eastbound. Eight o'clock," says the corporal.
"That'll be fine. I'll just hang around the field until then," says Fred.
"Say," says the corporal, "you don't seem to care where you're going!"
"That's right, chum," says Fred. "I don't."
Back at the railroad flat, Pat Derry reads his son's citations.
"Hortense," says Pat, while reading. "Hortense!"]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46155.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 154: When It&#8217;s Time to Bail Out</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-154-when-its-time-to-bail-out/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1111</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Who's to say in advance whether it's the right thing or the wrong thing?" says Fred. "It just means a fresh start in some other place."</p>
<p>"How do you know it'll be different anyplace else?" asks Pat. "There's a need here for fellas like yourself that fought and won the war."</p>
<p>Fred laughs, dismissively.</p>
<p>"I know you haven't had the best of breaks since you got back," says Pat. "but -- you ought to stick here and slug it out a while longer on your own home ground."</p>
<p>"You're all right, Pop," says Fred. "But I know when it's time to bail out."</p>
<p>Fred picks up his bag. "I gotta get going," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Here are your clean socks, Fred," says Hortense, holding out laundry.</p>
<p>"Just put 'em in here," says Fred. "Take good care of the old man."</p>
<p>"I'll do my best," says Hortense. "But we'll miss you, Freddy."</p>
<p>"You ought to be used to that by now," says Fred. He turns to his father. "So long, Pop."</p>
<p>Pat says nothing, but holds Fred's hand.</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Whos to say in advance whether its the right thing or the wrong thing? says Fred. It just means a fresh start in some other place.
How do you know itll be different anyplace else? asks Pat. Theres a need here for fellas like yourself that fought and won ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 154: When It's Time to Bail Out]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Who's to say in advance whether it's the right thing or the wrong thing?" says Fred. "It just means a fresh start in some other place."</p>
<p>"How do you know it'll be different anyplace else?" asks Pat. "There's a need here for fellas like yourself that fought and won the war."</p>
<p>Fred laughs, dismissively.</p>
<p>"I know you haven't had the best of breaks since you got back," says Pat. "but -- you ought to stick here and slug it out a while longer on your own home ground."</p>
<p>"You're all right, Pop," says Fred. "But I know when it's time to bail out."</p>
<p>Fred picks up his bag. "I gotta get going," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Here are your clean socks, Fred," says Hortense, holding out laundry.</p>
<p>"Just put 'em in here," says Fred. "Take good care of the old man."</p>
<p>"I'll do my best," says Hortense. "But we'll miss you, Freddy."</p>
<p>"You ought to be used to that by now," says Fred. He turns to his father. "So long, Pop."</p>
<p>Pat says nothing, but holds Fred's hand.</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1111/minute-154-when-its-time-to-bail-out.mp3" length="16674006" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Who's to say in advance whether it's the right thing or the wrong thing?" says Fred. "It just means a fresh start in some other place."
"How do you know it'll be different anyplace else?" asks Pat. "There's a need here for fellas like yourself that fought and won the war."
Fred laughs, dismissively.
"I know you haven't had the best of breaks since you got back," says Pat. "but -- you ought to stick here and slug it out a while longer on your own home ground."
"You're all right, Pop," says Fred. "But I know when it's time to bail out."
Fred picks up his bag. "I gotta get going," says Fred.
"Here are your clean socks, Fred," says Hortense, holding out laundry.
"Just put 'em in here," says Fred. "Take good care of the old man."
"I'll do my best," says Hortense. "But we'll miss you, Freddy."
"You ought to be used to that by now," says Fred. He turns to his father. "So long, Pop."
Pat says nothing, but holds Fred's hand.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46154.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 154: When It&#8217;s Time to Bail Out</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>17:33</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Who's to say in advance whether it's the right thing or the wrong thing?" says Fred. "It just means a fresh start in some other place."
"How do you know it'll be different anyplace else?" asks Pat. "There's a need here for fellas like yourself that fought and won the war."
Fred laughs, dismissively.
"I know you haven't had the best of breaks since you got back," says Pat. "but -- you ought to stick here and slug it out a while longer on your own home ground."
"You're all right, Pop," says Fred. "But I know when it's time to bail out."
Fred picks up his bag. "I gotta get going," says Fred.
"Here are your clean socks, Fred," says Hortense, holding out laundry.
"Just put 'em in here," says Fred. "Take good care of the old man."
"I'll do my best," says Hortense. "But we'll miss you, Freddy."
"You ought to be used to that by now," says Fred. He turns to his father. "So long, Pop."
Pat says nothing, but holds Fred's hand.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46154.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 153: A Lot of Fancy Words</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-153-a-lot-of-fancy-words/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1112</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred takes the photo out of the cardboard frame. He folds it in half before tearing it, leaving only the side with Fred and Peggy. After looking at the remaining picture, he tears that into peices as well.</p>
<p>Back at his dad's flat, next to the railroad tracks, Fred continues packing his things.</p>
<p>"Here's an old sweater I found," says Hortense. "Remember you wore it in high school?"</p>
<p>"Sure," says Fred, packing the sweater into his suitcase.</p>
<p>"You might need it sometime," says Hortense.</p>
<p>"Thanks, Hortense," says Fred.</p>
<p>"You forgot these, son," says Pat Derry, holding out a sheaf of papers.</p>
<p>"Oh, I don't want 'em, Pop," says Fred, turning away.</p>
<p>"What are they?" asks Pat.</p>
<p>"Just a lot of fancy words that don't mean anything," says Fred. "You can throw 'em away."</p>
<p>"Say, these are citations for your medals!" says Pat.</p>
<p>"Why, Freddy," says Hortense, "you never showed them to us!"</p>
<p>"Those things came in the packages of K rations," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Well, we'll treasure them, my boy," says Pat.</p>
<p>"I'll get the socks I washed for you," says Hortense.</p>
<p>"Think you're doing the right thing, son?" says Pat.</p>
<p>"You mean, going?" asks Fred. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred takes the photo out of the cardboard frame. He folds it in half before tearing it, leaving only the side with Fred and Peggy. After looking at the remaining picture, he tears that into peices as well.
Back at his dads flat, next to the railroad trac]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 153: A Lot of Fancy Words]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred takes the photo out of the cardboard frame. He folds it in half before tearing it, leaving only the side with Fred and Peggy. After looking at the remaining picture, he tears that into peices as well.</p>
<p>Back at his dad's flat, next to the railroad tracks, Fred continues packing his things.</p>
<p>"Here's an old sweater I found," says Hortense. "Remember you wore it in high school?"</p>
<p>"Sure," says Fred, packing the sweater into his suitcase.</p>
<p>"You might need it sometime," says Hortense.</p>
<p>"Thanks, Hortense," says Fred.</p>
<p>"You forgot these, son," says Pat Derry, holding out a sheaf of papers.</p>
<p>"Oh, I don't want 'em, Pop," says Fred, turning away.</p>
<p>"What are they?" asks Pat.</p>
<p>"Just a lot of fancy words that don't mean anything," says Fred. "You can throw 'em away."</p>
<p>"Say, these are citations for your medals!" says Pat.</p>
<p>"Why, Freddy," says Hortense, "you never showed them to us!"</p>
<p>"Those things came in the packages of K rations," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Well, we'll treasure them, my boy," says Pat.</p>
<p>"I'll get the socks I washed for you," says Hortense.</p>
<p>"Think you're doing the right thing, son?" says Pat.</p>
<p>"You mean, going?" asks Fred. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1112/minute-153-a-lot-of-fancy-words.mp3" length="14641443" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred takes the photo out of the cardboard frame. He folds it in half before tearing it, leaving only the side with Fred and Peggy. After looking at the remaining picture, he tears that into peices as well.
Back at his dad's flat, next to the railroad tracks, Fred continues packing his things.
"Here's an old sweater I found," says Hortense. "Remember you wore it in high school?"
"Sure," says Fred, packing the sweater into his suitcase.
"You might need it sometime," says Hortense.
"Thanks, Hortense," says Fred.
"You forgot these, son," says Pat Derry, holding out a sheaf of papers.
"Oh, I don't want 'em, Pop," says Fred, turning away.
"What are they?" asks Pat.
"Just a lot of fancy words that don't mean anything," says Fred. "You can throw 'em away."
"Say, these are citations for your medals!" says Pat.
"Why, Freddy," says Hortense, "you never showed them to us!"
"Those things came in the packages of K rations," says Fred.
"Well, we'll treasure them, my boy," says Pat.
"I'll get the socks I washed for you," says Hortense.
"Think you're doing the right thing, son?" says Pat.
"You mean, going?" asks Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 153: A Lot of Fancy Words</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:22</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred takes the photo out of the cardboard frame. He folds it in half before tearing it, leaving only the side with Fred and Peggy. After looking at the remaining picture, he tears that into peices as well.
Back at his dad's flat, next to the railroad tracks, Fred continues packing his things.
"Here's an old sweater I found," says Hortense. "Remember you wore it in high school?"
"Sure," says Fred, packing the sweater into his suitcase.
"You might need it sometime," says Hortense.
"Thanks, Hortense," says Fred.
"You forgot these, son," says Pat Derry, holding out a sheaf of papers.
"Oh, I don't want 'em, Pop," says Fred, turning away.
"What are they?" asks Pat.
"Just a lot of fancy words that don't mean anything," says Fred. "You can throw 'em away."
"Say, these are citations for your medals!" says Pat.
"Why, Freddy," says Hortense, "you never showed them to us!"
"Those things came in the packages of K rations," says Fred.
"Well, we'll treasure them, my boy," says Pat.
"I'll get the soc]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46153.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 152: The Best Years of My Life</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-152-the-best-years-of-my-life/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1122</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Marie pins on a hat as she talks to Fred.</p>
<p>"I've given you every chance to make something of yourself," says Marie. "I gave up my job, when you asked me. I gave up the best years of my life, and what have you done? You've flopped! Couldn't even hold that job at the drugstore! So I'm going back to work for myself. And that means I'm going to live for myself, too!" She stands up from the vanity.</p>
<p>"And in case you don't understand English, I'm gonna get a divorce!" shouts Marie. "What have you got to say to that?"</p>
<p>Fred pauses, and looks at her. "Don't keep Cliff waiting," says Fred. He grabs his Army suitcase.</p>
<p>"What are you gonna do?" asks Marie.</p>
<p>"I'm going away," says Fred, packing up his things.</p>
<p>"Where?" asks Marie.</p>
<p>"As far away from Boone City as I can get," replies Fred.</p>
<p>"That's a good idea," says Marie, heading out the door. "You'll get a good job someplace else. There are drugstores everywhere!" She leaves.</p>
<p>Fred walks to the closet to retrieve his clothes. He stops and picks up the picture from the nightclub, the photo of Fred, Marie, Woody... and Peggy.</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Marie pins on a hat as she talks to Fred.
Ive given you every chance to make something of yourself, says Marie. I gave up my job, when you asked me. I gave up the best years of my life, and what have you done? Youve flopped! Couldnt even hold that job at]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 152: The Best Years of My Life]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie pins on a hat as she talks to Fred.</p>
<p>"I've given you every chance to make something of yourself," says Marie. "I gave up my job, when you asked me. I gave up the best years of my life, and what have you done? You've flopped! Couldn't even hold that job at the drugstore! So I'm going back to work for myself. And that means I'm going to live for myself, too!" She stands up from the vanity.</p>
<p>"And in case you don't understand English, I'm gonna get a divorce!" shouts Marie. "What have you got to say to that?"</p>
<p>Fred pauses, and looks at her. "Don't keep Cliff waiting," says Fred. He grabs his Army suitcase.</p>
<p>"What are you gonna do?" asks Marie.</p>
<p>"I'm going away," says Fred, packing up his things.</p>
<p>"Where?" asks Marie.</p>
<p>"As far away from Boone City as I can get," replies Fred.</p>
<p>"That's a good idea," says Marie, heading out the door. "You'll get a good job someplace else. There are drugstores everywhere!" She leaves.</p>
<p>Fred walks to the closet to retrieve his clothes. He stops and picks up the picture from the nightclub, the photo of Fred, Marie, Woody... and Peggy.</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1122/minute-152-the-best-years-of-my-life.mp3" length="14495933" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie pins on a hat as she talks to Fred.
"I've given you every chance to make something of yourself," says Marie. "I gave up my job, when you asked me. I gave up the best years of my life, and what have you done? You've flopped! Couldn't even hold that job at the drugstore! So I'm going back to work for myself. And that means I'm going to live for myself, too!" She stands up from the vanity.
"And in case you don't understand English, I'm gonna get a divorce!" shouts Marie. "What have you got to say to that?"
Fred pauses, and looks at her. "Don't keep Cliff waiting," says Fred. He grabs his Army suitcase.
"What are you gonna do?" asks Marie.
"I'm going away," says Fred, packing up his things.
"Where?" asks Marie.
"As far away from Boone City as I can get," replies Fred.
"That's a good idea," says Marie, heading out the door. "You'll get a good job someplace else. There are drugstores everywhere!" She leaves.
Fred walks to the closet to retrieve his clothes. He stops and picks up the picture from the nightclub, the photo of Fred, Marie, Woody... and Peggy.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46152.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 152: The Best Years of My Life</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:20</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Marie pins on a hat as she talks to Fred.
"I've given you every chance to make something of yourself," says Marie. "I gave up my job, when you asked me. I gave up the best years of my life, and what have you done? You've flopped! Couldn't even hold that job at the drugstore! So I'm going back to work for myself. And that means I'm going to live for myself, too!" She stands up from the vanity.
"And in case you don't understand English, I'm gonna get a divorce!" shouts Marie. "What have you got to say to that?"
Fred pauses, and looks at her. "Don't keep Cliff waiting," says Fred. He grabs his Army suitcase.
"What are you gonna do?" asks Marie.
"I'm going away," says Fred, packing up his things.
"Where?" asks Marie.
"As far away from Boone City as I can get," replies Fred.
"That's a good idea," says Marie, heading out the door. "You'll get a good job someplace else. There are drugstores everywhere!" She leaves.
Fred walks to the closet to retrieve his clothes. He stops and picks up the p]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46152.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 151: Greetings, Brother</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-151-greetings-brother/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1121</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Smack him?" asks Cliff.</p>
<p>"Why ask her?" says Fred. "Can't you think for yourself?"</p>
<p>"Go on. I can handle this," says Marie to Cliff. "Wait for me downstairs."</p>
<p>"Okay," says Cliff. He puts on his suit jacket, sporting a "Ruptured duck" honorable discharge lapel pin. Fred notices the pin.</p>
<p>"Another ex-serviceman, huh?" says Fred. "Greetings, brother. Have you had any trouble getting readjusted?"</p>
<p>"Not in particular," says Cliff. "It's easy if you just take everything in your stride."</p>
<p>"That's what I've heard," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Be seeing you," says Cliff, walking out the door.</p>
<p>"I doubt it," says Fred, as the door closes. He turns to Marie. "When did you pick him up?"</p>
<p>"He's an old friend," says Marie, primping at her vanity table. "He just dropped in for a friendly drink."</p>
<p>"Did you know him while I was away?" asks Fred.</p>
<p>"I knew lots of people," says Marie. "What do you think I did all those years?"</p>
<p>"I don't know, babe," says Fred. "but I can guess."</p>
<p>"Go ahead, guess," says Marie, angrily. "I could do some guessing myself. What were you up to in London, and Paris and all those places?"</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Smack him? asks Cliff.
Why ask her? says Fred. Cant you think for yourself?
Go on. I can handle this, says Marie to Cliff. Wait for me downstairs.
Okay, says Cliff. He puts on his suit jacket, sporting a Ruptured duck honorable discharge lapel pin. Fred ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 151: Greetings, Brother]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>151</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Smack him?" asks Cliff.</p>
<p>"Why ask her?" says Fred. "Can't you think for yourself?"</p>
<p>"Go on. I can handle this," says Marie to Cliff. "Wait for me downstairs."</p>
<p>"Okay," says Cliff. He puts on his suit jacket, sporting a "Ruptured duck" honorable discharge lapel pin. Fred notices the pin.</p>
<p>"Another ex-serviceman, huh?" says Fred. "Greetings, brother. Have you had any trouble getting readjusted?"</p>
<p>"Not in particular," says Cliff. "It's easy if you just take everything in your stride."</p>
<p>"That's what I've heard," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Be seeing you," says Cliff, walking out the door.</p>
<p>"I doubt it," says Fred, as the door closes. He turns to Marie. "When did you pick him up?"</p>
<p>"He's an old friend," says Marie, primping at her vanity table. "He just dropped in for a friendly drink."</p>
<p>"Did you know him while I was away?" asks Fred.</p>
<p>"I knew lots of people," says Marie. "What do you think I did all those years?"</p>
<p>"I don't know, babe," says Fred. "but I can guess."</p>
<p>"Go ahead, guess," says Marie, angrily. "I could do some guessing myself. What were you up to in London, and Paris and all those places?"</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1121/minute-151-greetings-brother.mp3" length="22191641" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Smack him?" asks Cliff.
"Why ask her?" says Fred. "Can't you think for yourself?"
"Go on. I can handle this," says Marie to Cliff. "Wait for me downstairs."
"Okay," says Cliff. He puts on his suit jacket, sporting a "Ruptured duck" honorable discharge lapel pin. Fred notices the pin.
"Another ex-serviceman, huh?" says Fred. "Greetings, brother. Have you had any trouble getting readjusted?"
"Not in particular," says Cliff. "It's easy if you just take everything in your stride."
"That's what I've heard," says Fred.
"Be seeing you," says Cliff, walking out the door.
"I doubt it," says Fred, as the door closes. He turns to Marie. "When did you pick him up?"
"He's an old friend," says Marie, primping at her vanity table. "He just dropped in for a friendly drink."
"Did you know him while I was away?" asks Fred.
"I knew lots of people," says Marie. "What do you think I did all those years?"
"I don't know, babe," says Fred. "but I can guess."
"Go ahead, guess," says Marie, angrily. "I could do some guessing myself. What were you up to in London, and Paris and all those places?"]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46151.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 151: Greetings, Brother</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:10</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Smack him?" asks Cliff.
"Why ask her?" says Fred. "Can't you think for yourself?"
"Go on. I can handle this," says Marie to Cliff. "Wait for me downstairs."
"Okay," says Cliff. He puts on his suit jacket, sporting a "Ruptured duck" honorable discharge lapel pin. Fred notices the pin.
"Another ex-serviceman, huh?" says Fred. "Greetings, brother. Have you had any trouble getting readjusted?"
"Not in particular," says Cliff. "It's easy if you just take everything in your stride."
"That's what I've heard," says Fred.
"Be seeing you," says Cliff, walking out the door.
"I doubt it," says Fred, as the door closes. He turns to Marie. "When did you pick him up?"
"He's an old friend," says Marie, primping at her vanity table. "He just dropped in for a friendly drink."
"Did you know him while I was away?" asks Fred.
"I knew lots of people," says Marie. "What do you think I did all those years?"
"I don't know, babe," says Fred. "but I can guess."
"Go ahead, guess," says Marie, angrily. "I could ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46151.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 150: Get Out</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-150-get-out/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1120</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Fred waits in line at the unemployment office, reading want ads.

Back at the Derry apartment, Cliff looks at photo of Marie and Fred on the wall.

"Hey, sugar," says Cliff, "You'd better step on it, or your husband'll be home."

"Ah, don't worry - he's job-hunting," says Marie. "He won't come home for another hour."

Cliff swigs a drink out of a glass tumbler.

"And what if he does?" asks Marie.

"I don't understand it," says Cliff. "All this money around and he can't get into it. What's wrong with him?"

"I guess he just isn't very bright," says Marie.

The door opens. Fred walks in and sizes up Cliff.

"How do you do?" says Cliff.

"Fine, thanks," says Fred. "Who are you?"

"Oh Fred, I want you to meet Cliff Scully, an old friend of mine," says Marie, happily.

"Hiya, Freddy," says Cliff, holding out a hand.

"Glad to know you, Scully," says Fred, not shaking hands. "Get out."

"A tough guy, huh?" says Cliff.

"Now listen, Fred," says Marie. "You're not gonna get anywhere with that attitude. I told ya: Cliff Scully's an old friend. He's asked me out, and I'm going out, and if you don't like it, you know what you can do."

"You heard me, chum," says Fred. "Get out."

"What do I do next?" Cliff asks Marie.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred waits in line at the unemployment office, reading want ads.

Back at the Derry apartment, Cliff looks at photo of Marie and Fred on the wall.

Hey, sugar, says Cliff, Youd better step on it, or your husbandll be home.

Ah, dont worry - hes job-hunti]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 150: Get Out]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>150</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Fred waits in line at the unemployment office, reading want ads.

Back at the Derry apartment, Cliff looks at photo of Marie and Fred on the wall.

"Hey, sugar," says Cliff, "You'd better step on it, or your husband'll be home."

"Ah, don't worry - he's job-hunting," says Marie. "He won't come home for another hour."

Cliff swigs a drink out of a glass tumbler.

"And what if he does?" asks Marie.

"I don't understand it," says Cliff. "All this money around and he can't get into it. What's wrong with him?"

"I guess he just isn't very bright," says Marie.

The door opens. Fred walks in and sizes up Cliff.

"How do you do?" says Cliff.

"Fine, thanks," says Fred. "Who are you?"

"Oh Fred, I want you to meet Cliff Scully, an old friend of mine," says Marie, happily.

"Hiya, Freddy," says Cliff, holding out a hand.

"Glad to know you, Scully," says Fred, not shaking hands. "Get out."

"A tough guy, huh?" says Cliff.

"Now listen, Fred," says Marie. "You're not gonna get anywhere with that attitude. I told ya: Cliff Scully's an old friend. He's asked me out, and I'm going out, and if you don't like it, you know what you can do."

"You heard me, chum," says Fred. "Get out."

"What do I do next?" Cliff asks Marie.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1120/minute-150-get-out.mp3" length="37963468" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred waits in line at the unemployment office, reading want ads.

Back at the Derry apartment, Cliff looks at photo of Marie and Fred on the wall.

"Hey, sugar," says Cliff, "You'd better step on it, or your husband'll be home."

"Ah, don't worry - he's job-hunting," says Marie. "He won't come home for another hour."

Cliff swigs a drink out of a glass tumbler.

"And what if he does?" asks Marie.

"I don't understand it," says Cliff. "All this money around and he can't get into it. What's wrong with him?"

"I guess he just isn't very bright," says Marie.

The door opens. Fred walks in and sizes up Cliff.

"How do you do?" says Cliff.

"Fine, thanks," says Fred. "Who are you?"

"Oh Fred, I want you to meet Cliff Scully, an old friend of mine," says Marie, happily.

"Hiya, Freddy," says Cliff, holding out a hand.

"Glad to know you, Scully," says Fred, not shaking hands. "Get out."

"A tough guy, huh?" says Cliff.

"Now listen, Fred," says Marie. "You're not gonna get anywhere with that attitude. I told ya: Cliff Scully's an old friend. He's asked me out, and I'm going out, and if you don't like it, you know what you can do."

"You heard me, chum," says Fred. "Get out."

"What do I do next?" Cliff asks Marie.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46150.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 150: Get Out</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>39:19</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred waits in line at the unemployment office, reading want ads.

Back at the Derry apartment, Cliff looks at photo of Marie and Fred on the wall.

"Hey, sugar," says Cliff, "You'd better step on it, or your husband'll be home."

"Ah, don't worry - he's job-hunting," says Marie. "He won't come home for another hour."

Cliff swigs a drink out of a glass tumbler.

"And what if he does?" asks Marie.

"I don't understand it," says Cliff. "All this money around and he can't get into it. What's wrong with him?"

"I guess he just isn't very bright," says Marie.

The door opens. Fred walks in and sizes up Cliff.

"How do you do?" says Cliff.

"Fine, thanks," says Fred. "Who are you?"

"Oh Fred, I want you to meet Cliff Scully, an old friend of mine," says Marie, happily.

"Hiya, Freddy," says Cliff, holding out a hand.

"Glad to know you, Scully," says Fred, not shaking hands. "Get out."

"A tough guy, huh?" says Cliff.

"Now listen, Fred," says Marie. "You're not gonna get anywhere with that]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46150.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 149: Good Night, Darling</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-149-good-night-darling/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1119</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Good night, darling," says Wilma. "Sleep well." She kisses Homer

"Good night, Wilma," says Homer. She hugs him again, then turns out his bedside light. As she leaves Homer's bedroom, she remembers to leave the door opened a crack so he isn't locked inside.

Homer looks up at the ceiling. Tears stream down his face as he smiles.

The next day: an unemployment office. Lines of men wait for their unemployment insurance checks. Many are reading want ads.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Good night, darling, says Wilma. Sleep well. She kisses Homer

Good night, Wilma, says Homer. She hugs him again, then turns out his bedside light. As she leaves Homers bedroom, she remembers to leave the door opened a crack so he isnt locked inside.

Ho]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 111: Pink, Sweet, and Nauseating]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Good night, darling," says Wilma. "Sleep well." She kisses Homer

"Good night, Wilma," says Homer. She hugs him again, then turns out his bedside light. As she leaves Homer's bedroom, she remembers to leave the door opened a crack so he isn't locked inside.

Homer looks up at the ceiling. Tears stream down his face as he smiles.

The next day: an unemployment office. Lines of men wait for their unemployment insurance checks. Many are reading want ads.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1119/minute-149-good-night-darling.mp3" length="52098430" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Good night, darling," says Wilma. "Sleep well." She kisses Homer

"Good night, Wilma," says Homer. She hugs him again, then turns out his bedside light. As she leaves Homer's bedroom, she remembers to leave the door opened a crack so he isn't locked inside.

Homer looks up at the ceiling. Tears stream down his face as he smiles.

The next day: an unemployment office. Lines of men wait for their unemployment insurance checks. Many are reading want ads.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46149.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 149: Good Night, Darling</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>54:02</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Good night, darling," says Wilma. "Sleep well." She kisses Homer

"Good night, Wilma," says Homer. She hugs him again, then turns out his bedside light. As she leaves Homer's bedroom, she remembers to leave the door opened a crack so he isn't locked inside.

Homer looks up at the ceiling. Tears stream down his face as he smiles.

The next day: an unemployment office. Lines of men wait for their unemployment insurance checks. Many are reading want ads.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46149.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 148: I Love You, Wilma</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-148-i-love-you-wilma/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1118</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["You mean, you... you didn't mind?" asks Homer.

"Of course not," says Wilma. "I told you I loved you."

"I love you, Wilma," says Homer. "I always have, and... and I always will."

Wilma throws her arms around Homer. And for the first time, Homer hugs her back. Wilma smiles in surprise.

Wilma removes Homers slippers. Homer lays back in his bed, and Wilma covers him with the blanket.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[You mean, you... you didnt mind? asks Homer.

Of course not, says Wilma. I told you I loved you.

I love you, Wilma, says Homer. I always have, and... and I always will.

Wilma throws her arms around Homer. And for the first time, Homer hugs her back. Wi]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 148: I Love You, Wilma]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["You mean, you... you didn't mind?" asks Homer.

"Of course not," says Wilma. "I told you I loved you."

"I love you, Wilma," says Homer. "I always have, and... and I always will."

Wilma throws her arms around Homer. And for the first time, Homer hugs her back. Wilma smiles in surprise.

Wilma removes Homers slippers. Homer lays back in his bed, and Wilma covers him with the blanket.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1118/minute-148-i-love-you-wilma.mp3" length="14637584" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["You mean, you... you didn't mind?" asks Homer.

"Of course not," says Wilma. "I told you I loved you."

"I love you, Wilma," says Homer. "I always have, and... and I always will."

Wilma throws her arms around Homer. And for the first time, Homer hugs her back. Wilma smiles in surprise.

Wilma removes Homers slippers. Homer lays back in his bed, and Wilma covers him with the blanket.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 148: I Love You, Wilma</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:01</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["You mean, you... you didn't mind?" asks Homer.

"Of course not," says Wilma. "I told you I loved you."

"I love you, Wilma," says Homer. "I always have, and... and I always will."

Wilma throws her arms around Homer. And for the first time, Homer hugs her back. Wilma smiles in surprise.

Wilma removes Homers slippers. Homer lays back in his bed, and Wilma covers him with the blanket.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46148.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 147: I Know What to Say</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-147-i-know-what-to-say/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1117</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["As dependent as a baby that doesn't know how to get anything except cry for it," says Homer. "Well, now you know, Wilma. Now you have an idea of what it is. I guess you don't know what to say." He sits down on the bed.

"It's all right," says Homer. "Go on home. Go away, like your family said."

Wilma kneels next to Homer.

"I know what to say, Homer," says Wilma. "I love you. And I'm never going to leave you. Never."

She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. They both look down at his prosthetics. Wilma picks the harness up off the bed and places it on a chair.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[As dependent as a baby that doesnt know how to get anything except cry for it, says Homer. Well, now you know, Wilma. Now you have an idea of what it is. I guess you dont know what to say. He sits down on the bed.

Its all right, says Homer. Go on home. ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 147: I Know What to Say]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["As dependent as a baby that doesn't know how to get anything except cry for it," says Homer. "Well, now you know, Wilma. Now you have an idea of what it is. I guess you don't know what to say." He sits down on the bed.

"It's all right," says Homer. "Go on home. Go away, like your family said."

Wilma kneels next to Homer.

"I know what to say, Homer," says Wilma. "I love you. And I'm never going to leave you. Never."

She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. They both look down at his prosthetics. Wilma picks the harness up off the bed and places it on a chair.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1117/minute-147-i-know-what-to-say.mp3" length="15051363" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["As dependent as a baby that doesn't know how to get anything except cry for it," says Homer. "Well, now you know, Wilma. Now you have an idea of what it is. I guess you don't know what to say." He sits down on the bed.

"It's all right," says Homer. "Go on home. Go away, like your family said."

Wilma kneels next to Homer.

"I know what to say, Homer," says Wilma. "I love you. And I'm never going to leave you. Never."

She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. They both look down at his prosthetics. Wilma picks the harness up off the bed and places it on a chair.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46147.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 147: I Know What to Say</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["As dependent as a baby that doesn't know how to get anything except cry for it," says Homer. "Well, now you know, Wilma. Now you have an idea of what it is. I guess you don't know what to say." He sits down on the bed.

"It's all right," says Homer. "Go on home. Go away, like your family said."

Wilma kneels next to Homer.

"I know what to say, Homer," says Wilma. "I love you. And I'm never going to leave you. Never."

She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. They both look down at his prosthetics. Wilma picks the harness up off the bed and places it on a chair.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46147.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 146: When I Know I&#8217;m Helpless</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-146-when-i-know-im-helpless/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1116</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"I can wiggle into my pajama top," says Homer. "I'm lucky, I have my elbows. Some of the boys don't." He puts on the pajama top. "But I can't button 'em up," says Homer.</p>



<p>"I'll do that, Homer," says Wilma, without hesitation. She buttons the top, and straightens his collar, smiling. Homer watches her in surprise.</p>



<p>Homer looks down at the bed. "This is when I know I'm helpless," he says. "My hands are down there on the bed. I can't put them on again without calling to somebody for help. I can't smoke a cigarette or read a book. If that door should blow shut, I can't open it and get out of this room."</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I can wiggle into my pajama top, says Homer. Im lucky, I have my elbows. Some of the boys dont. He puts on the pajama top. But I cant button em up, says Homer.



Ill do that, Homer, says Wilma, without hesitation. She buttons the top, and straightens hi]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 146: When I Know I'm Helpless]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"I can wiggle into my pajama top," says Homer. "I'm lucky, I have my elbows. Some of the boys don't." He puts on the pajama top. "But I can't button 'em up," says Homer.</p>



<p>"I'll do that, Homer," says Wilma, without hesitation. She buttons the top, and straightens his collar, smiling. Homer watches her in surprise.</p>



<p>Homer looks down at the bed. "This is when I know I'm helpless," he says. "My hands are down there on the bed. I can't put them on again without calling to somebody for help. I can't smoke a cigarette or read a book. If that door should blow shut, I can't open it and get out of this room."</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1116/minute-146-when-i-know-im-helpless.mp3" length="20036781" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["I can wiggle into my pajama top," says Homer. "I'm lucky, I have my elbows. Some of the boys don't." He puts on the pajama top. "But I can't button 'em up," says Homer.



"I'll do that, Homer," says Wilma, without hesitation. She buttons the top, and straightens his collar, smiling. Homer watches her in surprise.



Homer looks down at the bed. "This is when I know I'm helpless," he says. "My hands are down there on the bed. I can't put them on again without calling to somebody for help. I can't smoke a cigarette or read a book. If that door should blow shut, I can't open it and get out of this room."]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46146.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 146: When I Know I&#8217;m Helpless</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:38</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["I can wiggle into my pajama top," says Homer. "I'm lucky, I have my elbows. Some of the boys don't." He puts on the pajama top. "But I can't button 'em up," says Homer.



"I'll do that, Homer," says Wilma, without hesitation. She buttons the top, and straightens his collar, smiling. Homer watches her in surprise.



Homer looks down at the bed. "This is when I know I'm helpless," he says. "My hands are down there on the bed. I can't put them on again without calling to somebody for help. I can't smoke a cigarette or read a book. If that door should blow shut, I can't open it and get out of this room."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46146.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 145: How to Take this Harness Off</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-145-how-to-take-this-harness-off/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1115</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Homer leads Wilma upstairs, through the dark hallway, and into his bedroom. Wilma pauses a moment, then enters the room.

Homer undoes his robe, and slips out of it. His prosthetics are fully exposed, strapped across his shoulders.

"I've learned how to take this harness off," says Homer.

Homer riggles out of the apparatus, and places it on the bed. His handless arms are bandaged almost to his shoulders.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer leads Wilma upstairs, through the dark hallway, and into his bedroom. Wilma pauses a moment, then enters the room.

Homer undoes his robe, and slips out of it. His prosthetics are fully exposed, strapped across his shoulders.

Ive learned how to ta]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 145: How to Take this Harness Off]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Homer leads Wilma upstairs, through the dark hallway, and into his bedroom. Wilma pauses a moment, then enters the room.

Homer undoes his robe, and slips out of it. His prosthetics are fully exposed, strapped across his shoulders.

"I've learned how to take this harness off," says Homer.

Homer riggles out of the apparatus, and places it on the bed. His handless arms are bandaged almost to his shoulders.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1115/minute-145-how-to-take-this-harness-off.mp3" length="27601424" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer leads Wilma upstairs, through the dark hallway, and into his bedroom. Wilma pauses a moment, then enters the room.

Homer undoes his robe, and slips out of it. His prosthetics are fully exposed, strapped across his shoulders.

"I've learned how to take this harness off," says Homer.

Homer riggles out of the apparatus, and places it on the bed. His handless arms are bandaged almost to his shoulders.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/r46145color.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/r46145color.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 145: How to Take this Harness Off</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>28:31</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer leads Wilma upstairs, through the dark hallway, and into his bedroom. Wilma pauses a moment, then enters the room.

Homer undoes his robe, and slips out of it. His prosthetics are fully exposed, strapped across his shoulders.

"I've learned how to take this harness off," says Homer.

Homer riggles out of the apparatus, and places it on the bed. His handless arms are bandaged almost to his shoulders.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/r46145color.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 144: See For Yourself What Happens</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-144-see-for-yourself-what-happens/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1114</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["You don't know what it'd be like to have to live with me," says Homer. "To have to... face this every day, every night."

"But I can only find out by trying," replies Wilma. "If it turns out I haven't courage enough, we'll soon know it."

Homer pauses a moment, and thinks.

"Wilma," says Homer, "You and I have been close to each other for a long time, haven't we? Ever since we were kids."

"Yes, Homer," says Wilma.

"I'm going upstairs to bed," says Homer. "I want you to... I want you to come up and see for yourself what happens."

Wilma thinks for a moment. "All right, Homer," she says.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[You dont know what itd be like to have to live with me, says Homer. To have to... face this every day, every night.

But I can only find out by trying, replies Wilma. If it turns out I havent courage enough, well soon know it.

Homer pauses a moment, and]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 144: See For Yourself What Happens]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["You don't know what it'd be like to have to live with me," says Homer. "To have to... face this every day, every night."

"But I can only find out by trying," replies Wilma. "If it turns out I haven't courage enough, we'll soon know it."

Homer pauses a moment, and thinks.

"Wilma," says Homer, "You and I have been close to each other for a long time, haven't we? Ever since we were kids."

"Yes, Homer," says Wilma.

"I'm going upstairs to bed," says Homer. "I want you to... I want you to come up and see for yourself what happens."

Wilma thinks for a moment. "All right, Homer," she says.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1114/minute-144-see-for-yourself-what-happens.mp3" length="34262077" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["You don't know what it'd be like to have to live with me," says Homer. "To have to... face this every day, every night."

"But I can only find out by trying," replies Wilma. "If it turns out I haven't courage enough, we'll soon know it."

Homer pauses a moment, and thinks.

"Wilma," says Homer, "You and I have been close to each other for a long time, haven't we? Ever since we were kids."

"Yes, Homer," says Wilma.

"I'm going upstairs to bed," says Homer. "I want you to... I want you to come up and see for yourself what happens."

Wilma thinks for a moment. "All right, Homer," she says.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46144.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46144.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 144: See For Yourself What Happens</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>35:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["You don't know what it'd be like to have to live with me," says Homer. "To have to... face this every day, every night."

"But I can only find out by trying," replies Wilma. "If it turns out I haven't courage enough, we'll soon know it."

Homer pauses a moment, and thinks.

"Wilma," says Homer, "You and I have been close to each other for a long time, haven't we? Ever since we were kids."

"Yes, Homer," says Wilma.

"I'm going upstairs to bed," says Homer. "I want you to... I want you to come up and see for yourself what happens."

Wilma thinks for a moment. "All right, Homer," she says.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46144.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 143: Tell Me the Truth, Homer</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-143-tell-me-the-truth-homer/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1113</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["You see," says Wilma, "the reason they want me to go is so that I'll forget about you. They figure you don't want me around, you don't want to see me, and if I go away for a while, maybe I'll get all this out of my mind."

"Maybe that's a good idea, Wilma," says Homer. "Maybe you ought to do that."

"Do you want to get rid of me?" asks Wilma. "Tell me the truth, Homer. Do you want me to forget about you?"

"I want you to be free, Wilma," says Homer. "To live your own life. I don't want you tied down forever, just because you've got a kind heart."

"Homer," says Wilma, "why can't you understand the way things really are? The way I really feel? I keep trying to tell you."

"But," says Homer, "but you don't know, Wilma."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[You see, says Wilma, the reason they want me to go is so that Ill forget about you. They figure you dont want me around, you dont want to see me, and if I go away for a while, maybe Ill get all this out of my mind.

Maybe thats a good idea, Wilma, says H]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 143: Tell Me the Truth, Homer]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["You see," says Wilma, "the reason they want me to go is so that I'll forget about you. They figure you don't want me around, you don't want to see me, and if I go away for a while, maybe I'll get all this out of my mind."

"Maybe that's a good idea, Wilma," says Homer. "Maybe you ought to do that."

"Do you want to get rid of me?" asks Wilma. "Tell me the truth, Homer. Do you want me to forget about you?"

"I want you to be free, Wilma," says Homer. "To live your own life. I don't want you tied down forever, just because you've got a kind heart."

"Homer," says Wilma, "why can't you understand the way things really are? The way I really feel? I keep trying to tell you."

"But," says Homer, "but you don't know, Wilma."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1113/minute-143-tell-me-the-truth-homer.mp3" length="14623791" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["You see," says Wilma, "the reason they want me to go is so that I'll forget about you. They figure you don't want me around, you don't want to see me, and if I go away for a while, maybe I'll get all this out of my mind."

"Maybe that's a good idea, Wilma," says Homer. "Maybe you ought to do that."

"Do you want to get rid of me?" asks Wilma. "Tell me the truth, Homer. Do you want me to forget about you?"

"I want you to be free, Wilma," says Homer. "To live your own life. I don't want you tied down forever, just because you've got a kind heart."

"Homer," says Wilma, "why can't you understand the way things really are? The way I really feel? I keep trying to tell you."

"But," says Homer, "but you don't know, Wilma."]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46143.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 143: Tell Me the Truth, Homer</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:00</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["You see," says Wilma, "the reason they want me to go is so that I'll forget about you. They figure you don't want me around, you don't want to see me, and if I go away for a while, maybe I'll get all this out of my mind."

"Maybe that's a good idea, Wilma," says Homer. "Maybe you ought to do that."

"Do you want to get rid of me?" asks Wilma. "Tell me the truth, Homer. Do you want me to forget about you?"

"I want you to be free, Wilma," says Homer. "To live your own life. I don't want you tied down forever, just because you've got a kind heart."

"Homer," says Wilma, "why can't you understand the way things really are? The way I really feel? I keep trying to tell you."

"But," says Homer, "but you don't know, Wilma."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46143.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 142: Up to Silver Lake</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-142-up-to-silver-lake/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1109</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Wilma!" says Homer, "What are you doing out this hour?"

"I saw you were up, Homer," says Wilma. "I saw you through the window. I've got to talk to you."

"All right," says Homer, "Come in." They walk into the kitchen. Homer takes a dish out of the refrigerator. "Want some chicken?" he asks.

"No, thanks," says Wilma, standing next to the kitchen counter.

"Sure?" asks Homer.

"Yes," says Wilma.

"Want a glass of milk?" asks Homer.

"No, thanks, Homer," replies Wilma.

"Sit down, Wilma," says Homer. She sits next to the counter.

"Homer," says Wilma, "I... My family want me to go away, tomorrow."

"Where?" asks Homer.

"Up to Silver Lake," says Wilma. "My Aunt Vera's place."

"That ought to be nice," says Homer.

"But I don't want to go," says Wilma. "I want to stay here."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Wilma! says Homer, What are you doing out this hour?

I saw you were up, Homer, says Wilma. I saw you through the window. Ive got to talk to you.

All right, says Homer, Come in. They walk into the kitchen. Homer takes a dish out of the refrigerator. Wan]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 142: Up to Silver Lake]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Wilma!" says Homer, "What are you doing out this hour?"

"I saw you were up, Homer," says Wilma. "I saw you through the window. I've got to talk to you."

"All right," says Homer, "Come in." They walk into the kitchen. Homer takes a dish out of the refrigerator. "Want some chicken?" he asks.

"No, thanks," says Wilma, standing next to the kitchen counter.

"Sure?" asks Homer.

"Yes," says Wilma.

"Want a glass of milk?" asks Homer.

"No, thanks, Homer," replies Wilma.

"Sit down, Wilma," says Homer. She sits next to the counter.

"Homer," says Wilma, "I... My family want me to go away, tomorrow."

"Where?" asks Homer.

"Up to Silver Lake," says Wilma. "My Aunt Vera's place."

"That ought to be nice," says Homer.

"But I don't want to go," says Wilma. "I want to stay here."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1109/minute-142-up-to-silver-lake.mp3" length="21839021" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Wilma!" says Homer, "What are you doing out this hour?"

"I saw you were up, Homer," says Wilma. "I saw you through the window. I've got to talk to you."

"All right," says Homer, "Come in." They walk into the kitchen. Homer takes a dish out of the refrigerator. "Want some chicken?" he asks.

"No, thanks," says Wilma, standing next to the kitchen counter.

"Sure?" asks Homer.

"Yes," says Wilma.

"Want a glass of milk?" asks Homer.

"No, thanks, Homer," replies Wilma.

"Sit down, Wilma," says Homer. She sits next to the counter.

"Homer," says Wilma, "I... My family want me to go away, tomorrow."

"Where?" asks Homer.

"Up to Silver Lake," says Wilma. "My Aunt Vera's place."

"That ought to be nice," says Homer.

"But I don't want to go," says Wilma. "I want to stay here."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46142.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 142: Up to Silver Lake</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>22:31</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Wilma!" says Homer, "What are you doing out this hour?"

"I saw you were up, Homer," says Wilma. "I saw you through the window. I've got to talk to you."

"All right," says Homer, "Come in." They walk into the kitchen. Homer takes a dish out of the refrigerator. "Want some chicken?" he asks.

"No, thanks," says Wilma, standing next to the kitchen counter.

"Sure?" asks Homer.

"Yes," says Wilma.

"Want a glass of milk?" asks Homer.

"No, thanks, Homer," replies Wilma.

"Sit down, Wilma," says Homer. She sits next to the counter.

"Homer," says Wilma, "I... My family want me to go away, tomorrow."

"Where?" asks Homer.

"Up to Silver Lake," says Wilma. "My Aunt Vera's place."

"That ought to be nice," says Homer.

"But I don't want to go," says Wilma. "I want to stay here."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46142.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 141: Just Knock on the Door</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-141-just-knock-on-the-door/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1108</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Homer continues to examine sports photos on his bedroom wall.

There's a closeup of Homer playing basketball. Another shows Homer about to throw a football.

Homer opens his bedroom door and heads for the stairway. His father calls from another bedroom, "You alright, Homer?"

"Yes, Pop - I'm just going down to get a glass of milk," replies Homer.

"Just knock on the door when you want me," says Mr. Parrish.

"Okay," says Homer.

In the kitchen, Homer opens the refrigerator door and retrieves a quart bottle of milk. He pours the milk into a tumbler.

There's a shadow at the back door. It's Wilma. She knocks.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer continues to examine sports photos on his bedroom wall.

Theres a closeup of Homer playing basketball. Another shows Homer about to throw a football.

Homer opens his bedroom door and heads for the stairway. His father calls from another bedroom, Y]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 141: Just Knock on the Door]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Homer continues to examine sports photos on his bedroom wall.

There's a closeup of Homer playing basketball. Another shows Homer about to throw a football.

Homer opens his bedroom door and heads for the stairway. His father calls from another bedroom, "You alright, Homer?"

"Yes, Pop - I'm just going down to get a glass of milk," replies Homer.

"Just knock on the door when you want me," says Mr. Parrish.

"Okay," says Homer.

In the kitchen, Homer opens the refrigerator door and retrieves a quart bottle of milk. He pours the milk into a tumbler.

There's a shadow at the back door. It's Wilma. She knocks.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1108/minute-141-just-knock-on-the-door.mp3" length="33849064" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer continues to examine sports photos on his bedroom wall.

There's a closeup of Homer playing basketball. Another shows Homer about to throw a football.

Homer opens his bedroom door and heads for the stairway. His father calls from another bedroom, "You alright, Homer?"

"Yes, Pop - I'm just going down to get a glass of milk," replies Homer.

"Just knock on the door when you want me," says Mr. Parrish.

"Okay," says Homer.

In the kitchen, Homer opens the refrigerator door and retrieves a quart bottle of milk. He pours the milk into a tumbler.

There's a shadow at the back door. It's Wilma. She knocks.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/r46141color.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 141: Just Knock on the Door</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>35:02</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer continues to examine sports photos on his bedroom wall.

There's a closeup of Homer playing basketball. Another shows Homer about to throw a football.

Homer opens his bedroom door and heads for the stairway. His father calls from another bedroom, "You alright, Homer?"

"Yes, Pop - I'm just going down to get a glass of milk," replies Homer.

"Just knock on the door when you want me," says Mr. Parrish.

"Okay," says Homer.

In the kitchen, Homer opens the refrigerator door and retrieves a quart bottle of milk. He pours the milk into a tumbler.

There's a shadow at the back door. It's Wilma. She knocks.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/r46141color.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 140: Homer and Wilma</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-140-homer-and-wilma/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1107</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Homer arrives at his house. Through the neighbors' window, he sees Wilma putting away dishes in a china cabinet.

Later, in his room and dressed for bed, Homer looks out his bedroom window at Wilma's house. Next, he turns to look at a picture of his high school days on the school basketball team.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer arrives at his house. Through the neighbors window, he sees Wilma putting away dishes in a china cabinet.

Later, in his room and dressed for bed, Homer looks out his bedroom window at Wilmas house. Next, he turns to look at a picture of his high s]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 140: Homer and Wilma]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Homer arrives at his house. Through the neighbors' window, he sees Wilma putting away dishes in a china cabinet.

Later, in his room and dressed for bed, Homer looks out his bedroom window at Wilma's house. Next, he turns to look at a picture of his high school days on the school basketball team.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1107/minute-140-homer-and-wilma.mp3" length="20434333" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer arrives at his house. Through the neighbors' window, he sees Wilma putting away dishes in a china cabinet.

Later, in his room and dressed for bed, Homer looks out his bedroom window at Wilma's house. Next, he turns to look at a picture of his high school days on the school basketball team.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46140.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46140.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 140: Homer and Wilma</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:03</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer arrives at his house. Through the neighbors' window, he sees Wilma putting away dishes in a china cabinet.

Later, in his room and dressed for bed, Homer looks out his bedroom window at Wilma's house. Next, he turns to look at a picture of his high school days on the school basketball team.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46140.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 139: Marry Her, Tomorrow</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-139-marry-her-tomorrow/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1106</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Wilma," says Fred. "You and she going to get married?"

"I don't know," says Homer.

"Why don't you know?" asks Fred. "Doesn't she want to get married?"

"Well, it isn't Wilma's fault," says Homer. "She's been swell about it."

"Well, then it's your fault," says Fred.

"Yeah," admits Homer. "I - I guess it is."

Fred leans into Homer. "Will you do me a favor, Homer?"

"Sure, Fred," says Homer. "What is it?"

"I'm a hot one for giving advice to the lovelorn," says Fred. "But I'm telling you to go see Wilma - now - take her in your arms, kiss her, ask her to marry you, and then marry her! Tomorrow, if you can get a license that fast. And if you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding, - there's my bus -, so long, kid!"  Fred hops on his bus.

"So long, Fred," says Homer. He turns, and watches the bus drive away.

Later, Homer walks past Wilma's house. The lights are on.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Wilma, says Fred. You and she going to get married?

I dont know, says Homer.

Why dont you know? asks Fred. Doesnt she want to get married?

Well, it isnt Wilmas fault, says Homer. Shes been swell about it.

Well, then its your fault, says Fred.

Yeah, ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 139: Marry Her, Tomorrow]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>139</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Wilma," says Fred. "You and she going to get married?"

"I don't know," says Homer.

"Why don't you know?" asks Fred. "Doesn't she want to get married?"

"Well, it isn't Wilma's fault," says Homer. "She's been swell about it."

"Well, then it's your fault," says Fred.

"Yeah," admits Homer. "I - I guess it is."

Fred leans into Homer. "Will you do me a favor, Homer?"

"Sure, Fred," says Homer. "What is it?"

"I'm a hot one for giving advice to the lovelorn," says Fred. "But I'm telling you to go see Wilma - now - take her in your arms, kiss her, ask her to marry you, and then marry her! Tomorrow, if you can get a license that fast. And if you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding, - there's my bus -, so long, kid!"  Fred hops on his bus.

"So long, Fred," says Homer. He turns, and watches the bus drive away.

Later, Homer walks past Wilma's house. The lights are on.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1106/minute-139-marry-her-tomorrow.mp3" length="35393303" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Wilma," says Fred. "You and she going to get married?"

"I don't know," says Homer.

"Why don't you know?" asks Fred. "Doesn't she want to get married?"

"Well, it isn't Wilma's fault," says Homer. "She's been swell about it."

"Well, then it's your fault," says Fred.

"Yeah," admits Homer. "I - I guess it is."

Fred leans into Homer. "Will you do me a favor, Homer?"

"Sure, Fred," says Homer. "What is it?"

"I'm a hot one for giving advice to the lovelorn," says Fred. "But I'm telling you to go see Wilma - now - take her in your arms, kiss her, ask her to marry you, and then marry her! Tomorrow, if you can get a license that fast. And if you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding, - there's my bus -, so long, kid!"  Fred hops on his bus.

"So long, Fred," says Homer. He turns, and watches the bus drive away.

Later, Homer walks past Wilma's house. The lights are on.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46139.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 139: Marry Her, Tomorrow</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>36:37</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Wilma," says Fred. "You and she going to get married?"

"I don't know," says Homer.

"Why don't you know?" asks Fred. "Doesn't she want to get married?"

"Well, it isn't Wilma's fault," says Homer. "She's been swell about it."

"Well, then it's your fault," says Fred.

"Yeah," admits Homer. "I - I guess it is."

Fred leans into Homer. "Will you do me a favor, Homer?"

"Sure, Fred," says Homer. "What is it?"

"I'm a hot one for giving advice to the lovelorn," says Fred. "But I'm telling you to go see Wilma - now - take her in your arms, kiss her, ask her to marry you, and then marry her! Tomorrow, if you can get a license that fast. And if you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding, - there's my bus -, so long, kid!"  Fred hops on his bus.

"So long, Fred," says Homer. He turns, and watches the bus drive away.

Later, Homer walks past Wilma's house. The lights are on.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46139.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 138: This Customer Wasn&#8217;t Right</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-138-this-customer-wasnt-right/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1105</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Ammonia, iodine and bandages," says Thorpe, tending to the unconscious Mollett.

"Yes, sir," says a clerk. Thorpe looks at Derry.

"Don't say it, chum," says Fred, removing his apron. "The customer's always right, so I'm fired. But this customer wasn't right." Fred turns to Homer. "I'll meet you outside in a minute, kid."

Thorpe and Merkel help Mollett to his feet. Homer spies Mollett's flag pin on the floor of the drug store. He picks it up with his hook  and puts it in his jacket pocket.

Nighttime. Fred and Homer are walking along the streets of Boone City.

"Gee, Fred, I'm sorry I lost you your job," says Homer. "But that guy..."

"Yeah, I know," says Fred. "You read about guys like that, but you don't often see 'em, luckily." Fred looks at Homer. "How about your girlfriend?" asks Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Ammonia, iodine and bandages, says Thorpe, tending to the unconscious Mollett.

Yes, sir, says a clerk. Thorpe looks at Derry.

Dont say it, chum, says Fred, removing his apron. The customers always right, so Im fired. But this customer wasnt right. Fred]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 138: This Customer Wasn't Right]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Ammonia, iodine and bandages," says Thorpe, tending to the unconscious Mollett.

"Yes, sir," says a clerk. Thorpe looks at Derry.

"Don't say it, chum," says Fred, removing his apron. "The customer's always right, so I'm fired. But this customer wasn't right." Fred turns to Homer. "I'll meet you outside in a minute, kid."

Thorpe and Merkel help Mollett to his feet. Homer spies Mollett's flag pin on the floor of the drug store. He picks it up with his hook  and puts it in his jacket pocket.

Nighttime. Fred and Homer are walking along the streets of Boone City.

"Gee, Fred, I'm sorry I lost you your job," says Homer. "But that guy..."

"Yeah, I know," says Fred. "You read about guys like that, but you don't often see 'em, luckily." Fred looks at Homer. "How about your girlfriend?" asks Fred.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1105/minute-138-this-customer-wasnt-right.mp3" length="53956471" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Ammonia, iodine and bandages," says Thorpe, tending to the unconscious Mollett.

"Yes, sir," says a clerk. Thorpe looks at Derry.

"Don't say it, chum," says Fred, removing his apron. "The customer's always right, so I'm fired. But this customer wasn't right." Fred turns to Homer. "I'll meet you outside in a minute, kid."

Thorpe and Merkel help Mollett to his feet. Homer spies Mollett's flag pin on the floor of the drug store. He picks it up with his hook  and puts it in his jacket pocket.

Nighttime. Fred and Homer are walking along the streets of Boone City.

"Gee, Fred, I'm sorry I lost you your job," says Homer. "But that guy..."

"Yeah, I know," says Fred. "You read about guys like that, but you don't often see 'em, luckily." Fred looks at Homer. "How about your girlfriend?" asks Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46138.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 138: This Customer Wasn&#8217;t Right</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>37:19</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Ammonia, iodine and bandages," says Thorpe, tending to the unconscious Mollett.

"Yes, sir," says a clerk. Thorpe looks at Derry.

"Don't say it, chum," says Fred, removing his apron. "The customer's always right, so I'm fired. But this customer wasn't right." Fred turns to Homer. "I'll meet you outside in a minute, kid."

Thorpe and Merkel help Mollett to his feet. Homer spies Mollett's flag pin on the floor of the drug store. He picks it up with his hook  and puts it in his jacket pocket.

Nighttime. Fred and Homer are walking along the streets of Boone City.

"Gee, Fred, I'm sorry I lost you your job," says Homer. "But that guy..."

"Yeah, I know," says Fred. "You read about guys like that, but you don't often see 'em, luckily." Fred looks at Homer. "How about your girlfriend?" asks Fred.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46138.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 137: So We&#8217;re All a Bunch of Suckers</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-137-so-were-all-a-bunch-of-suckers/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1104</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["What are you selling anyway?" says Homer.

"I'm not selling anything but plain old-fashioned Americanism," says Mollett

"Some Americanism!" says Homer, following Mollett to the cashier's counter. "So we're all a bunch of suckers? So we should've been on the side of the Japs and the Nazis?"

"Again I say, just look at the facts," says Mollett, tapping his newspaper again.

"I've seen facts," says Homer. "I've seen a ship go down, and four hundred of my shipmates went with it. Were those guys suckers?"

"That's the unpleasant truth," explains Mollett, "and the sooner we get wise to it..."

Homer pulls Mollett's lapel flag pin off his suit coat.

"Ooh, if I only had my hands!" says Homer, grappling with Mollett.

"You put those down!" shouts Mollett, pushing Homer away.

"Take your hands off him!" says Fred, leaping over the counter. He punces Mollett into a perfume display.

Clarence Merkel, Fred's boss, pushes through the crowd.

"May I get through, please?" says Merkel. He turns to a saleswoman. "Go get the druggist."

"Yes, sir," says the sales woman.

"Make way, please," says the personnel manager, Thorpe. "What happened?" he asks Merkel.

"It was Fred Derry," replies Merkel. "He hit him."

"Bring some aromatic spirits," orders Thorpe.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[What are you selling anyway? says Homer.

Im not selling anything but plain old-fashioned Americanism, says Mollett

Some Americanism! says Homer, following Mollett to the cashiers counter. So were all a bunch of suckers? So we shouldve been on the side ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 137: So We're All a Bunch of Suckers]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["What are you selling anyway?" says Homer.

"I'm not selling anything but plain old-fashioned Americanism," says Mollett

"Some Americanism!" says Homer, following Mollett to the cashier's counter. "So we're all a bunch of suckers? So we should've been on the side of the Japs and the Nazis?"

"Again I say, just look at the facts," says Mollett, tapping his newspaper again.

"I've seen facts," says Homer. "I've seen a ship go down, and four hundred of my shipmates went with it. Were those guys suckers?"

"That's the unpleasant truth," explains Mollett, "and the sooner we get wise to it..."

Homer pulls Mollett's lapel flag pin off his suit coat.

"Ooh, if I only had my hands!" says Homer, grappling with Mollett.

"You put those down!" shouts Mollett, pushing Homer away.

"Take your hands off him!" says Fred, leaping over the counter. He punces Mollett into a perfume display.

Clarence Merkel, Fred's boss, pushes through the crowd.

"May I get through, please?" says Merkel. He turns to a saleswoman. "Go get the druggist."

"Yes, sir," says the sales woman.

"Make way, please," says the personnel manager, Thorpe. "What happened?" he asks Merkel.

"It was Fred Derry," replies Merkel. "He hit him."

"Bring some aromatic spirits," orders Thorpe.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1104/minute-137-so-were-all-a-bunch-of-suckers.mp3" length="37867438" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["What are you selling anyway?" says Homer.

"I'm not selling anything but plain old-fashioned Americanism," says Mollett

"Some Americanism!" says Homer, following Mollett to the cashier's counter. "So we're all a bunch of suckers? So we should've been on the side of the Japs and the Nazis?"

"Again I say, just look at the facts," says Mollett, tapping his newspaper again.

"I've seen facts," says Homer. "I've seen a ship go down, and four hundred of my shipmates went with it. Were those guys suckers?"

"That's the unpleasant truth," explains Mollett, "and the sooner we get wise to it..."

Homer pulls Mollett's lapel flag pin off his suit coat.

"Ooh, if I only had my hands!" says Homer, grappling with Mollett.

"You put those down!" shouts Mollett, pushing Homer away.

"Take your hands off him!" says Fred, leaping over the counter. He punces Mollett into a perfume display.

Clarence Merkel, Fred's boss, pushes through the crowd.

"May I get through, please?" says Merkel. He turns to a saleswoman. "Go get the druggist."

"Yes, sir," says the sales woman.

"Make way, please," says the personnel manager, Thorpe. "What happened?" he asks Merkel.

"It was Fred Derry," replies Merkel. "He hit him."

"Bring some aromatic spirits," orders Thorpe.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46137.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 137: So We&#8217;re All a Bunch of Suckers</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>39:12</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["What are you selling anyway?" says Homer.

"I'm not selling anything but plain old-fashioned Americanism," says Mollett

"Some Americanism!" says Homer, following Mollett to the cashier's counter. "So we're all a bunch of suckers? So we should've been on the side of the Japs and the Nazis?"

"Again I say, just look at the facts," says Mollett, tapping his newspaper again.

"I've seen facts," says Homer. "I've seen a ship go down, and four hundred of my shipmates went with it. Were those guys suckers?"

"That's the unpleasant truth," explains Mollett, "and the sooner we get wise to it..."

Homer pulls Mollett's lapel flag pin off his suit coat.

"Ooh, if I only had my hands!" says Homer, grappling with Mollett.

"You put those down!" shouts Mollett, pushing Homer away.

"Take your hands off him!" says Fred, leaping over the counter. He punces Mollett into a perfume display.

Clarence Merkel, Fred's boss, pushes through the crowd.

"May I get through, please?" says Merkel. He turns to ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46137.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 136: I Don&#8217;t Get Ya, Mister</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-136-i-dont-get-ya-mister/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1103</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Mollett continues, "A guy like you that had to sacrifice himself. For what?"

"For what?," says Homer. "I don't get you, Mister."

"Well..." begins Mollett, but is interrupted by Fred.

"Anything else for you?" asks Fred.

"Check," answers Mollett. He turns to Homer. "We let ourselves get sold down the river. We were pushed into war."

"Sure," says Homer. "By the Japs and the Nazis."

"The Germans and the Japs had nothing against us," says Mollett. "They wanted to fight the Limeys and the Reds. They would've whipped 'em, too, if we didn't get deceived into it by Washington."

"What are you talking about?" asks Homer.

"We fought the wrong people, that's all," says Mollett, tapping on his newspaper. "Just read the facts, my friend. Find out for yourself why you had to lose your hands. Then go out and do something about it."

Fred overhears part of the conversation and says to Mollett, "You'd better pay your check and go."

"Well, who do you think you are?" says Mollett.

"Pay the cashier right over there," says Fred, turning away from Mollett.

"Coffee, please," asks a woman at the counter.

"Yes, ma'am," says Fred.

"There's another thing!" says Mollett. "Every soda jerk in this country's got an idea he's somebody!"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Mollett continues, A guy like you that had to sacrifice himself. For what?

For what?, says Homer. I dont get you, Mister.

Well... begins Mollett, but is interrupted by Fred.

Anything else for you? asks Fred.

Check, answers Mollett. He turns to Homer.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 136: I Don't Get Ya, Mister]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Mollett continues, "A guy like you that had to sacrifice himself. For what?"

"For what?," says Homer. "I don't get you, Mister."

"Well..." begins Mollett, but is interrupted by Fred.

"Anything else for you?" asks Fred.

"Check," answers Mollett. He turns to Homer. "We let ourselves get sold down the river. We were pushed into war."

"Sure," says Homer. "By the Japs and the Nazis."

"The Germans and the Japs had nothing against us," says Mollett. "They wanted to fight the Limeys and the Reds. They would've whipped 'em, too, if we didn't get deceived into it by Washington."

"What are you talking about?" asks Homer.

"We fought the wrong people, that's all," says Mollett, tapping on his newspaper. "Just read the facts, my friend. Find out for yourself why you had to lose your hands. Then go out and do something about it."

Fred overhears part of the conversation and says to Mollett, "You'd better pay your check and go."

"Well, who do you think you are?" says Mollett.

"Pay the cashier right over there," says Fred, turning away from Mollett.

"Coffee, please," asks a woman at the counter.

"Yes, ma'am," says Fred.

"There's another thing!" says Mollett. "Every soda jerk in this country's got an idea he's somebody!"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1103/minute-136-i-dont-get-ya-mister.mp3" length="46663321" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mollett continues, "A guy like you that had to sacrifice himself. For what?"

"For what?," says Homer. "I don't get you, Mister."

"Well..." begins Mollett, but is interrupted by Fred.

"Anything else for you?" asks Fred.

"Check," answers Mollett. He turns to Homer. "We let ourselves get sold down the river. We were pushed into war."

"Sure," says Homer. "By the Japs and the Nazis."

"The Germans and the Japs had nothing against us," says Mollett. "They wanted to fight the Limeys and the Reds. They would've whipped 'em, too, if we didn't get deceived into it by Washington."

"What are you talking about?" asks Homer.

"We fought the wrong people, that's all," says Mollett, tapping on his newspaper. "Just read the facts, my friend. Find out for yourself why you had to lose your hands. Then go out and do something about it."

Fred overhears part of the conversation and says to Mollett, "You'd better pay your check and go."

"Well, who do you think you are?" says Mollett.

"Pay the cashier right over there," says Fred, turning away from Mollett.

"Coffee, please," asks a woman at the counter.

"Yes, ma'am," says Fred.

"There's another thing!" says Mollett. "Every soda jerk in this country's got an idea he's somebody!"]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46136.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46136.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 136: I Don&#8217;t Get Ya, Mister</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>32:15</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Mollett continues, "A guy like you that had to sacrifice himself. For what?"

"For what?," says Homer. "I don't get you, Mister."

"Well..." begins Mollett, but is interrupted by Fred.

"Anything else for you?" asks Fred.

"Check," answers Mollett. He turns to Homer. "We let ourselves get sold down the river. We were pushed into war."

"Sure," says Homer. "By the Japs and the Nazis."

"The Germans and the Japs had nothing against us," says Mollett. "They wanted to fight the Limeys and the Reds. They would've whipped 'em, too, if we didn't get deceived into it by Washington."

"What are you talking about?" asks Homer.

"We fought the wrong people, that's all," says Mollett, tapping on his newspaper. "Just read the facts, my friend. Find out for yourself why you had to lose your hands. Then go out and do something about it."

Fred overhears part of the conversation and says to Mollett, "You'd better pay your check and go."

"Well, who do you think you are?" says Mollett.

"Pay the cashi]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46136.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 135: They Work by Radar</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-135-they-work-by-radar/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1102</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["There you are, sir," says Fred, handing the man at the counter a sandwich.

"Thanks," says the man.

"What'll yours be, Homer?" asks Fred.

"I don't care," says Homer. "Gimme a chocolate sundae."

"Okay," says Fred. He leaves to make the sundae.

Homer notices the man staring at him. "Hi," says Homer.

"How are you, soldier?" asks the man.

"Sailor!" corrects Homer, laughing. The man laughs too.

"Excuse me," says the man. He slides over a few seats to be closer to Homer. "Say, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

Homer smiles. "I know what it is," says Homer. "'How did I get these hooks, and how do they work?' That's what everybody asks when they start off with 'Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?' Well, I'll tell you: I got sick and tired of that old pair of hands that I had. You know, an awful lot of trouble washing 'em, and manicuring my nails. So, I traded them in for a pair of these latest models. They work by radar. Look..."

Fred arrives with the chocolate sundae and a spoon. Homer picks up the spoon and has a bite. "Pretty cute, eh?" says Homer.

"You got plenty of guts," says the man. "It's terrible when you see a guy like you, that has - "]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[There you are, sir, says Fred, handing the man at the counter a sandwich.

Thanks, says the man.

Whatll yours be, Homer? asks Fred.

I dont care, says Homer. Gimme a chocolate sundae.

Okay, says Fred. He leaves to make the sundae.

Homer notices the ma]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 135: They Work by Radar]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["There you are, sir," says Fred, handing the man at the counter a sandwich.

"Thanks," says the man.

"What'll yours be, Homer?" asks Fred.

"I don't care," says Homer. "Gimme a chocolate sundae."

"Okay," says Fred. He leaves to make the sundae.

Homer notices the man staring at him. "Hi," says Homer.

"How are you, soldier?" asks the man.

"Sailor!" corrects Homer, laughing. The man laughs too.

"Excuse me," says the man. He slides over a few seats to be closer to Homer. "Say, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

Homer smiles. "I know what it is," says Homer. "'How did I get these hooks, and how do they work?' That's what everybody asks when they start off with 'Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?' Well, I'll tell you: I got sick and tired of that old pair of hands that I had. You know, an awful lot of trouble washing 'em, and manicuring my nails. So, I traded them in for a pair of these latest models. They work by radar. Look..."

Fred arrives with the chocolate sundae and a spoon. Homer picks up the spoon and has a bite. "Pretty cute, eh?" says Homer.

"You got plenty of guts," says the man. "It's terrible when you see a guy like you, that has - "]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1102/minute-135-they-work-by-radar.mp3" length="39757279" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["There you are, sir," says Fred, handing the man at the counter a sandwich.

"Thanks," says the man.

"What'll yours be, Homer?" asks Fred.

"I don't care," says Homer. "Gimme a chocolate sundae."

"Okay," says Fred. He leaves to make the sundae.

Homer notices the man staring at him. "Hi," says Homer.

"How are you, soldier?" asks the man.

"Sailor!" corrects Homer, laughing. The man laughs too.

"Excuse me," says the man. He slides over a few seats to be closer to Homer. "Say, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

Homer smiles. "I know what it is," says Homer. "'How did I get these hooks, and how do they work?' That's what everybody asks when they start off with 'Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?' Well, I'll tell you: I got sick and tired of that old pair of hands that I had. You know, an awful lot of trouble washing 'em, and manicuring my nails. So, I traded them in for a pair of these latest models. They work by radar. Look..."

Fred arrives with the chocolate sundae and a spoon. Homer picks up the spoon and has a bite. "Pretty cute, eh?" says Homer.

"You got plenty of guts," says the man. "It's terrible when you see a guy like you, that has - "]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46135.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46135.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 135: They Work by Radar</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>41:11</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["There you are, sir," says Fred, handing the man at the counter a sandwich.

"Thanks," says the man.

"What'll yours be, Homer?" asks Fred.

"I don't care," says Homer. "Gimme a chocolate sundae."

"Okay," says Fred. He leaves to make the sundae.

Homer notices the man staring at him. "Hi," says Homer.

"How are you, soldier?" asks the man.

"Sailor!" corrects Homer, laughing. The man laughs too.

"Excuse me," says the man. He slides over a few seats to be closer to Homer. "Say, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

Homer smiles. "I know what it is," says Homer. "'How did I get these hooks, and how do they work?' That's what everybody asks when they start off with 'Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?' Well, I'll tell you: I got sick and tired of that old pair of hands that I had. You know, an awful lot of trouble washing 'em, and manicuring my nails. So, I traded them in for a pair of these latest models. They work by radar. Look..."

Fred arrives with the chocolat]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46135.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 134: Ham and Cheese Dark</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-134-ham-and-cheese-dark/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1101</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Fred is making ice cream sundaes. A man sits down at the lunch counter.

"How about a ham and cheese on whole wheat?" asks the man. "Without any mustard."

"Ham and cheese, dark, save the mustard," says Fred. "Coming up." The man opens a newspaper that carries the headline "SENATOR WARNS OF NEXT WAR."

Fred finishes making the two sundaes and brings them to his customers. "There you are!" he says. The boy whistles. The girl says thank you.

Fred spots Homer entering the drug store. "Hello, Homer!" says Fred.

"Hi Fred!" says Homer.

"How have you been?" asks Fred, shaking Homer's hook. "Glad to see you." Fred starts making the ham sandwich.

"Say, Fred," says Homer.

"Yeah?" asks Fred.

"What happened at Butch's?" asks Homer.

"What do you mean?" asks Fred.

"Well, I mean, uh, you and Al," says Homer. "Was there any trouble?"

"Oh, no," says Fred. "We were just having a little friendly chat." Homer looks skeptically at Fred. Fred doesn't look at Homer.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred is making ice cream sundaes. A man sits down at the lunch counter.

How about a ham and cheese on whole wheat? asks the man. Without any mustard.

Ham and cheese, dark, save the mustard, says Fred. Coming up. The man opens a newspaper that carries t]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 134: Ham and Cheese Dark]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Fred is making ice cream sundaes. A man sits down at the lunch counter.

"How about a ham and cheese on whole wheat?" asks the man. "Without any mustard."

"Ham and cheese, dark, save the mustard," says Fred. "Coming up." The man opens a newspaper that carries the headline "SENATOR WARNS OF NEXT WAR."

Fred finishes making the two sundaes and brings them to his customers. "There you are!" he says. The boy whistles. The girl says thank you.

Fred spots Homer entering the drug store. "Hello, Homer!" says Fred.

"Hi Fred!" says Homer.

"How have you been?" asks Fred, shaking Homer's hook. "Glad to see you." Fred starts making the ham sandwich.

"Say, Fred," says Homer.

"Yeah?" asks Fred.

"What happened at Butch's?" asks Homer.

"What do you mean?" asks Fred.

"Well, I mean, uh, you and Al," says Homer. "Was there any trouble?"

"Oh, no," says Fred. "We were just having a little friendly chat." Homer looks skeptically at Fred. Fred doesn't look at Homer.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1101/minute-134-ham-and-cheese-dark.mp3" length="39929941" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred is making ice cream sundaes. A man sits down at the lunch counter.

"How about a ham and cheese on whole wheat?" asks the man. "Without any mustard."

"Ham and cheese, dark, save the mustard," says Fred. "Coming up." The man opens a newspaper that carries the headline "SENATOR WARNS OF NEXT WAR."

Fred finishes making the two sundaes and brings them to his customers. "There you are!" he says. The boy whistles. The girl says thank you.

Fred spots Homer entering the drug store. "Hello, Homer!" says Fred.

"Hi Fred!" says Homer.

"How have you been?" asks Fred, shaking Homer's hook. "Glad to see you." Fred starts making the ham sandwich.

"Say, Fred," says Homer.

"Yeah?" asks Fred.

"What happened at Butch's?" asks Homer.

"What do you mean?" asks Fred.

"Well, I mean, uh, you and Al," says Homer. "Was there any trouble?"

"Oh, no," says Fred. "We were just having a little friendly chat." Homer looks skeptically at Fred. Fred doesn't look at Homer.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46134.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46134.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 134: Ham and Cheese Dark</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>41:21</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred is making ice cream sundaes. A man sits down at the lunch counter.

"How about a ham and cheese on whole wheat?" asks the man. "Without any mustard."

"Ham and cheese, dark, save the mustard," says Fred. "Coming up." The man opens a newspaper that carries the headline "SENATOR WARNS OF NEXT WAR."

Fred finishes making the two sundaes and brings them to his customers. "There you are!" he says. The boy whistles. The girl says thank you.

Fred spots Homer entering the drug store. "Hello, Homer!" says Fred.

"Hi Fred!" says Homer.

"How have you been?" asks Fred, shaking Homer's hook. "Glad to see you." Fred starts making the ham sandwich.

"Say, Fred," says Homer.

"Yeah?" asks Fred.

"What happened at Butch's?" asks Homer.

"What do you mean?" asks Fred.

"Well, I mean, uh, you and Al," says Homer. "Was there any trouble?"

"Oh, no," says Fred. "We were just having a little friendly chat." Homer looks skeptically at Fred. Fred doesn't look at Homer.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46134.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 133: I&#8217;m Glad I&#8217;ll Never See Him Again</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-133-im-glad-ill-never-see-him-again/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1100</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Then, he said goodbye very politely and hung up," says Peggy. "Well, I guess you and Dad won't have to worry about me anymore. That's the end of my career as a homewrecker."

Milly says nothing, and continues to fiddle with kitchen work.

"Mom," says Peggy, "I know you feel sorry for me. You think my poor little heart is broken. But you can save your sympathy. I can see things clearer now. I made a fool of myself. I'm getting some sense hammered into me now. I'm glad I'm out of that mess. I'm glad I'll never see him again! I -" At the verge of tears, Peggy leaves the room.

The scene shifts to Bullard's Drug Store. Fred is waiting on two young customers.

"Two chocolate sundaes, coming up!" says Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Then, he said goodbye very politely and hung up, says Peggy. Well, I guess you and Dad wont have to worry about me anymore. Thats the end of my career as a homewrecker.

Milly says nothing, and continues to fiddle with kitchen work.

Mom, says Peggy, I k]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 133: I'm Glad I'll Never See Him Again]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Then, he said goodbye very politely and hung up," says Peggy. "Well, I guess you and Dad won't have to worry about me anymore. That's the end of my career as a homewrecker."

Milly says nothing, and continues to fiddle with kitchen work.

"Mom," says Peggy, "I know you feel sorry for me. You think my poor little heart is broken. But you can save your sympathy. I can see things clearer now. I made a fool of myself. I'm getting some sense hammered into me now. I'm glad I'm out of that mess. I'm glad I'll never see him again! I -" At the verge of tears, Peggy leaves the room.

The scene shifts to Bullard's Drug Store. Fred is waiting on two young customers.

"Two chocolate sundaes, coming up!" says Fred.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1100/minute-133-im-glad-ill-never-see-him-again.mp3" length="33151086" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Then, he said goodbye very politely and hung up," says Peggy. "Well, I guess you and Dad won't have to worry about me anymore. That's the end of my career as a homewrecker."

Milly says nothing, and continues to fiddle with kitchen work.

"Mom," says Peggy, "I know you feel sorry for me. You think my poor little heart is broken. But you can save your sympathy. I can see things clearer now. I made a fool of myself. I'm getting some sense hammered into me now. I'm glad I'm out of that mess. I'm glad I'll never see him again! I -" At the verge of tears, Peggy leaves the room.

The scene shifts to Bullard's Drug Store. Fred is waiting on two young customers.

"Two chocolate sundaes, coming up!" says Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46133.jpg"></itunes:image>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46133.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 133: I&#8217;m Glad I&#8217;ll Never See Him Again</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>34:18</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Then, he said goodbye very politely and hung up," says Peggy. "Well, I guess you and Dad won't have to worry about me anymore. That's the end of my career as a homewrecker."

Milly says nothing, and continues to fiddle with kitchen work.

"Mom," says Peggy, "I know you feel sorry for me. You think my poor little heart is broken. But you can save your sympathy. I can see things clearer now. I made a fool of myself. I'm getting some sense hammered into me now. I'm glad I'm out of that mess. I'm glad I'll never see him again! I -" At the verge of tears, Peggy leaves the room.

The scene shifts to Bullard's Drug Store. Fred is waiting on two young customers.

"Two chocolate sundaes, coming up!" says Fred.]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>Minute 132: That Was Fred</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-132-that-was-fred/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1099</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["I thought you were kidding about those piano lessons!" says Al.

Homer spots Fred, leaving Butch's.

"Fred!" shouts Homer, "Hey, Fred!" Fred leaves without turning around.

Homer turns to Al. "That was Fred," says Homer, questioningly.

"Yeah," says Al.

"What's the matter? Is anything wrong?" asks Homer.

"No, no," says Al. "He had to go back to the drug store," says Al. "Come on," says Al, putting his hand on Homer's shoulder. "Buy me a drink."

In the Stephenson kitchen, Millie puts a bowl of eggs on the countertop. Peggy quietly walks into the kitchen, and sits down at the table.

"Who was it?" asks Millie.

"Fred," says Peggy. She picks up a green bean. "He says he's sorry for what happened, but -- it was just one of those things. Said it wouldn't be fair to his wife for us to see each other anymore, because -- I'm obviously the kind of girl who takes these things too seriously."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I thought you were kidding about those piano lessons! says Al.

Homer spots Fred, leaving Butchs.

Fred! shouts Homer, Hey, Fred! Fred leaves without turning around.

Homer turns to Al. That was Fred, says Homer, questioningly.

Yeah, says Al.

Whats the]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 132: That was Fred]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["I thought you were kidding about those piano lessons!" says Al.

Homer spots Fred, leaving Butch's.

"Fred!" shouts Homer, "Hey, Fred!" Fred leaves without turning around.

Homer turns to Al. "That was Fred," says Homer, questioningly.

"Yeah," says Al.

"What's the matter? Is anything wrong?" asks Homer.

"No, no," says Al. "He had to go back to the drug store," says Al. "Come on," says Al, putting his hand on Homer's shoulder. "Buy me a drink."

In the Stephenson kitchen, Millie puts a bowl of eggs on the countertop. Peggy quietly walks into the kitchen, and sits down at the table.

"Who was it?" asks Millie.

"Fred," says Peggy. She picks up a green bean. "He says he's sorry for what happened, but -- it was just one of those things. Said it wouldn't be fair to his wife for us to see each other anymore, because -- I'm obviously the kind of girl who takes these things too seriously."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1099/minute-132-that-was-fred.mp3" length="32180807" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["I thought you were kidding about those piano lessons!" says Al.

Homer spots Fred, leaving Butch's.

"Fred!" shouts Homer, "Hey, Fred!" Fred leaves without turning around.

Homer turns to Al. "That was Fred," says Homer, questioningly.

"Yeah," says Al.

"What's the matter? Is anything wrong?" asks Homer.

"No, no," says Al. "He had to go back to the drug store," says Al. "Come on," says Al, putting his hand on Homer's shoulder. "Buy me a drink."

In the Stephenson kitchen, Millie puts a bowl of eggs on the countertop. Peggy quietly walks into the kitchen, and sits down at the table.

"Who was it?" asks Millie.

"Fred," says Peggy. She picks up a green bean. "He says he's sorry for what happened, but -- it was just one of those things. Said it wouldn't be fair to his wife for us to see each other anymore, because -- I'm obviously the kind of girl who takes these things too seriously."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 132: That Was Fred</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>33:17</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["I thought you were kidding about those piano lessons!" says Al.

Homer spots Fred, leaving Butch's.

"Fred!" shouts Homer, "Hey, Fred!" Fred leaves without turning around.

Homer turns to Al. "That was Fred," says Homer, questioningly.

"Yeah," says Al.

"What's the matter? Is anything wrong?" asks Homer.

"No, no," says Al. "He had to go back to the drug store," says Al. "Come on," says Al, putting his hand on Homer's shoulder. "Buy me a drink."

In the Stephenson kitchen, Millie puts a bowl of eggs on the countertop. Peggy quietly walks into the kitchen, and sits down at the table.

"Who was it?" asks Millie.

"Fred," says Peggy. She picks up a green bean. "He says he's sorry for what happened, but -- it was just one of those things. Said it wouldn't be fair to his wife for us to see each other anymore, because -- I'm obviously the kind of girl who takes these things too seriously."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46132.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 131: Chopsticks</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-131-chopsticks/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1098</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Homer and Butch sit down at the piano.

"Are you all set, kid?" asks Butch.

"I'm ready when you are!" says Homer.

"Okay, one - two - three!" says Butch. They play a spirited duet of "Chopsticks."

In the background, Fred calls Peggy on the pay phone. Al watches, while standing next to the piano.

As the song ends, Fred hangs up the phone, staring at the receiver.  Everyone except Al applauds the duet.

"What's the matter?" asks Homer. "Didn't you like it, Al? We've been working for weeks."

"Sure, Homer!" says Al. "It was swell!"

Fred leaves the phone booth and heads out the door of Butch's.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer and Butch sit down at the piano.

Are you all set, kid? asks Butch.

Im ready when you are! says Homer.

Okay, one - two - three! says Butch. They play a spirited duet of Chopsticks.

In the background, Fred calls Peggy on the pay phone. Al watches]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 131: Chopsticks]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Homer and Butch sit down at the piano.

"Are you all set, kid?" asks Butch.

"I'm ready when you are!" says Homer.

"Okay, one - two - three!" says Butch. They play a spirited duet of "Chopsticks."

In the background, Fred calls Peggy on the pay phone. Al watches, while standing next to the piano.

As the song ends, Fred hangs up the phone, staring at the receiver.  Everyone except Al applauds the duet.

"What's the matter?" asks Homer. "Didn't you like it, Al? We've been working for weeks."

"Sure, Homer!" says Al. "It was swell!"

Fred leaves the phone booth and heads out the door of Butch's.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1098/minute-131-chopsticks.mp3" length="33927182" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer and Butch sit down at the piano.

"Are you all set, kid?" asks Butch.

"I'm ready when you are!" says Homer.

"Okay, one - two - three!" says Butch. They play a spirited duet of "Chopsticks."

In the background, Fred calls Peggy on the pay phone. Al watches, while standing next to the piano.

As the song ends, Fred hangs up the phone, staring at the receiver.  Everyone except Al applauds the duet.

"What's the matter?" asks Homer. "Didn't you like it, Al? We've been working for weeks."

"Sure, Homer!" says Al. "It was swell!"

Fred leaves the phone booth and heads out the door of Butch's.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46131.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 131: Chopsticks</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>35:06</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer and Butch sit down at the piano.

"Are you all set, kid?" asks Butch.

"I'm ready when you are!" says Homer.

"Okay, one - two - three!" says Butch. They play a spirited duet of "Chopsticks."

In the background, Fred calls Peggy on the pay phone. Al watches, while standing next to the piano.

As the song ends, Fred hangs up the phone, staring at the receiver.  Everyone except Al applauds the duet.

"What's the matter?" asks Homer. "Didn't you like it, Al? We've been working for weeks."

"Sure, Homer!" says Al. "It was swell!"

Fred leaves the phone booth and heads out the door of Butch's.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46131.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 130: So Long, Fred</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-130-so-long-fred/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1084</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Anything else on your mind?" asks Fred.

"No," replies Al.

"OK, chum," says Fred. "So long."

"So long, Fred," replies Al.

"The drinks are on me," says Fred, dropping a dollar on the booth table. Fred walks into the bar phone booth.

Homer enters Butch's place.

"Hello, Homer!" says Steve the bartender.

"Hi, Steve," says Homer.

"Say, Al Stephenson's back there," says Steve.

"Al?" repeats Homer.

"Yeah," says Steve. Homer finally notices Al at the back of the room.

"Hi, Al," says Homer, shaking Al's hand.

"Hello, Homer," says Al.

"How are you?" asks Homer. "How's the family?"

"Fine, thanks," replies Al.

"Hello, Homer," says Butch.

"Hi, Butch," says Homer. "Say, let's show Al that new routine."

"Why sure," says Butch.

"Got something to show you, Al," says Homer, sitting down at the piano with Butch. "Well, come on! Boy, wait till you hear this."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Anything else on your mind? asks Fred.

No, replies Al.

OK, chum, says Fred. So long.

So long, Fred, replies Al.

The drinks are on me, says Fred, dropping a dollar on the booth table. Fred walks into the bar phone booth.

Homer enters Butchs place.

H]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 130: So Long, Fred]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Anything else on your mind?" asks Fred.

"No," replies Al.

"OK, chum," says Fred. "So long."

"So long, Fred," replies Al.

"The drinks are on me," says Fred, dropping a dollar on the booth table. Fred walks into the bar phone booth.

Homer enters Butch's place.

"Hello, Homer!" says Steve the bartender.

"Hi, Steve," says Homer.

"Say, Al Stephenson's back there," says Steve.

"Al?" repeats Homer.

"Yeah," says Steve. Homer finally notices Al at the back of the room.

"Hi, Al," says Homer, shaking Al's hand.

"Hello, Homer," says Al.

"How are you?" asks Homer. "How's the family?"

"Fine, thanks," replies Al.

"Hello, Homer," says Butch.

"Hi, Butch," says Homer. "Say, let's show Al that new routine."

"Why sure," says Butch.

"Got something to show you, Al," says Homer, sitting down at the piano with Butch. "Well, come on! Boy, wait till you hear this."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1084/minute-130-so-long-fred.mp3" length="39378893" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Anything else on your mind?" asks Fred.

"No," replies Al.

"OK, chum," says Fred. "So long."

"So long, Fred," replies Al.

"The drinks are on me," says Fred, dropping a dollar on the booth table. Fred walks into the bar phone booth.

Homer enters Butch's place.

"Hello, Homer!" says Steve the bartender.

"Hi, Steve," says Homer.

"Say, Al Stephenson's back there," says Steve.

"Al?" repeats Homer.

"Yeah," says Steve. Homer finally notices Al at the back of the room.

"Hi, Al," says Homer, shaking Al's hand.

"Hello, Homer," says Al.

"How are you?" asks Homer. "How's the family?"

"Fine, thanks," replies Al.

"Hello, Homer," says Butch.

"Hi, Butch," says Homer. "Say, let's show Al that new routine."

"Why sure," says Butch.

"Got something to show you, Al," says Homer, sitting down at the piano with Butch. "Well, come on! Boy, wait till you hear this."]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46130.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 130: So Long, Fred</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>40:47</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Anything else on your mind?" asks Fred.

"No," replies Al.

"OK, chum," says Fred. "So long."

"So long, Fred," replies Al.

"The drinks are on me," says Fred, dropping a dollar on the booth table. Fred walks into the bar phone booth.

Homer enters Butch's place.

"Hello, Homer!" says Steve the bartender.

"Hi, Steve," says Homer.

"Say, Al Stephenson's back there," says Steve.

"Al?" repeats Homer.

"Yeah," says Steve. Homer finally notices Al at the back of the room.

"Hi, Al," says Homer, shaking Al's hand.

"Hello, Homer," says Al.

"How are you?" asks Homer. "How's the family?"

"Fine, thanks," replies Al.

"Hello, Homer," says Butch.

"Hi, Butch," says Homer. "Say, let's show Al that new routine."

"Why sure," says Butch.

"Got something to show you, Al," says Homer, sitting down at the piano with Butch. "Well, come on! Boy, wait till you hear this."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46130.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 129: I&#8217;m Quite Fond of You, Too</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-129-im-quite-fond-of-you-too/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1083</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["- fighting dirty," says Al. "If I got tangled up with you, I might break your neck. I wouldn't like that. You see, Fred, I'm quite fond of you, too."

"Thanks," says Fred.

"But I don't like the idea of you sneaking around corners to see Peggy," continues Al, "taking her love on a bootleg basis. I give you fair warning, I'm gonna do everything I can to keep her away from you, to help her forget about you and get her married to some decent guy who'll make her happy."

There's a long pause between the two men.

"Then I guess that's it, Al," says Fred. "I don't see her any more. I'll put that in the form of a guarantee. I won't see her any more. I'll call her up and tell her so. That satisfy you?"

"Yeah," says Al.

"Anything -" begins Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[- fighting dirty, says Al. If I got tangled up with you, I might break your neck. I wouldnt like that. You see, Fred, Im quite fond of you, too.

Thanks, says Fred.

But I dont like the idea of you sneaking around corners to see Peggy, continues Al, taki]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 129: I'm Quite Fond of You, Too]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["- fighting dirty," says Al. "If I got tangled up with you, I might break your neck. I wouldn't like that. You see, Fred, I'm quite fond of you, too."

"Thanks," says Fred.

"But I don't like the idea of you sneaking around corners to see Peggy," continues Al, "taking her love on a bootleg basis. I give you fair warning, I'm gonna do everything I can to keep her away from you, to help her forget about you and get her married to some decent guy who'll make her happy."

There's a long pause between the two men.

"Then I guess that's it, Al," says Fred. "I don't see her any more. I'll put that in the form of a guarantee. I won't see her any more. I'll call her up and tell her so. That satisfy you?"

"Yeah," says Al.

"Anything -" begins Fred.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1083/minute-129-im-quite-fond-of-you-too.mp3" length="30235030" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["- fighting dirty," says Al. "If I got tangled up with you, I might break your neck. I wouldn't like that. You see, Fred, I'm quite fond of you, too."

"Thanks," says Fred.

"But I don't like the idea of you sneaking around corners to see Peggy," continues Al, "taking her love on a bootleg basis. I give you fair warning, I'm gonna do everything I can to keep her away from you, to help her forget about you and get her married to some decent guy who'll make her happy."

There's a long pause between the two men.

"Then I guess that's it, Al," says Fred. "I don't see her any more. I'll put that in the form of a guarantee. I won't see her any more. I'll call her up and tell her so. That satisfy you?"

"Yeah," says Al.

"Anything -" begins Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46129.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 129: I&#8217;m Quite Fond of You, Too</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>31:15</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["- fighting dirty," says Al. "If I got tangled up with you, I might break your neck. I wouldn't like that. You see, Fred, I'm quite fond of you, too."

"Thanks," says Fred.

"But I don't like the idea of you sneaking around corners to see Peggy," continues Al, "taking her love on a bootleg basis. I give you fair warning, I'm gonna do everything I can to keep her away from you, to help her forget about you and get her married to some decent guy who'll make her happy."

There's a long pause between the two men.

"Then I guess that's it, Al," says Fred. "I don't see her any more. I'll put that in the form of a guarantee. I won't see her any more. I'll call her up and tell her so. That satisfy you?"

"Yeah," says Al.

"Anything -" begins Fred.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46129.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 128: We Tell Each Other Things</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-128-we-tell-each-other-things/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1082</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["What about her?" asks Al. "Where does she fit in this romantic situation?"

"Is that any of your business?" replies Fred.

"That's what Peggy said - that it's none of my business," says Al.

"Oh, you've had her on the carpet, too," says Fred.

"She volunteered some information to her mother and me," replies Al. "You see, we have a rather unusual relationship in our family. It may seem corny and mid-Victorian, but we tell each other things. I happen to be quite fond of Peggy, and I..."

"You don't want her mixed up with a heel," says Fred.

"I haven't called you a heel. Yet," replies Al. "I just don't want to see her get into this mess."

There's a pause in the conversation.

"OK, chum, what do we do now?" asks Fred. "Step out and settle this thing in the alley?"

"I wouldn't want to recommend that as a solution," says Al. "I've learned a lot of tricks."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[What about her? asks Al. Where does she fit in this romantic situation?

Is that any of your business? replies Fred.

Thats what Peggy said - that its none of my business, says Al.

Oh, youve had her on the carpet, too, says Fred.

She volunteered some i]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 128: We Tell Each Other Things]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["What about her?" asks Al. "Where does she fit in this romantic situation?"

"Is that any of your business?" replies Fred.

"That's what Peggy said - that it's none of my business," says Al.

"Oh, you've had her on the carpet, too," says Fred.

"She volunteered some information to her mother and me," replies Al. "You see, we have a rather unusual relationship in our family. It may seem corny and mid-Victorian, but we tell each other things. I happen to be quite fond of Peggy, and I..."

"You don't want her mixed up with a heel," says Fred.

"I haven't called you a heel. Yet," replies Al. "I just don't want to see her get into this mess."

There's a pause in the conversation.

"OK, chum, what do we do now?" asks Fred. "Step out and settle this thing in the alley?"

"I wouldn't want to recommend that as a solution," says Al. "I've learned a lot of tricks."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1082/minute-128-we-tell-each-other-things.mp3" length="30502231" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["What about her?" asks Al. "Where does she fit in this romantic situation?"

"Is that any of your business?" replies Fred.

"That's what Peggy said - that it's none of my business," says Al.

"Oh, you've had her on the carpet, too," says Fred.

"She volunteered some information to her mother and me," replies Al. "You see, we have a rather unusual relationship in our family. It may seem corny and mid-Victorian, but we tell each other things. I happen to be quite fond of Peggy, and I..."

"You don't want her mixed up with a heel," says Fred.

"I haven't called you a heel. Yet," replies Al. "I just don't want to see her get into this mess."

There's a pause in the conversation.

"OK, chum, what do we do now?" asks Fred. "Step out and settle this thing in the alley?"

"I wouldn't want to recommend that as a solution," says Al. "I've learned a lot of tricks."]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46128.jpg"></itunes:image>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46128.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 128: We Tell Each Other Things</title>
	</image>
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	<itunes:duration>31:32</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["What about her?" asks Al. "Where does she fit in this romantic situation?"

"Is that any of your business?" replies Fred.

"That's what Peggy said - that it's none of my business," says Al.

"Oh, you've had her on the carpet, too," says Fred.

"She volunteered some information to her mother and me," replies Al. "You see, we have a rather unusual relationship in our family. It may seem corny and mid-Victorian, but we tell each other things. I happen to be quite fond of Peggy, and I..."

"You don't want her mixed up with a heel," says Fred.

"I haven't called you a heel. Yet," replies Al. "I just don't want to see her get into this mess."

There's a pause in the conversation.

"OK, chum, what do we do now?" asks Fred. "Step out and settle this thing in the alley?"

"I wouldn't want to recommend that as a solution," says Al. "I've learned a lot of tricks."]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 127: Are You in Love with Peggy?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-127-are-you-in-love-with-peggy/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1081</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["He's back there, waiting for you," says Butch.

"See you later," says Steve. Fred heads for the back of the bar.

"Hiya, Al," says Fred, walking up to Al's booth.

"Sit down, Fred," says Al.

"What are you drinking?" asks Al, as Fred takes a seat.

"A cup of coffee. Gotta have a clear head for soda jerking," says Al.

"A cup of coffee and a bourbon and soda," says Al to the waiter.

"Yes, sir," says the waiter

"What's on your mind, Al?" asks Fred. "Want to borrow some money or something?"

"I, uh... called you to ask you a question," says Al.

"Okay," says Fred. "Shoot."

"Are you in love with Peggy?" asks Al.

"Is there a law compelling me to answer that one?" says Fred.

"No," says Al.

"Nevertheless, I repeat: are you in love with Peggy?" says Al.

"Yes," says Fred.

Al pauses. "I thank you for a short and honest answer," says Al.

"You're welcome," says Fred. "Now what do we take up next?"

"Your wife," says Al.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hes back there, waiting for you, says Butch.

See you later, says Steve. Fred heads for the back of the bar.

Hiya, Al, says Fred, walking up to Als booth.

Sit down, Fred, says Al.

What are you drinking? asks Al, as Fred takes a seat.

A cup of coffee.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 127: Are You in Love with Peggy?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["He's back there, waiting for you," says Butch.

"See you later," says Steve. Fred heads for the back of the bar.

"Hiya, Al," says Fred, walking up to Al's booth.

"Sit down, Fred," says Al.

"What are you drinking?" asks Al, as Fred takes a seat.

"A cup of coffee. Gotta have a clear head for soda jerking," says Al.

"A cup of coffee and a bourbon and soda," says Al to the waiter.

"Yes, sir," says the waiter

"What's on your mind, Al?" asks Fred. "Want to borrow some money or something?"

"I, uh... called you to ask you a question," says Al.

"Okay," says Fred. "Shoot."

"Are you in love with Peggy?" asks Al.

"Is there a law compelling me to answer that one?" says Fred.

"No," says Al.

"Nevertheless, I repeat: are you in love with Peggy?" says Al.

"Yes," says Fred.

Al pauses. "I thank you for a short and honest answer," says Al.

"You're welcome," says Fred. "Now what do we take up next?"

"Your wife," says Al.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1081/minute-127-are-you-in-love-with-peggy.mp3" length="34262077" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["He's back there, waiting for you," says Butch.

"See you later," says Steve. Fred heads for the back of the bar.

"Hiya, Al," says Fred, walking up to Al's booth.

"Sit down, Fred," says Al.

"What are you drinking?" asks Al, as Fred takes a seat.

"A cup of coffee. Gotta have a clear head for soda jerking," says Al.

"A cup of coffee and a bourbon and soda," says Al to the waiter.

"Yes, sir," says the waiter

"What's on your mind, Al?" asks Fred. "Want to borrow some money or something?"

"I, uh... called you to ask you a question," says Al.

"Okay," says Fred. "Shoot."

"Are you in love with Peggy?" asks Al.

"Is there a law compelling me to answer that one?" says Fred.

"No," says Al.

"Nevertheless, I repeat: are you in love with Peggy?" says Al.

"Yes," says Fred.

Al pauses. "I thank you for a short and honest answer," says Al.

"You're welcome," says Fred. "Now what do we take up next?"

"Your wife," says Al.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46127.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 127: Are You in Love with Peggy?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>35:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["He's back there, waiting for you," says Butch.

"See you later," says Steve. Fred heads for the back of the bar.

"Hiya, Al," says Fred, walking up to Al's booth.

"Sit down, Fred," says Al.

"What are you drinking?" asks Al, as Fred takes a seat.

"A cup of coffee. Gotta have a clear head for soda jerking," says Al.

"A cup of coffee and a bourbon and soda," says Al to the waiter.

"Yes, sir," says the waiter

"What's on your mind, Al?" asks Fred. "Want to borrow some money or something?"

"I, uh... called you to ask you a question," says Al.

"Okay," says Fred. "Shoot."

"Are you in love with Peggy?" asks Al.

"Is there a law compelling me to answer that one?" says Fred.

"No," says Al.

"Nevertheless, I repeat: are you in love with Peggy?" says Al.

"Yes," says Fred.

Al pauses. "I thank you for a short and honest answer," says Al.

"You're welcome," says Fred. "Now what do we take up next?"

"Your wife," says Al.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46127.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 126: Al Here?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-126-al-here/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1080</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["...we had to fall in love all over again?" says Millie. Peggy falls on the bed, crying. Millie hugs her. Al walks out of the bedroom.

"I'm sorry, Mom," says Peggy.

"Never mind about that, darling," says Millie.

Al stands in the hallway, smoking a cigarette.

The next day, Al is seated at a booth at Butch's Place. Fred walks into the bar.

"Fred," motions Al from his seat. Fred doesn't see Al, but sees Butch behind the counter.

"Hiya, Butch," says Fred.

"Hello, Fred," says Butch.

"Al here?" asks Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[...we had to fall in love all over again? says Millie. Peggy falls on the bed, crying. Millie hugs her. Al walks out of the bedroom.

Im sorry, Mom, says Peggy.

Never mind about that, darling, says Millie.

Al stands in the hallway, smoking a cigarette.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 126: Al Here?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["...we had to fall in love all over again?" says Millie. Peggy falls on the bed, crying. Millie hugs her. Al walks out of the bedroom.

"I'm sorry, Mom," says Peggy.

"Never mind about that, darling," says Millie.

Al stands in the hallway, smoking a cigarette.

The next day, Al is seated at a booth at Butch's Place. Fred walks into the bar.

"Fred," motions Al from his seat. Fred doesn't see Al, but sees Butch behind the counter.

"Hiya, Butch," says Fred.

"Hello, Fred," says Butch.

"Al here?" asks Fred.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1080/minute-126-al-here.mp3" length="20865583" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["...we had to fall in love all over again?" says Millie. Peggy falls on the bed, crying. Millie hugs her. Al walks out of the bedroom.

"I'm sorry, Mom," says Peggy.

"Never mind about that, darling," says Millie.

Al stands in the hallway, smoking a cigarette.

The next day, Al is seated at a booth at Butch's Place. Fred walks into the bar.

"Fred," motions Al from his seat. Fred doesn't see Al, but sees Butch behind the counter.

"Hiya, Butch," says Fred.

"Hello, Fred," says Butch.

"Al here?" asks Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46126.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 126: Al Here?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:29</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["...we had to fall in love all over again?" says Millie. Peggy falls on the bed, crying. Millie hugs her. Al walks out of the bedroom.

"I'm sorry, Mom," says Peggy.

"Never mind about that, darling," says Millie.

Al stands in the hallway, smoking a cigarette.

The next day, Al is seated at a booth at Butch's Place. Fred walks into the bar.

"Fred," motions Al from his seat. Fred doesn't see Al, but sees Butch behind the counter.

"Hiya, Butch," says Fred.

"Hello, Fred," says Butch.

"Al here?" asks Fred.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46126.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 125: We Never Had Any Trouble</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-125-we-never-had-any-trouble/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1079</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["...in love!" continues Peggy.

"You hear that, Millie?" says Al. "I'm so old and decrepit, I've forgotten how it feels to want somebody!"

"Peggy didn't mean that," says Millie. "Did you, darling?"

"No," says Peggy. "I don't know what I do mean. It's just that everything has always been so perfect for you. You loved each other and you got married in a big church and you had a honeymoon in the South of France. You never had any trouble of any kind! So how can you possibly understand how it is with Fred and me?"

"We never had any trouble?" says Millie. She smiles at Al. "How many times have I told you I hated you and believed it in my heart? How many times have you said you were sick of me, that we were all washed up?"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[...in love! continues Peggy.

You hear that, Millie? says Al. Im so old and decrepit, Ive forgotten how it feels to want somebody!

Peggy didnt mean that, says Millie. Did you, darling?

No, says Peggy. I dont know what I do mean. Its just that everythin]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 125: We Never Had Any Trouble]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["...in love!" continues Peggy.

"You hear that, Millie?" says Al. "I'm so old and decrepit, I've forgotten how it feels to want somebody!"

"Peggy didn't mean that," says Millie. "Did you, darling?"

"No," says Peggy. "I don't know what I do mean. It's just that everything has always been so perfect for you. You loved each other and you got married in a big church and you had a honeymoon in the South of France. You never had any trouble of any kind! So how can you possibly understand how it is with Fred and me?"

"We never had any trouble?" says Millie. She smiles at Al. "How many times have I told you I hated you and believed it in my heart? How many times have you said you were sick of me, that we were all washed up?"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1079/minute-125-we-never-had-any-trouble.mp3" length="33918026" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["...in love!" continues Peggy.

"You hear that, Millie?" says Al. "I'm so old and decrepit, I've forgotten how it feels to want somebody!"

"Peggy didn't mean that," says Millie. "Did you, darling?"

"No," says Peggy. "I don't know what I do mean. It's just that everything has always been so perfect for you. You loved each other and you got married in a big church and you had a honeymoon in the South of France. You never had any trouble of any kind! So how can you possibly understand how it is with Fred and me?"

"We never had any trouble?" says Millie. She smiles at Al. "How many times have I told you I hated you and believed it in my heart? How many times have you said you were sick of me, that we were all washed up?"]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46125.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46125.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 125: We Never Had Any Trouble</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>35:05</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["...in love!" continues Peggy.

"You hear that, Millie?" says Al. "I'm so old and decrepit, I've forgotten how it feels to want somebody!"

"Peggy didn't mean that," says Millie. "Did you, darling?"

"No," says Peggy. "I don't know what I do mean. It's just that everything has always been so perfect for you. You loved each other and you got married in a big church and you had a honeymoon in the South of France. You never had any trouble of any kind! So how can you possibly understand how it is with Fred and me?"

"We never had any trouble?" says Millie. She smiles at Al. "How many times have I told you I hated you and believed it in my heart? How many times have you said you were sick of me, that we were all washed up?"]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46125.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 124: You&#8217;re Gonna Do it with an Axe?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-124-youre-gonna-do-it-with-an-axe/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1078</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Only once," says Peggy. "Today. Oh, it was all perfectly respectable. But when we were saying goodbye, he... he took me in his arms and kissed me and... and I knew."

"You think a kiss from a smooth operator like Fred means anything?" says Al.

"You don't know him," says Peggy. "You don't know anything about what's inside him. Neither does she. His wife. That's probably what she thought - 'a smooth operator with money in his pockets.' But now he isn't smooth any longer, and she's lost interest."

"Whereas you're possessed of all the wisdom of the ages!" shouts Al. "You can see into the secret recesses of his innermost soul!"

"I can see because I love him," replies Peggy.

"So you're gonna break this marriage up," says Al. "Have you decided how? Are you gonna do it with an axe?"

"It's none of your business how I'm going to do it!" says Peggy. " You've forgotten what it's like to be - "]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Only once, says Peggy. Today. Oh, it was all perfectly respectable. But when we were saying goodbye, he... he took me in his arms and kissed me and... and I knew.

You think a kiss from a smooth operator like Fred means anything? says Al.

You dont know ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 124: You're Gonna Do it with an Axe?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Only once," says Peggy. "Today. Oh, it was all perfectly respectable. But when we were saying goodbye, he... he took me in his arms and kissed me and... and I knew."

"You think a kiss from a smooth operator like Fred means anything?" says Al.

"You don't know him," says Peggy. "You don't know anything about what's inside him. Neither does she. His wife. That's probably what she thought - 'a smooth operator with money in his pockets.' But now he isn't smooth any longer, and she's lost interest."

"Whereas you're possessed of all the wisdom of the ages!" shouts Al. "You can see into the secret recesses of his innermost soul!"

"I can see because I love him," replies Peggy.

"So you're gonna break this marriage up," says Al. "Have you decided how? Are you gonna do it with an axe?"

"It's none of your business how I'm going to do it!" says Peggy. " You've forgotten what it's like to be - "]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1078/minute-124-youre-gonna-do-it-with-an-axe.mp3" length="39902664" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Only once," says Peggy. "Today. Oh, it was all perfectly respectable. But when we were saying goodbye, he... he took me in his arms and kissed me and... and I knew."

"You think a kiss from a smooth operator like Fred means anything?" says Al.

"You don't know him," says Peggy. "You don't know anything about what's inside him. Neither does she. His wife. That's probably what she thought - 'a smooth operator with money in his pockets.' But now he isn't smooth any longer, and she's lost interest."

"Whereas you're possessed of all the wisdom of the ages!" shouts Al. "You can see into the secret recesses of his innermost soul!"

"I can see because I love him," replies Peggy.

"So you're gonna break this marriage up," says Al. "Have you decided how? Are you gonna do it with an axe?"

"It's none of your business how I'm going to do it!" says Peggy. " You've forgotten what it's like to be - "]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46124.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 124: You&#8217;re Gonna Do it with an Axe?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>41:19</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Only once," says Peggy. "Today. Oh, it was all perfectly respectable. But when we were saying goodbye, he... he took me in his arms and kissed me and... and I knew."

"You think a kiss from a smooth operator like Fred means anything?" says Al.

"You don't know him," says Peggy. "You don't know anything about what's inside him. Neither does she. His wife. That's probably what she thought - 'a smooth operator with money in his pockets.' But now he isn't smooth any longer, and she's lost interest."

"Whereas you're possessed of all the wisdom of the ages!" shouts Al. "You can see into the secret recesses of his innermost soul!"

"I can see because I love him," replies Peggy.

"So you're gonna break this marriage up," says Al. "Have you decided how? Are you gonna do it with an axe?"

"It's none of your business how I'm going to do it!" says Peggy. " You've forgotten what it's like to be - "]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46124.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 123: I&#8217;m Gonna Break that Marriage Up!</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-123-im-gonna-break-that-marriage-up/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1077</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["But you got plenty," says Al.

"I'll need them," says Peggy. "I've made up my mind."

"Good girl," says Al. Millie realizes that Al is missing what Peggy is saying.

"To do what?" asks Millie.

"I'm going to break that marriage up!" replies Peggy. "I can't stand seeing Fred tied
to a woman he doesn't love - - and who doesn't love him. It's horrible for him. It's humiliating, and it's killing his spirit. Somebody's got to help him."

"Are you sure he doesn't love her?" asks Millie.

"Of course I am," says Peggy.

"Did he tell you?" asks Millie. Peggy shakes her head.

"Did she?" asks Millie.

"No," says Peggy.

"So you just jumped to conclusions!" shouts Al.

"He doesn't love her. He hates her," says Peggy. "I know it. I know it."

"Who are you, God?" asks Al. "How did you get this power to interfere in people's lives?"

"Is Fred in love with you?" asks Millie.

"Yes," says Peggy.

"You've been seeing him?" asks Millie.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[But you got plenty, says Al.

Ill need them, says Peggy. Ive made up my mind.

Good girl, says Al. Millie realizes that Al is missing what Peggy is saying.

To do what? asks Millie.

Im going to break that marriage up! replies Peggy. I cant stand seeing ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 123: I'm Gonna Break that Marriage Up!]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["But you got plenty," says Al.

"I'll need them," says Peggy. "I've made up my mind."

"Good girl," says Al. Millie realizes that Al is missing what Peggy is saying.

"To do what?" asks Millie.

"I'm going to break that marriage up!" replies Peggy. "I can't stand seeing Fred tied
to a woman he doesn't love - - and who doesn't love him. It's horrible for him. It's humiliating, and it's killing his spirit. Somebody's got to help him."

"Are you sure he doesn't love her?" asks Millie.

"Of course I am," says Peggy.

"Did he tell you?" asks Millie. Peggy shakes her head.

"Did she?" asks Millie.

"No," says Peggy.

"So you just jumped to conclusions!" shouts Al.

"He doesn't love her. He hates her," says Peggy. "I know it. I know it."

"Who are you, God?" asks Al. "How did you get this power to interfere in people's lives?"

"Is Fred in love with you?" asks Millie.

"Yes," says Peggy.

"You've been seeing him?" asks Millie.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1077/minute-123-im-gonna-break-that-marriage-up.mp3" length="29936453" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["But you got plenty," says Al.

"I'll need them," says Peggy. "I've made up my mind."

"Good girl," says Al. Millie realizes that Al is missing what Peggy is saying.

"To do what?" asks Millie.

"I'm going to break that marriage up!" replies Peggy. "I can't stand seeing Fred tied
to a woman he doesn't love - - and who doesn't love him. It's horrible for him. It's humiliating, and it's killing his spirit. Somebody's got to help him."

"Are you sure he doesn't love her?" asks Millie.

"Of course I am," says Peggy.

"Did he tell you?" asks Millie. Peggy shakes her head.

"Did she?" asks Millie.

"No," says Peggy.

"So you just jumped to conclusions!" shouts Al.

"He doesn't love her. He hates her," says Peggy. "I know it. I know it."

"Who are you, God?" asks Al. "How did you get this power to interfere in people's lives?"

"Is Fred in love with you?" asks Millie.

"Yes," says Peggy.

"You've been seeing him?" asks Millie.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 123: I&#8217;m Gonna Break that Marriage Up!</title>
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	<itunes:duration>30:57</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["But you got plenty," says Al.

"I'll need them," says Peggy. "I've made up my mind."

"Good girl," says Al. Millie realizes that Al is missing what Peggy is saying.

"To do what?" asks Millie.

"I'm going to break that marriage up!" replies Peggy. "I can't stand seeing Fred tied
to a woman he doesn't love - - and who doesn't love him. It's horrible for him. It's humiliating, and it's killing his spirit. Somebody's got to help him."

"Are you sure he doesn't love her?" asks Millie.

"Of course I am," says Peggy.

"Did he tell you?" asks Millie. Peggy shakes her head.

"Did she?" asks Millie.

"No," says Peggy.

"So you just jumped to conclusions!" shouts Al.

"He doesn't love her. He hates her," says Peggy. "I know it. I know it."

"Who are you, God?" asks Al. "How did you get this power to interfere in people's lives?"

"Is Fred in love with you?" asks Millie.

"Yes," says Peggy.

"You've been seeing him?" asks Millie.]]></googleplay:description>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 122: We Want Four Copies, Honey</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-122-we-want-four-copies-honey/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA["We want four copies, honey," says Marie.

Back at the Stephenson home, Al is mixing a bromoseltzer while Millie talks to him.

"Mr Milton certainly acted enthusiastic about your speech," says Millie.

"Yeah, sure. That's how he acted, the old hypocrite," replies Al.

"Suppose he'll fire you in the morning?" asks Millie.

"No, he'll never do anything impetuous," says Al. "He'll back me up, till the next time I give a loan to some little guy. Then I'll have to fight it out again."

There's a knock at the bedroom door.

"Yes?" says Millie.

"It's me, Peggy," says Peggy.

"Oh, come in, darling," says Millie. "Did you have a good time?"

"Not very," replies Peggy.

"Ah, what's all this? Children's Hour?" says Al. He belches. "I beg your pardon."

"Well? What's she like?" asks Millie.

"I'm glad I went out with them," says Peggy. "Even though it was a disagreeable experience."

"It took guts, honey," says Al.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[We want four copies, honey, says Marie.

Back at the Stephenson home, Al is mixing a bromoseltzer while Millie talks to him.

Mr Milton certainly acted enthusiastic about your speech, says Millie.

Yeah, sure. Thats how he acted, the old hypocrite, repli]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 122: We Want Four Copies, Honey]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["We want four copies, honey," says Marie.

Back at the Stephenson home, Al is mixing a bromoseltzer while Millie talks to him.

"Mr Milton certainly acted enthusiastic about your speech," says Millie.

"Yeah, sure. That's how he acted, the old hypocrite," replies Al.

"Suppose he'll fire you in the morning?" asks Millie.

"No, he'll never do anything impetuous," says Al. "He'll back me up, till the next time I give a loan to some little guy. Then I'll have to fight it out again."

There's a knock at the bedroom door.

"Yes?" says Millie.

"It's me, Peggy," says Peggy.

"Oh, come in, darling," says Millie. "Did you have a good time?"

"Not very," replies Peggy.

"Ah, what's all this? Children's Hour?" says Al. He belches. "I beg your pardon."

"Well? What's she like?" asks Millie.

"I'm glad I went out with them," says Peggy. "Even though it was a disagreeable experience."

"It took guts, honey," says Al.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1076/minute-122-we-want-four-copies-honey.mp3" length="37172894" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["We want four copies, honey," says Marie.

Back at the Stephenson home, Al is mixing a bromoseltzer while Millie talks to him.

"Mr Milton certainly acted enthusiastic about your speech," says Millie.

"Yeah, sure. That's how he acted, the old hypocrite," replies Al.

"Suppose he'll fire you in the morning?" asks Millie.

"No, he'll never do anything impetuous," says Al. "He'll back me up, till the next time I give a loan to some little guy. Then I'll have to fight it out again."

There's a knock at the bedroom door.

"Yes?" says Millie.

"It's me, Peggy," says Peggy.

"Oh, come in, darling," says Millie. "Did you have a good time?"

"Not very," replies Peggy.

"Ah, what's all this? Children's Hour?" says Al. He belches. "I beg your pardon."

"Well? What's she like?" asks Millie.

"I'm glad I went out with them," says Peggy. "Even though it was a disagreeable experience."

"It took guts, honey," says Al.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 122: We Want Four Copies, Honey</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>38:29</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["We want four copies, honey," says Marie.

Back at the Stephenson home, Al is mixing a bromoseltzer while Millie talks to him.

"Mr Milton certainly acted enthusiastic about your speech," says Millie.

"Yeah, sure. That's how he acted, the old hypocrite," replies Al.

"Suppose he'll fire you in the morning?" asks Millie.

"No, he'll never do anything impetuous," says Al. "He'll back me up, till the next time I give a loan to some little guy. Then I'll have to fight it out again."

There's a knock at the bedroom door.

"Yes?" says Millie.

"It's me, Peggy," says Peggy.

"Oh, come in, darling," says Millie. "Did you have a good time?"

"Not very," replies Peggy.

"Ah, what's all this? Children's Hour?" says Al. He belches. "I beg your pardon."

"Well? What's she like?" asks Millie.

"I'm glad I went out with them," says Peggy. "Even though it was a disagreeable experience."

"It took guts, honey," says Al.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46122.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 121: You Could Use a Little More Makeup</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-121-you-could-use-a-little-more-makeup/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1075</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are in the Ladies' Lounge at the nightclub.

"He'll get something better!" says Peggy.

"Maybe in five years he'll draw fifty bucks," replies Marie. "You can't have happy marriages on that kind of dough." Marie turns to Peggy. "You know, Peggy, you're cute. But you could use a little more make-up. And get yourself a better hairdo. I'll give you the name of my hairdresser. Oh, but you've got nothing to worry about. You'll get Woody, and live happily ever after. It's in the bag!" Marie and Peggy get up to leave, tipping the lounge attendant.

"Thank you," says the attendant.

Later, at the nightclub table, Marie, Woody, Fred, and Peggy are jammed together as the photographer is about to take their picture.

"Now, everybody get in close together, put our arms around each other!" says Marie, orchestrating the scene. "Come on, Fred. I don't mind!" Fred puts his arm around Peggy.

"Ooh! Wait, I'll tell you when!" says Marie to the photographer. "Everybody, happy. Let's all be talking. What a marvellous party! We'll have to do this again!"

"OK, shoot the picture!" says Marie to the photographer.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are in the Ladies Lounge at the nightclub.

Hell get something better! says Peggy.

Maybe in five years hell draw fifty bucks, replies Marie. You cant have happy marriages on that kind of dough. Marie turns to Peggy. You know, Peggy, your]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 121: You Could Use a Little More Makeup]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are in the Ladies' Lounge at the nightclub.

"He'll get something better!" says Peggy.

"Maybe in five years he'll draw fifty bucks," replies Marie. "You can't have happy marriages on that kind of dough." Marie turns to Peggy. "You know, Peggy, you're cute. But you could use a little more make-up. And get yourself a better hairdo. I'll give you the name of my hairdresser. Oh, but you've got nothing to worry about. You'll get Woody, and live happily ever after. It's in the bag!" Marie and Peggy get up to leave, tipping the lounge attendant.

"Thank you," says the attendant.

Later, at the nightclub table, Marie, Woody, Fred, and Peggy are jammed together as the photographer is about to take their picture.

"Now, everybody get in close together, put our arms around each other!" says Marie, orchestrating the scene. "Come on, Fred. I don't mind!" Fred puts his arm around Peggy.

"Ooh! Wait, I'll tell you when!" says Marie to the photographer. "Everybody, happy. Let's all be talking. What a marvellous party! We'll have to do this again!"

"OK, shoot the picture!" says Marie to the photographer.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1075/minute-121-you-could-use-a-little-more-makeup.mp3" length="26841775" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are in the Ladies' Lounge at the nightclub.

"He'll get something better!" says Peggy.

"Maybe in five years he'll draw fifty bucks," replies Marie. "You can't have happy marriages on that kind of dough." Marie turns to Peggy. "You know, Peggy, you're cute. But you could use a little more make-up. And get yourself a better hairdo. I'll give you the name of my hairdresser. Oh, but you've got nothing to worry about. You'll get Woody, and live happily ever after. It's in the bag!" Marie and Peggy get up to leave, tipping the lounge attendant.

"Thank you," says the attendant.

Later, at the nightclub table, Marie, Woody, Fred, and Peggy are jammed together as the photographer is about to take their picture.

"Now, everybody get in close together, put our arms around each other!" says Marie, orchestrating the scene. "Come on, Fred. I don't mind!" Fred puts his arm around Peggy.

"Ooh! Wait, I'll tell you when!" says Marie to the photographer. "Everybody, happy. Let's all be talking. What a marvellous party! We'll have to do this again!"

"OK, shoot the picture!" says Marie to the photographer.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 121: You Could Use a Little More Makeup</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>27:43</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are in the Ladies' Lounge at the nightclub.

"He'll get something better!" says Peggy.

"Maybe in five years he'll draw fifty bucks," replies Marie. "You can't have happy marriages on that kind of dough." Marie turns to Peggy. "You know, Peggy, you're cute. But you could use a little more make-up. And get yourself a better hairdo. I'll give you the name of my hairdresser. Oh, but you've got nothing to worry about. You'll get Woody, and live happily ever after. It's in the bag!" Marie and Peggy get up to leave, tipping the lounge attendant.

"Thank you," says the attendant.

Later, at the nightclub table, Marie, Woody, Fred, and Peggy are jammed together as the photographer is about to take their picture.

"Now, everybody get in close together, put our arms around each other!" says Marie, orchestrating the scene. "Come on, Fred. I don't mind!" Fred puts his arm around Peggy.

"Ooh! Wait, I'll tell you when!" says Marie to the photographer. "Everybody, happy. Let's all b]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 120: I&#8217;m Speaking From Experience</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-120-im-speaking-from-experience/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1074</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are seated at the makeup counter in the ladies' lounge. Marie dumps out a bag of toiletries on the countertop.

"Gee, Woody's a cute boy!" says Marie.

"He's a lot of fun," agrees Peggy.

"He's got dough, too," says Marie. "His family owns half the city. He has a terrific yen for you! I don't want to butt into your affairs, but if you take my advice, you'll grab Woody!"

"Woody and I are good friends," says Peggy, "but there's no romance."

"Never mind the romantic part," sats Marie. "That takes care of itself. I speak from experience. They'll tell you money isn't everything? Maybe it isn't but, boy, how it helps!While Fred was away, I was drawing over $500 a month! I mean, from his army pay and the job I had. Now the two of us gotta live on what Fred gets from the drugstore: $32.50 a week! Poor Fred. Bet you think he's a sourpuss. He didn't used to be that way, though. Army's had an awful effect on him. Knocked all the life out of him!"

"Fred isn't going to be satisfied with that job at the drugstore," says Peggy.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are seated at the makeup counter in the ladies lounge. Marie dumps out a bag of toiletries on the countertop.

Gee, Woodys a cute boy! says Marie.

Hes a lot of fun, agrees Peggy.

Hes got dough, too, says Marie. His family owns half the ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 120: I'm Speaking From Experience]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are seated at the makeup counter in the ladies' lounge. Marie dumps out a bag of toiletries on the countertop.

"Gee, Woody's a cute boy!" says Marie.

"He's a lot of fun," agrees Peggy.

"He's got dough, too," says Marie. "His family owns half the city. He has a terrific yen for you! I don't want to butt into your affairs, but if you take my advice, you'll grab Woody!"

"Woody and I are good friends," says Peggy, "but there's no romance."

"Never mind the romantic part," sats Marie. "That takes care of itself. I speak from experience. They'll tell you money isn't everything? Maybe it isn't but, boy, how it helps!While Fred was away, I was drawing over $500 a month! I mean, from his army pay and the job I had. Now the two of us gotta live on what Fred gets from the drugstore: $32.50 a week! Poor Fred. Bet you think he's a sourpuss. He didn't used to be that way, though. Army's had an awful effect on him. Knocked all the life out of him!"

"Fred isn't going to be satisfied with that job at the drugstore," says Peggy.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1074/minute-120-im-speaking-from-experience.mp3" length="42571986" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are seated at the makeup counter in the ladies' lounge. Marie dumps out a bag of toiletries on the countertop.

"Gee, Woody's a cute boy!" says Marie.

"He's a lot of fun," agrees Peggy.

"He's got dough, too," says Marie. "His family owns half the city. He has a terrific yen for you! I don't want to butt into your affairs, but if you take my advice, you'll grab Woody!"

"Woody and I are good friends," says Peggy, "but there's no romance."

"Never mind the romantic part," sats Marie. "That takes care of itself. I speak from experience. They'll tell you money isn't everything? Maybe it isn't but, boy, how it helps!While Fred was away, I was drawing over $500 a month! I mean, from his army pay and the job I had. Now the two of us gotta live on what Fred gets from the drugstore: $32.50 a week! Poor Fred. Bet you think he's a sourpuss. He didn't used to be that way, though. Army's had an awful effect on him. Knocked all the life out of him!"

"Fred isn't going to be satisfied with that job at the drugstore," says Peggy.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46120.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 120: I&#8217;m Speaking From Experience</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>44:07</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peggy and Marie are seated at the makeup counter in the ladies' lounge. Marie dumps out a bag of toiletries on the countertop.

"Gee, Woody's a cute boy!" says Marie.

"He's a lot of fun," agrees Peggy.

"He's got dough, too," says Marie. "His family owns half the city. He has a terrific yen for you! I don't want to butt into your affairs, but if you take my advice, you'll grab Woody!"

"Woody and I are good friends," says Peggy, "but there's no romance."

"Never mind the romantic part," sats Marie. "That takes care of itself. I speak from experience. They'll tell you money isn't everything? Maybe it isn't but, boy, how it helps!While Fred was away, I was drawing over $500 a month! I mean, from his army pay and the job I had. Now the two of us gotta live on what Fred gets from the drugstore: $32.50 a week! Poor Fred. Bet you think he's a sourpuss. He didn't used to be that way, though. Army's had an awful effect on him. Knocked all the life out of him!"

"Fred isn't going to be satisf]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 119: Pay No Attention to the Sign</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-119-pay-no-attention-to-the-sign/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1073</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["But it did happen," said Fred. "It had to happen. And if we go on seeing each other, Peggy,
it'll happen again."

Later, the jazz singer belts out "Be-bop a-ree-bop" as Marie makes her way across the crowded dance floor with Peggy.

"Excuse us," says Marie. "Excuse me. Excuse me." Marie spots the club photographer. "We want to have a picture taken in a few minutes."

"Fine," says the photographer. "I'll be here."

"Excuse me," says Marie, continuing past the crowd.

"Hello, Marie," says Cliff, a local bar patron smiling at Marie.

"Good evening," says Marie, haughtily. Marie turns to Peggy. "You got to watch yourself," says Marie. "More wolves!"

"I know," nods Peggy. They arrive at a door marked "Ladies."

"I'd pay no attention to the sign," laughs Marie. "Go right in!"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[But it did happen, said Fred. It had to happen. And if we go on seeing each other, Peggy,
itll happen again.

Later, the jazz singer belts out Be-bop a-ree-bop as Marie makes her way across the crowded dance floor with Peggy.

Excuse us, says Marie. Excu]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 119: Pay No Attention to the Sign]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["But it did happen," said Fred. "It had to happen. And if we go on seeing each other, Peggy,
it'll happen again."

Later, the jazz singer belts out "Be-bop a-ree-bop" as Marie makes her way across the crowded dance floor with Peggy.

"Excuse us," says Marie. "Excuse me. Excuse me." Marie spots the club photographer. "We want to have a picture taken in a few minutes."

"Fine," says the photographer. "I'll be here."

"Excuse me," says Marie, continuing past the crowd.

"Hello, Marie," says Cliff, a local bar patron smiling at Marie.

"Good evening," says Marie, haughtily. Marie turns to Peggy. "You got to watch yourself," says Marie. "More wolves!"

"I know," nods Peggy. They arrive at a door marked "Ladies."

"I'd pay no attention to the sign," laughs Marie. "Go right in!"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1073/minute-119-pay-no-attention-to-the-sign.mp3" length="29863943" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["But it did happen," said Fred. "It had to happen. And if we go on seeing each other, Peggy,
it'll happen again."

Later, the jazz singer belts out "Be-bop a-ree-bop" as Marie makes her way across the crowded dance floor with Peggy.

"Excuse us," says Marie. "Excuse me. Excuse me." Marie spots the club photographer. "We want to have a picture taken in a few minutes."

"Fine," says the photographer. "I'll be here."

"Excuse me," says Marie, continuing past the crowd.

"Hello, Marie," says Cliff, a local bar patron smiling at Marie.

"Good evening," says Marie, haughtily. Marie turns to Peggy. "You got to watch yourself," says Marie. "More wolves!"

"I know," nods Peggy. They arrive at a door marked "Ladies."

"I'd pay no attention to the sign," laughs Marie. "Go right in!"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46119.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 119: Pay No Attention to the Sign</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>30:53</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["But it did happen," said Fred. "It had to happen. And if we go on seeing each other, Peggy,
it'll happen again."

Later, the jazz singer belts out "Be-bop a-ree-bop" as Marie makes her way across the crowded dance floor with Peggy.

"Excuse us," says Marie. "Excuse me. Excuse me." Marie spots the club photographer. "We want to have a picture taken in a few minutes."

"Fine," says the photographer. "I'll be here."

"Excuse me," says Marie, continuing past the crowd.

"Hello, Marie," says Cliff, a local bar patron smiling at Marie.

"Good evening," says Marie, haughtily. Marie turns to Peggy. "You got to watch yourself," says Marie. "More wolves!"

"I know," nods Peggy. They arrive at a door marked "Ladies."

"I'd pay no attention to the sign," laughs Marie. "Go right in!"]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46119.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 118: They Just Don&#8217;t Like Each Other</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-118-they-just-dont-like-each-other/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1072</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["You're irresistible," says Peggy to Woody.

"Then why do you go on resisting me?" asks Woody. All marriages don't have to be like that one."

"Which one?" asks Peggy.

"Your friends, Fred and Marie," replies Woody.

"What's wrong with their marriage?" asks Peggy.

"Nothing, except one slight detail," says Woody. "They just don't like each other."

Fred and Marie return to the table.

"It's murder on the dance floor. It's awful!" says Marie.

"You don't wanna dance any more?" asks Woody.

"Love to!" says Marie. She turns to Peggy. "You don't mind if I borrow him?"

"No, not at all," says Peggy. Marie and Woody head for the dance floor.

"Why did you do this, Peggy?" asks Fred.

"Do what?" asks Peggy. "What do you mean?"

"Calling up Marie," says Fred. "And going out like this. Together."

"I did it deliberately," says Peggy.

"Why?" asks Fred.

"To prove to myself that what happened this afternoon didn't really happen," says Peggy.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Youre irresistible, says Peggy to Woody.

Then why do you go on resisting me? asks Woody. All marriages dont have to be like that one.

Which one? asks Peggy.

Your friends, Fred and Marie, replies Woody.

Whats wrong with their marriage? asks Peggy.

No]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 118: They Just Don't Like Each Other]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["You're irresistible," says Peggy to Woody.

"Then why do you go on resisting me?" asks Woody. All marriages don't have to be like that one."

"Which one?" asks Peggy.

"Your friends, Fred and Marie," replies Woody.

"What's wrong with their marriage?" asks Peggy.

"Nothing, except one slight detail," says Woody. "They just don't like each other."

Fred and Marie return to the table.

"It's murder on the dance floor. It's awful!" says Marie.

"You don't wanna dance any more?" asks Woody.

"Love to!" says Marie. She turns to Peggy. "You don't mind if I borrow him?"

"No, not at all," says Peggy. Marie and Woody head for the dance floor.

"Why did you do this, Peggy?" asks Fred.

"Do what?" asks Peggy. "What do you mean?"

"Calling up Marie," says Fred. "And going out like this. Together."

"I did it deliberately," says Peggy.

"Why?" asks Fred.

"To prove to myself that what happened this afternoon didn't really happen," says Peggy.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1072/minute-118-they-just-dont-like-each-other.mp3" length="32520047" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["You're irresistible," says Peggy to Woody.

"Then why do you go on resisting me?" asks Woody. All marriages don't have to be like that one."

"Which one?" asks Peggy.

"Your friends, Fred and Marie," replies Woody.

"What's wrong with their marriage?" asks Peggy.

"Nothing, except one slight detail," says Woody. "They just don't like each other."

Fred and Marie return to the table.

"It's murder on the dance floor. It's awful!" says Marie.

"You don't wanna dance any more?" asks Woody.

"Love to!" says Marie. She turns to Peggy. "You don't mind if I borrow him?"

"No, not at all," says Peggy. Marie and Woody head for the dance floor.

"Why did you do this, Peggy?" asks Fred.

"Do what?" asks Peggy. "What do you mean?"

"Calling up Marie," says Fred. "And going out like this. Together."

"I did it deliberately," says Peggy.

"Why?" asks Fred.

"To prove to myself that what happened this afternoon didn't really happen," says Peggy.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46118.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 118: They Just Don&#8217;t Like Each Other</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>33:39</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["You're irresistible," says Peggy to Woody.

"Then why do you go on resisting me?" asks Woody. All marriages don't have to be like that one."

"Which one?" asks Peggy.

"Your friends, Fred and Marie," replies Woody.

"What's wrong with their marriage?" asks Peggy.

"Nothing, except one slight detail," says Woody. "They just don't like each other."

Fred and Marie return to the table.

"It's murder on the dance floor. It's awful!" says Marie.

"You don't wanna dance any more?" asks Woody.

"Love to!" says Marie. She turns to Peggy. "You don't mind if I borrow him?"

"No, not at all," says Peggy. Marie and Woody head for the dance floor.

"Why did you do this, Peggy?" asks Fred.

"Do what?" asks Peggy. "What do you mean?"

"Calling up Marie," says Fred. "And going out like this. Together."

"I did it deliberately," says Peggy.

"Why?" asks Fred.

"To prove to myself that what happened this afternoon didn't really happen," says Peggy.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46118.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 117: Anyway, We Can&#8217;t Fall Down</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-117-anyway-we-cant-fall-down/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1071</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Woody, I can't take it any more," says Peggy to Woody. "Let's sit down."

"We can't get out," says Woody. "I'm trapped!" A woman dancing next to Woody waves her elbow in his face. "How do you do?" says Woody, followed by, "Ow!" as she strikes him on the jaw.

"Pardon!" says Woody, sarcastically. "Well, anyway, we can't fall down."

A waiter asks, "Is that table satisfactory?"

"Oh it's fine," says a customer.

Marie and Fred dance. Marie is smiling and happy. Fred is grim-faced and looking around the room.

"Oh, I can't understand it," says Woody.

"What?" asks Peggy.

"Why you're not mad about me," replies Woody. "I think I'm attractive."

"You are," says Peggy.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Woody, I cant take it any more, says Peggy to Woody. Lets sit down.

We cant get out, says Woody. Im trapped! A woman dancing next to Woody waves her elbow in his face. How do you do? says Woody, followed by, Ow! as she strikes him on the jaw.

Pardon! s]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 117: Anyway, We Can't Fall Down]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Woody, I can't take it any more," says Peggy to Woody. "Let's sit down."

"We can't get out," says Woody. "I'm trapped!" A woman dancing next to Woody waves her elbow in his face. "How do you do?" says Woody, followed by, "Ow!" as she strikes him on the jaw.

"Pardon!" says Woody, sarcastically. "Well, anyway, we can't fall down."

A waiter asks, "Is that table satisfactory?"

"Oh it's fine," says a customer.

Marie and Fred dance. Marie is smiling and happy. Fred is grim-faced and looking around the room.

"Oh, I can't understand it," says Woody.

"What?" asks Peggy.

"Why you're not mad about me," replies Woody. "I think I'm attractive."

"You are," says Peggy.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1071/minute-117-anyway-we-cant-fall-down.mp3" length="27255852" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Woody, I can't take it any more," says Peggy to Woody. "Let's sit down."

"We can't get out," says Woody. "I'm trapped!" A woman dancing next to Woody waves her elbow in his face. "How do you do?" says Woody, followed by, "Ow!" as she strikes him on the jaw.

"Pardon!" says Woody, sarcastically. "Well, anyway, we can't fall down."

A waiter asks, "Is that table satisfactory?"

"Oh it's fine," says a customer.

Marie and Fred dance. Marie is smiling and happy. Fred is grim-faced and looking around the room.

"Oh, I can't understand it," says Woody.

"What?" asks Peggy.

"Why you're not mad about me," replies Woody. "I think I'm attractive."

"You are," says Peggy.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46117.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 117: Anyway, We Can&#8217;t Fall Down</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>28:10</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Woody, I can't take it any more," says Peggy to Woody. "Let's sit down."

"We can't get out," says Woody. "I'm trapped!" A woman dancing next to Woody waves her elbow in his face. "How do you do?" says Woody, followed by, "Ow!" as she strikes him on the jaw.

"Pardon!" says Woody, sarcastically. "Well, anyway, we can't fall down."

A waiter asks, "Is that table satisfactory?"

"Oh it's fine," says a customer.

Marie and Fred dance. Marie is smiling and happy. Fred is grim-faced and looking around the room.

"Oh, I can't understand it," says Woody.

"What?" asks Peggy.

"Why you're not mad about me," replies Woody. "I think I'm attractive."

"You are," says Peggy.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46117.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 116: Humorous Anecdotes</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-116-humorous-anecdotes/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1070</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["And now, in conclusion, I'd like to tell you a humorous anecdote," says Al. "I know several humorous anecdotes, but I can't think of any way to clean 'em up!"

There's a ripple of nervous laughter with his audience.

"So, I'll only say this much," continues Al. "I love the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. Some say that the bank is suffering from hardening of the arteries and of the heart. I refuse to listen to such radical talk. I say that our bank is alive, it's generous, it's... it's human! And we're going to have such a line of customers seeking and getting small loans that people will think we're gambling with the depositors' money. And we will be! We'll be gambling on the future of this country."

"I thank you," says Al, and turns to shake Mr. Milton's hand. Millie hugs Al as the applause continues.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[And now, in conclusion, Id like to tell you a humorous anecdote, says Al. I know several humorous anecdotes, but I cant think of any way to clean em up!

Theres a ripple of nervous laughter with his audience.

So, Ill only say this much, continues Al. I ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 116: Humorous Anecdotes]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["And now, in conclusion, I'd like to tell you a humorous anecdote," says Al. "I know several humorous anecdotes, but I can't think of any way to clean 'em up!"

There's a ripple of nervous laughter with his audience.

"So, I'll only say this much," continues Al. "I love the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. Some say that the bank is suffering from hardening of the arteries and of the heart. I refuse to listen to such radical talk. I say that our bank is alive, it's generous, it's... it's human! And we're going to have such a line of customers seeking and getting small loans that people will think we're gambling with the depositors' money. And we will be! We'll be gambling on the future of this country."

"I thank you," says Al, and turns to shake Mr. Milton's hand. Millie hugs Al as the applause continues.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1070/minute-116-humorous-anecdotes.mp3" length="19173783" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["And now, in conclusion, I'd like to tell you a humorous anecdote," says Al. "I know several humorous anecdotes, but I can't think of any way to clean 'em up!"

There's a ripple of nervous laughter with his audience.

"So, I'll only say this much," continues Al. "I love the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. Some say that the bank is suffering from hardening of the arteries and of the heart. I refuse to listen to such radical talk. I say that our bank is alive, it's generous, it's... it's human! And we're going to have such a line of customers seeking and getting small loans that people will think we're gambling with the depositors' money. And we will be! We'll be gambling on the future of this country."

"I thank you," says Al, and turns to shake Mr. Milton's hand. Millie hugs Al as the applause continues.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46116.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 116: Humorous Anecdotes</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:44</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["And now, in conclusion, I'd like to tell you a humorous anecdote," says Al. "I know several humorous anecdotes, but I can't think of any way to clean 'em up!"

There's a ripple of nervous laughter with his audience.

"So, I'll only say this much," continues Al. "I love the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. Some say that the bank is suffering from hardening of the arteries and of the heart. I refuse to listen to such radical talk. I say that our bank is alive, it's generous, it's... it's human! And we're going to have such a line of customers seeking and getting small loans that people will think we're gambling with the depositors' money. And we will be! We'll be gambling on the future of this country."

"I thank you," says Al, and turns to shake Mr. Milton's hand. Millie hugs Al as the applause continues.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46116.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 115: No Collateral, No Hill</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-115-no-collateral-no-hill/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1069</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Al explains that his military experience "is due primarily to my previous training in the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. The knowledge I acquired in the good old bank I applied to my problems in the infantry."

"For instance," continues Al. "One day in Okinawa, a major says 'You see that hill?'

"I said 'Yes, sir. I see it.'"

"'All right,' he said. 'You and your platoon will attack said hill and take it.'"

"So I said 'But that operation involves considerable risk! We haven't sufficient collateral.'"

"'I'm aware of that', said the major, but you are the guys who are going to take it.'"

"So I said to him 'I'm sorry, Major. No collateral, no hill.'"

"So we didn't take the hill, and we lost the war. Uh, I think that little story has considerable significance. But I've... I've forgotten what it is."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al explains that his military experience is due primarily to my previous training in the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. The knowledge I acquired in the good old bank I applied to my problems in the infantry.

For instance, continues Al. One day in Okin]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 115: No Collateral, No Hill]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Al explains that his military experience "is due primarily to my previous training in the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. The knowledge I acquired in the good old bank I applied to my problems in the infantry."

"For instance," continues Al. "One day in Okinawa, a major says 'You see that hill?'

"I said 'Yes, sir. I see it.'"

"'All right,' he said. 'You and your platoon will attack said hill and take it.'"

"So I said 'But that operation involves considerable risk! We haven't sufficient collateral.'"

"'I'm aware of that', said the major, but you are the guys who are going to take it.'"

"So I said to him 'I'm sorry, Major. No collateral, no hill.'"

"So we didn't take the hill, and we lost the war. Uh, I think that little story has considerable significance. But I've... I've forgotten what it is."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1069/minute-115-no-collateral-no-hill.mp3" length="17604332" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al explains that his military experience "is due primarily to my previous training in the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. The knowledge I acquired in the good old bank I applied to my problems in the infantry."

"For instance," continues Al. "One day in Okinawa, a major says 'You see that hill?'

"I said 'Yes, sir. I see it.'"

"'All right,' he said. 'You and your platoon will attack said hill and take it.'"

"So I said 'But that operation involves considerable risk! We haven't sufficient collateral.'"

"'I'm aware of that', said the major, but you are the guys who are going to take it.'"

"So I said to him 'I'm sorry, Major. No collateral, no hill.'"

"So we didn't take the hill, and we lost the war. Uh, I think that little story has considerable significance. But I've... I've forgotten what it is."]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46115.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46115.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 115: No Collateral, No Hill</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>18:06</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al explains that his military experience "is due primarily to my previous training in the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. The knowledge I acquired in the good old bank I applied to my problems in the infantry."

"For instance," continues Al. "One day in Okinawa, a major says 'You see that hill?'

"I said 'Yes, sir. I see it.'"

"'All right,' he said. 'You and your platoon will attack said hill and take it.'"

"So I said 'But that operation involves considerable risk! We haven't sufficient collateral.'"

"'I'm aware of that', said the major, but you are the guys who are going to take it.'"

"So I said to him 'I'm sorry, Major. No collateral, no hill.'"

"So we didn't take the hill, and we lost the war. Uh, I think that little story has considerable significance. But I've... I've forgotten what it is."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46115.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 114: Our Country Stands Where it Stands Today</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-114-our-country-stands-where-it-stands-today/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1068</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Al turns to the waiter, who is pouring Al a drink.

"Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle down right here," says Al to the waiter. "Save yourself quite a number of trips."

"Good old Al!" laughs Mister Milton.

"I'm glad to see you've all pulled through so well," continues Al, addressing the crowd. "As Mr Milton so perfectly expressed it, our country stands today...where it stands today. Wherever that is. I'm sure you'd all agree with me if I said that now's the time to stop this nonsense, face facts, get down to brass tacks, forget about the war, and go fishing. But I'm not gonna say it. I'm just going to sum the whole thing up in one word."

Millie clears her throat, loudly.

My wife doesn't think I'd better sum it up in that one word. The reason for my success as a sergeant is due primarily -"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al turns to the waiter, who is pouring Al a drink.

Perhaps itd be a good idea if you just put that bottle down right here, says Al to the waiter. Save yourself quite a number of trips.

Good old Al! laughs Mister Milton.

Im glad to see youve all pulled]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 114: Our Country Stands Where it Stands Today]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Al turns to the waiter, who is pouring Al a drink.

"Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle down right here," says Al to the waiter. "Save yourself quite a number of trips."

"Good old Al!" laughs Mister Milton.

"I'm glad to see you've all pulled through so well," continues Al, addressing the crowd. "As Mr Milton so perfectly expressed it, our country stands today...where it stands today. Wherever that is. I'm sure you'd all agree with me if I said that now's the time to stop this nonsense, face facts, get down to brass tacks, forget about the war, and go fishing. But I'm not gonna say it. I'm just going to sum the whole thing up in one word."

Millie clears her throat, loudly.

My wife doesn't think I'd better sum it up in that one word. The reason for my success as a sergeant is due primarily -"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1068/minute-114-our-country-stands-where-it-stands-today.mp3" length="23632557" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al turns to the waiter, who is pouring Al a drink.

"Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle down right here," says Al to the waiter. "Save yourself quite a number of trips."

"Good old Al!" laughs Mister Milton.

"I'm glad to see you've all pulled through so well," continues Al, addressing the crowd. "As Mr Milton so perfectly expressed it, our country stands today...where it stands today. Wherever that is. I'm sure you'd all agree with me if I said that now's the time to stop this nonsense, face facts, get down to brass tacks, forget about the war, and go fishing. But I'm not gonna say it. I'm just going to sum the whole thing up in one word."

Millie clears her throat, loudly.

My wife doesn't think I'd better sum it up in that one word. The reason for my success as a sergeant is due primarily -"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46114.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 114: Our Country Stands Where it Stands Today</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>24:23</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al turns to the waiter, who is pouring Al a drink.

"Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle down right here," says Al to the waiter. "Save yourself quite a number of trips."

"Good old Al!" laughs Mister Milton.

"I'm glad to see you've all pulled through so well," continues Al, addressing the crowd. "As Mr Milton so perfectly expressed it, our country stands today...where it stands today. Wherever that is. I'm sure you'd all agree with me if I said that now's the time to stop this nonsense, face facts, get down to brass tacks, forget about the war, and go fishing. But I'm not gonna say it. I'm just going to sum the whole thing up in one word."

Millie clears her throat, loudly.

My wife doesn't think I'd better sum it up in that one word. The reason for my success as a sergeant is due primarily -"]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46114.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 113: Don&#8217;t Be a Bore</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-113-dont-be-a-bore/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1067</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Woody Merrill downs his drink, and then puts his arm around Peggy's waist.

"Hello, Peggy!" says Woody.

"Oh, Woody," says Peggy, "Don't be a bore." She puts on her evening wrap. Woody kisses her. "Come on, we'll be late!" she says.

The scene dissolves to the Union Club dinner. Mister Milton and members of the bank are seated at a table with Millie and Al.

"Our country must stand today where it has already stood," says Mr. Milton, reading from a notecard, "A citadel of individual initiative! The land of unlimited opportunity - for all!" Everyone applauds.

"It is peculiarly appropriate," continues Mr. Milton, "that we meet here tonight to honor one who has valiantly fought for that freedom. Ladies and gentlemen: we greet our friend and our co-worker, our hero, Al Stephenson!"

Al knocks back another drink. The audience applauds. Milly rolls her eyes and marks the fourth drink of Al's evening with a fork on the tablecloth.

Al stands as the applause dies down. "Ladies and gentlemen," Al begins, "I'm very happy to be here. In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere. In fact, I'm very happy!" Mister Milton laughs nervously. The waiter tops off Al's drink.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Woody Merrill downs his drink, and then puts his arm around Peggys waist.

Hello, Peggy! says Woody.

Oh, Woody, says Peggy, Dont be a bore. She puts on her evening wrap. Woody kisses her. Come on, well be late! she says.

The scene dissolves to the Unio]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 113: Don't Be a Bore]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Woody Merrill downs his drink, and then puts his arm around Peggy's waist.

"Hello, Peggy!" says Woody.

"Oh, Woody," says Peggy, "Don't be a bore." She puts on her evening wrap. Woody kisses her. "Come on, we'll be late!" she says.

The scene dissolves to the Union Club dinner. Mister Milton and members of the bank are seated at a table with Millie and Al.

"Our country must stand today where it has already stood," says Mr. Milton, reading from a notecard, "A citadel of individual initiative! The land of unlimited opportunity - for all!" Everyone applauds.

"It is peculiarly appropriate," continues Mr. Milton, "that we meet here tonight to honor one who has valiantly fought for that freedom. Ladies and gentlemen: we greet our friend and our co-worker, our hero, Al Stephenson!"

Al knocks back another drink. The audience applauds. Milly rolls her eyes and marks the fourth drink of Al's evening with a fork on the tablecloth.

Al stands as the applause dies down. "Ladies and gentlemen," Al begins, "I'm very happy to be here. In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere. In fact, I'm very happy!" Mister Milton laughs nervously. The waiter tops off Al's drink.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Woody Merrill downs his drink, and then puts his arm around Peggy's waist.

"Hello, Peggy!" says Woody.

"Oh, Woody," says Peggy, "Don't be a bore." She puts on her evening wrap. Woody kisses her. "Come on, we'll be late!" she says.

The scene dissolves to the Union Club dinner. Mister Milton and members of the bank are seated at a table with Millie and Al.

"Our country must stand today where it has already stood," says Mr. Milton, reading from a notecard, "A citadel of individual initiative! The land of unlimited opportunity - for all!" Everyone applauds.

"It is peculiarly appropriate," continues Mr. Milton, "that we meet here tonight to honor one who has valiantly fought for that freedom. Ladies and gentlemen: we greet our friend and our co-worker, our hero, Al Stephenson!"

Al knocks back another drink. The audience applauds. Milly rolls her eyes and marks the fourth drink of Al's evening with a fork on the tablecloth.

Al stands as the applause dies down. "Ladies and gentlemen," Al begins, "I'm very happy to be here. In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere. In fact, I'm very happy!" Mister Milton laughs nervously. The waiter tops off Al's drink.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Woody Merrill downs his drink, and then puts his arm around Peggy's waist.

"Hello, Peggy!" says Woody.

"Oh, Woody," says Peggy, "Don't be a bore." She puts on her evening wrap. Woody kisses her. "Come on, we'll be late!" she says.

The scene dissolves to the Union Club dinner. Mister Milton and members of the bank are seated at a table with Millie and Al.

"Our country must stand today where it has already stood," says Mr. Milton, reading from a notecard, "A citadel of individual initiative! The land of unlimited opportunity - for all!" Everyone applauds.

"It is peculiarly appropriate," continues Mr. Milton, "that we meet here tonight to honor one who has valiantly fought for that freedom. Ladies and gentlemen: we greet our friend and our co-worker, our hero, Al Stephenson!"

Al knocks back another drink. The audience applauds. Milly rolls her eyes and marks the fourth drink of Al's evening with a fork on the tablecloth.

Al stands as the applause dies down. "Ladies and gentlemen,"]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 112: A Very Healthy Effect</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-112-a-very-healthy-effect/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA["I think it ought to have a very healthy effect on me," says Peggy. "Once I get to know her...  well, I'm sure I'll stop being silly about the whole thing."

The doorbell buzzes.

"Oh," says Peggy, leaving to answer the door. Al turns to Millie.

"We don't need to worry about that child," says Al. "She can take care of herself."

"That's what she thinks," says Millie.

Woody Merrill enters. "Good evening, Mrs. Stephenson," says Woody.

"Good evening!" says Millie.

"You know my father," says Peggy. Al pours a drink.

"Mister Stephenson," says Woody, shaking Al's hand. Al passes a drink to Woody.

"Nice to see you again, Merrill," says Al. "Have a drink?"

"Thank you," says Woody.

"I've, uh, I've played a lot of golf with your father," says Al.

"Yes, I know," says Woody. "Have you been out to the club since you've got back?"

"No," says Al. "Haven't had a chance."

"Come on, Al, we'll be late," says Millie.

"Right, dear," says Al. He follows her out of the room.

"Bye," says Peggy.

"Good night!" says Woody.

"Well, have a good time, children," says Al.

"Thank you," says Woody.

"Give, uh, my best to Fred," says Al to Peggy.

From down the hallway, Millie, shouts, "Al, come on!"

"Yes, Mister Milton!" replies Al. He grabs his hat from a table, and he and Millie leave.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I think it ought to have a very healthy effect on me, says Peggy. Once I get to know her...  well, Im sure Ill stop being silly about the whole thing.

The doorbell buzzes.

Oh, says Peggy, leaving to answer the door. Al turns to Millie.

We dont need to]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 112: A Very Healthy Effect]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["I think it ought to have a very healthy effect on me," says Peggy. "Once I get to know her...  well, I'm sure I'll stop being silly about the whole thing."

The doorbell buzzes.

"Oh," says Peggy, leaving to answer the door. Al turns to Millie.

"We don't need to worry about that child," says Al. "She can take care of herself."

"That's what she thinks," says Millie.

Woody Merrill enters. "Good evening, Mrs. Stephenson," says Woody.

"Good evening!" says Millie.

"You know my father," says Peggy. Al pours a drink.

"Mister Stephenson," says Woody, shaking Al's hand. Al passes a drink to Woody.

"Nice to see you again, Merrill," says Al. "Have a drink?"

"Thank you," says Woody.

"I've, uh, I've played a lot of golf with your father," says Al.

"Yes, I know," says Woody. "Have you been out to the club since you've got back?"

"No," says Al. "Haven't had a chance."

"Come on, Al, we'll be late," says Millie.

"Right, dear," says Al. He follows her out of the room.

"Bye," says Peggy.

"Good night!" says Woody.

"Well, have a good time, children," says Al.

"Thank you," says Woody.

"Give, uh, my best to Fred," says Al to Peggy.

From down the hallway, Millie, shouts, "Al, come on!"

"Yes, Mister Milton!" replies Al. He grabs his hat from a table, and he and Millie leave.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["I think it ought to have a very healthy effect on me," says Peggy. "Once I get to know her...  well, I'm sure I'll stop being silly about the whole thing."

The doorbell buzzes.

"Oh," says Peggy, leaving to answer the door. Al turns to Millie.

"We don't need to worry about that child," says Al. "She can take care of herself."

"That's what she thinks," says Millie.

Woody Merrill enters. "Good evening, Mrs. Stephenson," says Woody.

"Good evening!" says Millie.

"You know my father," says Peggy. Al pours a drink.

"Mister Stephenson," says Woody, shaking Al's hand. Al passes a drink to Woody.

"Nice to see you again, Merrill," says Al. "Have a drink?"

"Thank you," says Woody.

"I've, uh, I've played a lot of golf with your father," says Al.

"Yes, I know," says Woody. "Have you been out to the club since you've got back?"

"No," says Al. "Haven't had a chance."

"Come on, Al, we'll be late," says Millie.

"Right, dear," says Al. He follows her out of the room.

"Bye," says Peggy.

"Good night!" says Woody.

"Well, have a good time, children," says Al.

"Thank you," says Woody.

"Give, uh, my best to Fred," says Al to Peggy.

From down the hallway, Millie, shouts, "Al, come on!"

"Yes, Mister Milton!" replies Al. He grabs his hat from a table, and he and Millie leave.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 112: A Very Healthy Effect</title>
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	<itunes:duration>21:54</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["I think it ought to have a very healthy effect on me," says Peggy. "Once I get to know her...  well, I'm sure I'll stop being silly about the whole thing."

The doorbell buzzes.

"Oh," says Peggy, leaving to answer the door. Al turns to Millie.

"We don't need to worry about that child," says Al. "She can take care of herself."

"That's what she thinks," says Millie.

Woody Merrill enters. "Good evening, Mrs. Stephenson," says Woody.

"Good evening!" says Millie.

"You know my father," says Peggy. Al pours a drink.

"Mister Stephenson," says Woody, shaking Al's hand. Al passes a drink to Woody.

"Nice to see you again, Merrill," says Al. "Have a drink?"

"Thank you," says Woody.

"I've, uh, I've played a lot of golf with your father," says Al.

"Yes, I know," says Woody. "Have you been out to the club since you've got back?"

"No," says Al. "Haven't had a chance."

"Come on, Al, we'll be late," says Millie.

"Right, dear," says Al. He follows her out of the room.

"Bye," says Peggy.
]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 111: Pink, Sweet, and Nauseating</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-111-pink-sweet-and-nauseating/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Al walks into the living room of his apartment. Peggy is mixing a cocktail.

"Ah, cocktails!" says Al, reaching for the drink.

"Oh, no you don't!" says Peggy. "I made this for Woody Merrill. He's coming to pick me up."

"Surely, you wouldn't deny your poor old father a drop on a bitter, cold night like this?" says Al, pouring himself a drink.

"I would if I could!" laughs Peggy.

"I - I hear you're going to see Fred?" says Al.

"Yes," says Peggy, quietly.

"What's his wife like?" asks Al.

"I don't know," says Peggy. "I'll tell you later.

Millie steps into the room.

"They'll have cocktails at the Union Club," says Millie.

"I know the kind Mrs. Milton serves," says Al. "Pink, sweet, and nauseating. I was just asking Peggy about Fred's wife."

"Never mind, Mom," says Peggy. "I know what you're both thinking."

"What are we thinking?" asks Al.

"You're afraid I might be in love with Fred," says Peggy.

"Why, I never had any such ide-" begins Al.

"Shut up, Al," explains Millie. "Are you in love with him?"

Peggy pauses. "Yes," she says. "But I don't want to be! That's why I asked him and his wife to go-"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al walks into the living room of his apartment. Peggy is mixing a cocktail.

Ah, cocktails! says Al, reaching for the drink.

Oh, no you dont! says Peggy. I made this for Woody Merrill. Hes coming to pick me up.

Surely, you wouldnt deny your poor old fa]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 111: Pink, Sweet, and Nauseating]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Al walks into the living room of his apartment. Peggy is mixing a cocktail.

"Ah, cocktails!" says Al, reaching for the drink.

"Oh, no you don't!" says Peggy. "I made this for Woody Merrill. He's coming to pick me up."

"Surely, you wouldn't deny your poor old father a drop on a bitter, cold night like this?" says Al, pouring himself a drink.

"I would if I could!" laughs Peggy.

"I - I hear you're going to see Fred?" says Al.

"Yes," says Peggy, quietly.

"What's his wife like?" asks Al.

"I don't know," says Peggy. "I'll tell you later.

Millie steps into the room.

"They'll have cocktails at the Union Club," says Millie.

"I know the kind Mrs. Milton serves," says Al. "Pink, sweet, and nauseating. I was just asking Peggy about Fred's wife."

"Never mind, Mom," says Peggy. "I know what you're both thinking."

"What are we thinking?" asks Al.

"You're afraid I might be in love with Fred," says Peggy.

"Why, I never had any such ide-" begins Al.

"Shut up, Al," explains Millie. "Are you in love with him?"

Peggy pauses. "Yes," she says. "But I don't want to be! That's why I asked him and his wife to go-"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1061/minute-111-pink-sweet-and-nauseating.mp3" length="34262077" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al walks into the living room of his apartment. Peggy is mixing a cocktail.

"Ah, cocktails!" says Al, reaching for the drink.

"Oh, no you don't!" says Peggy. "I made this for Woody Merrill. He's coming to pick me up."

"Surely, you wouldn't deny your poor old father a drop on a bitter, cold night like this?" says Al, pouring himself a drink.

"I would if I could!" laughs Peggy.

"I - I hear you're going to see Fred?" says Al.

"Yes," says Peggy, quietly.

"What's his wife like?" asks Al.

"I don't know," says Peggy. "I'll tell you later.

Millie steps into the room.

"They'll have cocktails at the Union Club," says Millie.

"I know the kind Mrs. Milton serves," says Al. "Pink, sweet, and nauseating. I was just asking Peggy about Fred's wife."

"Never mind, Mom," says Peggy. "I know what you're both thinking."

"What are we thinking?" asks Al.

"You're afraid I might be in love with Fred," says Peggy.

"Why, I never had any such ide-" begins Al.

"Shut up, Al," explains Millie. "Are you in love with him?"

Peggy pauses. "Yes," she says. "But I don't want to be! That's why I asked him and his wife to go-"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 111: Pink, Sweet, and Nauseating</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>35:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al walks into the living room of his apartment. Peggy is mixing a cocktail.

"Ah, cocktails!" says Al, reaching for the drink.

"Oh, no you don't!" says Peggy. "I made this for Woody Merrill. He's coming to pick me up."

"Surely, you wouldn't deny your poor old father a drop on a bitter, cold night like this?" says Al, pouring himself a drink.

"I would if I could!" laughs Peggy.

"I - I hear you're going to see Fred?" says Al.

"Yes," says Peggy, quietly.

"What's his wife like?" asks Al.

"I don't know," says Peggy. "I'll tell you later.

Millie steps into the room.

"They'll have cocktails at the Union Club," says Millie.

"I know the kind Mrs. Milton serves," says Al. "Pink, sweet, and nauseating. I was just asking Peggy about Fred's wife."

"Never mind, Mom," says Peggy. "I know what you're both thinking."

"What are we thinking?" asks Al.

"You're afraid I might be in love with Fred," says Peggy.

"Why, I never had any such ide-" begins Al.

"Shut up, Al," explains Millie. "Are ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 110: Strictly TCR</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-110-strictly-tcr/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Fed never lifts the receiver.

At the Stephenson home, Al and Millie are getting ready for dinner at the Union Club. Millie is adjusting Al's bowtie.

"Hold still!" says Millie.

"Mm," says Al. He picks up a cocktail glass.

"You'll probably have to make a speech," warns Millie.

"It's my plan to meet that situation by getting well plastered," replies Al. He downs the cocktail in one gulp.

"Peggy's going out dancing with Woody Merrill," says Millie.

"Who's he?" asks Al.

"You know, Bill Merrill's son," replies Millie.

"Oh, yeah, yeah," says Al. "Fine people, the Merrills. Strictly TCR."

"What's that?" asks Millie.

"Top Credit Rating," says Al. "Are his intentions honorable?"

"I doubt it," says Millie. "But they're going to be properly chaperoned by Fred Derry and his wife."

"Fred Derry?" asks Al. "Ha, some chaperone." Al knocks back another cocktail.

"I think she's crazy about him," says Millie.

"Who, Merrill?" asks Al.

"No, Fred, " says Millie, putting on a bracelet.

Al pauses. "Have you got any evidence to support that amazing statement?"

"Just a hunch," says Millie.

"Oh," says Al.

"But my hunches are pretty good," says Millie. Al and Millie share knowing glances in the mirror.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fed never lifts the receiver.

At the Stephenson home, Al and Millie are getting ready for dinner at the Union Club. Millie is adjusting Als bowtie.

Hold still! says Millie.

Mm, says Al. He picks up a cocktail glass.

Youll probably have to make a spee]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 110: Strictly TCR]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Fed never lifts the receiver.

At the Stephenson home, Al and Millie are getting ready for dinner at the Union Club. Millie is adjusting Al's bowtie.

"Hold still!" says Millie.

"Mm," says Al. He picks up a cocktail glass.

"You'll probably have to make a speech," warns Millie.

"It's my plan to meet that situation by getting well plastered," replies Al. He downs the cocktail in one gulp.

"Peggy's going out dancing with Woody Merrill," says Millie.

"Who's he?" asks Al.

"You know, Bill Merrill's son," replies Millie.

"Oh, yeah, yeah," says Al. "Fine people, the Merrills. Strictly TCR."

"What's that?" asks Millie.

"Top Credit Rating," says Al. "Are his intentions honorable?"

"I doubt it," says Millie. "But they're going to be properly chaperoned by Fred Derry and his wife."

"Fred Derry?" asks Al. "Ha, some chaperone." Al knocks back another cocktail.

"I think she's crazy about him," says Millie.

"Who, Merrill?" asks Al.

"No, Fred, " says Millie, putting on a bracelet.

Al pauses. "Have you got any evidence to support that amazing statement?"

"Just a hunch," says Millie.

"Oh," says Al.

"But my hunches are pretty good," says Millie. Al and Millie share knowing glances in the mirror.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1049/minute-110-strictly-tcr.mp3" length="19555322" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fed never lifts the receiver.

At the Stephenson home, Al and Millie are getting ready for dinner at the Union Club. Millie is adjusting Al's bowtie.

"Hold still!" says Millie.

"Mm," says Al. He picks up a cocktail glass.

"You'll probably have to make a speech," warns Millie.

"It's my plan to meet that situation by getting well plastered," replies Al. He downs the cocktail in one gulp.

"Peggy's going out dancing with Woody Merrill," says Millie.

"Who's he?" asks Al.

"You know, Bill Merrill's son," replies Millie.

"Oh, yeah, yeah," says Al. "Fine people, the Merrills. Strictly TCR."

"What's that?" asks Millie.

"Top Credit Rating," says Al. "Are his intentions honorable?"

"I doubt it," says Millie. "But they're going to be properly chaperoned by Fred Derry and his wife."

"Fred Derry?" asks Al. "Ha, some chaperone." Al knocks back another cocktail.

"I think she's crazy about him," says Millie.

"Who, Merrill?" asks Al.

"No, Fred, " says Millie, putting on a bracelet.

Al pauses. "Have you got any evidence to support that amazing statement?"

"Just a hunch," says Millie.

"Oh," says Al.

"But my hunches are pretty good," says Millie. Al and Millie share knowing glances in the mirror.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46110.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 110: Strictly TCR</title>
	</image>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:08</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fed never lifts the receiver.

At the Stephenson home, Al and Millie are getting ready for dinner at the Union Club. Millie is adjusting Al's bowtie.

"Hold still!" says Millie.

"Mm," says Al. He picks up a cocktail glass.

"You'll probably have to make a speech," warns Millie.

"It's my plan to meet that situation by getting well plastered," replies Al. He downs the cocktail in one gulp.

"Peggy's going out dancing with Woody Merrill," says Millie.

"Who's he?" asks Al.

"You know, Bill Merrill's son," replies Millie.

"Oh, yeah, yeah," says Al. "Fine people, the Merrills. Strictly TCR."

"What's that?" asks Millie.

"Top Credit Rating," says Al. "Are his intentions honorable?"

"I doubt it," says Millie. "But they're going to be properly chaperoned by Fred Derry and his wife."

"Fred Derry?" asks Al. "Ha, some chaperone." Al knocks back another cocktail.

"I think she's crazy about him," says Millie.

"Who, Merrill?" asks Al.

"No, Fred, " says Millie, putting on a bracelet.

Al pa]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 109: Who is this Peggy Stephenson?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-109-who-is-this-peggy-stephenson/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1048</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Miss Peggy Stephenson," says Marie. "She called up a little while ago and said her father was a friend of yours. She sounded like a nice kid. She's going with some boyfriend of hers, and asked us to come on a double date, as guests."

"You told her we could go?" asks Fred.

"You bet I did," says Marie.

"Well, call her up and tell her we can't go," says Fred. "Tell her I made another engagement. Tell her anything." Fred walks back into the living room, opening a newspaper.

Marie follows him into the living room. "Say!" says Marie, "Who is this Peggy Stephenson?"

"She's a girl," says Fred.

"I didn't think she was a kangaroo!" replies Marie. "Where did you meet her?"

"I told you," says Fred. "The night I got back and you weren't here. Al Stephenson and his wife took me home with them. She's their daughter. I'd never seen her before."

"Or since?" asks Marie.

"Listen, Babe," says Fred. "If you think you're gonna make anything out of this, you're due for a big disappointment. I just don't like to be accepting handouts when we're broke."

"Well, if that's it, you'd better get used to it!" replies Marie. "Because I don't see how we're gonna get much fun on your thirty-two fifty a week!" Marie storms off to the kitchen.

Fred reaches for the phone, then pauses. He never picks up the receiver.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Miss Peggy Stephenson, says Marie. She called up a little while ago and said her father was a friend of yours. She sounded like a nice kid. Shes going with some boyfriend of hers, and asked us to come on a double date, as guests.

You told her we could g]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 109: Who is this Peggy Stephenson?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Miss Peggy Stephenson," says Marie. "She called up a little while ago and said her father was a friend of yours. She sounded like a nice kid. She's going with some boyfriend of hers, and asked us to come on a double date, as guests."

"You told her we could go?" asks Fred.

"You bet I did," says Marie.

"Well, call her up and tell her we can't go," says Fred. "Tell her I made another engagement. Tell her anything." Fred walks back into the living room, opening a newspaper.

Marie follows him into the living room. "Say!" says Marie, "Who is this Peggy Stephenson?"

"She's a girl," says Fred.

"I didn't think she was a kangaroo!" replies Marie. "Where did you meet her?"

"I told you," says Fred. "The night I got back and you weren't here. Al Stephenson and his wife took me home with them. She's their daughter. I'd never seen her before."

"Or since?" asks Marie.

"Listen, Babe," says Fred. "If you think you're gonna make anything out of this, you're due for a big disappointment. I just don't like to be accepting handouts when we're broke."

"Well, if that's it, you'd better get used to it!" replies Marie. "Because I don't see how we're gonna get much fun on your thirty-two fifty a week!" Marie storms off to the kitchen.

Fred reaches for the phone, then pauses. He never picks up the receiver.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Miss Peggy Stephenson," says Marie. "She called up a little while ago and said her father was a friend of yours. She sounded like a nice kid. She's going with some boyfriend of hers, and asked us to come on a double date, as guests."

"You told her we could go?" asks Fred.

"You bet I did," says Marie.

"Well, call her up and tell her we can't go," says Fred. "Tell her I made another engagement. Tell her anything." Fred walks back into the living room, opening a newspaper.

Marie follows him into the living room. "Say!" says Marie, "Who is this Peggy Stephenson?"

"She's a girl," says Fred.

"I didn't think she was a kangaroo!" replies Marie. "Where did you meet her?"

"I told you," says Fred. "The night I got back and you weren't here. Al Stephenson and his wife took me home with them. She's their daughter. I'd never seen her before."

"Or since?" asks Marie.

"Listen, Babe," says Fred. "If you think you're gonna make anything out of this, you're due for a big disappointment. I just don't like to be accepting handouts when we're broke."

"Well, if that's it, you'd better get used to it!" replies Marie. "Because I don't see how we're gonna get much fun on your thirty-two fifty a week!" Marie storms off to the kitchen.

Fred reaches for the phone, then pauses. He never picks up the receiver.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 109: Who is this Peggy Stephenson?</title>
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	<itunes:duration>14:05</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Miss Peggy Stephenson," says Marie. "She called up a little while ago and said her father was a friend of yours. She sounded like a nice kid. She's going with some boyfriend of hers, and asked us to come on a double date, as guests."

"You told her we could go?" asks Fred.

"You bet I did," says Marie.

"Well, call her up and tell her we can't go," says Fred. "Tell her I made another engagement. Tell her anything." Fred walks back into the living room, opening a newspaper.

Marie follows him into the living room. "Say!" says Marie, "Who is this Peggy Stephenson?"

"She's a girl," says Fred.

"I didn't think she was a kangaroo!" replies Marie. "Where did you meet her?"

"I told you," says Fred. "The night I got back and you weren't here. Al Stephenson and his wife took me home with them. She's their daughter. I'd never seen her before."

"Or since?" asks Marie.

"Listen, Babe," says Fred. "If you think you're gonna make anything out of this, you're due for a big disappointment. I just]]></googleplay:description>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 108: Dinner at the Embassy Club</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-108-dinner-at-the-embassy-club/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Mr. Milton explains that the bank wants to extend a helping hand to returning veterans, "whenever possible."

"But," says Milton, "we must  all remember that this is not our money we're doling out. It belongs to our depositors, and we can't gamble with it."

"I'll remember, Mister Milton," says Al.

Milton laughs. "We'll meet at the Union Club at 7:30," says Milton. "And, uh, give my best to your charming wife."

"Thank you, Mister Milton," says Al. After Al leaves, Milton stops smiling.

Marie Derry is in a house dress in her kitchen, ironing a dress.

Fred walks in the front door. He picks up a newspaper off the living room floor. The apartment is an untidy mess.

"Hello," says Fred to Marie.

"Oh, hello," replies Marie, continuing to iron. "Say, you'd better hurry and get dressed. And wear your new suit. We're going out to dinner at the Embassy Club."

Fred frowns at her. "Oh, don't worry," says Marie. "It won't cost a nickel. We got invited."

"Who invited us?" asks Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Mr. Milton explains that the bank wants to extend a helping hand to returning veterans, whenever possible.

But, says Milton, we must  all remember that this is not our money were doling out. It belongs to our depositors, and we cant gamble with it.

Ill]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 108: Dinner at the Embassy Club]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Mr. Milton explains that the bank wants to extend a helping hand to returning veterans, "whenever possible."

"But," says Milton, "we must  all remember that this is not our money we're doling out. It belongs to our depositors, and we can't gamble with it."

"I'll remember, Mister Milton," says Al.

Milton laughs. "We'll meet at the Union Club at 7:30," says Milton. "And, uh, give my best to your charming wife."

"Thank you, Mister Milton," says Al. After Al leaves, Milton stops smiling.

Marie Derry is in a house dress in her kitchen, ironing a dress.

Fred walks in the front door. He picks up a newspaper off the living room floor. The apartment is an untidy mess.

"Hello," says Fred to Marie.

"Oh, hello," replies Marie, continuing to iron. "Say, you'd better hurry and get dressed. And wear your new suit. We're going out to dinner at the Embassy Club."

Fred frowns at her. "Oh, don't worry," says Marie. "It won't cost a nickel. We got invited."

"Who invited us?" asks Fred.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr. Milton explains that the bank wants to extend a helping hand to returning veterans, "whenever possible."

"But," says Milton, "we must  all remember that this is not our money we're doling out. It belongs to our depositors, and we can't gamble with it."

"I'll remember, Mister Milton," says Al.

Milton laughs. "We'll meet at the Union Club at 7:30," says Milton. "And, uh, give my best to your charming wife."

"Thank you, Mister Milton," says Al. After Al leaves, Milton stops smiling.

Marie Derry is in a house dress in her kitchen, ironing a dress.

Fred walks in the front door. He picks up a newspaper off the living room floor. The apartment is an untidy mess.

"Hello," says Fred to Marie.

"Oh, hello," replies Marie, continuing to iron. "Say, you'd better hurry and get dressed. And wear your new suit. We're going out to dinner at the Embassy Club."

Fred frowns at her. "Oh, don't worry," says Marie. "It won't cost a nickel. We got invited."

"Who invited us?" asks Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:duration>23:42</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Mr. Milton explains that the bank wants to extend a helping hand to returning veterans, "whenever possible."

"But," says Milton, "we must  all remember that this is not our money we're doling out. It belongs to our depositors, and we can't gamble with it."

"I'll remember, Mister Milton," says Al.

Milton laughs. "We'll meet at the Union Club at 7:30," says Milton. "And, uh, give my best to your charming wife."

"Thank you, Mister Milton," says Al. After Al leaves, Milton stops smiling.

Marie Derry is in a house dress in her kitchen, ironing a dress.

Fred walks in the front door. He picks up a newspaper off the living room floor. The apartment is an untidy mess.

"Hello," says Fred to Marie.

"Oh, hello," replies Marie, continuing to iron. "Say, you'd better hurry and get dressed. And wear your new suit. We're going out to dinner at the Embassy Club."

Fred frowns at her. "Oh, don't worry," says Marie. "It won't cost a nickel. We got invited."

"Who invited us?" asks Fred.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46108.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 107: His Collateral is in His Hands</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-107-his-collateral-is-in-his-hands/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1046</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["I tell you, this man Novak is okay," says Al. "His... collateral... is in his hands, in his heart, in his guts. It's in his right as a citizen."

"Nobody's denying him his rights," says Prew, the bank auditor.

"Oh, yes we are!" replies Al. "If we deny him his chance to work in his own way."

"Oh please, gentlemen," says Mr. Milton, "There's no need to raise our voices. Of course, since you've approved the loan, the incident is closed.  However, in the future, Al - - "

"Yes, I understand, Mister Milton," says Al. "In the future, I must exercise more caution."

"Thank you, Mister Prew," says Milton, dismissing the auditor, who steps out of the office.

"Al," says Milton, "Al you know how I feel about you, and always have. Why, I've always considered you one of the family, so to speak. Like my own s- younger brother. I picked you personally for this job, and I know you'll make good. And we do - - we have every desire to extend a helping hand to returning veterans."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I tell you, this man Novak is okay, says Al. His... collateral... is in his hands, in his heart, in his guts. Its in his right as a citizen.

Nobodys denying him his rights, says Prew, the bank auditor.

Oh, yes we are! replies Al. If we deny him his cha]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 107: His Collateral is in His Hands]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["I tell you, this man Novak is okay," says Al. "His... collateral... is in his hands, in his heart, in his guts. It's in his right as a citizen."

"Nobody's denying him his rights," says Prew, the bank auditor.

"Oh, yes we are!" replies Al. "If we deny him his chance to work in his own way."

"Oh please, gentlemen," says Mr. Milton, "There's no need to raise our voices. Of course, since you've approved the loan, the incident is closed.  However, in the future, Al - - "

"Yes, I understand, Mister Milton," says Al. "In the future, I must exercise more caution."

"Thank you, Mister Prew," says Milton, dismissing the auditor, who steps out of the office.

"Al," says Milton, "Al you know how I feel about you, and always have. Why, I've always considered you one of the family, so to speak. Like my own s- younger brother. I picked you personally for this job, and I know you'll make good. And we do - - we have every desire to extend a helping hand to returning veterans."]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["I tell you, this man Novak is okay," says Al. "His... collateral... is in his hands, in his heart, in his guts. It's in his right as a citizen."

"Nobody's denying him his rights," says Prew, the bank auditor.

"Oh, yes we are!" replies Al. "If we deny him his chance to work in his own way."

"Oh please, gentlemen," says Mr. Milton, "There's no need to raise our voices. Of course, since you've approved the loan, the incident is closed.  However, in the future, Al - - "

"Yes, I understand, Mister Milton," says Al. "In the future, I must exercise more caution."

"Thank you, Mister Prew," says Milton, dismissing the auditor, who steps out of the office.

"Al," says Milton, "Al you know how I feel about you, and always have. Why, I've always considered you one of the family, so to speak. Like my own s- younger brother. I picked you personally for this job, and I know you'll make good. And we do - - we have every desire to extend a helping hand to returning veterans."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 107: His Collateral is in His Hands</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>17:17</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["I tell you, this man Novak is okay," says Al. "His... collateral... is in his hands, in his heart, in his guts. It's in his right as a citizen."

"Nobody's denying him his rights," says Prew, the bank auditor.

"Oh, yes we are!" replies Al. "If we deny him his chance to work in his own way."

"Oh please, gentlemen," says Mr. Milton, "There's no need to raise our voices. Of course, since you've approved the loan, the incident is closed.  However, in the future, Al - - "

"Yes, I understand, Mister Milton," says Al. "In the future, I must exercise more caution."

"Thank you, Mister Prew," says Milton, dismissing the auditor, who steps out of the office.

"Al," says Milton, "Al you know how I feel about you, and always have. Why, I've always considered you one of the family, so to speak. Like my own s- younger brother. I picked you personally for this job, and I know you'll make good. And we do - - we have every desire to extend a helping hand to returning veterans."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46107.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 106: On the Basis of My Own Judgment</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-106-on-the-basis-of-my-own-judgement/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1045</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Goodbye, Peggy," says Fred.

"Goodbye," says Peggy. She drives off.

At the bank, Al is meeting with his boss, Mr. Milton, and an auditor.

"We were discussing this loan to this man, uh..." begins Mr. Milton "What's his name? Novak."

"Yes," says Al. "Yes, I approved it."

"Well," says Mr. Milton, "May I ask, Al, on what basis?"

"On the basis of my own judgment," says Al. "Novak looked to me like a good bet."

"But the man has no collateral," says the auditor. "No security!"

"Evidently, you saw something in this man," says Milton.

"Yes, Mr. Milton," says Al.

"Well, what was it?" asks Milton.

"Security," says Al. "Collateral. You see, Mr. Milton, in the Army, I've had to be with men when they were stripped of everything in the way of property except what they carried around with them and inside them. I saw them being tested. Some of them stood up to it, and some didn't. But you got so you could tell which ones you could count on."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Goodbye, Peggy, says Fred.

Goodbye, says Peggy. She drives off.

At the bank, Al is meeting with his boss, Mr. Milton, and an auditor.

We were discussing this loan to this man, uh... begins Mr. Milton Whats his name? Novak.

Yes, says Al. Yes, I approv]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 106: On the Basis of My Own Judgment]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Goodbye, Peggy," says Fred.

"Goodbye," says Peggy. She drives off.

At the bank, Al is meeting with his boss, Mr. Milton, and an auditor.

"We were discussing this loan to this man, uh..." begins Mr. Milton "What's his name? Novak."

"Yes," says Al. "Yes, I approved it."

"Well," says Mr. Milton, "May I ask, Al, on what basis?"

"On the basis of my own judgment," says Al. "Novak looked to me like a good bet."

"But the man has no collateral," says the auditor. "No security!"

"Evidently, you saw something in this man," says Milton.

"Yes, Mr. Milton," says Al.

"Well, what was it?" asks Milton.

"Security," says Al. "Collateral. You see, Mr. Milton, in the Army, I've had to be with men when they were stripped of everything in the way of property except what they carried around with them and inside them. I saw them being tested. Some of them stood up to it, and some didn't. But you got so you could tell which ones you could count on."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1045/minute-106-on-the-basis-of-my-own-judgement.mp3" length="18111762" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Goodbye, Peggy," says Fred.

"Goodbye," says Peggy. She drives off.

At the bank, Al is meeting with his boss, Mr. Milton, and an auditor.

"We were discussing this loan to this man, uh..." begins Mr. Milton "What's his name? Novak."

"Yes," says Al. "Yes, I approved it."

"Well," says Mr. Milton, "May I ask, Al, on what basis?"

"On the basis of my own judgment," says Al. "Novak looked to me like a good bet."

"But the man has no collateral," says the auditor. "No security!"

"Evidently, you saw something in this man," says Milton.

"Yes, Mr. Milton," says Al.

"Well, what was it?" asks Milton.

"Security," says Al. "Collateral. You see, Mr. Milton, in the Army, I've had to be with men when they were stripped of everything in the way of property except what they carried around with them and inside them. I saw them being tested. Some of them stood up to it, and some didn't. But you got so you could tell which ones you could count on."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 106: On the Basis of My Own Judgment</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>18:37</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Goodbye, Peggy," says Fred.

"Goodbye," says Peggy. She drives off.

At the bank, Al is meeting with his boss, Mr. Milton, and an auditor.

"We were discussing this loan to this man, uh..." begins Mr. Milton "What's his name? Novak."

"Yes," says Al. "Yes, I approved it."

"Well," says Mr. Milton, "May I ask, Al, on what basis?"

"On the basis of my own judgment," says Al. "Novak looked to me like a good bet."

"But the man has no collateral," says the auditor. "No security!"

"Evidently, you saw something in this man," says Milton.

"Yes, Mr. Milton," says Al.

"Well, what was it?" asks Milton.

"Security," says Al. "Collateral. You see, Mr. Milton, in the Army, I've had to be with men when they were stripped of everything in the way of property except what they carried around with them and inside them. I saw them being tested. Some of them stood up to it, and some didn't. But you got so you could tell which ones you could count on."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46106.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 105: That Shouldn&#8217;t Have Happened</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-105-that-shouldnt-have-happened/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1035</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[It's almost two o'clock.  Peggy and Fred are still at the restaurant.

"Hadn't you better, uh...?" asks Peggy.

"Yeah," says Fred, looking around for the waiter. "Uh, check please."

The waiterarrives at the table. "Eighty-five cents a piece for lunch, plus tax, that's a dollar seventy-six."

"Okay," says Fred, handing the waiter two dollars.

"Thank you very much," says the waiter, helping Peggy out of the corner seat at the table. "Goodbye," says the waiter.

"Bye," says Peggy.

"Goodbye, <em>signorina</em>. Come again!" says the Maitre d'.

"We'll do that," says Fred. "So long, Giuseppe."

"<em>Arrivederci, </em>Fred," says Giuseppe.

In the parking lot, in front of a large low pressure natural gas tank Fred and Peggy squeeze between several cars.

"Well...," says Fred, touching Peggy's hand as she reaches for the door handle on her car. Suddenly they embrace in a passionate kiss.

They draw away from each other, both shocked by the event.

Peggy looks confused, and breathes heavily.

"That shouldn't have happened," says Fred. "But I guess it had to." Fred opens Peggy's car door and she gets inside her car. Fred looks at her through the side of the car.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Its almost two oclock.  Peggy and Fred are still at the restaurant.

Hadnt you better, uh...? asks Peggy.

Yeah, says Fred, looking around for the waiter. Uh, check please.

The waiterarrives at the table. Eighty-five cents a piece for lunch, plus tax, t]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 105: That Shouldn't Have Happened]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It's almost two o'clock.  Peggy and Fred are still at the restaurant.

"Hadn't you better, uh...?" asks Peggy.

"Yeah," says Fred, looking around for the waiter. "Uh, check please."

The waiterarrives at the table. "Eighty-five cents a piece for lunch, plus tax, that's a dollar seventy-six."

"Okay," says Fred, handing the waiter two dollars.

"Thank you very much," says the waiter, helping Peggy out of the corner seat at the table. "Goodbye," says the waiter.

"Bye," says Peggy.

"Goodbye, <em>signorina</em>. Come again!" says the Maitre d'.

"We'll do that," says Fred. "So long, Giuseppe."

"<em>Arrivederci, </em>Fred," says Giuseppe.

In the parking lot, in front of a large low pressure natural gas tank Fred and Peggy squeeze between several cars.

"Well...," says Fred, touching Peggy's hand as she reaches for the door handle on her car. Suddenly they embrace in a passionate kiss.

They draw away from each other, both shocked by the event.

Peggy looks confused, and breathes heavily.

"That shouldn't have happened," says Fred. "But I guess it had to." Fred opens Peggy's car door and she gets inside her car. Fred looks at her through the side of the car.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's almost two o'clock.  Peggy and Fred are still at the restaurant.

"Hadn't you better, uh...?" asks Peggy.

"Yeah," says Fred, looking around for the waiter. "Uh, check please."

The waiterarrives at the table. "Eighty-five cents a piece for lunch, plus tax, that's a dollar seventy-six."

"Okay," says Fred, handing the waiter two dollars.

"Thank you very much," says the waiter, helping Peggy out of the corner seat at the table. "Goodbye," says the waiter.

"Bye," says Peggy.

"Goodbye, signorina. Come again!" says the Maitre d'.

"We'll do that," says Fred. "So long, Giuseppe."

"Arrivederci, Fred," says Giuseppe.

In the parking lot, in front of a large low pressure natural gas tank Fred and Peggy squeeze between several cars.

"Well...," says Fred, touching Peggy's hand as she reaches for the door handle on her car. Suddenly they embrace in a passionate kiss.

They draw away from each other, both shocked by the event.

Peggy looks confused, and breathes heavily.

"That shouldn't have happened," says Fred. "But I guess it had to." Fred opens Peggy's car door and she gets inside her car. Fred looks at her through the side of the car.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 105: That Shouldn&#8217;t Have Happened</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:24</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It's almost two o'clock.  Peggy and Fred are still at the restaurant.

"Hadn't you better, uh...?" asks Peggy.

"Yeah," says Fred, looking around for the waiter. "Uh, check please."

The waiterarrives at the table. "Eighty-five cents a piece for lunch, plus tax, that's a dollar seventy-six."

"Okay," says Fred, handing the waiter two dollars.

"Thank you very much," says the waiter, helping Peggy out of the corner seat at the table. "Goodbye," says the waiter.

"Bye," says Peggy.

"Goodbye, signorina. Come again!" says the Maitre d'.

"We'll do that," says Fred. "So long, Giuseppe."

"Arrivederci, Fred," says Giuseppe.

In the parking lot, in front of a large low pressure natural gas tank Fred and Peggy squeeze between several cars.

"Well...," says Fred, touching Peggy's hand as she reaches for the door handle on her car. Suddenly they embrace in a passionate kiss.

They draw away from each other, both shocked by the event.

Peggy looks confused, and breathes heavily.

"That shouldn']]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 104: The Cockeyed Kind of Dream</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-104-the-cockeyed-kind-of-dream/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1033</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peggy and Fred are eating lunch at Lucia's Restaurant.

"I never heard of it before," says Peggy.

"I used to come here, now and then, in the old days," says Fred, "before the war. Sometimes I used to think of this place when I was overseas. Then I thought - when I get home, I'm never going to eat in a dump like Lucia's!" Fred smiles at Peggy, who smiles back.

"What else did you think you wouldn't do when you were overseas?" asks Peggy.

"I never had any clear ideas," replies Fred, "but there were two things I was sure of: one, that I knew I'd never go back to that drugstore."

"What was the other thing?" asks Peggy.

"Mm, that one was even sillier," smiles Fred. "I dreamed I was going to have my own home. Just a nice little house for my wife and me, out in the country... in the suburbs, anyway. That's the cockeyed kind of dream you have when you're overseas."

"You don't have to be overseas to have dreams like that," says Peggy.

Fred looks at her. "Yeah," he says. "You can get crazy ideas like that right here at home." There's a pause.

Peggy glances at her watch. "Didn't you say you had to be back at work at two?" she asks.

"Yeah," says Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peggy and Fred are eating lunch at Lucias Restaurant.

I never heard of it before, says Peggy.

I used to come here, now and then, in the old days, says Fred, before the war. Sometimes I used to think of this place when I was overseas. Then I thought - w]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 104: The Cockeyed Kind of Dream]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peggy and Fred are eating lunch at Lucia's Restaurant.

"I never heard of it before," says Peggy.

"I used to come here, now and then, in the old days," says Fred, "before the war. Sometimes I used to think of this place when I was overseas. Then I thought - when I get home, I'm never going to eat in a dump like Lucia's!" Fred smiles at Peggy, who smiles back.

"What else did you think you wouldn't do when you were overseas?" asks Peggy.

"I never had any clear ideas," replies Fred, "but there were two things I was sure of: one, that I knew I'd never go back to that drugstore."

"What was the other thing?" asks Peggy.

"Mm, that one was even sillier," smiles Fred. "I dreamed I was going to have my own home. Just a nice little house for my wife and me, out in the country... in the suburbs, anyway. That's the cockeyed kind of dream you have when you're overseas."

"You don't have to be overseas to have dreams like that," says Peggy.

Fred looks at her. "Yeah," he says. "You can get crazy ideas like that right here at home." There's a pause.

Peggy glances at her watch. "Didn't you say you had to be back at work at two?" she asks.

"Yeah," says Fred.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1033/minute-104-the-cockeyed-kind-of-dream.mp3" length="13037390" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peggy and Fred are eating lunch at Lucia's Restaurant.

"I never heard of it before," says Peggy.

"I used to come here, now and then, in the old days," says Fred, "before the war. Sometimes I used to think of this place when I was overseas. Then I thought - when I get home, I'm never going to eat in a dump like Lucia's!" Fred smiles at Peggy, who smiles back.

"What else did you think you wouldn't do when you were overseas?" asks Peggy.

"I never had any clear ideas," replies Fred, "but there were two things I was sure of: one, that I knew I'd never go back to that drugstore."

"What was the other thing?" asks Peggy.

"Mm, that one was even sillier," smiles Fred. "I dreamed I was going to have my own home. Just a nice little house for my wife and me, out in the country... in the suburbs, anyway. That's the cockeyed kind of dream you have when you're overseas."

"You don't have to be overseas to have dreams like that," says Peggy.

Fred looks at her. "Yeah," he says. "You can get crazy ideas like that right here at home." There's a pause.

Peggy glances at her watch. "Didn't you say you had to be back at work at two?" she asks.

"Yeah," says Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46104.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 104: The Cockeyed Kind of Dream</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>13:20</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peggy and Fred are eating lunch at Lucia's Restaurant.

"I never heard of it before," says Peggy.

"I used to come here, now and then, in the old days," says Fred, "before the war. Sometimes I used to think of this place when I was overseas. Then I thought - when I get home, I'm never going to eat in a dump like Lucia's!" Fred smiles at Peggy, who smiles back.

"What else did you think you wouldn't do when you were overseas?" asks Peggy.

"I never had any clear ideas," replies Fred, "but there were two things I was sure of: one, that I knew I'd never go back to that drugstore."

"What was the other thing?" asks Peggy.

"Mm, that one was even sillier," smiles Fred. "I dreamed I was going to have my own home. Just a nice little house for my wife and me, out in the country... in the suburbs, anyway. That's the cockeyed kind of dream you have when you're overseas."

"You don't have to be overseas to have dreams like that," says Peggy.

Fred looks at her. "Yeah," he says. "You can get craz]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46104.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 103: If You Don&#8217;t Put That On</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-103-if-you-dont-put-that-on/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1030</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["I'll tell you how to save some money," says Fred, "If you don't put that on, then you won't need this to take that off!" He puts the jars down. "How about some lotion? Here's some for two dollars and ninety-eight cents," says Fred, putting the bottle down. "And you'd be over charged at half the price."

"I didn't really come in here to buy anything," says Peggy. "Dad told me you were working here, and I just dropped in to say hello."

"Oh, just a minute," says Fred, holding out a small bottle. " I have - - " then, dropping his voice to a whisper, "I have an hour off at one o'clock. Are you doing anything for lunch?"

"Why, no," says Peggy.

"Thank you, Madam," says Fred, suddenly dropping again to a whisper. "I'll meet you outside in twenty minutes." He speaks in a normal voice, saying, "Come in again!"

"Thank you," says Peggy.

Later, at Lucia Restaurant, Peggy and Fred are sitting at a corner table in a crowded room.

"The apple-ah pie, she's-ah home-ah made," says the waiter to Peggy.

"Good!" says Peggy.

"Thank you," says Fred.

"It is a nice little place," says Peggy, looking around the restaurant.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Ill tell you how to save some money, says Fred, If you dont put that on, then you wont need this to take that off! He puts the jars down. How about some lotion? Heres some for two dollars and ninety-eight cents, says Fred, putting the bottle down. And yo]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 103: If You Don't Put That On]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["I'll tell you how to save some money," says Fred, "If you don't put that on, then you won't need this to take that off!" He puts the jars down. "How about some lotion? Here's some for two dollars and ninety-eight cents," says Fred, putting the bottle down. "And you'd be over charged at half the price."

"I didn't really come in here to buy anything," says Peggy. "Dad told me you were working here, and I just dropped in to say hello."

"Oh, just a minute," says Fred, holding out a small bottle. " I have - - " then, dropping his voice to a whisper, "I have an hour off at one o'clock. Are you doing anything for lunch?"

"Why, no," says Peggy.

"Thank you, Madam," says Fred, suddenly dropping again to a whisper. "I'll meet you outside in twenty minutes." He speaks in a normal voice, saying, "Come in again!"

"Thank you," says Peggy.

Later, at Lucia Restaurant, Peggy and Fred are sitting at a corner table in a crowded room.

"The apple-ah pie, she's-ah home-ah made," says the waiter to Peggy.

"Good!" says Peggy.

"Thank you," says Fred.

"It is a nice little place," says Peggy, looking around the restaurant.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1030/minute-103-if-you-dont-put-that-on.mp3" length="19115019" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["I'll tell you how to save some money," says Fred, "If you don't put that on, then you won't need this to take that off!" He puts the jars down. "How about some lotion? Here's some for two dollars and ninety-eight cents," says Fred, putting the bottle down. "And you'd be over charged at half the price."

"I didn't really come in here to buy anything," says Peggy. "Dad told me you were working here, and I just dropped in to say hello."

"Oh, just a minute," says Fred, holding out a small bottle. " I have - - " then, dropping his voice to a whisper, "I have an hour off at one o'clock. Are you doing anything for lunch?"

"Why, no," says Peggy.

"Thank you, Madam," says Fred, suddenly dropping again to a whisper. "I'll meet you outside in twenty minutes." He speaks in a normal voice, saying, "Come in again!"

"Thank you," says Peggy.

Later, at Lucia Restaurant, Peggy and Fred are sitting at a corner table in a crowded room.

"The apple-ah pie, she's-ah home-ah made," says the waiter to Peggy.

"Good!" says Peggy.

"Thank you," says Fred.

"It is a nice little place," says Peggy, looking around the restaurant.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46103.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 103: If You Don&#8217;t Put That On</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:40</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["I'll tell you how to save some money," says Fred, "If you don't put that on, then you won't need this to take that off!" He puts the jars down. "How about some lotion? Here's some for two dollars and ninety-eight cents," says Fred, putting the bottle down. "And you'd be over charged at half the price."

"I didn't really come in here to buy anything," says Peggy. "Dad told me you were working here, and I just dropped in to say hello."

"Oh, just a minute," says Fred, holding out a small bottle. " I have - - " then, dropping his voice to a whisper, "I have an hour off at one o'clock. Are you doing anything for lunch?"

"Why, no," says Peggy.

"Thank you, Madam," says Fred, suddenly dropping again to a whisper. "I'll meet you outside in twenty minutes." He speaks in a normal voice, saying, "Come in again!"

"Thank you," says Peggy.

Later, at Lucia Restaurant, Peggy and Fred are sitting at a corner table in a crowded room.

"The apple-ah pie, she's-ah home-ah made," says the waiter to P]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46103.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 102: Youth Recaptured</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-102-youth-recaptured/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1027</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["It fits any mood!" says Fred.

"Oh!" says the customer. "Alright, I'll take it."

"Very good, Madam," says Fred, boxing up the perfume.

"Mommy, Mommy, look!" cries Dexter. He fires a toy airplane at the ceiling. "Blam! Blam Blam!" he continues, aiming a toy bazooka at the plane. "I shot it down! I shot it down in flames!"

In the upstairs office, Mister Thorpe glares out the window at the goings-on. The plane loops over the customers, nearly hitting Fred.

Peggy Stephenson plucks the toy out of the sky and hands it to Fred.

"I'm very sor -- oh, hello," says Fred to Peggy.

"Hello," says Peggy.

"Thank you very much," says Fred. "I'll be with you in just a moment, ma'am."

"Will you take this, please?" says Fred to a fellow clerk. He turns to the customer and says, "This young lady will have your package and your change in just a moment. Thank you very much, and come in again!"

"Thank you," says the customer. Fred turns to Peggy.

"Yes, Madam?" he says, smiling.

"You were wonderful!" says Peggy.

"I wanted to smack him!" Fred glances up at Thorpe's office. "It's against the rules here to chat with customers - - unless it's a sale."

"Oh," says Peggy. "Alright, I'll buy something. What's this?" she asks, holding up a jar.

"<em>Youth Recaptured</em>, that's a complexion cream. But you don't need any of that phony stuff," says Fred, taking away the jar. Peggy holds up another jar. "Well, that's vanishing cream," says Fred, holding up another jar," and this is a vanishing cream remover."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It fits any mood! says Fred.

Oh! says the customer. Alright, Ill take it.

Very good, Madam, says Fred, boxing up the perfume.

Mommy, Mommy, look! cries Dexter. He fires a toy airplane at the ceiling. Blam! Blam Blam! he continues, aiming a toy bazooka]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 102: Youth Recaptured]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["It fits any mood!" says Fred.

"Oh!" says the customer. "Alright, I'll take it."

"Very good, Madam," says Fred, boxing up the perfume.

"Mommy, Mommy, look!" cries Dexter. He fires a toy airplane at the ceiling. "Blam! Blam Blam!" he continues, aiming a toy bazooka at the plane. "I shot it down! I shot it down in flames!"

In the upstairs office, Mister Thorpe glares out the window at the goings-on. The plane loops over the customers, nearly hitting Fred.

Peggy Stephenson plucks the toy out of the sky and hands it to Fred.

"I'm very sor -- oh, hello," says Fred to Peggy.

"Hello," says Peggy.

"Thank you very much," says Fred. "I'll be with you in just a moment, ma'am."

"Will you take this, please?" says Fred to a fellow clerk. He turns to the customer and says, "This young lady will have your package and your change in just a moment. Thank you very much, and come in again!"

"Thank you," says the customer. Fred turns to Peggy.

"Yes, Madam?" he says, smiling.

"You were wonderful!" says Peggy.

"I wanted to smack him!" Fred glances up at Thorpe's office. "It's against the rules here to chat with customers - - unless it's a sale."

"Oh," says Peggy. "Alright, I'll buy something. What's this?" she asks, holding up a jar.

"<em>Youth Recaptured</em>, that's a complexion cream. But you don't need any of that phony stuff," says Fred, taking away the jar. Peggy holds up another jar. "Well, that's vanishing cream," says Fred, holding up another jar," and this is a vanishing cream remover."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/1027/minute-102-youth-recaptured.mp3" length="15795780" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["It fits any mood!" says Fred.

"Oh!" says the customer. "Alright, I'll take it."

"Very good, Madam," says Fred, boxing up the perfume.

"Mommy, Mommy, look!" cries Dexter. He fires a toy airplane at the ceiling. "Blam! Blam Blam!" he continues, aiming a toy bazooka at the plane. "I shot it down! I shot it down in flames!"

In the upstairs office, Mister Thorpe glares out the window at the goings-on. The plane loops over the customers, nearly hitting Fred.

Peggy Stephenson plucks the toy out of the sky and hands it to Fred.

"I'm very sor -- oh, hello," says Fred to Peggy.

"Hello," says Peggy.

"Thank you very much," says Fred. "I'll be with you in just a moment, ma'am."

"Will you take this, please?" says Fred to a fellow clerk. He turns to the customer and says, "This young lady will have your package and your change in just a moment. Thank you very much, and come in again!"

"Thank you," says the customer. Fred turns to Peggy.

"Yes, Madam?" he says, smiling.

"You were wonderful!" says Peggy.

"I wanted to smack him!" Fred glances up at Thorpe's office. "It's against the rules here to chat with customers - - unless it's a sale."

"Oh," says Peggy. "Alright, I'll buy something. What's this?" she asks, holding up a jar.

"Youth Recaptured, that's a complexion cream. But you don't need any of that phony stuff," says Fred, taking away the jar. Peggy holds up another jar. "Well, that's vanishing cream," says Fred, holding up another jar," and this is a vanishing cream remover."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46102.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 102: Youth Recaptured</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>16:13</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["It fits any mood!" says Fred.

"Oh!" says the customer. "Alright, I'll take it."

"Very good, Madam," says Fred, boxing up the perfume.

"Mommy, Mommy, look!" cries Dexter. He fires a toy airplane at the ceiling. "Blam! Blam Blam!" he continues, aiming a toy bazooka at the plane. "I shot it down! I shot it down in flames!"

In the upstairs office, Mister Thorpe glares out the window at the goings-on. The plane loops over the customers, nearly hitting Fred.

Peggy Stephenson plucks the toy out of the sky and hands it to Fred.

"I'm very sor -- oh, hello," says Fred to Peggy.

"Hello," says Peggy.

"Thank you very much," says Fred. "I'll be with you in just a moment, ma'am."

"Will you take this, please?" says Fred to a fellow clerk. He turns to the customer and says, "This young lady will have your package and your change in just a moment. Thank you very much, and come in again!"

"Thank you," says the customer. Fred turns to Peggy.

"Yes, Madam?" he says, smiling.

"You were wonderfu]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 101: But It&#8217;s a Nice Size</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-101-but-its-a-nice-size/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2021 01:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1023</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Al watches Novak leave.

At the drug store, Fred is waiting on a customer.

"Oh, I've seen advertisements about this one!" says the lady. "<em>Night of Bliss</em> -&nbsp; is it all that they say it is?"

"Just what do they say it is?" asks Fred, looking at the perfume box. "'haunting, provocative - ' oh yes, I'd say it's all those."

The woman sniffs at the bottle.

Behind Fred, the customer's son starts up a battery-operated toy tractor that pushes toys off a counter.

"Dexter!" calls the woman.&nbsp; Fred turns off the tractor and faces the child.

"Now don't play with those toys, boy," says Fred.

"My name ain't boy!" replies the boy.

"Dexter, you stop that. Do you hear?" says the mother.

"Aww, I just wanted to see how it worked!" says the boy.

"Sorry," says the mother. "You heard what Mommy said!" she continues.

Turning to Fred, she asks, "Ooh, <em>Seduction!&nbsp;</em> How much is that?"

"This is, uh," says Fred, fumbling with the box. "Sixteen fifty, but it's a nice size!" Fred opens the box, revealing increasingly tinier boxes within. The final bottle is the size of a lipstick. "See what I mean?" asks Fred. "But it's a good, safe bet!"

"Just what do you mean by that?" asks the customer.

"Just that it's - well, it's a perfume-" begins Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al watches Novak leave.

At the drug store, Fred is waiting on a customer.

Oh, Ive seen advertisements about this one! says the lady. Night of Bliss -&nbsp; is it all that they say it is?

Just what do they say it is? asks Fred, looking at the perfume b]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 101: But It's a Nice Size]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Al watches Novak leave.

At the drug store, Fred is waiting on a customer.

"Oh, I've seen advertisements about this one!" says the lady. "<em>Night of Bliss</em> -&nbsp; is it all that they say it is?"

"Just what do they say it is?" asks Fred, looking at the perfume box. "'haunting, provocative - ' oh yes, I'd say it's all those."

The woman sniffs at the bottle.

Behind Fred, the customer's son starts up a battery-operated toy tractor that pushes toys off a counter.

"Dexter!" calls the woman.&nbsp; Fred turns off the tractor and faces the child.

"Now don't play with those toys, boy," says Fred.

"My name ain't boy!" replies the boy.

"Dexter, you stop that. Do you hear?" says the mother.

"Aww, I just wanted to see how it worked!" says the boy.

"Sorry," says the mother. "You heard what Mommy said!" she continues.

Turning to Fred, she asks, "Ooh, <em>Seduction!&nbsp;</em> How much is that?"

"This is, uh," says Fred, fumbling with the box. "Sixteen fifty, but it's a nice size!" Fred opens the box, revealing increasingly tinier boxes within. The final bottle is the size of a lipstick. "See what I mean?" asks Fred. "But it's a good, safe bet!"

"Just what do you mean by that?" asks the customer.

"Just that it's - well, it's a perfume-" begins Fred.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al watches Novak leave.

At the drug store, Fred is waiting on a customer.

"Oh, I've seen advertisements about this one!" says the lady. "Night of Bliss -&nbsp; is it all that they say it is?"

"Just what do they say it is?" asks Fred, looking at the perfume box. "'haunting, provocative - ' oh yes, I'd say it's all those."

The woman sniffs at the bottle.

Behind Fred, the customer's son starts up a battery-operated toy tractor that pushes toys off a counter.

"Dexter!" calls the woman.&nbsp; Fred turns off the tractor and faces the child.

"Now don't play with those toys, boy," says Fred.

"My name ain't boy!" replies the boy.

"Dexter, you stop that. Do you hear?" says the mother.

"Aww, I just wanted to see how it worked!" says the boy.

"Sorry," says the mother. "You heard what Mommy said!" she continues.

Turning to Fred, she asks, "Ooh, Seduction!&nbsp; How much is that?"

"This is, uh," says Fred, fumbling with the box. "Sixteen fifty, but it's a nice size!" Fred opens the box, revealing increasingly tinier boxes within. The final bottle is the size of a lipstick. "See what I mean?" asks Fred. "But it's a good, safe bet!"

"Just what do you mean by that?" asks the customer.

"Just that it's - well, it's a perfume-" begins Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 101: But It&#8217;s a Nice Size</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:49</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al watches Novak leave.

At the drug store, Fred is waiting on a customer.

"Oh, I've seen advertisements about this one!" says the lady. "Night of Bliss -&nbsp; is it all that they say it is?"

"Just what do they say it is?" asks Fred, looking at the perfume box. "'haunting, provocative - ' oh yes, I'd say it's all those."

The woman sniffs at the bottle.

Behind Fred, the customer's son starts up a battery-operated toy tractor that pushes toys off a counter.

"Dexter!" calls the woman.&nbsp; Fred turns off the tractor and faces the child.

"Now don't play with those toys, boy," says Fred.

"My name ain't boy!" replies the boy.

"Dexter, you stop that. Do you hear?" says the mother.

"Aww, I just wanted to see how it worked!" says the boy.

"Sorry," says the mother. "You heard what Mommy said!" she continues.

Turning to Fred, she asks, "Ooh, Seduction!&nbsp; How much is that?"

"This is, uh," says Fred, fumbling with the box. "Sixteen fifty, but it's a nice size!" Fred opens the box]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46101.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 100: Take One for Me</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-100-take-one-for-me/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 01:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=999</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["drug store?" asks Homer.

"No, I didn't," says Al.

"Introduced me to his wife," says Homer, whistling.

"Yeah?" says Al.

"Some dish!" replies Homer.

"We'll all have to get together at Butch's one of these days!" says Al.

"Fine!" says Homer. "Oh, that's where I'm going now."

"Yeah?" says Al.

"Takin' piano lessons," say Homer. Al pauses and thinks about that.

"Take one for me!" laughs Al. He shakes Homer's hook.

"See ya later, Al," says Homer.

"So long, Homer!" replies Al.

Al walks back to his desk, and the waiting Mr. Novak.

"Well, um, as I was saying, Mister Novak," says Al, "There is an element of risk involved - - we'll have to have the property appraised - - but, uh, you'll get your loan."

Novak smiles. "Say, Mister Stephenson - - I don't know how to begin to thank you."

"Don't try," says Al, patting Novak on the shoulder. "You look like a good risk to me. And when those tomato plants start producing, I'll come out for some free samples. I'll let you know when the papers are ready."

"Thank you, sir," says Novak, shaking Al's hand. "Thank you - - God bless you."

Al watches Novak leave.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[drug store? asks Homer.

No, I didnt, says Al.

Introduced me to his wife, says Homer, whistling.

Yeah? says Al.

Some dish! replies Homer.

Well all have to get together at Butchs one of these days! says Al.

Fine! says Homer. Oh, thats where Im going ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 100: Take One for Me]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["drug store?" asks Homer.

"No, I didn't," says Al.

"Introduced me to his wife," says Homer, whistling.

"Yeah?" says Al.

"Some dish!" replies Homer.

"We'll all have to get together at Butch's one of these days!" says Al.

"Fine!" says Homer. "Oh, that's where I'm going now."

"Yeah?" says Al.

"Takin' piano lessons," say Homer. Al pauses and thinks about that.

"Take one for me!" laughs Al. He shakes Homer's hook.

"See ya later, Al," says Homer.

"So long, Homer!" replies Al.

Al walks back to his desk, and the waiting Mr. Novak.

"Well, um, as I was saying, Mister Novak," says Al, "There is an element of risk involved - - we'll have to have the property appraised - - but, uh, you'll get your loan."

Novak smiles. "Say, Mister Stephenson - - I don't know how to begin to thank you."

"Don't try," says Al, patting Novak on the shoulder. "You look like a good risk to me. And when those tomato plants start producing, I'll come out for some free samples. I'll let you know when the papers are ready."

"Thank you, sir," says Novak, shaking Al's hand. "Thank you - - God bless you."

Al watches Novak leave.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/999/minute-100-take-one-for-me.mp3" length="28113961" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["drug store?" asks Homer.

"No, I didn't," says Al.

"Introduced me to his wife," says Homer, whistling.

"Yeah?" says Al.

"Some dish!" replies Homer.

"We'll all have to get together at Butch's one of these days!" says Al.

"Fine!" says Homer. "Oh, that's where I'm going now."

"Yeah?" says Al.

"Takin' piano lessons," say Homer. Al pauses and thinks about that.

"Take one for me!" laughs Al. He shakes Homer's hook.

"See ya later, Al," says Homer.

"So long, Homer!" replies Al.

Al walks back to his desk, and the waiting Mr. Novak.

"Well, um, as I was saying, Mister Novak," says Al, "There is an element of risk involved - - we'll have to have the property appraised - - but, uh, you'll get your loan."

Novak smiles. "Say, Mister Stephenson - - I don't know how to begin to thank you."

"Don't try," says Al, patting Novak on the shoulder. "You look like a good risk to me. And when those tomato plants start producing, I'll come out for some free samples. I'll let you know when the papers are ready."

"Thank you, sir," says Novak, shaking Al's hand. "Thank you - - God bless you."

Al watches Novak leave.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46100.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 100: Take One for Me</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>29:03</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["drug store?" asks Homer.

"No, I didn't," says Al.

"Introduced me to his wife," says Homer, whistling.

"Yeah?" says Al.

"Some dish!" replies Homer.

"We'll all have to get together at Butch's one of these days!" says Al.

"Fine!" says Homer. "Oh, that's where I'm going now."

"Yeah?" says Al.

"Takin' piano lessons," say Homer. Al pauses and thinks about that.

"Take one for me!" laughs Al. He shakes Homer's hook.

"See ya later, Al," says Homer.

"So long, Homer!" replies Al.

Al walks back to his desk, and the waiting Mr. Novak.

"Well, um, as I was saying, Mister Novak," says Al, "There is an element of risk involved - - we'll have to have the property appraised - - but, uh, you'll get your loan."

Novak smiles. "Say, Mister Stephenson - - I don't know how to begin to thank you."

"Don't try," says Al, patting Novak on the shoulder. "You look like a good risk to me. And when those tomato plants start producing, I'll come out for some free samples. I'll let you know when the pap]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46100.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 099: Two Hundred Leaves of Cabbage</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-099-two-hundred-leaves-of-cabbage/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=998</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["That's what I've been told by other ex-servicemen," says Novak. "The government guarantees loans to us if we want to buy a - "

"Your loan," interrupts Al, "would be administered through this bank, which would put up half of the six thousand dollars that you require. Now, that involves risk for this bank, Mister Novak."

Al glances around the bank lobby, and spots Homer at a service table.

"Excuse me," says Al, leaving Mr. Novak at his desk. Al walks over to Homer, who's surprised to see Al.

"Al!" says Homer.

"Homer!" says Al. "Look at you!"

"Look at you!" says Homer. "So this is where you work!"

"Sort of," says Al. "Hey, what are you doing here, sticking up the bank?"

"Look at it, Al," says Homer, waving a stack of dollar bills. "Two hundred leaves of cabbage. That's what I get from old Mister Whiskers every month from now on. Pretty soft, eh?"

"Pretty soft!" laughs Al. "You sure we haven't shortchanged you?"

"Oh no," says Homer. "I kept my eye on that guy when he counted it out." Al laughs.

"Say, Al - did you know that Fred had a job at the Midway Drug-" begins Homer.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Thats what Ive been told by other ex-servicemen, says Novak. The government guarantees loans to us if we want to buy a - 

Your loan, interrupts Al, would be administered through this bank, which would put up half of the six thousand dollars that you req]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 099: Two Hundred Leaves of Cabbage]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["That's what I've been told by other ex-servicemen," says Novak. "The government guarantees loans to us if we want to buy a - "

"Your loan," interrupts Al, "would be administered through this bank, which would put up half of the six thousand dollars that you require. Now, that involves risk for this bank, Mister Novak."

Al glances around the bank lobby, and spots Homer at a service table.

"Excuse me," says Al, leaving Mr. Novak at his desk. Al walks over to Homer, who's surprised to see Al.

"Al!" says Homer.

"Homer!" says Al. "Look at you!"

"Look at you!" says Homer. "So this is where you work!"

"Sort of," says Al. "Hey, what are you doing here, sticking up the bank?"

"Look at it, Al," says Homer, waving a stack of dollar bills. "Two hundred leaves of cabbage. That's what I get from old Mister Whiskers every month from now on. Pretty soft, eh?"

"Pretty soft!" laughs Al. "You sure we haven't shortchanged you?"

"Oh no," says Homer. "I kept my eye on that guy when he counted it out." Al laughs.

"Say, Al - did you know that Fred had a job at the Midway Drug-" begins Homer.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/998/minute-099-two-hundred-leaves-of-cabbage.mp3" length="14091091" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["That's what I've been told by other ex-servicemen," says Novak. "The government guarantees loans to us if we want to buy a - "

"Your loan," interrupts Al, "would be administered through this bank, which would put up half of the six thousand dollars that you require. Now, that involves risk for this bank, Mister Novak."

Al glances around the bank lobby, and spots Homer at a service table.

"Excuse me," says Al, leaving Mr. Novak at his desk. Al walks over to Homer, who's surprised to see Al.

"Al!" says Homer.

"Homer!" says Al. "Look at you!"

"Look at you!" says Homer. "So this is where you work!"

"Sort of," says Al. "Hey, what are you doing here, sticking up the bank?"

"Look at it, Al," says Homer, waving a stack of dollar bills. "Two hundred leaves of cabbage. That's what I get from old Mister Whiskers every month from now on. Pretty soft, eh?"

"Pretty soft!" laughs Al. "You sure we haven't shortchanged you?"

"Oh no," says Homer. "I kept my eye on that guy when he counted it out." Al laughs.

"Say, Al - did you know that Fred had a job at the Midway Drug-" begins Homer.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46099.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 099: Two Hundred Leaves of Cabbage</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>14:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["That's what I've been told by other ex-servicemen," says Novak. "The government guarantees loans to us if we want to buy a - "

"Your loan," interrupts Al, "would be administered through this bank, which would put up half of the six thousand dollars that you require. Now, that involves risk for this bank, Mister Novak."

Al glances around the bank lobby, and spots Homer at a service table.

"Excuse me," says Al, leaving Mr. Novak at his desk. Al walks over to Homer, who's surprised to see Al.

"Al!" says Homer.

"Homer!" says Al. "Look at you!"

"Look at you!" says Homer. "So this is where you work!"

"Sort of," says Al. "Hey, what are you doing here, sticking up the bank?"

"Look at it, Al," says Homer, waving a stack of dollar bills. "Two hundred leaves of cabbage. That's what I get from old Mister Whiskers every month from now on. Pretty soft, eh?"

"Pretty soft!" laughs Al. "You sure we haven't shortchanged you?"

"Oh no," says Homer. "I kept my eye on that guy when he counted it]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46099.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 098: I Feel It&#8217;s My Right</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-098-i-feel-its-my-right/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=997</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["The point is, I haven't got any property," says Novak. "That's why I want the loan - so I can get the property!"

Al scratches his head. "I see," says Al. "No collateral - - that makes things difficult."

"I'm a good farmer, Mister Stephenson," says Novak. "Well, even during the war, I kept my hand in. Used to spend my spare time down in those little islands, grading truck gardens, so my outfit could have fresh tomatoes and green corn, and all that. And before the war, I was a sharecropper, like my father before me. And now I - I feel like I'd like to have a piece of my own to work."

"You like to grow things, eh?" says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak. "With the food shortage all over the world, it seems to me that farming's about the most important work there is! I mean - well, don't you think so, Mister Stephenson?"

Al pauses. "Yes," he says.

"You see, Mister Stephenson," says Novak, "I don't feel that this is asking the bank for a handout. I feel it's my right."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The point is, I havent got any property, says Novak. Thats why I want the loan - so I can get the property!

Al scratches his head. I see, says Al. No collateral - - that makes things difficult.

Im a good farmer, Mister Stephenson, says Novak. Well, eve]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 098: I Feel It's My Right]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["The point is, I haven't got any property," says Novak. "That's why I want the loan - so I can get the property!"

Al scratches his head. "I see," says Al. "No collateral - - that makes things difficult."

"I'm a good farmer, Mister Stephenson," says Novak. "Well, even during the war, I kept my hand in. Used to spend my spare time down in those little islands, grading truck gardens, so my outfit could have fresh tomatoes and green corn, and all that. And before the war, I was a sharecropper, like my father before me. And now I - I feel like I'd like to have a piece of my own to work."

"You like to grow things, eh?" says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak. "With the food shortage all over the world, it seems to me that farming's about the most important work there is! I mean - well, don't you think so, Mister Stephenson?"

Al pauses. "Yes," he says.

"You see, Mister Stephenson," says Novak, "I don't feel that this is asking the bank for a handout. I feel it's my right."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/997/minute-098-i-feel-its-my-right.mp3" length="11698931" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["The point is, I haven't got any property," says Novak. "That's why I want the loan - so I can get the property!"

Al scratches his head. "I see," says Al. "No collateral - - that makes things difficult."

"I'm a good farmer, Mister Stephenson," says Novak. "Well, even during the war, I kept my hand in. Used to spend my spare time down in those little islands, grading truck gardens, so my outfit could have fresh tomatoes and green corn, and all that. And before the war, I was a sharecropper, like my father before me. And now I - I feel like I'd like to have a piece of my own to work."

"You like to grow things, eh?" says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak. "With the food shortage all over the world, it seems to me that farming's about the most important work there is! I mean - well, don't you think so, Mister Stephenson?"

Al pauses. "Yes," he says.

"You see, Mister Stephenson," says Novak, "I don't feel that this is asking the bank for a handout. I feel it's my right."]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46098.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 098: I Feel It&#8217;s My Right</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>11:57</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["The point is, I haven't got any property," says Novak. "That's why I want the loan - so I can get the property!"

Al scratches his head. "I see," says Al. "No collateral - - that makes things difficult."

"I'm a good farmer, Mister Stephenson," says Novak. "Well, even during the war, I kept my hand in. Used to spend my spare time down in those little islands, grading truck gardens, so my outfit could have fresh tomatoes and green corn, and all that. And before the war, I was a sharecropper, like my father before me. And now I - I feel like I'd like to have a piece of my own to work."

"You like to grow things, eh?" says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak. "With the food shortage all over the world, it seems to me that farming's about the most important work there is! I mean - well, don't you think so, Mister Stephenson?"

Al pauses. "Yes," he says.

"You see, Mister Stephenson," says Novak, "I don't feel that this is asking the bank for a handout. I feel it's my right."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46098.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 097: One Little Island After Another</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-097-one-little-island-after-another/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=996</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Where did you operate?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"All over the Pacific," replies Novak. "One little island after another."</p>
<p>"What did you do, mostly?" asks Al.</p>
<p>"Go in before the landings," says Novak, "and clear the underwater mines and obstructions. Then, when they'd taken enough ground for an airstrip, we'd build it."</p>
<p>"Fairly interesting work, eh?" says Al. </p>
<p>"No, it got monotonous," says Novak. "Those islands all look alike - - until Iwo Jima. That was different!"</p>
<p>"So I've heard," says Al, looking back at the application. "I see you have quite a family - a wife and four children."</p>
<p>"Yes," nods Novak. "There'd have been more, if I hadn't been away for four years!"</p>
<p>"Well, now you want to buy a farm," says Al. </p>
<p>"Yes, sir!" says Novak. "Got my eye on a fine piece of property. Forty acres, out near Anton Corners."</p>
<p>"What about collateral?" asks Al. </p>
<p> "Collateral?" asks Novak. "What's that?"</p>
<p>"Security for your loan," says Al. "What can you put up in the way of property? Do you have any stocks and bonds? Real estate? Valuables of any kind?"</p>
<p>"No, Mister Stephenson," replies Novak. "You see, the -"</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Where did you operate? asks Al. 
All over the Pacific, replies Novak. One little island after another.
What did you do, mostly? asks Al.
Go in before the landings, says Novak, and clear the underwater mines and obstructions. Then, when theyd taken enough]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 097: One Little Island After Another]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Where did you operate?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"All over the Pacific," replies Novak. "One little island after another."</p>
<p>"What did you do, mostly?" asks Al.</p>
<p>"Go in before the landings," says Novak, "and clear the underwater mines and obstructions. Then, when they'd taken enough ground for an airstrip, we'd build it."</p>
<p>"Fairly interesting work, eh?" says Al. </p>
<p>"No, it got monotonous," says Novak. "Those islands all look alike - - until Iwo Jima. That was different!"</p>
<p>"So I've heard," says Al, looking back at the application. "I see you have quite a family - a wife and four children."</p>
<p>"Yes," nods Novak. "There'd have been more, if I hadn't been away for four years!"</p>
<p>"Well, now you want to buy a farm," says Al. </p>
<p>"Yes, sir!" says Novak. "Got my eye on a fine piece of property. Forty acres, out near Anton Corners."</p>
<p>"What about collateral?" asks Al. </p>
<p> "Collateral?" asks Novak. "What's that?"</p>
<p>"Security for your loan," says Al. "What can you put up in the way of property? Do you have any stocks and bonds? Real estate? Valuables of any kind?"</p>
<p>"No, Mister Stephenson," replies Novak. "You see, the -"</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Where did you operate?" asks Al. 
"All over the Pacific," replies Novak. "One little island after another."
"What did you do, mostly?" asks Al.
"Go in before the landings," says Novak, "and clear the underwater mines and obstructions. Then, when they'd taken enough ground for an airstrip, we'd build it."
"Fairly interesting work, eh?" says Al. 
"No, it got monotonous," says Novak. "Those islands all look alike - - until Iwo Jima. That was different!"
"So I've heard," says Al, looking back at the application. "I see you have quite a family - a wife and four children."
"Yes," nods Novak. "There'd have been more, if I hadn't been away for four years!"
"Well, now you want to buy a farm," says Al. 
"Yes, sir!" says Novak. "Got my eye on a fine piece of property. Forty acres, out near Anton Corners."
"What about collateral?" asks Al. 
 "Collateral?" asks Novak. "What's that?"
"Security for your loan," says Al. "What can you put up in the way of property? Do you have any stocks and bonds? Real estate? Valuables of any kind?"
"No, Mister Stephenson," replies Novak. "You see, the -"
 
 
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		<title>Minute 097: One Little Island After Another</title>
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	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Where did you operate?" asks Al. 
"All over the Pacific," replies Novak. "One little island after another."
"What did you do, mostly?" asks Al.
"Go in before the landings," says Novak, "and clear the underwater mines and obstructions. Then, when they'd taken enough ground for an airstrip, we'd build it."
"Fairly interesting work, eh?" says Al. 
"No, it got monotonous," says Novak. "Those islands all look alike - - until Iwo Jima. That was different!"
"So I've heard," says Al, looking back at the application. "I see you have quite a family - a wife and four children."
"Yes," nods Novak. "There'd have been more, if I hadn't been away for four years!"
"Well, now you want to buy a farm," says Al. 
"Yes, sir!" says Novak. "Got my eye on a fine piece of property. Forty acres, out near Anton Corners."
"What about collateral?" asks Al. 
 "Collateral?" asks Novak. "What's that?"
"Security for your loan," says Al. "What can you put up in the way of property? Do you have any stocks and bonds? R]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 096: Sticky is Out</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-096-sticky-is-out/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA["Derry, " says Merkel, "The name 'Sticky' is OUT."

"Yes, Mister Merkel," says Fred, "I understand."

"This week, we're pushing a new champagne bubble bath preparation: a dollar ninety-eight for the large jar," says Merkel. "Down here, are some special- - come here," Merkel squats behind the counter and waves a finger at Fred. Fred squats. "Down here, we have..." continues Merkel as the scene dissolves.

Back at the bank, Al heads for his office desk, saying good morning to the other employees. His secretary lands a stack of papers and folders on his desk.

"What have we here, the Breton Woods Agreement?" says Al.

The secretary leans in. "That's Mister Novak waiting over there," she says. "I've filled out the basic forms. He's applying for a GI loan."

"Oh good," says Al, "I'll see him."

"Mister Novak?"  the secretary waves Mister Novak over.

"Sit down, Mister Novak," says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak.

"Don't 'sir' me, Mister Novak," says Al. "I'm a sergeant." Novak smiles. Al studies the application. "I see you were in the Navy," says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak. "I mean, yes, I was -  in the SeaBees."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Derry,  says Merkel, The name Sticky is OUT.

Yes, Mister Merkel, says Fred, I understand.

This week, were pushing a new champagne bubble bath preparation: a dollar ninety-eight for the large jar, says Merkel. Down here, are some special- - come here, M]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 096: Sticky is Out]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Derry, " says Merkel, "The name 'Sticky' is OUT."

"Yes, Mister Merkel," says Fred, "I understand."

"This week, we're pushing a new champagne bubble bath preparation: a dollar ninety-eight for the large jar," says Merkel. "Down here, are some special- - come here," Merkel squats behind the counter and waves a finger at Fred. Fred squats. "Down here, we have..." continues Merkel as the scene dissolves.

Back at the bank, Al heads for his office desk, saying good morning to the other employees. His secretary lands a stack of papers and folders on his desk.

"What have we here, the Breton Woods Agreement?" says Al.

The secretary leans in. "That's Mister Novak waiting over there," she says. "I've filled out the basic forms. He's applying for a GI loan."

"Oh good," says Al, "I'll see him."

"Mister Novak?"  the secretary waves Mister Novak over.

"Sit down, Mister Novak," says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak.

"Don't 'sir' me, Mister Novak," says Al. "I'm a sergeant." Novak smiles. Al studies the application. "I see you were in the Navy," says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak. "I mean, yes, I was -  in the SeaBees."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/995/minute-096-sticky-is-out.mp3" length="16818099" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Derry, " says Merkel, "The name 'Sticky' is OUT."

"Yes, Mister Merkel," says Fred, "I understand."

"This week, we're pushing a new champagne bubble bath preparation: a dollar ninety-eight for the large jar," says Merkel. "Down here, are some special- - come here," Merkel squats behind the counter and waves a finger at Fred. Fred squats. "Down here, we have..." continues Merkel as the scene dissolves.

Back at the bank, Al heads for his office desk, saying good morning to the other employees. His secretary lands a stack of papers and folders on his desk.

"What have we here, the Breton Woods Agreement?" says Al.

The secretary leans in. "That's Mister Novak waiting over there," she says. "I've filled out the basic forms. He's applying for a GI loan."

"Oh good," says Al, "I'll see him."

"Mister Novak?"  the secretary waves Mister Novak over.

"Sit down, Mister Novak," says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak.

"Don't 'sir' me, Mister Novak," says Al. "I'm a sergeant." Novak smiles. Al studies the application. "I see you were in the Navy," says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak. "I mean, yes, I was -  in the SeaBees."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 096: Sticky is Out</title>
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	<itunes:duration>17:17</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Derry, " says Merkel, "The name 'Sticky' is OUT."

"Yes, Mister Merkel," says Fred, "I understand."

"This week, we're pushing a new champagne bubble bath preparation: a dollar ninety-eight for the large jar," says Merkel. "Down here, are some special- - come here," Merkel squats behind the counter and waves a finger at Fred. Fred squats. "Down here, we have..." continues Merkel as the scene dissolves.

Back at the bank, Al heads for his office desk, saying good morning to the other employees. His secretary lands a stack of papers and folders on his desk.

"What have we here, the Breton Woods Agreement?" says Al.

The secretary leans in. "That's Mister Novak waiting over there," she says. "I've filled out the basic forms. He's applying for a GI loan."

"Oh good," says Al, "I'll see him."

"Mister Novak?"  the secretary waves Mister Novak over.

"Sit down, Mister Novak," says Al.

"Yes, sir," says Novak.

"Don't 'sir' me, Mister Novak," says Al. "I'm a sergeant." Novak smiles. Al stud]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 095: Reve Romantique</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-095-reve-romantique/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=985</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"A gentleman anymore," says Fred. "I'm just another soda jerk, out of a job. Now, go sit down, read a magazine, or listen to the radio, while I cook the soup. " Fred gets a can opener out of a drawer. Marie sits in the living room with a magazine.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I'll fix you a nice meal, honey," says Fred. "Just like I used to do behind the fountain, before the war." Marie slumps in her chair. Fred opens the soup can. Marie carefully peels off her false eyelashes, then stare up at the ceiling.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Later, Fred follows "Sticky" Merkel around Bullard's drug store. Fred's taken a job at the store.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"The perfume and cosmetics department is now our outstanding feature," says Merkel. "It accounts for thirty-four percent of our gross intake, and an even higher percentage of our profits. As you will readily surmise, our customers in this department are almost entirely women."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yes, I'd surmise that," says Fred. Merkel looks at Fred to see if Fred's being sarcastic.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You must familiarize yourself with the correct pronunciation of all our perfumes and toiletries," continues Merkel. "For instance, here's a popular number:&nbsp;<em>Reve Romantique</em>."</p>
<p>&nbsp;"Yeah, that means 'Romantic Dream,'" explains Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Do you speak French?" asks Merkel.</p>
<p>"Well," says Fred, "I'll tell you, Sticky - just enough to make my way around the Paris bars."</p>
<p>"Let's get one thing - " begins Sticky.&nbsp;</p>



<p><p>"</p></p>



<p><p> </p></p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[A gentleman anymore, says Fred. Im just another soda jerk, out of a job. Now, go sit down, read a magazine, or listen to the radio, while I cook the soup.  Fred gets a can opener out of a drawer. Marie sits in the living room with a magazine.&nbsp;
Ill f]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 095: Reve Romantique]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"A gentleman anymore," says Fred. "I'm just another soda jerk, out of a job. Now, go sit down, read a magazine, or listen to the radio, while I cook the soup. " Fred gets a can opener out of a drawer. Marie sits in the living room with a magazine.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I'll fix you a nice meal, honey," says Fred. "Just like I used to do behind the fountain, before the war." Marie slumps in her chair. Fred opens the soup can. Marie carefully peels off her false eyelashes, then stare up at the ceiling.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Later, Fred follows "Sticky" Merkel around Bullard's drug store. Fred's taken a job at the store.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"The perfume and cosmetics department is now our outstanding feature," says Merkel. "It accounts for thirty-four percent of our gross intake, and an even higher percentage of our profits. As you will readily surmise, our customers in this department are almost entirely women."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yes, I'd surmise that," says Fred. Merkel looks at Fred to see if Fred's being sarcastic.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You must familiarize yourself with the correct pronunciation of all our perfumes and toiletries," continues Merkel. "For instance, here's a popular number:&nbsp;<em>Reve Romantique</em>."</p>
<p>&nbsp;"Yeah, that means 'Romantic Dream,'" explains Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Do you speak French?" asks Merkel.</p>
<p>"Well," says Fred, "I'll tell you, Sticky - just enough to make my way around the Paris bars."</p>
<p>"Let's get one thing - " begins Sticky.&nbsp;</p>



<p><p>"</p></p>



<p><p> </p></p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/985/minute-095-reve-romantique.mp3" length="27811261" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["A gentleman anymore," says Fred. "I'm just another soda jerk, out of a job. Now, go sit down, read a magazine, or listen to the radio, while I cook the soup. " Fred gets a can opener out of a drawer. Marie sits in the living room with a magazine.&nbsp;
"I'll fix you a nice meal, honey," says Fred. "Just like I used to do behind the fountain, before the war." Marie slumps in her chair. Fred opens the soup can. Marie carefully peels off her false eyelashes, then stare up at the ceiling.&nbsp;
Later, Fred follows "Sticky" Merkel around Bullard's drug store. Fred's taken a job at the store.&nbsp;
"The perfume and cosmetics department is now our outstanding feature," says Merkel. "It accounts for thirty-four percent of our gross intake, and an even higher percentage of our profits. As you will readily surmise, our customers in this department are almost entirely women."&nbsp;
"Yes, I'd surmise that," says Fred. Merkel looks at Fred to see if Fred's being sarcastic.&nbsp;
"You must familiarize yourself with the correct pronunciation of all our perfumes and toiletries," continues Merkel. "For instance, here's a popular number:&nbsp;Reve Romantique."
&nbsp;"Yeah, that means 'Romantic Dream,'" explains Fred.&nbsp;
"Do you speak French?" asks Merkel.
"Well," says Fred, "I'll tell you, Sticky - just enough to make my way around the Paris bars."
"Let's get one thing - " begins Sticky.&nbsp;



"



 ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 095: Reve Romantique</title>
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	<itunes:duration>28:44</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["A gentleman anymore," says Fred. "I'm just another soda jerk, out of a job. Now, go sit down, read a magazine, or listen to the radio, while I cook the soup. " Fred gets a can opener out of a drawer. Marie sits in the living room with a magazine.&nbsp;
"I'll fix you a nice meal, honey," says Fred. "Just like I used to do behind the fountain, before the war." Marie slumps in her chair. Fred opens the soup can. Marie carefully peels off her false eyelashes, then stare up at the ceiling.&nbsp;
Later, Fred follows "Sticky" Merkel around Bullard's drug store. Fred's taken a job at the store.&nbsp;
"The perfume and cosmetics department is now our outstanding feature," says Merkel. "It accounts for thirty-four percent of our gross intake, and an even higher percentage of our profits. As you will readily surmise, our customers in this department are almost entirely women."&nbsp;
"Yes, I'd surmise that," says Fred. Merkel looks at Fred to see if Fred's being sarcastic.&nbsp;
"You must familia]]></googleplay:description>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 094: Snap Out of It!</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-094-snap-out-of-it/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=984</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["You talk in your sleep, Honey," says Marie. "Sometimes you shout that something's on fire, and you want somebody to get out. You keep saying Godofski! Godofski!"

"Gadorski," corrects Fred. "Oh, he was a friend of mine - - a B-17 pilot who got shot down over Berlin."

"Can't you get those things out of your system?" asks Marie.

"Oh, sure," says Fred.

"Maybe that's what's holding you back," says Marie. "You know, the war's over. You won't get any place until you stop thinking about it. Come on - snap out of it!"

"Okay, Honey, I'll do that," says Fred, sternly.

"I didn't tell you, Fred," says Marie, "but I got a little money saved. Dinner's on me tonight!"

Fred looks at her, then continues to lay out the dinnerware. "Well, you may keep on saving it, Babe," says Fred. "It may come in handy sometime. I appreciate the offer, but we're eating at home."

"Well, I'm hungry," says Marie. "I'm going out by myself!" She turns toward the door. Fred grabs her by the arms and stops her.

"You're not going out!" says Fred. "Get that? You're gonna stay right here, and eat what I cook, and like it!"

"Let go of me!" says Marie.

"When we were married, Babe, the Justice of the Peace said something about 'for richer for poorer, for better and for worse,' remember? Well this is the worse!" shouts Fred.

"Well, when do we get going on the better?" asks Marie.

"Whenever I get wise to myself, I guess," says Fred. "Whenever I wake up and realize I'm not an officer and a -"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[You talk in your sleep, Honey, says Marie. Sometimes you shout that somethings on fire, and you want somebody to get out. You keep saying Godofski! Godofski!

Gadorski, corrects Fred. Oh, he was a friend of mine - - a B-17 pilot who got shot down over Be]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 094: Snap Out of It!]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["You talk in your sleep, Honey," says Marie. "Sometimes you shout that something's on fire, and you want somebody to get out. You keep saying Godofski! Godofski!"

"Gadorski," corrects Fred. "Oh, he was a friend of mine - - a B-17 pilot who got shot down over Berlin."

"Can't you get those things out of your system?" asks Marie.

"Oh, sure," says Fred.

"Maybe that's what's holding you back," says Marie. "You know, the war's over. You won't get any place until you stop thinking about it. Come on - snap out of it!"

"Okay, Honey, I'll do that," says Fred, sternly.

"I didn't tell you, Fred," says Marie, "but I got a little money saved. Dinner's on me tonight!"

Fred looks at her, then continues to lay out the dinnerware. "Well, you may keep on saving it, Babe," says Fred. "It may come in handy sometime. I appreciate the offer, but we're eating at home."

"Well, I'm hungry," says Marie. "I'm going out by myself!" She turns toward the door. Fred grabs her by the arms and stops her.

"You're not going out!" says Fred. "Get that? You're gonna stay right here, and eat what I cook, and like it!"

"Let go of me!" says Marie.

"When we were married, Babe, the Justice of the Peace said something about 'for richer for poorer, for better and for worse,' remember? Well this is the worse!" shouts Fred.

"Well, when do we get going on the better?" asks Marie.

"Whenever I get wise to myself, I guess," says Fred. "Whenever I wake up and realize I'm not an officer and a -"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/984/minute-094-snap-out-of-it.mp3" length="23880773" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["You talk in your sleep, Honey," says Marie. "Sometimes you shout that something's on fire, and you want somebody to get out. You keep saying Godofski! Godofski!"

"Gadorski," corrects Fred. "Oh, he was a friend of mine - - a B-17 pilot who got shot down over Berlin."

"Can't you get those things out of your system?" asks Marie.

"Oh, sure," says Fred.

"Maybe that's what's holding you back," says Marie. "You know, the war's over. You won't get any place until you stop thinking about it. Come on - snap out of it!"

"Okay, Honey, I'll do that," says Fred, sternly.

"I didn't tell you, Fred," says Marie, "but I got a little money saved. Dinner's on me tonight!"

Fred looks at her, then continues to lay out the dinnerware. "Well, you may keep on saving it, Babe," says Fred. "It may come in handy sometime. I appreciate the offer, but we're eating at home."

"Well, I'm hungry," says Marie. "I'm going out by myself!" She turns toward the door. Fred grabs her by the arms and stops her.

"You're not going out!" says Fred. "Get that? You're gonna stay right here, and eat what I cook, and like it!"

"Let go of me!" says Marie.

"When we were married, Babe, the Justice of the Peace said something about 'for richer for poorer, for better and for worse,' remember? Well this is the worse!" shouts Fred.

"Well, when do we get going on the better?" asks Marie.

"Whenever I get wise to myself, I guess," says Fred. "Whenever I wake up and realize I'm not an officer and a -"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 094: Snap Out of It!</title>
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	<itunes:duration>24:39</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["You talk in your sleep, Honey," says Marie. "Sometimes you shout that something's on fire, and you want somebody to get out. You keep saying Godofski! Godofski!"

"Gadorski," corrects Fred. "Oh, he was a friend of mine - - a B-17 pilot who got shot down over Berlin."

"Can't you get those things out of your system?" asks Marie.

"Oh, sure," says Fred.

"Maybe that's what's holding you back," says Marie. "You know, the war's over. You won't get any place until you stop thinking about it. Come on - snap out of it!"

"Okay, Honey, I'll do that," says Fred, sternly.

"I didn't tell you, Fred," says Marie, "but I got a little money saved. Dinner's on me tonight!"

Fred looks at her, then continues to lay out the dinnerware. "Well, you may keep on saving it, Babe," says Fred. "It may come in handy sometime. I appreciate the offer, but we're eating at home."

"Well, I'm hungry," says Marie. "I'm going out by myself!" She turns toward the door. Fred grabs her by the arms and stops her.

"You]]></googleplay:description>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 093: I Mean&#8230; in Your Mind</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-093-i-mean-in-your-mind/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=982</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"-kept hoping I was going to land a good job," says Fred. "At last, I've got it through my think skull that I'm not going to get one, so - so we'll just have to forget about Jackie's Hot Spot and The Blue Devil and all the rest."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, why couldn't you get a good job?" asks Marie. "Have you really been trying?"</p>
<p>"Sure!" says Fred. "I've been all over town. All the employment offices, and the USES - - they all tell me I don't know anything. They say I ought to spend a couple of years as an apprentice, or go to a trade school."</p>
<p>"A couple of years," says Marie, "with you, going to kindergarten. And what would I be doing in the meantime?"&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You can always help me with my homework," says Fred, smiling weakly.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred puts a coffee pot on the stove. Marie ponders, then asks a question, very seriously.</p>
<p>"Fred..." begins Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yep?" replies Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Are you really alright?" asks Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, of course! I'm alright, why?" replies Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I mean... in your mind," says Marie. "Is there anything..."</p>
<p>"In my mind?" asks Fred. "You mean, you think I've gone goofy?" He pulls out of the leaves of their folding kitchen table.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I've been wondering..." says Marie, rubbing her arm. Fred laughs.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"What was Gadofsky?" asks Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Where did you hear about him?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You talk-" begins Marie.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[-kept hoping I was going to land a good job, says Fred. At last, Ive got it through my think skull that Im not going to get one, so - so well just have to forget about Jackies Hot Spot and The Blue Devil and all the rest.&nbsp;
Well, why couldnt you get ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 093: I Mean... in Your Mind]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"-kept hoping I was going to land a good job," says Fred. "At last, I've got it through my think skull that I'm not going to get one, so - so we'll just have to forget about Jackie's Hot Spot and The Blue Devil and all the rest."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, why couldn't you get a good job?" asks Marie. "Have you really been trying?"</p>
<p>"Sure!" says Fred. "I've been all over town. All the employment offices, and the USES - - they all tell me I don't know anything. They say I ought to spend a couple of years as an apprentice, or go to a trade school."</p>
<p>"A couple of years," says Marie, "with you, going to kindergarten. And what would I be doing in the meantime?"&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You can always help me with my homework," says Fred, smiling weakly.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred puts a coffee pot on the stove. Marie ponders, then asks a question, very seriously.</p>
<p>"Fred..." begins Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yep?" replies Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Are you really alright?" asks Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, of course! I'm alright, why?" replies Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I mean... in your mind," says Marie. "Is there anything..."</p>
<p>"In my mind?" asks Fred. "You mean, you think I've gone goofy?" He pulls out of the leaves of their folding kitchen table.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I've been wondering..." says Marie, rubbing her arm. Fred laughs.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"What was Gadofsky?" asks Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Where did you hear about him?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You talk-" begins Marie.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/982/minute-093-i-mean-in-your-mind.mp3" length="17486834" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["-kept hoping I was going to land a good job," says Fred. "At last, I've got it through my think skull that I'm not going to get one, so - so we'll just have to forget about Jackie's Hot Spot and The Blue Devil and all the rest."&nbsp;
"Well, why couldn't you get a good job?" asks Marie. "Have you really been trying?"
"Sure!" says Fred. "I've been all over town. All the employment offices, and the USES - - they all tell me I don't know anything. They say I ought to spend a couple of years as an apprentice, or go to a trade school."
"A couple of years," says Marie, "with you, going to kindergarten. And what would I be doing in the meantime?"&nbsp;
"You can always help me with my homework," says Fred, smiling weakly.&nbsp;
Fred puts a coffee pot on the stove. Marie ponders, then asks a question, very seriously.
"Fred..." begins Marie.&nbsp;
"Yep?" replies Fred.&nbsp;
"Are you really alright?" asks Marie.&nbsp;
"Oh, of course! I'm alright, why?" replies Fred.&nbsp;
"I mean... in your mind," says Marie. "Is there anything..."
"In my mind?" asks Fred. "You mean, you think I've gone goofy?" He pulls out of the leaves of their folding kitchen table.&nbsp;
"I've been wondering..." says Marie, rubbing her arm. Fred laughs.&nbsp;
"What was Gadofsky?" asks Marie.&nbsp;
"Where did you hear about him?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"You talk-" begins Marie.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 093: I Mean&#8230; in Your Mind</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>17:59</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["-kept hoping I was going to land a good job," says Fred. "At last, I've got it through my think skull that I'm not going to get one, so - so we'll just have to forget about Jackie's Hot Spot and The Blue Devil and all the rest."&nbsp;
"Well, why couldn't you get a good job?" asks Marie. "Have you really been trying?"
"Sure!" says Fred. "I've been all over town. All the employment offices, and the USES - - they all tell me I don't know anything. They say I ought to spend a couple of years as an apprentice, or go to a trade school."
"A couple of years," says Marie, "with you, going to kindergarten. And what would I be doing in the meantime?"&nbsp;
"You can always help me with my homework," says Fred, smiling weakly.&nbsp;
Fred puts a coffee pot on the stove. Marie ponders, then asks a question, very seriously.
"Fred..." begins Marie.&nbsp;
"Yep?" replies Fred.&nbsp;
"Are you really alright?" asks Marie.&nbsp;
"Oh, of course! I'm alright, why?" replies Fred.&nbsp;
"I mean... in your min]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 092: Cream of Corn Soup</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-092-cream-of-corn-soup/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=978</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>As Mr. Parrish buttons Homer's pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homer's mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. </p>


<p><p>Mr. Parrish stubs out Homer's cigarette in an ashtray.  </p><p>"Goodnight, son," says Mr. Parrish.  </p><p>"Goodnight, Pop," replies Homer. "Thanks." </p><p>Mr. Parrish closes the door, but leaves it slightly ajar. The scene fades out.  </p><p>Time passes.  </p><p>Marie Derry is brushing her eyelashes while reclining on a couch in her apartment.  </p><p>The door opens. Fred walks in, carrying a box of groceries. "Hello, babe," says Fred.  </p><p>"Whatcha got there?" asks Marie.  </p><p>"Supper," replies Fred, heading for the kitchen. "Cream of corn soup, potato salad, salami, and liverwurst." </p><p>Marie gets off the couch. "We're going to Jackie's Hot Spot - I phoned and made a reservation!" </p><p>"We're eating at home," says Fred, taking off his jacket.  </p><p>"What's the matter, honey?" asks Marie. "You sick or something?" </p><p>"No, dear," replies Fred, "broke." </p><p>Marie stares at Fred. "Broke?" </p><p>"You got it," says Fred. </p> "Well, what happened?" asks Marie. "Where did it go to?"  </p>



<p>"We spent it, babe," says Fred. "That's what happened. I'm sorry it's so sudden. I didn't tell you the money was almost gone, because every day-"  <p> </p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[As Mr. Parrish buttons Homers pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homers mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. 


Mr. Parrish stubs out Homers cigarette in an ashtray.  Goodnight, son, says]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 092: Cream of Corn Soup]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As Mr. Parrish buttons Homer's pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homer's mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. </p>


<p><p>Mr. Parrish stubs out Homer's cigarette in an ashtray.  </p><p>"Goodnight, son," says Mr. Parrish.  </p><p>"Goodnight, Pop," replies Homer. "Thanks." </p><p>Mr. Parrish closes the door, but leaves it slightly ajar. The scene fades out.  </p><p>Time passes.  </p><p>Marie Derry is brushing her eyelashes while reclining on a couch in her apartment.  </p><p>The door opens. Fred walks in, carrying a box of groceries. "Hello, babe," says Fred.  </p><p>"Whatcha got there?" asks Marie.  </p><p>"Supper," replies Fred, heading for the kitchen. "Cream of corn soup, potato salad, salami, and liverwurst." </p><p>Marie gets off the couch. "We're going to Jackie's Hot Spot - I phoned and made a reservation!" </p><p>"We're eating at home," says Fred, taking off his jacket.  </p><p>"What's the matter, honey?" asks Marie. "You sick or something?" </p><p>"No, dear," replies Fred, "broke." </p><p>Marie stares at Fred. "Broke?" </p><p>"You got it," says Fred. </p> "Well, what happened?" asks Marie. "Where did it go to?"  </p>



<p>"We spent it, babe," says Fred. "That's what happened. I'm sorry it's so sudden. I didn't tell you the money was almost gone, because every day-"  <p> </p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/978/minute-092-cream-of-corn-soup.mp3" length="19126905" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[As Mr. Parrish buttons Homer's pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homer's mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. 


Mr. Parrish stubs out Homer's cigarette in an ashtray.  "Goodnight, son," says Mr. Parrish.  "Goodnight, Pop," replies Homer. "Thanks." Mr. Parrish closes the door, but leaves it slightly ajar. The scene fades out.  Time passes.  Marie Derry is brushing her eyelashes while reclining on a couch in her apartment.  The door opens. Fred walks in, carrying a box of groceries. "Hello, babe," says Fred.  "Whatcha got there?" asks Marie.  "Supper," replies Fred, heading for the kitchen. "Cream of corn soup, potato salad, salami, and liverwurst." Marie gets off the couch. "We're going to Jackie's Hot Spot - I phoned and made a reservation!" "We're eating at home," says Fred, taking off his jacket.  "What's the matter, honey?" asks Marie. "You sick or something?" "No, dear," replies Fred, "broke." Marie stares at Fred. "Broke?" "You got it," says Fred.  "Well, what happened?" asks Marie. "Where did it go to?"  



"We spent it, babe," says Fred. "That's what happened. I'm sorry it's so sudden. I didn't tell you the money was almost gone, because every day-"   ]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46092.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 092: Cream of Corn Soup</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:42</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[As Mr. Parrish buttons Homer's pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homer's mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. 


Mr. Parrish stubs out Homer's cigarette in an ashtray.  "Goodnight, son," says Mr. Parrish.  "Goodnight, Pop," replies Homer. "Thanks." Mr. Parrish closes the door, but leaves it slightly ajar. The scene fades out.  Time passes.  Marie Derry is brushing her eyelashes while reclining on a couch in her apartment.  The door opens. Fred walks in, carrying a box of groceries. "Hello, babe," says Fred.  "Whatcha got there?" asks Marie.  "Supper," replies Fred, heading for the kitchen. "Cream of corn soup, potato salad, salami, and liverwurst." Marie gets off the couch. "We're going to Jackie's Hot Spot - I phoned and made a reservation!" "We're eating at home," says Fred, taking off his jacket.  "What's the matter, honey?" asks Marie. "You sick or something?" "No, dear," replies Fred, "broke." Marie stares at Fre]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46092.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 091: Homer&#8217;s Bedtime</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-091-homers-bedtime/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=974</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Homer smokes a cigarette as his father removes Homer's robe. Mr. Parrish takes the straps of Homer's prosthetics off Homer's shoulders, then feeds Homer's upper arms through the sleeves of Homer's pajamas. </p>
<p>As Mr. Parrish buttons Homer's pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homer's mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer smokes a cigarette as his father removes Homers robe. Mr. Parrish takes the straps of Homers prosthetics off Homers shoulders, then feeds Homers upper arms through the sleeves of Homers pajamas. 
As Mr. Parrish buttons Homers pajamas, Homer motions]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 091: Homer's Bedtime]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Homer smokes a cigarette as his father removes Homer's robe. Mr. Parrish takes the straps of Homer's prosthetics off Homer's shoulders, then feeds Homer's upper arms through the sleeves of Homer's pajamas. </p>
<p>As Mr. Parrish buttons Homer's pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homer's mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/974/minute-091-homers-bedtime.mp3" length="13756562" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer smokes a cigarette as his father removes Homer's robe. Mr. Parrish takes the straps of Homer's prosthetics off Homer's shoulders, then feeds Homer's upper arms through the sleeves of Homer's pajamas. 
As Mr. Parrish buttons Homer's pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homer's mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. ]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46091.jpg"></itunes:image>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46091.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 091: Homer&#8217;s Bedtime</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>14:06</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer smokes a cigarette as his father removes Homer's robe. Mr. Parrish takes the straps of Homer's prosthetics off Homer's shoulders, then feeds Homer's upper arms through the sleeves of Homer's pajamas. 
As Mr. Parrish buttons Homer's pajamas, Homer motions with the cigarette in his mouth. Mr. Parrish removes the cigarette from Homer's mouth and places it in the bedside ashtray. ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46091.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 090: Going to Bed Now</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-090-going-to-bed-now/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2021 00:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=815</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Homer quietly steps into Luella's bedroom. Luella is asleep in a day bed.&nbsp; A Raggedy Ann doll lays next to her. Homer carefully lifts her blanket up and covers Luella. Luella responds by turning her head to the wall, still asleep.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer leaves Luella's room, walks down the darkened hallway, and knocks on his parents' bedroom door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yes?" says Mr. Parrish from inside the bedroom.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Okay, Pop," says Homer. "I'm going to bed now."</p>
<p>"Be right with you, Homer, " says Mr. Parrish. Homer walks back to his bedroom.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Mr. Parrish steps quickly into the hallway, following Homer back to his room. Mr. Parrish takes his pipe out of his mouth and puts the pipe on Homer's dresser.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer is lighting a cigarette next to his bed.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer quietly steps into Luellas bedroom. Luella is asleep in a day bed.&nbsp; A Raggedy Ann doll lays next to her. Homer carefully lifts her blanket up and covers Luella. Luella responds by turning her head to the wall, still asleep.&nbsp;
Homer leaves ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 090: Going to Bed Now]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Homer quietly steps into Luella's bedroom. Luella is asleep in a day bed.&nbsp; A Raggedy Ann doll lays next to her. Homer carefully lifts her blanket up and covers Luella. Luella responds by turning her head to the wall, still asleep.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer leaves Luella's room, walks down the darkened hallway, and knocks on his parents' bedroom door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yes?" says Mr. Parrish from inside the bedroom.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Okay, Pop," says Homer. "I'm going to bed now."</p>
<p>"Be right with you, Homer, " says Mr. Parrish. Homer walks back to his bedroom.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Mr. Parrish steps quickly into the hallway, following Homer back to his room. Mr. Parrish takes his pipe out of his mouth and puts the pipe on Homer's dresser.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer is lighting a cigarette next to his bed.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/815/minute-090-going-to-bed-now.mp3" length="22849908" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer quietly steps into Luella's bedroom. Luella is asleep in a day bed.&nbsp; A Raggedy Ann doll lays next to her. Homer carefully lifts her blanket up and covers Luella. Luella responds by turning her head to the wall, still asleep.&nbsp;
Homer leaves Luella's room, walks down the darkened hallway, and knocks on his parents' bedroom door.&nbsp;
"Yes?" says Mr. Parrish from inside the bedroom.&nbsp;
"Okay, Pop," says Homer. "I'm going to bed now."
"Be right with you, Homer, " says Mr. Parrish. Homer walks back to his bedroom.&nbsp;
Mr. Parrish steps quickly into the hallway, following Homer back to his room. Mr. Parrish takes his pipe out of his mouth and puts the pipe on Homer's dresser.&nbsp;
Homer is lighting a cigarette next to his bed.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46090.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 090: Going to Bed Now</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:34</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer quietly steps into Luella's bedroom. Luella is asleep in a day bed.&nbsp; A Raggedy Ann doll lays next to her. Homer carefully lifts her blanket up and covers Luella. Luella responds by turning her head to the wall, still asleep.&nbsp;
Homer leaves Luella's room, walks down the darkened hallway, and knocks on his parents' bedroom door.&nbsp;
"Yes?" says Mr. Parrish from inside the bedroom.&nbsp;
"Okay, Pop," says Homer. "I'm going to bed now."
"Be right with you, Homer, " says Mr. Parrish. Homer walks back to his bedroom.&nbsp;
Mr. Parrish steps quickly into the hallway, following Homer back to his room. Mr. Parrish takes his pipe out of his mouth and puts the pipe on Homer's dresser.&nbsp;
Homer is lighting a cigarette next to his bed.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46090.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 089: I&#8217;ve Got to Work it Out Myself</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-089-ive-got-to-work-it-out-myself/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2021 00:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=814</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Wilma tells Homer she could help him. "If you'd let me," she says.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I've got to work it out myself," replies Homer. "All I've wanted is for people to treat me like anybody else, instead of pitying me. I guess it's - it's hard for them to do that. I've just got to learn to get used to it and&nbsp; - - pay no attention."</p>
<p>"Couldn't I-" begins Wilma, touching his arm.</p>
<p>"No!" shouts Homer, pounding his arm on the workbench. "I've gotta do it myself!"</p>
<p>Wilma begins to cry, and runs out of the workshop.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer looks down at the workbench, and then at the workshop door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Wilma hurries down the Parrish driveway, then breaks into a run as she nears the front of her house.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;Later that night, Homer finishes brushing his teeth. He wipes his mouth with a towel. He exits the bathroom and closes the bathroom door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>In the darkened upstairs hallway, Homer peers into Luella's room.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Wilma tells Homer she could help him. If youd let me, she says.&nbsp;
Ive got to work it out myself, replies Homer. All Ive wanted is for people to treat me like anybody else, instead of pitying me. I guess its - its hard for them to do that. Ive just go]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 089: I've Got to Do it Myself]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wilma tells Homer she could help him. "If you'd let me," she says.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I've got to work it out myself," replies Homer. "All I've wanted is for people to treat me like anybody else, instead of pitying me. I guess it's - it's hard for them to do that. I've just got to learn to get used to it and&nbsp; - - pay no attention."</p>
<p>"Couldn't I-" begins Wilma, touching his arm.</p>
<p>"No!" shouts Homer, pounding his arm on the workbench. "I've gotta do it myself!"</p>
<p>Wilma begins to cry, and runs out of the workshop.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer looks down at the workbench, and then at the workshop door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Wilma hurries down the Parrish driveway, then breaks into a run as she nears the front of her house.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;Later that night, Homer finishes brushing his teeth. He wipes his mouth with a towel. He exits the bathroom and closes the bathroom door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>In the darkened upstairs hallway, Homer peers into Luella's room.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/814/minute-089-ive-got-to-work-it-out-myself.mp3" length="21401222" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Wilma tells Homer she could help him. "If you'd let me," she says.&nbsp;
"I've got to work it out myself," replies Homer. "All I've wanted is for people to treat me like anybody else, instead of pitying me. I guess it's - it's hard for them to do that. I've just got to learn to get used to it and&nbsp; - - pay no attention."
"Couldn't I-" begins Wilma, touching his arm.
"No!" shouts Homer, pounding his arm on the workbench. "I've gotta do it myself!"
Wilma begins to cry, and runs out of the workshop.&nbsp;
Homer looks down at the workbench, and then at the workshop door.&nbsp;
Wilma hurries down the Parrish driveway, then breaks into a run as she nears the front of her house.&nbsp;
&nbsp;Later that night, Homer finishes brushing his teeth. He wipes his mouth with a towel. He exits the bathroom and closes the bathroom door.&nbsp;
In the darkened upstairs hallway, Homer peers into Luella's room.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 089: I&#8217;ve Got to Work it Out Myself</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>22:04</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Wilma tells Homer she could help him. "If you'd let me," she says.&nbsp;
"I've got to work it out myself," replies Homer. "All I've wanted is for people to treat me like anybody else, instead of pitying me. I guess it's - it's hard for them to do that. I've just got to learn to get used to it and&nbsp; - - pay no attention."
"Couldn't I-" begins Wilma, touching his arm.
"No!" shouts Homer, pounding his arm on the workbench. "I've gotta do it myself!"
Wilma begins to cry, and runs out of the workshop.&nbsp;
Homer looks down at the workbench, and then at the workshop door.&nbsp;
Wilma hurries down the Parrish driveway, then breaks into a run as she nears the front of her house.&nbsp;
&nbsp;Later that night, Homer finishes brushing his teeth. He wipes his mouth with a towel. He exits the bathroom and closes the bathroom door.&nbsp;
In the darkened upstairs hallway, Homer peers into Luella's room.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 088: Take a Good Look</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-088-take-a-good-look/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=813</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Homer turns around and looks out the workshop window.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You wanna see how the hooks work?" yells Homer, angrily. "You wanna see the freak?" Homer fumbles with the doorknob, but can't open the door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Luella and the other children move away from the window.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Alright," says Homer, "I'll - I'll show ya!" He punches his prosthetics through the panes of the workshop window.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Take a good look!" he yells at his sister.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Luella stands in front of her brother, shocked at his angry response.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I didn't mean anything, Homer!" she says, sobbing. "I was only..."</p>
<p>Homer realizes what he's done, and looks down at his hooks, and then at his sister. "I - I'm sorry, Luella," says Homer. "It isn't your fault. Go on and play with your friends."</p>
<p>&nbsp;Luella tearfully backs away from the window, then turn towards her friends who are watching from the driveway.</p>
<p>Homer turns back to Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I know, Wilma," says Homer. "I was wrong. I shouldn't have acted like that. It wasn't her that - - burned my hands off." He picks up his rifle from the floor. Wilma's theme begins to play.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I'll be alright," says Homer. "I've just got to work it out myself."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I can help you, Homer," says Wilma, walking toward him.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer turns around and looks out the workshop window.&nbsp;
You wanna see how the hooks work? yells Homer, angrily. You wanna see the freak? Homer fumbles with the doorknob, but cant open the door.&nbsp;
Luella and the other children move away from the w]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 088: Take a Good Look]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Homer turns around and looks out the workshop window.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You wanna see how the hooks work?" yells Homer, angrily. "You wanna see the freak?" Homer fumbles with the doorknob, but can't open the door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Luella and the other children move away from the window.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Alright," says Homer, "I'll - I'll show ya!" He punches his prosthetics through the panes of the workshop window.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Take a good look!" he yells at his sister.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Luella stands in front of her brother, shocked at his angry response.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I didn't mean anything, Homer!" she says, sobbing. "I was only..."</p>
<p>Homer realizes what he's done, and looks down at his hooks, and then at his sister. "I - I'm sorry, Luella," says Homer. "It isn't your fault. Go on and play with your friends."</p>
<p>&nbsp;Luella tearfully backs away from the window, then turn towards her friends who are watching from the driveway.</p>
<p>Homer turns back to Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I know, Wilma," says Homer. "I was wrong. I shouldn't have acted like that. It wasn't her that - - burned my hands off." He picks up his rifle from the floor. Wilma's theme begins to play.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I'll be alright," says Homer. "I've just got to work it out myself."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I can help you, Homer," says Wilma, walking toward him.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/813/minute-088-take-a-good-look.mp3" length="17485667" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer turns around and looks out the workshop window.&nbsp;
"You wanna see how the hooks work?" yells Homer, angrily. "You wanna see the freak?" Homer fumbles with the doorknob, but can't open the door.&nbsp;
Luella and the other children move away from the window.&nbsp;
"Alright," says Homer, "I'll - I'll show ya!" He punches his prosthetics through the panes of the workshop window.&nbsp;
"Take a good look!" he yells at his sister.&nbsp;
Luella stands in front of her brother, shocked at his angry response.&nbsp;
"I didn't mean anything, Homer!" she says, sobbing. "I was only..."
Homer realizes what he's done, and looks down at his hooks, and then at his sister. "I - I'm sorry, Luella," says Homer. "It isn't your fault. Go on and play with your friends."
&nbsp;Luella tearfully backs away from the window, then turn towards her friends who are watching from the driveway.
Homer turns back to Wilma.&nbsp;
"I know, Wilma," says Homer. "I was wrong. I shouldn't have acted like that. It wasn't her that - - burned my hands off." He picks up his rifle from the floor. Wilma's theme begins to play.&nbsp;
"I'll be alright," says Homer. "I've just got to work it out myself."&nbsp;
"I can help you, Homer," says Wilma, walking toward him.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 088: Take a Good Look</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>17:59</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer turns around and looks out the workshop window.&nbsp;
"You wanna see how the hooks work?" yells Homer, angrily. "You wanna see the freak?" Homer fumbles with the doorknob, but can't open the door.&nbsp;
Luella and the other children move away from the window.&nbsp;
"Alright," says Homer, "I'll - I'll show ya!" He punches his prosthetics through the panes of the workshop window.&nbsp;
"Take a good look!" he yells at his sister.&nbsp;
Luella stands in front of her brother, shocked at his angry response.&nbsp;
"I didn't mean anything, Homer!" she says, sobbing. "I was only..."
Homer realizes what he's done, and looks down at his hooks, and then at his sister. "I - I'm sorry, Luella," says Homer. "It isn't your fault. Go on and play with your friends."
&nbsp;Luella tearfully backs away from the window, then turn towards her friends who are watching from the driveway.
Homer turns back to Wilma.&nbsp;
"I know, Wilma," says Homer. "I was wrong. I shouldn't have acted like that. It wasn]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 087: That&#8217;s Not Loaded, Is It?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-087-thats-not-loaded-is-it/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=923</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"You wrote me that when you got home, you and I were going to be married," says Wilma. Homer cleans the barrel of his rifle. "If you wrote that once, you wrote it a hundred times. Isn't that true?" asks Wilma.</p>
<p>"Yes, but - - things are different now," says Homer, not looking at Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Have you changed your mind?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Have I said anything about changing my mind?" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"No," says Wilma. "But that's just it: you haven't said anything about anything."</p>
<p>Homer peers down the barrel of his rifle.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"That's not loaded, is it?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Of course it isn't loaded," says Homer. "Don't you think I know how to handle a gun?"</p>
<p>"I don't know what to think, Homer," says Wilma. "All I know is: I was in love with you when you left, and I'm in love with you now. Other things may have changed, but - that hasn't."&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer looks at Wilma, and then looks past her, out the garage window. His little sister and her friends are peering in the window.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[You wrote me that when you got home, you and I were going to be married, says Wilma. Homer cleans the barrel of his rifle. If you wrote that once, you wrote it a hundred times. Isnt that true? asks Wilma.
Yes, but - - things are different now, says Homer]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Only loaded questions.]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"You wrote me that when you got home, you and I were going to be married," says Wilma. Homer cleans the barrel of his rifle. "If you wrote that once, you wrote it a hundred times. Isn't that true?" asks Wilma.</p>
<p>"Yes, but - - things are different now," says Homer, not looking at Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Have you changed your mind?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Have I said anything about changing my mind?" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"No," says Wilma. "But that's just it: you haven't said anything about anything."</p>
<p>Homer peers down the barrel of his rifle.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"That's not loaded, is it?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Of course it isn't loaded," says Homer. "Don't you think I know how to handle a gun?"</p>
<p>"I don't know what to think, Homer," says Wilma. "All I know is: I was in love with you when you left, and I'm in love with you now. Other things may have changed, but - that hasn't."&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer looks at Wilma, and then looks past her, out the garage window. His little sister and her friends are peering in the window.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/923/minute-087-thats-not-loaded-is-it.mp3" length="24310585" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["You wrote me that when you got home, you and I were going to be married," says Wilma. Homer cleans the barrel of his rifle. "If you wrote that once, you wrote it a hundred times. Isn't that true?" asks Wilma.
"Yes, but - - things are different now," says Homer, not looking at Wilma.&nbsp;
"Have you changed your mind?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"Have I said anything about changing my mind?" says Homer.&nbsp;
"No," says Wilma. "But that's just it: you haven't said anything about anything."
Homer peers down the barrel of his rifle.&nbsp;
"That's not loaded, is it?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"Of course it isn't loaded," says Homer. "Don't you think I know how to handle a gun?"
"I don't know what to think, Homer," says Wilma. "All I know is: I was in love with you when you left, and I'm in love with you now. Other things may have changed, but - that hasn't."&nbsp;
Homer looks at Wilma, and then looks past her, out the garage window. His little sister and her friends are peering in the window.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 087: That&#8217;s Not Loaded, Is It?</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:06</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["You wrote me that when you got home, you and I were going to be married," says Wilma. Homer cleans the barrel of his rifle. "If you wrote that once, you wrote it a hundred times. Isn't that true?" asks Wilma.
"Yes, but - - things are different now," says Homer, not looking at Wilma.&nbsp;
"Have you changed your mind?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"Have I said anything about changing my mind?" says Homer.&nbsp;
"No," says Wilma. "But that's just it: you haven't said anything about anything."
Homer peers down the barrel of his rifle.&nbsp;
"That's not loaded, is it?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"Of course it isn't loaded," says Homer. "Don't you think I know how to handle a gun?"
"I don't know what to think, Homer," says Wilma. "All I know is: I was in love with you when you left, and I'm in love with you now. Other things may have changed, but - that hasn't."&nbsp;
Homer looks at Wilma, and then looks past her, out the garage window. His little sister and her friends are peering in the window.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 086: About Us</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-086-about-us/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2021 02:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=924</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Homer aims his rifle and fires at a target. Wilma tries to block her ears from the noise. She smiles at Homer after he shoots, but Homer ignores her expression.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer puts the rifle down and walks toward the target. He plucks it off a stack of cordwood and examines his aim.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"How did you do, Homer?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Only fair," says Homer. Wilma looks at the target.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You did fine!" says Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer smiles at her. "I'll do better," he says. He picks up the rifle and examines the bolt action.</p>
<p>"I've been wanting to have a chance to talk to you," says Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"What about?" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"About everything," says Wilma. "About us."</p>
<p>"What about us?" says Homer. "We're alright, aren't we?"</p>
<p>"No," says Wilma. "Listen to me, Homer."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I'm listening," says Homer.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer aims his rifle and fires at a target. Wilma tries to block her ears from the noise. She smiles at Homer after he shoots, but Homer ignores her expression.&nbsp;
Homer puts the rifle down and walks toward the target. He plucks it off a stack of cord]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 086: About Us]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Homer aims his rifle and fires at a target. Wilma tries to block her ears from the noise. She smiles at Homer after he shoots, but Homer ignores her expression.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer puts the rifle down and walks toward the target. He plucks it off a stack of cordwood and examines his aim.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"How did you do, Homer?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Only fair," says Homer. Wilma looks at the target.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You did fine!" says Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer smiles at her. "I'll do better," he says. He picks up the rifle and examines the bolt action.</p>
<p>"I've been wanting to have a chance to talk to you," says Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"What about?" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"About everything," says Wilma. "About us."</p>
<p>"What about us?" says Homer. "We're alright, aren't we?"</p>
<p>"No," says Wilma. "Listen to me, Homer."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I'm listening," says Homer.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/924/minute-086-about-us.mp3" length="17503948" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer aims his rifle and fires at a target. Wilma tries to block her ears from the noise. She smiles at Homer after he shoots, but Homer ignores her expression.&nbsp;
Homer puts the rifle down and walks toward the target. He plucks it off a stack of cordwood and examines his aim.&nbsp;
"How did you do, Homer?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"Only fair," says Homer. Wilma looks at the target.&nbsp;
"You did fine!" says Wilma.&nbsp;
Homer smiles at her. "I'll do better," he says. He picks up the rifle and examines the bolt action.
"I've been wanting to have a chance to talk to you," says Wilma.&nbsp;
"What about?" says Homer.&nbsp;
"About everything," says Wilma. "About us."
"What about us?" says Homer. "We're alright, aren't we?"
"No," says Wilma. "Listen to me, Homer."&nbsp;
"I'm listening," says Homer.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 086: About Us</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>18:00</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer aims his rifle and fires at a target. Wilma tries to block her ears from the noise. She smiles at Homer after he shoots, but Homer ignores her expression.&nbsp;
Homer puts the rifle down and walks toward the target. He plucks it off a stack of cordwood and examines his aim.&nbsp;
"How did you do, Homer?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"Only fair," says Homer. Wilma looks at the target.&nbsp;
"You did fine!" says Wilma.&nbsp;
Homer smiles at her. "I'll do better," he says. He picks up the rifle and examines the bolt action.
"I've been wanting to have a chance to talk to you," says Wilma.&nbsp;
"What about?" says Homer.&nbsp;
"About everything," says Wilma. "About us."
"What about us?" says Homer. "We're alright, aren't we?"
"No," says Wilma. "Listen to me, Homer."&nbsp;
"I'm listening," says Homer.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46086.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 085: We&#8217;re Just Playing</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-085-were-just-playing/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=796</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"He just keeps to himself," says Mister Parrish, "all the time." Parrish goes back to his lawnmowing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Wilma turns and walks down the driveway to the garage / woodshed.&nbsp; She opens the gate to the back yard.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Next to the garage, Luella and her three friends are playing. Luella and another girl are pantomiming Homer's prosthetic hands with their fingers.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello, Luella," says Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello," says Luella.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"What are you kids doing?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, nothin'," says Luella, waving her arms. "We're just... playing."</p>
<p>Wilma walks toward the woodshed. Luella whispers to her friends, "That's his girl - - they're engaged!" she says.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer is firing a rifle in the workshop. There's a knock at the workshop door.&nbsp; Homer steps away from the door, and Wilma steps inside.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, Hello Wilma!" says Homer.</p>
<p>"Hello," says Wilma, smiling and closing the door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Looking for something?" asks Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"No, says Wilma, " Go right ahead."</p>
<p>Homer draws the bolt on his rifle.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[He just keeps to himself, says Mister Parrish, all the time. Parrish goes back to his lawnmowing.&nbsp;
Wilma turns and walks down the driveway to the garage / woodshed.&nbsp; She opens the gate to the back yard.&nbsp;
Next to the garage, Luella and her ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 085: We're Just Playing]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"He just keeps to himself," says Mister Parrish, "all the time." Parrish goes back to his lawnmowing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Wilma turns and walks down the driveway to the garage / woodshed.&nbsp; She opens the gate to the back yard.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Next to the garage, Luella and her three friends are playing. Luella and another girl are pantomiming Homer's prosthetic hands with their fingers.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello, Luella," says Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello," says Luella.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"What are you kids doing?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, nothin'," says Luella, waving her arms. "We're just... playing."</p>
<p>Wilma walks toward the woodshed. Luella whispers to her friends, "That's his girl - - they're engaged!" she says.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer is firing a rifle in the workshop. There's a knock at the workshop door.&nbsp; Homer steps away from the door, and Wilma steps inside.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, Hello Wilma!" says Homer.</p>
<p>"Hello," says Wilma, smiling and closing the door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Looking for something?" asks Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"No, says Wilma, " Go right ahead."</p>
<p>Homer draws the bolt on his rifle.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/796/minute-085-were-just-playing.mp3" length="18257084" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["He just keeps to himself," says Mister Parrish, "all the time." Parrish goes back to his lawnmowing.&nbsp;
Wilma turns and walks down the driveway to the garage / woodshed.&nbsp; She opens the gate to the back yard.&nbsp;
Next to the garage, Luella and her three friends are playing. Luella and another girl are pantomiming Homer's prosthetic hands with their fingers.&nbsp;
"Hello, Luella," says Wilma.&nbsp;
"Hello," says Luella.&nbsp;
"What are you kids doing?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"Oh, nothin'," says Luella, waving her arms. "We're just... playing."
Wilma walks toward the woodshed. Luella whispers to her friends, "That's his girl - - they're engaged!" she says.&nbsp;
Homer is firing a rifle in the workshop. There's a knock at the workshop door.&nbsp; Homer steps away from the door, and Wilma steps inside.&nbsp;
"Oh, Hello Wilma!" says Homer.
"Hello," says Wilma, smiling and closing the door.&nbsp;
"Looking for something?" asks Homer.&nbsp;
"No, says Wilma, " Go right ahead."
Homer draws the bolt on his rifle.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 085: We&#8217;re Just Playing</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>18:47</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["He just keeps to himself," says Mister Parrish, "all the time." Parrish goes back to his lawnmowing.&nbsp;
Wilma turns and walks down the driveway to the garage / woodshed.&nbsp; She opens the gate to the back yard.&nbsp;
Next to the garage, Luella and her three friends are playing. Luella and another girl are pantomiming Homer's prosthetic hands with their fingers.&nbsp;
"Hello, Luella," says Wilma.&nbsp;
"Hello," says Luella.&nbsp;
"What are you kids doing?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"Oh, nothin'," says Luella, waving her arms. "We're just... playing."
Wilma walks toward the woodshed. Luella whispers to her friends, "That's his girl - - they're engaged!" she says.&nbsp;
Homer is firing a rifle in the workshop. There's a knock at the workshop door.&nbsp; Homer steps away from the door, and Wilma steps inside.&nbsp;
"Oh, Hello Wilma!" says Homer.
"Hello," says Wilma, smiling and closing the door.&nbsp;
"Looking for something?" asks Homer.&nbsp;
"No, says Wilma, " Go right ahead."
Homer draws]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 084: I&#8217;d Thought He&#8217;d Seen Enough Shooting</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-083-we-can-never-be-back-there-again/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred smiles, blows on Marie's feather fascinator and touches her arm. "Come on," says Fred, "Let's go out and have fun."&nbsp; He puts on his Army cap while Marie carries her coat.&nbsp; They leave the apartment.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Outside the Parrish home, a small dog crosses the street while Mr. Parrish mows the lawn with a manual lawnmower.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Wilma walks out the front door of her house and crosses the hedge to the Parrish driveway.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello, Wilma!" says Mr. Parrish, stopping his lawnmowing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Good afternoon, Mister Parrish," replies Wilma. "Have you seen Homer?"</p>
<p>"He's out in the woodshed," answers Mr. Parrish. There's a gunshot, then another.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Says he wants to get in some practice shooting," continues Mr. Parrish. "so he can go hunting. You'd have thought he would have seen enough shooting in the war." Mr. Parrish mops his face with a handkerchief.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, I guess he just wants to find something to occupy himself," says Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I guess so," says Mr. Parrish. "I wish there was something I knew to do for him. His mother and I have tried to make him feel at home,&nbsp; but --"</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred smiles, blows on Maries feather fascinator and touches her arm. Come on, says Fred, Lets go out and have fun.&nbsp; He puts on his Army cap while Marie carries her coat.&nbsp; They leave the apartment.&nbsp;
Outside the Parrish home, a small dog cro]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 084: I'd Thought He'd Seen Enough Shooting]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred smiles, blows on Marie's feather fascinator and touches her arm. "Come on," says Fred, "Let's go out and have fun."&nbsp; He puts on his Army cap while Marie carries her coat.&nbsp; They leave the apartment.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Outside the Parrish home, a small dog crosses the street while Mr. Parrish mows the lawn with a manual lawnmower.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Wilma walks out the front door of her house and crosses the hedge to the Parrish driveway.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello, Wilma!" says Mr. Parrish, stopping his lawnmowing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Good afternoon, Mister Parrish," replies Wilma. "Have you seen Homer?"</p>
<p>"He's out in the woodshed," answers Mr. Parrish. There's a gunshot, then another.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Says he wants to get in some practice shooting," continues Mr. Parrish. "so he can go hunting. You'd have thought he would have seen enough shooting in the war." Mr. Parrish mops his face with a handkerchief.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, I guess he just wants to find something to occupy himself," says Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I guess so," says Mr. Parrish. "I wish there was something I knew to do for him. His mother and I have tried to make him feel at home,&nbsp; but --"</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred smiles, blows on Marie's feather fascinator and touches her arm. "Come on," says Fred, "Let's go out and have fun."&nbsp; He puts on his Army cap while Marie carries her coat.&nbsp; They leave the apartment.&nbsp;
Outside the Parrish home, a small dog crosses the street while Mr. Parrish mows the lawn with a manual lawnmower.&nbsp;
Wilma walks out the front door of her house and crosses the hedge to the Parrish driveway.&nbsp;
"Hello, Wilma!" says Mr. Parrish, stopping his lawnmowing.&nbsp;
"Good afternoon, Mister Parrish," replies Wilma. "Have you seen Homer?"
"He's out in the woodshed," answers Mr. Parrish. There's a gunshot, then another.&nbsp;
"Says he wants to get in some practice shooting," continues Mr. Parrish. "so he can go hunting. You'd have thought he would have seen enough shooting in the war." Mr. Parrish mops his face with a handkerchief.&nbsp;
"Well, I guess he just wants to find something to occupy himself," says Wilma.&nbsp;
"I guess so," says Mr. Parrish. "I wish there was something I knew to do for him. His mother and I have tried to make him feel at home,&nbsp; but --"]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred smiles, blows on Marie's feather fascinator and touches her arm. "Come on," says Fred, "Let's go out and have fun."&nbsp; He puts on his Army cap while Marie carries her coat.&nbsp; They leave the apartment.&nbsp;
Outside the Parrish home, a small dog crosses the street while Mr. Parrish mows the lawn with a manual lawnmower.&nbsp;
Wilma walks out the front door of her house and crosses the hedge to the Parrish driveway.&nbsp;
"Hello, Wilma!" says Mr. Parrish, stopping his lawnmowing.&nbsp;
"Good afternoon, Mister Parrish," replies Wilma. "Have you seen Homer?"
"He's out in the woodshed," answers Mr. Parrish. There's a gunshot, then another.&nbsp;
"Says he wants to get in some practice shooting," continues Mr. Parrish. "so he can go hunting. You'd have thought he would have seen enough shooting in the war." Mr. Parrish mops his face with a handkerchief.&nbsp;
"Well, I guess he just wants to find something to occupy himself," says Wilma.&nbsp;
"I guess so," says Mr. Parrish. "I wi]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 083: We Can Never Be Back There Again</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-083-we-can-never-be-back-there-again-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=795</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"It's terrible, " says Fred, talking about his old suit. "But they tell me you can't buy anything new now."</p>
<p>Marie is trying out her new French silk scarf as a veil in the mirror. "I know a place where we can get some snappy suits made to order!" she says, in a sing-song voice.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You mean there's a black market?" asks Fred, feigning surprise.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, you can get a lot of things if you know the right people," says Marie, now wearing the scarf as a bikini top. "And if you don't care how much you spend."</p>
<p>"Well, we're not worrying about that, baby!" says Fred, now dressed in his army uniform. "I got money - - cash money! Nearly a thousand bucks, right from the good old U.S. Treasury." He dons his service jacket.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh!" says Marie, "Now, you look wonderful!" Fred smiles.</p>
<p>"You look like yourself! she adds, walking away. Fred loses his smile.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You know, honey, it's so wonderful, I can hardly believe it," says Marie. "Now, we can have a real honeymoon, without a care in the world! Just as if nothing had ever happened. Just as if you'd never gone away.&nbsp; You know, we're right back where we started!"</p>
<p>"Don't say that, Marie," replies Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Don't say what?" asks Marie. "What do you-"</p>
<p>"That we're right back where we started," says Fred, growing angry. "We can never be back there again. We never want to be back there!"</p>
<p>"But why not?" asks Marie. "What is it? What's the matter with you, Fred?"</p>
<p>"Oh, never mind, babe, skip it," says Fred, calming down. "I went back to the drug store where I used to work, and I just got reminded..." Fred looks at Marie's feathered hat and laughs.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Its terrible,  says Fred, talking about his old suit. But they tell me you cant buy anything new now.
Marie is trying out her new French silk scarf as a veil in the mirror. I know a place where we can get some snappy suits made to order! she says, in a s]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 083: We Can Never Be Back There Again]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"It's terrible, " says Fred, talking about his old suit. "But they tell me you can't buy anything new now."</p>
<p>Marie is trying out her new French silk scarf as a veil in the mirror. "I know a place where we can get some snappy suits made to order!" she says, in a sing-song voice.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You mean there's a black market?" asks Fred, feigning surprise.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, you can get a lot of things if you know the right people," says Marie, now wearing the scarf as a bikini top. "And if you don't care how much you spend."</p>
<p>"Well, we're not worrying about that, baby!" says Fred, now dressed in his army uniform. "I got money - - cash money! Nearly a thousand bucks, right from the good old U.S. Treasury." He dons his service jacket.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh!" says Marie, "Now, you look wonderful!" Fred smiles.</p>
<p>"You look like yourself! she adds, walking away. Fred loses his smile.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You know, honey, it's so wonderful, I can hardly believe it," says Marie. "Now, we can have a real honeymoon, without a care in the world! Just as if nothing had ever happened. Just as if you'd never gone away.&nbsp; You know, we're right back where we started!"</p>
<p>"Don't say that, Marie," replies Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Don't say what?" asks Marie. "What do you-"</p>
<p>"That we're right back where we started," says Fred, growing angry. "We can never be back there again. We never want to be back there!"</p>
<p>"But why not?" asks Marie. "What is it? What's the matter with you, Fred?"</p>
<p>"Oh, never mind, babe, skip it," says Fred, calming down. "I went back to the drug store where I used to work, and I just got reminded..." Fred looks at Marie's feathered hat and laughs.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["It's terrible, " says Fred, talking about his old suit. "But they tell me you can't buy anything new now."
Marie is trying out her new French silk scarf as a veil in the mirror. "I know a place where we can get some snappy suits made to order!" she says, in a sing-song voice.&nbsp;
"You mean there's a black market?" asks Fred, feigning surprise.&nbsp;
"Oh, you can get a lot of things if you know the right people," says Marie, now wearing the scarf as a bikini top. "And if you don't care how much you spend."
"Well, we're not worrying about that, baby!" says Fred, now dressed in his army uniform. "I got money - - cash money! Nearly a thousand bucks, right from the good old U.S. Treasury." He dons his service jacket.&nbsp;
"Oh!" says Marie, "Now, you look wonderful!" Fred smiles.
"You look like yourself! she adds, walking away. Fred loses his smile.&nbsp;
"You know, honey, it's so wonderful, I can hardly believe it," says Marie. "Now, we can have a real honeymoon, without a care in the world! Just as if nothing had ever happened. Just as if you'd never gone away.&nbsp; You know, we're right back where we started!"
"Don't say that, Marie," replies Fred.&nbsp;
"Don't say what?" asks Marie. "What do you-"
"That we're right back where we started," says Fred, growing angry. "We can never be back there again. We never want to be back there!"
"But why not?" asks Marie. "What is it? What's the matter with you, Fred?"
"Oh, never mind, babe, skip it," says Fred, calming down. "I went back to the drug store where I used to work, and I just got reminded..." Fred looks at Marie's feathered hat and laughs.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 083: We Can Never Be Back There Again</title>
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	<itunes:duration>14:44</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["It's terrible, " says Fred, talking about his old suit. "But they tell me you can't buy anything new now."
Marie is trying out her new French silk scarf as a veil in the mirror. "I know a place where we can get some snappy suits made to order!" she says, in a sing-song voice.&nbsp;
"You mean there's a black market?" asks Fred, feigning surprise.&nbsp;
"Oh, you can get a lot of things if you know the right people," says Marie, now wearing the scarf as a bikini top. "And if you don't care how much you spend."
"Well, we're not worrying about that, baby!" says Fred, now dressed in his army uniform. "I got money - - cash money! Nearly a thousand bucks, right from the good old U.S. Treasury." He dons his service jacket.&nbsp;
"Oh!" says Marie, "Now, you look wonderful!" Fred smiles.
"You look like yourself! she adds, walking away. Fred loses his smile.&nbsp;
"You know, honey, it's so wonderful, I can hardly believe it," says Marie. "Now, we can have a real honeymoon, without a care in the ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 082: Little Black Flowers that Grow in the Sky</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-082-little-black-flowers-that-grow-in-the-sky/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Marie looks at a photo of Fred's B-17, surrounded by flak chaff.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Little black flowers that grow in the sky," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Huh?" says Marie. Fred flips the stack of photos over. "Hey, that's me!" says Marie. The photo shows Marie in a bathing suit.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yeah, I had this picture pasted on the plexiglas over my bombsight," says Fred. "You took a lot of trips over Germany, baby!"&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, that's sweet!" says Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"The guys all used to kid me about it," says Fred. "They'd take a look at the picture and then ask, 'who's the dame?' -- And when I told them it was my wife, they'd say, 'aw, go on - - nobody's got a wife like that! What's her telephone number?' "</p>
<p>Marie laughs.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, Freddie!" says Marie, "When we go out tonight, would you wear your uniform?"</p>
<p>"Ohh no!" says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"For my sake," says Marie. "Oh, honey you look so handsome in it, and I'd be so proud to be out with you - - won't you please?"</p>
<p>Fred pauses for a moment and thinks.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;"Well, seeing as it's you, and seeing as I can't find any place to hang it up, alright," says Fred. "But it's the last time! From now, on, if you don't like me in civilian clothes, we'll just have to stay here all the time!"</p>
<p>Marie is trying out her new scarf as a sarong.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Would that be so bad?" says Marie, laughing. "Seriously, honey, you've got to get yourself some new clothes. That suit's awful!"</p>
<p>"I know," says Fred.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Marie looks at a photo of Freds B-17, surrounded by flak chaff.&nbsp;
Little black flowers that grow in the sky, says Fred.&nbsp;
Huh? says Marie. Fred flips the stack of photos over. Hey, thats me! says Marie. The photo shows Marie in a bathing suit.&nb]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 082: Little Black Flowers that Grow in the Sky]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie looks at a photo of Fred's B-17, surrounded by flak chaff.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Little black flowers that grow in the sky," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Huh?" says Marie. Fred flips the stack of photos over. "Hey, that's me!" says Marie. The photo shows Marie in a bathing suit.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yeah, I had this picture pasted on the plexiglas over my bombsight," says Fred. "You took a lot of trips over Germany, baby!"&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, that's sweet!" says Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"The guys all used to kid me about it," says Fred. "They'd take a look at the picture and then ask, 'who's the dame?' -- And when I told them it was my wife, they'd say, 'aw, go on - - nobody's got a wife like that! What's her telephone number?' "</p>
<p>Marie laughs.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, Freddie!" says Marie, "When we go out tonight, would you wear your uniform?"</p>
<p>"Ohh no!" says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"For my sake," says Marie. "Oh, honey you look so handsome in it, and I'd be so proud to be out with you - - won't you please?"</p>
<p>Fred pauses for a moment and thinks.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;"Well, seeing as it's you, and seeing as I can't find any place to hang it up, alright," says Fred. "But it's the last time! From now, on, if you don't like me in civilian clothes, we'll just have to stay here all the time!"</p>
<p>Marie is trying out her new scarf as a sarong.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Would that be so bad?" says Marie, laughing. "Seriously, honey, you've got to get yourself some new clothes. That suit's awful!"</p>
<p>"I know," says Fred.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie looks at a photo of Fred's B-17, surrounded by flak chaff.&nbsp;
"Little black flowers that grow in the sky," says Fred.&nbsp;
"Huh?" says Marie. Fred flips the stack of photos over. "Hey, that's me!" says Marie. The photo shows Marie in a bathing suit.&nbsp;
"Yeah, I had this picture pasted on the plexiglas over my bombsight," says Fred. "You took a lot of trips over Germany, baby!"&nbsp;
"Oh, that's sweet!" says Marie.&nbsp;
"The guys all used to kid me about it," says Fred. "They'd take a look at the picture and then ask, 'who's the dame?' -- And when I told them it was my wife, they'd say, 'aw, go on - - nobody's got a wife like that! What's her telephone number?' "
Marie laughs.&nbsp;
"Oh, Freddie!" says Marie, "When we go out tonight, would you wear your uniform?"
"Ohh no!" says Fred.&nbsp;
"For my sake," says Marie. "Oh, honey you look so handsome in it, and I'd be so proud to be out with you - - won't you please?"
Fred pauses for a moment and thinks.&nbsp;
&nbsp;"Well, seeing as it's you, and seeing as I can't find any place to hang it up, alright," says Fred. "But it's the last time! From now, on, if you don't like me in civilian clothes, we'll just have to stay here all the time!"
Marie is trying out her new scarf as a sarong.&nbsp;
"Would that be so bad?" says Marie, laughing. "Seriously, honey, you've got to get yourself some new clothes. That suit's awful!"
"I know," says Fred.&nbsp;&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:duration>37:48</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Marie looks at a photo of Fred's B-17, surrounded by flak chaff.&nbsp;
"Little black flowers that grow in the sky," says Fred.&nbsp;
"Huh?" says Marie. Fred flips the stack of photos over. "Hey, that's me!" says Marie. The photo shows Marie in a bathing suit.&nbsp;
"Yeah, I had this picture pasted on the plexiglas over my bombsight," says Fred. "You took a lot of trips over Germany, baby!"&nbsp;
"Oh, that's sweet!" says Marie.&nbsp;
"The guys all used to kid me about it," says Fred. "They'd take a look at the picture and then ask, 'who's the dame?' -- And when I told them it was my wife, they'd say, 'aw, go on - - nobody's got a wife like that! What's her telephone number?' "
Marie laughs.&nbsp;
"Oh, Freddie!" says Marie, "When we go out tonight, would you wear your uniform?"
"Ohh no!" says Fred.&nbsp;
"For my sake," says Marie. "Oh, honey you look so handsome in it, and I'd be so proud to be out with you - - won't you please?"
Fred pauses for a moment and thinks.&nbsp;
&nbsp;"Well, s]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 081: In Civilian Clothes</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-081-in-civilian-clothes/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=935</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Marie hangs up the phone and answers the door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred enters. Marie's smile drops.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hey, Marie, do you have an extra key?" asks Fred. "I'd like to have it." Fred is puzzled by Marie's expression. "What are you looking at?"</p>
<p>"Holy smoke, honey! That's the first time I've ever seen you in civilian clothes," says Marie.</p>
<p>"Oh, well from now on, honey, you're not going to see me in anything else," says Fred. "I just got it out of the mothballs over at Pop's house."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I - - called up the Blue Devil," says Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Who?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh that's the nightclub where I worked. I told them I'm through!" says Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Aw, swell!" says Fred. He unzips his luggage.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"But let's go there for dinner, Freddy, huh?" asks Marie. "I can introduce you to the gang! They heard me talk so much about you."</p>
<p>"Anything you say, honey!" says Fred, laying out his dress uniform. "Oh, and here's some perfume, and some other junk I bought in Paris." He hands Marie a bunch of things out of his suitcase.</p>
<p>"Oh, Blue Red Number Five!" says Marie, looking at a perfume box. "And a scarf! Cute! Think of having these from Paris! Oh, Freddy, honey, you're just a big hunk of heaven!"</p>
<p>Fred looks at a stack of photos.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"What's that a picture of?" asks Marie.</p>
<p>"Bomb hits on Dusseldorf," says Fred. He looks at another picture. "Oh, that's my B-17!"</p>
<p>"What are those?" asks Marie, point at the black puffs of smoke in the photo.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Marie hangs up the phone and answers the door.&nbsp;
Fred enters. Maries smile drops.&nbsp;
Hey, Marie, do you have an extra key? asks Fred. Id like to have it. Fred is puzzled by Maries expression. What are you looking at?
Holy smoke, honey! Thats the f]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 081: In Civilian Clothes]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie hangs up the phone and answers the door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred enters. Marie's smile drops.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hey, Marie, do you have an extra key?" asks Fred. "I'd like to have it." Fred is puzzled by Marie's expression. "What are you looking at?"</p>
<p>"Holy smoke, honey! That's the first time I've ever seen you in civilian clothes," says Marie.</p>
<p>"Oh, well from now on, honey, you're not going to see me in anything else," says Fred. "I just got it out of the mothballs over at Pop's house."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I - - called up the Blue Devil," says Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Who?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh that's the nightclub where I worked. I told them I'm through!" says Marie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Aw, swell!" says Fred. He unzips his luggage.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"But let's go there for dinner, Freddy, huh?" asks Marie. "I can introduce you to the gang! They heard me talk so much about you."</p>
<p>"Anything you say, honey!" says Fred, laying out his dress uniform. "Oh, and here's some perfume, and some other junk I bought in Paris." He hands Marie a bunch of things out of his suitcase.</p>
<p>"Oh, Blue Red Number Five!" says Marie, looking at a perfume box. "And a scarf! Cute! Think of having these from Paris! Oh, Freddy, honey, you're just a big hunk of heaven!"</p>
<p>Fred looks at a stack of photos.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"What's that a picture of?" asks Marie.</p>
<p>"Bomb hits on Dusseldorf," says Fred. He looks at another picture. "Oh, that's my B-17!"</p>
<p>"What are those?" asks Marie, point at the black puffs of smoke in the photo.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie hangs up the phone and answers the door.&nbsp;
Fred enters. Marie's smile drops.&nbsp;
"Hey, Marie, do you have an extra key?" asks Fred. "I'd like to have it." Fred is puzzled by Marie's expression. "What are you looking at?"
"Holy smoke, honey! That's the first time I've ever seen you in civilian clothes," says Marie.
"Oh, well from now on, honey, you're not going to see me in anything else," says Fred. "I just got it out of the mothballs over at Pop's house."&nbsp;
"I - - called up the Blue Devil," says Marie.&nbsp;
"Who?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"Oh that's the nightclub where I worked. I told them I'm through!" says Marie.&nbsp;
"Aw, swell!" says Fred. He unzips his luggage.&nbsp;
"But let's go there for dinner, Freddy, huh?" asks Marie. "I can introduce you to the gang! They heard me talk so much about you."
"Anything you say, honey!" says Fred, laying out his dress uniform. "Oh, and here's some perfume, and some other junk I bought in Paris." He hands Marie a bunch of things out of his suitcase.
"Oh, Blue Red Number Five!" says Marie, looking at a perfume box. "And a scarf! Cute! Think of having these from Paris! Oh, Freddy, honey, you're just a big hunk of heaven!"
Fred looks at a stack of photos.&nbsp;
"What's that a picture of?" asks Marie.
"Bomb hits on Dusseldorf," says Fred. He looks at another picture. "Oh, that's my B-17!"
"What are those?" asks Marie, point at the black puffs of smoke in the photo.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 081: In Civilian Clothes</title>
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	<itunes:duration>21:37</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Marie hangs up the phone and answers the door.&nbsp;
Fred enters. Marie's smile drops.&nbsp;
"Hey, Marie, do you have an extra key?" asks Fred. "I'd like to have it." Fred is puzzled by Marie's expression. "What are you looking at?"
"Holy smoke, honey! That's the first time I've ever seen you in civilian clothes," says Marie.
"Oh, well from now on, honey, you're not going to see me in anything else," says Fred. "I just got it out of the mothballs over at Pop's house."&nbsp;
"I - - called up the Blue Devil," says Marie.&nbsp;
"Who?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"Oh that's the nightclub where I worked. I told them I'm through!" says Marie.&nbsp;
"Aw, swell!" says Fred. He unzips his luggage.&nbsp;
"But let's go there for dinner, Freddy, huh?" asks Marie. "I can introduce you to the gang! They heard me talk so much about you."
"Anything you say, honey!" says Fred, laying out his dress uniform. "Oh, and here's some perfume, and some other junk I bought in Paris." He hands Marie a bunch of things out ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 080: A Slight Gift from the Bank</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-080-a-slight-gift-from-the-bank/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2021 02:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>"This contains reports with all the figures on our small loans department," says Mister Milton. "It'll give you the whole picture. Look them over - - in your spare time, of course." </p>
<p>Al takes the briefcase, and notices it has his initials stamped on the front of it. </p>
<p>"Oh, the briefcase is a slight gift from the bank," says Milton, laughing. </p>
<p>"Well, thank you!" says Al. "Thank you very much, Mister Milton."</p>
<p>"Glad to have you back with us, Al," says Milton, shaking Al's hand. </p>
<p>"Thank you, sir," says Al. Al picks up his Havana cigar from the ashtray and leaves. </p>
<p>Marie Derry is talking on the phone in her apartment. </p>
<p>"Well of course, sweetheart, I knew you'd be heartbroken!" says Marie. "But listen: you can get another blonde! What about Sylvia Mack?" Marie laughs. "Oh, you're crazy! I think your legs are cute! Well, I'm sorry too, but he doesn't want me to work nights. He says it's inconvenient!"  She laughs again. "Oh, he's wonderful. And how! Snappy uniform, a whole ribbon counter on his chest. Sure, I'll bring him in sometime!"</p>
<p>The door buzzes. </p>
<p>"Hey, the doorbell's ringing. I guess that's my Freddy!" says Marie. "Yeah, yeah. Bye!" She hangs up the phone. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This contains reports with all the figures on our small loans department, says Mister Milton. Itll give you the whole picture. Look them over - - in your spare time, of course. 
Al takes the briefcase, and notices it has his initials stamped on the front]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 080: A Slight Gift from the Bank]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"This contains reports with all the figures on our small loans department," says Mister Milton. "It'll give you the whole picture. Look them over - - in your spare time, of course." </p>
<p>Al takes the briefcase, and notices it has his initials stamped on the front of it. </p>
<p>"Oh, the briefcase is a slight gift from the bank," says Milton, laughing. </p>
<p>"Well, thank you!" says Al. "Thank you very much, Mister Milton."</p>
<p>"Glad to have you back with us, Al," says Milton, shaking Al's hand. </p>
<p>"Thank you, sir," says Al. Al picks up his Havana cigar from the ashtray and leaves. </p>
<p>Marie Derry is talking on the phone in her apartment. </p>
<p>"Well of course, sweetheart, I knew you'd be heartbroken!" says Marie. "But listen: you can get another blonde! What about Sylvia Mack?" Marie laughs. "Oh, you're crazy! I think your legs are cute! Well, I'm sorry too, but he doesn't want me to work nights. He says it's inconvenient!"  She laughs again. "Oh, he's wonderful. And how! Snappy uniform, a whole ribbon counter on his chest. Sure, I'll bring him in sometime!"</p>
<p>The door buzzes. </p>
<p>"Hey, the doorbell's ringing. I guess that's my Freddy!" says Marie. "Yeah, yeah. Bye!" She hangs up the phone. </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["This contains reports with all the figures on our small loans department," says Mister Milton. "It'll give you the whole picture. Look them over - - in your spare time, of course." 
Al takes the briefcase, and notices it has his initials stamped on the front of it. 
"Oh, the briefcase is a slight gift from the bank," says Milton, laughing. 
"Well, thank you!" says Al. "Thank you very much, Mister Milton."
"Glad to have you back with us, Al," says Milton, shaking Al's hand. 
"Thank you, sir," says Al. Al picks up his Havana cigar from the ashtray and leaves. 
Marie Derry is talking on the phone in her apartment. 
"Well of course, sweetheart, I knew you'd be heartbroken!" says Marie. "But listen: you can get another blonde! What about Sylvia Mack?" Marie laughs. "Oh, you're crazy! I think your legs are cute! Well, I'm sorry too, but he doesn't want me to work nights. He says it's inconvenient!"  She laughs again. "Oh, he's wonderful. And how! Snappy uniform, a whole ribbon counter on his chest. Sure, I'll bring him in sometime!"
The door buzzes. 
"Hey, the doorbell's ringing. I guess that's my Freddy!" says Marie. "Yeah, yeah. Bye!" She hangs up the phone. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 080: A Slight Gift from the Bank</title>
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	<itunes:duration>24:41</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["This contains reports with all the figures on our small loans department," says Mister Milton. "It'll give you the whole picture. Look them over - - in your spare time, of course." 
Al takes the briefcase, and notices it has his initials stamped on the front of it. 
"Oh, the briefcase is a slight gift from the bank," says Milton, laughing. 
"Well, thank you!" says Al. "Thank you very much, Mister Milton."
"Glad to have you back with us, Al," says Milton, shaking Al's hand. 
"Thank you, sir," says Al. Al picks up his Havana cigar from the ashtray and leaves. 
Marie Derry is talking on the phone in her apartment. 
"Well of course, sweetheart, I knew you'd be heartbroken!" says Marie. "But listen: you can get another blonde! What about Sylvia Mack?" Marie laughs. "Oh, you're crazy! I think your legs are cute! Well, I'm sorry too, but he doesn't want me to work nights. He says it's inconvenient!"  She laughs again. "Oh, he's wonderful. And how! Snappy uniform, a whole ribbon counter on h]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 079: A Man Who Understands</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-079-a-man-who-understands/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2021 02:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>"The job's there, Al," says Milton. "You're the man for it."</p>
<p>"What makes you think I am, Mister Milton?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"Well, your war experience would prove invaluable to us here," says Milton.  "See, we have many new problems. This GI Bill of Rights, for instance. It involves us in all kinds of loans to ex-servicemen. We need a man who understands a soldier's problems - - and, at the same time, is well-grounded in the fundamental principles of sound banking. In other words: you. Well - - what do you say, Al?"</p>
<p>"Well," says Al, "I'm overwhelmed."</p>
<p>:Of course, of course," says Milton. He presses a button on his intercom. "Will you bring them in now, please, Miss Garan?"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir," says Miss Garan. </p>
<p>"I'd uh," says Al, "I thought of taking it easy for a while," says Al. </p>
<p>"Well, naturally, my boy, after what you've been through!" laughs Milton. "You need a vacation!" Milton's secretary hands Milton a briefcase. "Thank you, thank you," says Milton, taking the briefcase. </p>
<p>"You're entitled to enjoy life for a change, before you go back to work," says Milton, holding onto the briefcase. </p>
<p>"Very kind of you to say that, Mister Milton," says Al. </p>
<p>"While you're resting," says Milton, "Just - just when you get a chance..." He hands the briefcase to Al. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The jobs there, Al, says Milton. Youre the man for it.
What makes you think I am, Mister Milton? asks Al. 
Well, your war experience would prove invaluable to us here, says Milton.  See, we have many new problems. This GI Bill of Rights, for instance. It]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 079: A Man Who Understands]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"The job's there, Al," says Milton. "You're the man for it."</p>
<p>"What makes you think I am, Mister Milton?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"Well, your war experience would prove invaluable to us here," says Milton.  "See, we have many new problems. This GI Bill of Rights, for instance. It involves us in all kinds of loans to ex-servicemen. We need a man who understands a soldier's problems - - and, at the same time, is well-grounded in the fundamental principles of sound banking. In other words: you. Well - - what do you say, Al?"</p>
<p>"Well," says Al, "I'm overwhelmed."</p>
<p>:Of course, of course," says Milton. He presses a button on his intercom. "Will you bring them in now, please, Miss Garan?"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir," says Miss Garan. </p>
<p>"I'd uh," says Al, "I thought of taking it easy for a while," says Al. </p>
<p>"Well, naturally, my boy, after what you've been through!" laughs Milton. "You need a vacation!" Milton's secretary hands Milton a briefcase. "Thank you, thank you," says Milton, taking the briefcase. </p>
<p>"You're entitled to enjoy life for a change, before you go back to work," says Milton, holding onto the briefcase. </p>
<p>"Very kind of you to say that, Mister Milton," says Al. </p>
<p>"While you're resting," says Milton, "Just - just when you get a chance..." He hands the briefcase to Al. </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["The job's there, Al," says Milton. "You're the man for it."
"What makes you think I am, Mister Milton?" asks Al. 
"Well, your war experience would prove invaluable to us here," says Milton.  "See, we have many new problems. This GI Bill of Rights, for instance. It involves us in all kinds of loans to ex-servicemen. We need a man who understands a soldier's problems - - and, at the same time, is well-grounded in the fundamental principles of sound banking. In other words: you. Well - - what do you say, Al?"
"Well," says Al, "I'm overwhelmed."
:Of course, of course," says Milton. He presses a button on his intercom. "Will you bring them in now, please, Miss Garan?"
"Yes, sir," says Miss Garan. 
"I'd uh," says Al, "I thought of taking it easy for a while," says Al. 
"Well, naturally, my boy, after what you've been through!" laughs Milton. "You need a vacation!" Milton's secretary hands Milton a briefcase. "Thank you, thank you," says Milton, taking the briefcase. 
"You're entitled to enjoy life for a change, before you go back to work," says Milton, holding onto the briefcase. 
"Very kind of you to say that, Mister Milton," says Al. 
"While you're resting," says Milton, "Just - just when you get a chance..." He hands the briefcase to Al. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46079.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 079: A Man Who Understands</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:57</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["The job's there, Al," says Milton. "You're the man for it."
"What makes you think I am, Mister Milton?" asks Al. 
"Well, your war experience would prove invaluable to us here," says Milton.  "See, we have many new problems. This GI Bill of Rights, for instance. It involves us in all kinds of loans to ex-servicemen. We need a man who understands a soldier's problems - - and, at the same time, is well-grounded in the fundamental principles of sound banking. In other words: you. Well - - what do you say, Al?"
"Well," says Al, "I'm overwhelmed."
:Of course, of course," says Milton. He presses a button on his intercom. "Will you bring them in now, please, Miss Garan?"
"Yes, sir," says Miss Garan. 
"I'd uh," says Al, "I thought of taking it easy for a while," says Al. 
"Well, naturally, my boy, after what you've been through!" laughs Milton. "You need a vacation!" Milton's secretary hands Milton a briefcase. "Thank you, thank you," says Milton, taking the briefcase. 
"You're entitled to en]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 078: You&#8217;re Moving Up</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-078-youre-moving-up/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2021 02:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Mister Milton greets Al in the lobby of the Cornbelt Trust Company.</p>
<p>Later, in Milton's office, Al and Milton have a talk. Milton lights Al's cigar. </p>
<p>"No, conditions are none too good right now, Al," says Milton. "Considerable uncertainty in the business picture: strikes, taxes still ruinous... You like that cigar?"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, Mister Milton," says Al. "Fine."</p>
<p>"Hard to get those during the war," says Milton. "but they're coming in regularly from Havana now. Oh, things will readjust themselves in time. We want you back here with us here, Al."</p>
<p>"Well, that's very nice of you, Mister Milton," says Al. "but - I noticed Steve sitting at my old desk. I wouldn't want to push him out."</p>
<p>"Steve will stay right there," says Milton. "You're moving up! What would you say to being vice president in charge of small loans, at a salary of twelve thousand dollars a year? What would you say to that, huh?"</p>
<p>"I'd uh -" begins Al, "I'd say it can't be true."</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Mister Milton greets Al in the lobby of the Cornbelt Trust Company.
Later, in Miltons office, Al and Milton have a talk. Milton lights Als cigar. 
No, conditions are none too good right now, Al, says Milton. Considerable uncertainty in the business pictu]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 078: You're Moving Up]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mister Milton greets Al in the lobby of the Cornbelt Trust Company.</p>
<p>Later, in Milton's office, Al and Milton have a talk. Milton lights Al's cigar. </p>
<p>"No, conditions are none too good right now, Al," says Milton. "Considerable uncertainty in the business picture: strikes, taxes still ruinous... You like that cigar?"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, Mister Milton," says Al. "Fine."</p>
<p>"Hard to get those during the war," says Milton. "but they're coming in regularly from Havana now. Oh, things will readjust themselves in time. We want you back here with us here, Al."</p>
<p>"Well, that's very nice of you, Mister Milton," says Al. "but - I noticed Steve sitting at my old desk. I wouldn't want to push him out."</p>
<p>"Steve will stay right there," says Milton. "You're moving up! What would you say to being vice president in charge of small loans, at a salary of twelve thousand dollars a year? What would you say to that, huh?"</p>
<p>"I'd uh -" begins Al, "I'd say it can't be true."</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mister Milton greets Al in the lobby of the Cornbelt Trust Company.
Later, in Milton's office, Al and Milton have a talk. Milton lights Al's cigar. 
"No, conditions are none too good right now, Al," says Milton. "Considerable uncertainty in the business picture: strikes, taxes still ruinous... You like that cigar?"
"Oh, yes, Mister Milton," says Al. "Fine."
"Hard to get those during the war," says Milton. "but they're coming in regularly from Havana now. Oh, things will readjust themselves in time. We want you back here with us here, Al."
"Well, that's very nice of you, Mister Milton," says Al. "but - I noticed Steve sitting at my old desk. I wouldn't want to push him out."
"Steve will stay right there," says Milton. "You're moving up! What would you say to being vice president in charge of small loans, at a salary of twelve thousand dollars a year? What would you say to that, huh?"
"I'd uh -" begins Al, "I'd say it can't be true."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 078: You&#8217;re Moving Up</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:20</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Mister Milton greets Al in the lobby of the Cornbelt Trust Company.
Later, in Milton's office, Al and Milton have a talk. Milton lights Al's cigar. 
"No, conditions are none too good right now, Al," says Milton. "Considerable uncertainty in the business picture: strikes, taxes still ruinous... You like that cigar?"
"Oh, yes, Mister Milton," says Al. "Fine."
"Hard to get those during the war," says Milton. "but they're coming in regularly from Havana now. Oh, things will readjust themselves in time. We want you back here with us here, Al."
"Well, that's very nice of you, Mister Milton," says Al. "but - I noticed Steve sitting at my old desk. I wouldn't want to push him out."
"Steve will stay right there," says Milton. "You're moving up! What would you say to being vice president in charge of small loans, at a salary of twelve thousand dollars a year? What would you say to that, huh?"
"I'd uh -" begins Al, "I'd say it can't be true."]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 077: The War is Over, Derry</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-077-the-war-is-over-derry/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2021 02:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=931</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"At what salary?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"Thirty-two fifty per week," says Thorpe. </p>
<p>"Thirty-two fifty," says Fred. "I to make over four hundred dollars a month in the Air Force!"</p>
<p>"The war is over, Derry," says Thorpe. </p>
<p>"Yeah, well, uh, I think I'll look around, Mister Thorpe, thanks," says Fred, standing up and shaking Thorpe's hand. "Take care of that cold," he says. Thorpe uses his sinus spray again. </p>
<p>Downstairs, Fred says goodbye to Mister Bullard. </p>
<p>"I gotta run," says Fred. "I'll drop back and see you later."</p>
<p>"Alright," says Bullard. "Bye-bye."</p>
<p>"Goodbye," says Fred. </p>
<p>Derry walks past shoppers, and glances at the lunch counter. Two high school girls stare at him, and he looks back at them. They giggle to each other. Fred smiles and leaves. </p>
<p>At the Cornbelt Trust Company, Al enters through the large lobby doors. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[At what salary? asks Fred. 
Thirty-two fifty per week, says Thorpe. 
Thirty-two fifty, says Fred. I to make over four hundred dollars a month in the Air Force!
The war is over, Derry, says Thorpe. 
Yeah, well, uh, I think Ill look around, Mister Thorpe, ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 077: The War is Over, Derry]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"At what salary?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"Thirty-two fifty per week," says Thorpe. </p>
<p>"Thirty-two fifty," says Fred. "I to make over four hundred dollars a month in the Air Force!"</p>
<p>"The war is over, Derry," says Thorpe. </p>
<p>"Yeah, well, uh, I think I'll look around, Mister Thorpe, thanks," says Fred, standing up and shaking Thorpe's hand. "Take care of that cold," he says. Thorpe uses his sinus spray again. </p>
<p>Downstairs, Fred says goodbye to Mister Bullard. </p>
<p>"I gotta run," says Fred. "I'll drop back and see you later."</p>
<p>"Alright," says Bullard. "Bye-bye."</p>
<p>"Goodbye," says Fred. </p>
<p>Derry walks past shoppers, and glances at the lunch counter. Two high school girls stare at him, and he looks back at them. They giggle to each other. Fred smiles and leaves. </p>
<p>At the Cornbelt Trust Company, Al enters through the large lobby doors. </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["At what salary?" asks Fred. 
"Thirty-two fifty per week," says Thorpe. 
"Thirty-two fifty," says Fred. "I to make over four hundred dollars a month in the Air Force!"
"The war is over, Derry," says Thorpe. 
"Yeah, well, uh, I think I'll look around, Mister Thorpe, thanks," says Fred, standing up and shaking Thorpe's hand. "Take care of that cold," he says. Thorpe uses his sinus spray again. 
Downstairs, Fred says goodbye to Mister Bullard. 
"I gotta run," says Fred. "I'll drop back and see you later."
"Alright," says Bullard. "Bye-bye."
"Goodbye," says Fred. 
Derry walks past shoppers, and glances at the lunch counter. Two high school girls stare at him, and he looks back at them. They giggle to each other. Fred smiles and leaves. 
At the Cornbelt Trust Company, Al enters through the large lobby doors. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 077: The War is Over, Derry</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:54</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["At what salary?" asks Fred. 
"Thirty-two fifty per week," says Thorpe. 
"Thirty-two fifty," says Fred. "I to make over four hundred dollars a month in the Air Force!"
"The war is over, Derry," says Thorpe. 
"Yeah, well, uh, I think I'll look around, Mister Thorpe, thanks," says Fred, standing up and shaking Thorpe's hand. "Take care of that cold," he says. Thorpe uses his sinus spray again. 
Downstairs, Fred says goodbye to Mister Bullard. 
"I gotta run," says Fred. "I'll drop back and see you later."
"Alright," says Bullard. "Bye-bye."
"Goodbye," says Fred. 
Derry walks past shoppers, and glances at the lunch counter. Two high school girls stare at him, and he looks back at them. They giggle to each other. Fred smiles and leaves. 
At the Cornbelt Trust Company, Al enters through the large lobby doors. ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 076: I Just Dropped Bombs</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-076-i-just-dropped-bombs/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2021 02:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=930</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred is interviewing for a job with Mister Thorpe at the drug store. </p>
<p>"I'm looking for a better one," says Fred. </p>
<p>"What are your qualifications? Your experience?" asks Thorpe. </p>
<p>"Two years behind a soda fountain, and three years behind a Norden bombsight," replies Fred. </p>
<p>"Yes," says Thorp."While in the army, did you have any experience in procurement?"</p>
<p>"No," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Purchasing of supplies, materials?" asks Thorpe.</p>
<p>"No, I didn't do any of that," says Fred. "I just dropped bombs."</p>
<p>"Did you do any personnel work?" asks Thorpe. </p>
<p>"No," says Fred. </p>
<p>"But as an officer, you surely had to act in an executive capacity? You had to command men, be responsible for their morale?" says Thorpe. </p>
<p>"No," replies Fred, "I was only responsible for getting the bombs on the target. I didn't command anybody."</p>
<p>"I see," says Mr. Thorp. "I'm sure that kind of work required great skill. But unfortunately, we've no opportunities for that with Midway Drugs." </p>
<p>"Yeah," says Fred, picking up his hat. </p>
<p>"However," says Thorpe, "we might have an opening as an assistant to Mister Merkle, our floor manager."</p>
<p>"Sticky Merkle?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"<em>Clarence</em> Merkle," corrects Thorpe. </p>
<p>"Yeah, that's the fellow who used to be my assistant at the soda fountain," says Fred. </p>
<p>"He's a very good man," says Thorpe. "Incidentally, your work would require part-time duties at the soda fountain." </p>
<p>Fred pauses in his chair. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred is interviewing for a job with Mister Thorpe at the drug store. 
Im looking for a better one, says Fred. 
What are your qualifications? Your experience? asks Thorpe. 
Two years behind a soda fountain, and three years behind a Norden bombsight, repli]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 076: I Just Dropped Bombs]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred is interviewing for a job with Mister Thorpe at the drug store. </p>
<p>"I'm looking for a better one," says Fred. </p>
<p>"What are your qualifications? Your experience?" asks Thorpe. </p>
<p>"Two years behind a soda fountain, and three years behind a Norden bombsight," replies Fred. </p>
<p>"Yes," says Thorp."While in the army, did you have any experience in procurement?"</p>
<p>"No," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Purchasing of supplies, materials?" asks Thorpe.</p>
<p>"No, I didn't do any of that," says Fred. "I just dropped bombs."</p>
<p>"Did you do any personnel work?" asks Thorpe. </p>
<p>"No," says Fred. </p>
<p>"But as an officer, you surely had to act in an executive capacity? You had to command men, be responsible for their morale?" says Thorpe. </p>
<p>"No," replies Fred, "I was only responsible for getting the bombs on the target. I didn't command anybody."</p>
<p>"I see," says Mr. Thorp. "I'm sure that kind of work required great skill. But unfortunately, we've no opportunities for that with Midway Drugs." </p>
<p>"Yeah," says Fred, picking up his hat. </p>
<p>"However," says Thorpe, "we might have an opening as an assistant to Mister Merkle, our floor manager."</p>
<p>"Sticky Merkle?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"<em>Clarence</em> Merkle," corrects Thorpe. </p>
<p>"Yeah, that's the fellow who used to be my assistant at the soda fountain," says Fred. </p>
<p>"He's a very good man," says Thorpe. "Incidentally, your work would require part-time duties at the soda fountain." </p>
<p>Fred pauses in his chair. </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred is interviewing for a job with Mister Thorpe at the drug store. 
"I'm looking for a better one," says Fred. 
"What are your qualifications? Your experience?" asks Thorpe. 
"Two years behind a soda fountain, and three years behind a Norden bombsight," replies Fred. 
"Yes," says Thorp."While in the army, did you have any experience in procurement?"
"No," says Fred. 
"Purchasing of supplies, materials?" asks Thorpe.
"No, I didn't do any of that," says Fred. "I just dropped bombs."
"Did you do any personnel work?" asks Thorpe. 
"No," says Fred. 
"But as an officer, you surely had to act in an executive capacity? You had to command men, be responsible for their morale?" says Thorpe. 
"No," replies Fred, "I was only responsible for getting the bombs on the target. I didn't command anybody."
"I see," says Mr. Thorp. "I'm sure that kind of work required great skill. But unfortunately, we've no opportunities for that with Midway Drugs." 
"Yeah," says Fred, picking up his hat. 
"However," says Thorpe, "we might have an opening as an assistant to Mister Merkle, our floor manager."
"Sticky Merkle?" asks Fred. 
"Clarence Merkle," corrects Thorpe. 
"Yeah, that's the fellow who used to be my assistant at the soda fountain," says Fred. 
"He's a very good man," says Thorpe. "Incidentally, your work would require part-time duties at the soda fountain." 
Fred pauses in his chair. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 076: I Just Dropped Bombs</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:54</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred is interviewing for a job with Mister Thorpe at the drug store. 
"I'm looking for a better one," says Fred. 
"What are your qualifications? Your experience?" asks Thorpe. 
"Two years behind a soda fountain, and three years behind a Norden bombsight," replies Fred. 
"Yes," says Thorp."While in the army, did you have any experience in procurement?"
"No," says Fred. 
"Purchasing of supplies, materials?" asks Thorpe.
"No, I didn't do any of that," says Fred. "I just dropped bombs."
"Did you do any personnel work?" asks Thorpe. 
"No," says Fred. 
"But as an officer, you surely had to act in an executive capacity? You had to command men, be responsible for their morale?" says Thorpe. 
"No," replies Fred, "I was only responsible for getting the bombs on the target. I didn't command anybody."
"I see," says Mr. Thorp. "I'm sure that kind of work required great skill. But unfortunately, we've no opportunities for that with Midway Drugs." 
"Yeah," says Fred, picking up his hat. 
"However," ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 075: Nobody&#8217;s Job is Safe</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-075-nobodys-job-is-safe/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=929</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Mister Bullard shakes hands with Fred. "Fred!" he says.

"Hello, Mister Bullard!" says Fred.

"It's good to see you again!" says Bullard.

"Good to see you!" says Fred. "Say, what happened here?"

"Well, I sold out," says Bullard. "The Midway people have been after this location for a long time."

Clarence, the sales manager, talks to a sales girl.

"Didn't he used to work here?" asks the sales girl.

"Yes, he did," says Clarence. "I'll bet he's back looking for a job."

"And he'll get it, too," says the sales girl. "with all those ribbons on his chest."

"Well, nobody's job is safe with all these servicemen crowding in," says Clarence.

"I'd like to have you meet our new manager, Mister Thorpe," says Bullard.

"Oh ho, no, no, I don't think so, Mister Bullard," says Fred. "I just dropped in to say hello to you. I don't want that old job back."

"Yes, I know," says Bullard, "but Midway's a big, big outfit! You never can tell. Come on."

Upstairs, Fred is introduced to Mister Thorpe.

"Thank you, Mister Bullard," says Thorpe, as Fred sits down.

"I'll see you later," says Bullard to Fred.

Thorpe looks at the ribbons on Fred's uniform.

"I can see you had a splendid war record, Derry," says Thorpe.

"Just average, Mister Thorpe," says Fred.

"But you'll understand that, since this business changed hands, we're under no legal obligation to give your old job back," says Thorpe. He sniffs a sinus inhaler.

"Oh, I wasn't thinking of getting my old job," says Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Mister Bullard shakes hands with Fred. Fred! he says.

Hello, Mister Bullard! says Fred.

Its good to see you again! says Bullard.

Good to see you! says Fred. Say, what happened here?

Well, I sold out, says Bullard. The Midway people have been after th]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 075: Nobody's Job is Safe]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Mister Bullard shakes hands with Fred. "Fred!" he says.

"Hello, Mister Bullard!" says Fred.

"It's good to see you again!" says Bullard.

"Good to see you!" says Fred. "Say, what happened here?"

"Well, I sold out," says Bullard. "The Midway people have been after this location for a long time."

Clarence, the sales manager, talks to a sales girl.

"Didn't he used to work here?" asks the sales girl.

"Yes, he did," says Clarence. "I'll bet he's back looking for a job."

"And he'll get it, too," says the sales girl. "with all those ribbons on his chest."

"Well, nobody's job is safe with all these servicemen crowding in," says Clarence.

"I'd like to have you meet our new manager, Mister Thorpe," says Bullard.

"Oh ho, no, no, I don't think so, Mister Bullard," says Fred. "I just dropped in to say hello to you. I don't want that old job back."

"Yes, I know," says Bullard, "but Midway's a big, big outfit! You never can tell. Come on."

Upstairs, Fred is introduced to Mister Thorpe.

"Thank you, Mister Bullard," says Thorpe, as Fred sits down.

"I'll see you later," says Bullard to Fred.

Thorpe looks at the ribbons on Fred's uniform.

"I can see you had a splendid war record, Derry," says Thorpe.

"Just average, Mister Thorpe," says Fred.

"But you'll understand that, since this business changed hands, we're under no legal obligation to give your old job back," says Thorpe. He sniffs a sinus inhaler.

"Oh, I wasn't thinking of getting my old job," says Fred.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/929/minute-075-nobodys-job-is-safe.mp3" length="32448504" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mister Bullard shakes hands with Fred. "Fred!" he says.

"Hello, Mister Bullard!" says Fred.

"It's good to see you again!" says Bullard.

"Good to see you!" says Fred. "Say, what happened here?"

"Well, I sold out," says Bullard. "The Midway people have been after this location for a long time."

Clarence, the sales manager, talks to a sales girl.

"Didn't he used to work here?" asks the sales girl.

"Yes, he did," says Clarence. "I'll bet he's back looking for a job."

"And he'll get it, too," says the sales girl. "with all those ribbons on his chest."

"Well, nobody's job is safe with all these servicemen crowding in," says Clarence.

"I'd like to have you meet our new manager, Mister Thorpe," says Bullard.

"Oh ho, no, no, I don't think so, Mister Bullard," says Fred. "I just dropped in to say hello to you. I don't want that old job back."

"Yes, I know," says Bullard, "but Midway's a big, big outfit! You never can tell. Come on."

Upstairs, Fred is introduced to Mister Thorpe.

"Thank you, Mister Bullard," says Thorpe, as Fred sits down.

"I'll see you later," says Bullard to Fred.

Thorpe looks at the ribbons on Fred's uniform.

"I can see you had a splendid war record, Derry," says Thorpe.

"Just average, Mister Thorpe," says Fred.

"But you'll understand that, since this business changed hands, we're under no legal obligation to give your old job back," says Thorpe. He sniffs a sinus inhaler.

"Oh, I wasn't thinking of getting my old job," says Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46075.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 075: Nobody&#8217;s Job is Safe</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>33:34</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Mister Bullard shakes hands with Fred. "Fred!" he says.

"Hello, Mister Bullard!" says Fred.

"It's good to see you again!" says Bullard.

"Good to see you!" says Fred. "Say, what happened here?"

"Well, I sold out," says Bullard. "The Midway people have been after this location for a long time."

Clarence, the sales manager, talks to a sales girl.

"Didn't he used to work here?" asks the sales girl.

"Yes, he did," says Clarence. "I'll bet he's back looking for a job."

"And he'll get it, too," says the sales girl. "with all those ribbons on his chest."

"Well, nobody's job is safe with all these servicemen crowding in," says Clarence.

"I'd like to have you meet our new manager, Mister Thorpe," says Bullard.

"Oh ho, no, no, I don't think so, Mister Bullard," says Fred. "I just dropped in to say hello to you. I don't want that old job back."

"Yes, I know," says Bullard, "but Midway's a big, big outfit! You never can tell. Come on."

Upstairs, Fred is introduced to Mister Thorpe.

"]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>Minute 074: Old Mister Bullard</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-074-old-mister-bullard/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=928</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred walks into his old drug store. He passes by a man with two little girls. (Cameo by director William Wyler and his two daughters, Catherine and Judy.)</p>
<p>Fred walks to a counter and asks the clerk, "Didn't this used to be Bullard's Drug Store?"</p>
<p>"Yes," says the clerk, "but it was taken over last year by the Midway chain."</p>
<p>"Oh," says Fred. </p>
<p>"But old Mister Bullard's still here, in charge of prescriptions," says the clerk. "It's right over there, by the phones."</p>
<p>"Thanks," says Fred, heading back to the Prescription desk. He passes by throngs of customers in the busy store. </p>
<p>At the Prescription counter, Mister Bullard approaches him. </p>
<p>"Yes sir?" says Mister Bullard.  He suddenly recognizes Fred. "Oh!" says Bullard. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred walks into his old drug store. He passes by a man with two little girls. (Cameo by director William Wyler and his two daughters, Catherine and Judy.)
Fred walks to a counter and asks the clerk, Didnt this used to be Bullards Drug Store?
Yes, says th]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 074: Old Mister Bullard]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred walks into his old drug store. He passes by a man with two little girls. (Cameo by director William Wyler and his two daughters, Catherine and Judy.)</p>
<p>Fred walks to a counter and asks the clerk, "Didn't this used to be Bullard's Drug Store?"</p>
<p>"Yes," says the clerk, "but it was taken over last year by the Midway chain."</p>
<p>"Oh," says Fred. </p>
<p>"But old Mister Bullard's still here, in charge of prescriptions," says the clerk. "It's right over there, by the phones."</p>
<p>"Thanks," says Fred, heading back to the Prescription desk. He passes by throngs of customers in the busy store. </p>
<p>At the Prescription counter, Mister Bullard approaches him. </p>
<p>"Yes sir?" says Mister Bullard.  He suddenly recognizes Fred. "Oh!" says Bullard. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/928/minute-074-old-mister-bullard.mp3" length="29248609" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred walks into his old drug store. He passes by a man with two little girls. (Cameo by director William Wyler and his two daughters, Catherine and Judy.)
Fred walks to a counter and asks the clerk, "Didn't this used to be Bullard's Drug Store?"
"Yes," says the clerk, "but it was taken over last year by the Midway chain."
"Oh," says Fred. 
"But old Mister Bullard's still here, in charge of prescriptions," says the clerk. "It's right over there, by the phones."
"Thanks," says Fred, heading back to the Prescription desk. He passes by throngs of customers in the busy store. 
At the Prescription counter, Mister Bullard approaches him. 
"Yes sir?" says Mister Bullard.  He suddenly recognizes Fred. "Oh!" says Bullard. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46074.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 074: Old Mister Bullard</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>30:14</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred walks into his old drug store. He passes by a man with two little girls. (Cameo by director William Wyler and his two daughters, Catherine and Judy.)
Fred walks to a counter and asks the clerk, "Didn't this used to be Bullard's Drug Store?"
"Yes," says the clerk, "but it was taken over last year by the Midway chain."
"Oh," says Fred. 
"But old Mister Bullard's still here, in charge of prescriptions," says the clerk. "It's right over there, by the phones."
"Thanks," says Fred, heading back to the Prescription desk. He passes by throngs of customers in the busy store. 
At the Prescription counter, Mister Bullard approaches him. 
"Yes sir?" says Mister Bullard.  He suddenly recognizes Fred. "Oh!" says Bullard. ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 073: This Year, It&#8217;s Make Money</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-073-this-year-its-make-money/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=927</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"He's called up every day this week to see if you've got home," says Millie. "I guess they want you back at the bank."</p>
<p>"He wants me to drop in and talk about it," says Al. </p>
<p>"You're not going to work right away?" says Millie. "You ought to rest awhile, take a vacation."</p>
<p>"I got to make money," says Al. "Last year, it was 'kill Japs' and this year it's 'make money.'"</p>
<p>"We're all right for the time being," says Millie. </p>
<p>"Why do they have to bother me with problems like that the first day I get home? Why can't they give a fellow time to get used to his own family?" Al turns around and looks at Millie. "Why don't you come over here and sit down?"</p>
<p>"Chair's liable to break," says Millie, sitting on his lap.</p>
<p>"We can't be worrying about chairs," says Al. "Not when they want me back at a Nice Fat Job, at a Nice Fat Bank!"</p>
<p>"You don't seem very happy about it," says Millie. </p>
<p>"I'm not," says Al. </p>
<p>"Why not, darling?" asks Millie.</p>
<p>"I can't help thinking about the other guys," says Al, grimly. "All the ones who haven't got you." he smiles at her. She pinches his cheek. </p>
<p>"You're crazy," says Millie, smiling. </p>
<p>"No," says Al. "Too sane for my own good." Millie puts her hand on his chin, turns his head, and kisses him.</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hes called up every day this week to see if youve got home, says Millie. I guess they want you back at the bank.
He wants me to drop in and talk about it, says Al. 
Youre not going to work right away? says Millie. You ought to rest awhile, take a vacatio]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 073: This Year, It's Make Money]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"He's called up every day this week to see if you've got home," says Millie. "I guess they want you back at the bank."</p>
<p>"He wants me to drop in and talk about it," says Al. </p>
<p>"You're not going to work right away?" says Millie. "You ought to rest awhile, take a vacation."</p>
<p>"I got to make money," says Al. "Last year, it was 'kill Japs' and this year it's 'make money.'"</p>
<p>"We're all right for the time being," says Millie. </p>
<p>"Why do they have to bother me with problems like that the first day I get home? Why can't they give a fellow time to get used to his own family?" Al turns around and looks at Millie. "Why don't you come over here and sit down?"</p>
<p>"Chair's liable to break," says Millie, sitting on his lap.</p>
<p>"We can't be worrying about chairs," says Al. "Not when they want me back at a Nice Fat Job, at a Nice Fat Bank!"</p>
<p>"You don't seem very happy about it," says Millie. </p>
<p>"I'm not," says Al. </p>
<p>"Why not, darling?" asks Millie.</p>
<p>"I can't help thinking about the other guys," says Al, grimly. "All the ones who haven't got you." he smiles at her. She pinches his cheek. </p>
<p>"You're crazy," says Millie, smiling. </p>
<p>"No," says Al. "Too sane for my own good." Millie puts her hand on his chin, turns his head, and kisses him.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["He's called up every day this week to see if you've got home," says Millie. "I guess they want you back at the bank."
"He wants me to drop in and talk about it," says Al. 
"You're not going to work right away?" says Millie. "You ought to rest awhile, take a vacation."
"I got to make money," says Al. "Last year, it was 'kill Japs' and this year it's 'make money.'"
"We're all right for the time being," says Millie. 
"Why do they have to bother me with problems like that the first day I get home? Why can't they give a fellow time to get used to his own family?" Al turns around and looks at Millie. "Why don't you come over here and sit down?"
"Chair's liable to break," says Millie, sitting on his lap.
"We can't be worrying about chairs," says Al. "Not when they want me back at a Nice Fat Job, at a Nice Fat Bank!"
"You don't seem very happy about it," says Millie. 
"I'm not," says Al. 
"Why not, darling?" asks Millie.
"I can't help thinking about the other guys," says Al, grimly. "All the ones who haven't got you." he smiles at her. She pinches his cheek. 
"You're crazy," says Millie, smiling. 
"No," says Al. "Too sane for my own good." Millie puts her hand on his chin, turns his head, and kisses him.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 073: This Year, It&#8217;s Make Money</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:49</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["He's called up every day this week to see if you've got home," says Millie. "I guess they want you back at the bank."
"He wants me to drop in and talk about it," says Al. 
"You're not going to work right away?" says Millie. "You ought to rest awhile, take a vacation."
"I got to make money," says Al. "Last year, it was 'kill Japs' and this year it's 'make money.'"
"We're all right for the time being," says Millie. 
"Why do they have to bother me with problems like that the first day I get home? Why can't they give a fellow time to get used to his own family?" Al turns around and looks at Millie. "Why don't you come over here and sit down?"
"Chair's liable to break," says Millie, sitting on his lap.
"We can't be worrying about chairs," says Al. "Not when they want me back at a Nice Fat Job, at a Nice Fat Bank!"
"You don't seem very happy about it," says Millie. 
"I'm not," says Al. 
"Why not, darling?" asks Millie.
"I can't help thinking about the other guys," says Al, grimly. "All the]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 072: Yes, Mister Milton</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-072-yes-mister-milton/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2021 02:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Al is on the phone with Mister Milton. </p>
<p>"Sounds good to hear yours," says Al. "Yes." Al motions for Millie to get a cigarette. </p>
<p>"Yes, indeed, Mister Milton," says Al. "Yes. Well, not too bad. Yes. Why, of course! Very kind of you to say that." Millie lights his cigarette. </p>
<p>"Mm-hm," says Al. "Mm-hm. Yes. Well, I'll certainly drop in. Oh, she's fine. Thank you. Ye-e-e-s. They're fine, too." Millie mouths the last three words of the predictable conversation. </p>
<p>"Well - - I - -" says Al, trying to get a word in the conversation. "That's - - Thank you, Mister Milton.  Good - Good- G-- Good - - Goodbye!" Al hangs up the phone. </p>
<p>"Mister Milton," says Al, to Millie. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al is on the phone with Mister Milton. 
Sounds good to hear yours, says Al. Yes. Al motions for Millie to get a cigarette. 
Yes, indeed, Mister Milton, says Al. Yes. Well, not too bad. Yes. Why, of course! Very kind of you to say that. Millie lights his ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 072: Yes, Mister Milton]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Al is on the phone with Mister Milton. </p>
<p>"Sounds good to hear yours," says Al. "Yes." Al motions for Millie to get a cigarette. </p>
<p>"Yes, indeed, Mister Milton," says Al. "Yes. Well, not too bad. Yes. Why, of course! Very kind of you to say that." Millie lights his cigarette. </p>
<p>"Mm-hm," says Al. "Mm-hm. Yes. Well, I'll certainly drop in. Oh, she's fine. Thank you. Ye-e-e-s. They're fine, too." Millie mouths the last three words of the predictable conversation. </p>
<p>"Well - - I - -" says Al, trying to get a word in the conversation. "That's - - Thank you, Mister Milton.  Good - Good- G-- Good - - Goodbye!" Al hangs up the phone. </p>
<p>"Mister Milton," says Al, to Millie. </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al is on the phone with Mister Milton. 
"Sounds good to hear yours," says Al. "Yes." Al motions for Millie to get a cigarette. 
"Yes, indeed, Mister Milton," says Al. "Yes. Well, not too bad. Yes. Why, of course! Very kind of you to say that." Millie lights his cigarette. 
"Mm-hm," says Al. "Mm-hm. Yes. Well, I'll certainly drop in. Oh, she's fine. Thank you. Ye-e-e-s. They're fine, too." Millie mouths the last three words of the predictable conversation. 
"Well - - I - -" says Al, trying to get a word in the conversation. "That's - - Thank you, Mister Milton.  Good - Good- G-- Good - - Goodbye!" Al hangs up the phone. 
"Mister Milton," says Al, to Millie. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 072: Yes, Mister Milton</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:09</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al is on the phone with Mister Milton. 
"Sounds good to hear yours," says Al. "Yes." Al motions for Millie to get a cigarette. 
"Yes, indeed, Mister Milton," says Al. "Yes. Well, not too bad. Yes. Why, of course! Very kind of you to say that." Millie lights his cigarette. 
"Mm-hm," says Al. "Mm-hm. Yes. Well, I'll certainly drop in. Oh, she's fine. Thank you. Ye-e-e-s. They're fine, too." Millie mouths the last three words of the predictable conversation. 
"Well - - I - -" says Al, trying to get a word in the conversation. "That's - - Thank you, Mister Milton.  Good - Good- G-- Good - - Goodbye!" Al hangs up the phone. 
"Mister Milton," says Al, to Millie. ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 071: What the War Did to My Waistline</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-071-what-the-war-did-to-my-waistline/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2021 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=925</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Gosh, you got tough," says Millie. Al empties the creamer into his coffee. </p>
<p>"Is this all the cream there is in the house?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"That's all," says Millie.</p>
<p>"It's a fine situation when a man can't get enough to eat in his own home," says Al. He pulls on his waistband. "Look at my pants!"</p>
<p>"What about them?" asks Millie. </p>
<p>"Too big!" says Al. "Gives you an idea of what the war did to my waistline." </p>
<p>"Holding your stomach in?" asks Millie. </p>
<p>"No," says Al. "It's disappeared. I'm going to have to take all my old clothes down to Wyndham and Briggs and get 'em altered." </p>
<p>"I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry about that," says Millie. "A couple of weeks of heavy eating and those pants will fit perfectly." </p>
<p>The phone rings. </p>
<p>"Don't answer it," says Al. Millie gets up from the table, anyway, and answers the phone. </p>
<p>"Hello?" says Millie. "Oh, yes, he's here!"</p>
<p>"Me?" says Al. "If it's the War Department, I'm out!" </p>
<p>"It's Mister Milton," says Millie. </p>
<p>"Who?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"Mister Milton! At the bank!" says Millie.</p>
<p>"Oh," says Al, getting up from the table. </p>
<p> "He'll be right on," says Millie.  She hands Al the phone. </p>
<p>"Hello?" says Al. "Ah, yes, Mister Milton." </p>
<p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Gosh, you got tough, says Millie. Al empties the creamer into his coffee. 
Is this all the cream there is in the house? asks Al. 
Thats all, says Millie.
Its a fine situation when a man cant get enough to eat in his own home, says Al. He pulls on his wai]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 071: What the War Did to My Waistline]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Gosh, you got tough," says Millie. Al empties the creamer into his coffee. </p>
<p>"Is this all the cream there is in the house?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"That's all," says Millie.</p>
<p>"It's a fine situation when a man can't get enough to eat in his own home," says Al. He pulls on his waistband. "Look at my pants!"</p>
<p>"What about them?" asks Millie. </p>
<p>"Too big!" says Al. "Gives you an idea of what the war did to my waistline." </p>
<p>"Holding your stomach in?" asks Millie. </p>
<p>"No," says Al. "It's disappeared. I'm going to have to take all my old clothes down to Wyndham and Briggs and get 'em altered." </p>
<p>"I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry about that," says Millie. "A couple of weeks of heavy eating and those pants will fit perfectly." </p>
<p>The phone rings. </p>
<p>"Don't answer it," says Al. Millie gets up from the table, anyway, and answers the phone. </p>
<p>"Hello?" says Millie. "Oh, yes, he's here!"</p>
<p>"Me?" says Al. "If it's the War Department, I'm out!" </p>
<p>"It's Mister Milton," says Millie. </p>
<p>"Who?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"Mister Milton! At the bank!" says Millie.</p>
<p>"Oh," says Al, getting up from the table. </p>
<p> "He'll be right on," says Millie.  She hands Al the phone. </p>
<p>"Hello?" says Al. "Ah, yes, Mister Milton." </p>
<p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Gosh, you got tough," says Millie. Al empties the creamer into his coffee. 
"Is this all the cream there is in the house?" asks Al. 
"That's all," says Millie.
"It's a fine situation when a man can't get enough to eat in his own home," says Al. He pulls on his waistband. "Look at my pants!"
"What about them?" asks Millie. 
"Too big!" says Al. "Gives you an idea of what the war did to my waistline." 
"Holding your stomach in?" asks Millie. 
"No," says Al. "It's disappeared. I'm going to have to take all my old clothes down to Wyndham and Briggs and get 'em altered." 
"I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry about that," says Millie. "A couple of weeks of heavy eating and those pants will fit perfectly." 
The phone rings. 
"Don't answer it," says Al. Millie gets up from the table, anyway, and answers the phone. 
"Hello?" says Millie. "Oh, yes, he's here!"
"Me?" says Al. "If it's the War Department, I'm out!" 
"It's Mister Milton," says Millie. 
"Who?" asks Al. 
"Mister Milton! At the bank!" says Millie.
"Oh," says Al, getting up from the table. 
 "He'll be right on," says Millie.  She hands Al the phone. 
"Hello?" says Al. "Ah, yes, Mister Milton." 
 ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46071.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 071: What the War Did to My Waistline</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>29:31</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Gosh, you got tough," says Millie. Al empties the creamer into his coffee. 
"Is this all the cream there is in the house?" asks Al. 
"That's all," says Millie.
"It's a fine situation when a man can't get enough to eat in his own home," says Al. He pulls on his waistband. "Look at my pants!"
"What about them?" asks Millie. 
"Too big!" says Al. "Gives you an idea of what the war did to my waistline." 
"Holding your stomach in?" asks Millie. 
"No," says Al. "It's disappeared. I'm going to have to take all my old clothes down to Wyndham and Briggs and get 'em altered." 
"I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry about that," says Millie. "A couple of weeks of heavy eating and those pants will fit perfectly." 
The phone rings. 
"Don't answer it," says Al. Millie gets up from the table, anyway, and answers the phone. 
"Hello?" says Millie. "Oh, yes, he's here!"
"Me?" says Al. "If it's the War Department, I'm out!" 
"It's Mister Milton," says Millie. 
"Who?" asks Al. 
"Mister Milton! At the bank]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 070: Alright, Sergeant</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-070-alright-sergeant/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=922</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Marie pauses. "But, how did you know I was here?"</p>



<p>"Well, when I got in yesterday, I went over to Pop's house - " says Fred. </p>



<p>"Yesterday?" asks Marie.  "Well, why didn't you-"</p>



<p>"Well, I came here, " says Fred, "Too late! You had already gone to work. I went from one nightclub to another."</p>



<p>"You were looking for me, honey?" says Fred. </p>



<p>"I was looking for my wife!" says Fred, smiling. </p>



<p>"Well, you've found her now!" says Marie. </p>



<p>Back at the Stephenson home, Al is apparently having a second breakfast on their veranda.  Millie arrives with a fresh pot of coffee, to which Al holds out his coffee cup. </p>



<p>"Wonder how Fred's getting along?" asks Al.</p>



<p>"Fred looks to me as if he's able to take care of himself alright," replies Millie. </p>



<p>"I'm not so sure about that," says Al. "It's not so easy for those Air Force glamor boys when they get grounded. Now, when you've been in the infantry, any change is bound to be an improvement."</p>



<p>Millie continues to clear the breakfast dishes. </p>



<p>"Will you please stop fussing, sit down, and talk to me?" asks Al. </p>



<p>"Alright, Sergeant," says Millie. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Marie pauses. But, how did you know I was here?



Well, when I got in yesterday, I went over to Pops house -  says Fred. 



Yesterday? asks Marie.  Well, why didnt you-



Well, I came here,  says Fred, Too late! You had already gone to work. I went fr]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 070: Alright, Sergeant]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie pauses. "But, how did you know I was here?"</p>



<p>"Well, when I got in yesterday, I went over to Pop's house - " says Fred. </p>



<p>"Yesterday?" asks Marie.  "Well, why didn't you-"</p>



<p>"Well, I came here, " says Fred, "Too late! You had already gone to work. I went from one nightclub to another."</p>



<p>"You were looking for me, honey?" says Fred. </p>



<p>"I was looking for my wife!" says Fred, smiling. </p>



<p>"Well, you've found her now!" says Marie. </p>



<p>Back at the Stephenson home, Al is apparently having a second breakfast on their veranda.  Millie arrives with a fresh pot of coffee, to which Al holds out his coffee cup. </p>



<p>"Wonder how Fred's getting along?" asks Al.</p>



<p>"Fred looks to me as if he's able to take care of himself alright," replies Millie. </p>



<p>"I'm not so sure about that," says Al. "It's not so easy for those Air Force glamor boys when they get grounded. Now, when you've been in the infantry, any change is bound to be an improvement."</p>



<p>Millie continues to clear the breakfast dishes. </p>



<p>"Will you please stop fussing, sit down, and talk to me?" asks Al. </p>



<p>"Alright, Sergeant," says Millie. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/922/minute-070-alright-sergeant.mp3" length="39986891" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie pauses. "But, how did you know I was here?"



"Well, when I got in yesterday, I went over to Pop's house - " says Fred. 



"Yesterday?" asks Marie.  "Well, why didn't you-"



"Well, I came here, " says Fred, "Too late! You had already gone to work. I went from one nightclub to another."



"You were looking for me, honey?" says Fred. 



"I was looking for my wife!" says Fred, smiling. 



"Well, you've found her now!" says Marie. 



Back at the Stephenson home, Al is apparently having a second breakfast on their veranda.  Millie arrives with a fresh pot of coffee, to which Al holds out his coffee cup. 



"Wonder how Fred's getting along?" asks Al.



"Fred looks to me as if he's able to take care of himself alright," replies Millie. 



"I'm not so sure about that," says Al. "It's not so easy for those Air Force glamor boys when they get grounded. Now, when you've been in the infantry, any change is bound to be an improvement."



Millie continues to clear the breakfast dishes. 



"Will you please stop fussing, sit down, and talk to me?" asks Al. 



"Alright, Sergeant," says Millie.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 070: Alright, Sergeant</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>41:25</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Marie pauses. "But, how did you know I was here?"



"Well, when I got in yesterday, I went over to Pop's house - " says Fred. 



"Yesterday?" asks Marie.  "Well, why didn't you-"



"Well, I came here, " says Fred, "Too late! You had already gone to work. I went from one nightclub to another."



"You were looking for me, honey?" says Fred. 



"I was looking for my wife!" says Fred, smiling. 



"Well, you've found her now!" says Marie. 



Back at the Stephenson home, Al is apparently having a second breakfast on their veranda.  Millie arrives with a fresh pot of coffee, to which Al holds out his coffee cup. 



"Wonder how Fred's getting along?" asks Al.



"Fred looks to me as if he's able to take care of himself alright," replies Millie. 



"I'm not so sure about that," says Al. "It's not so easy for those Air Force glamor boys when they get grounded. Now, when you've been in the infantry, any change is bound to be an improvement."



Millie continues to clear the breakfast di]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 069: Freddy!</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-069-freddy/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2021 02:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=921</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peggy drives away from the Grandview Arms Apartments.

Fred arrives at Apartment 2-J. He rings the door buzzer.

Inside the apartment, Marie Derry sleeps in a fold-out bed. She awakens to the loud buzzer.

"Alright! Alright!" she yells, putting on a robe. She unlocks the door, saying, "Hey, what's the big id-" when she suddenly realizes the man in the doorway is her husband.

"Freddy!" says Marie.  They embrace.

"Hiya, babe!" says Fred.

"Freddy, darling! Why didn't you let me know?" says Marie. "You didn't give me a chance to fix my face, or anything!"

"You look alright, babe!" replies Fred.

"Oh Freddie, darling, I'm so excited!" says Marie. "I can't believe it's you! Come on in, honey, where I can look at you!"  She pulls Fred into the apartment and stares at his uniform. "Oh, you're marvelous!" says Marie. "All those ribbons! You gotta tell me what they all mean -- but not now!" She hugs Fred.

Fred laughs, and hugs her back.

"Let me look at you," says Marie.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peggy drives away from the Grandview Arms Apartments.

Fred arrives at Apartment 2-J. He rings the door buzzer.

Inside the apartment, Marie Derry sleeps in a fold-out bed. She awakens to the loud buzzer.

Alright! Alright! she yells, putting on a robe. ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 069: Freddy!]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peggy drives away from the Grandview Arms Apartments.

Fred arrives at Apartment 2-J. He rings the door buzzer.

Inside the apartment, Marie Derry sleeps in a fold-out bed. She awakens to the loud buzzer.

"Alright! Alright!" she yells, putting on a robe. She unlocks the door, saying, "Hey, what's the big id-" when she suddenly realizes the man in the doorway is her husband.

"Freddy!" says Marie.  They embrace.

"Hiya, babe!" says Fred.

"Freddy, darling! Why didn't you let me know?" says Marie. "You didn't give me a chance to fix my face, or anything!"

"You look alright, babe!" replies Fred.

"Oh Freddie, darling, I'm so excited!" says Marie. "I can't believe it's you! Come on in, honey, where I can look at you!"  She pulls Fred into the apartment and stares at his uniform. "Oh, you're marvelous!" says Marie. "All those ribbons! You gotta tell me what they all mean -- but not now!" She hugs Fred.

Fred laughs, and hugs her back.

"Let me look at you," says Marie.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/921/minute-069-freddy.mp3" length="24149771" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peggy drives away from the Grandview Arms Apartments.

Fred arrives at Apartment 2-J. He rings the door buzzer.

Inside the apartment, Marie Derry sleeps in a fold-out bed. She awakens to the loud buzzer.

"Alright! Alright!" she yells, putting on a robe. She unlocks the door, saying, "Hey, what's the big id-" when she suddenly realizes the man in the doorway is her husband.

"Freddy!" says Marie.  They embrace.

"Hiya, babe!" says Fred.

"Freddy, darling! Why didn't you let me know?" says Marie. "You didn't give me a chance to fix my face, or anything!"

"You look alright, babe!" replies Fred.

"Oh Freddie, darling, I'm so excited!" says Marie. "I can't believe it's you! Come on in, honey, where I can look at you!"  She pulls Fred into the apartment and stares at his uniform. "Oh, you're marvelous!" says Marie. "All those ribbons! You gotta tell me what they all mean -- but not now!" She hugs Fred.

Fred laughs, and hugs her back.

"Let me look at you," says Marie.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46069.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 069: Freddy!</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>24:55</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peggy drives away from the Grandview Arms Apartments.

Fred arrives at Apartment 2-J. He rings the door buzzer.

Inside the apartment, Marie Derry sleeps in a fold-out bed. She awakens to the loud buzzer.

"Alright! Alright!" she yells, putting on a robe. She unlocks the door, saying, "Hey, what's the big id-" when she suddenly realizes the man in the doorway is her husband.

"Freddy!" says Marie.  They embrace.

"Hiya, babe!" says Fred.

"Freddy, darling! Why didn't you let me know?" says Marie. "You didn't give me a chance to fix my face, or anything!"

"You look alright, babe!" replies Fred.

"Oh Freddie, darling, I'm so excited!" says Marie. "I can't believe it's you! Come on in, honey, where I can look at you!"  She pulls Fred into the apartment and stares at his uniform. "Oh, you're marvelous!" says Marie. "All those ribbons! You gotta tell me what they all mean -- but not now!" She hugs Fred.

Fred laughs, and hugs her back.

"Let me look at you," says Marie.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46069.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 068: Bye</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-068-bye/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=920</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred continues to wait by the apartment door, then returns to ringing the call button.  He smiles at Peggy. Peggy smiles back, weakly. </p>
<p>Again, Fred stands next to the door to wait for the unlock signal, but there's no answer. Fred looks dejected. He removes his hand from the doorknob and starts to walk back to the car. </p>
<p>Just then, someone runs up to the apartment door and simply walk in. The door has been unlocked all the time. Fred laughs. Peggy smiles, again weakly.  He waves to Peggy and goes into the apartment house. </p>
<p>"Bye!" says Peggy, smiling. Her smile fades, and she turns away to start her car. </p>
<p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred continues to wait by the apartment door, then returns to ringing the call button.  He smiles at Peggy. Peggy smiles back, weakly. 
Again, Fred stands next to the door to wait for the unlock signal, but theres no answer. Fred looks dejected. He remov]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 068: Bye]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred continues to wait by the apartment door, then returns to ringing the call button.  He smiles at Peggy. Peggy smiles back, weakly. </p>
<p>Again, Fred stands next to the door to wait for the unlock signal, but there's no answer. Fred looks dejected. He removes his hand from the doorknob and starts to walk back to the car. </p>
<p>Just then, someone runs up to the apartment door and simply walk in. The door has been unlocked all the time. Fred laughs. Peggy smiles, again weakly.  He waves to Peggy and goes into the apartment house. </p>
<p>"Bye!" says Peggy, smiling. Her smile fades, and she turns away to start her car. </p>
<p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/920/minute-068-bye.mp3" length="20592395" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred continues to wait by the apartment door, then returns to ringing the call button.  He smiles at Peggy. Peggy smiles back, weakly. 
Again, Fred stands next to the door to wait for the unlock signal, but there's no answer. Fred looks dejected. He removes his hand from the doorknob and starts to walk back to the car. 
Just then, someone runs up to the apartment door and simply walk in. The door has been unlocked all the time. Fred laughs. Peggy smiles, again weakly.  He waves to Peggy and goes into the apartment house. 
"Bye!" says Peggy, smiling. Her smile fades, and she turns away to start her car. 
 ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46068.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 068: Bye</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:13</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred continues to wait by the apartment door, then returns to ringing the call button.  He smiles at Peggy. Peggy smiles back, weakly. 
Again, Fred stands next to the door to wait for the unlock signal, but there's no answer. Fred looks dejected. He removes his hand from the doorknob and starts to walk back to the car. 
Just then, someone runs up to the apartment door and simply walk in. The door has been unlocked all the time. Fred laughs. Peggy smiles, again weakly.  He waves to Peggy and goes into the apartment house. 
"Bye!" says Peggy, smiling. Her smile fades, and she turns away to start her car. 
 ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46068.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 067: They Oughta Put You in Mass Production</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-067-they-oughta-put-you-in-mass-production/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2021 02:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=919</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"You never know," says Fred. </p>
<p>"You and your wife must come up to dinner," says Peggy. </p>
<p>"That'll be fine," says Fred. He pauses. "Oh, there's one thing more - - about that - that dream I had last night. I've had it before. I'm sorry I had to bother you about it."</p>
<p>"Oh-," begins Peggy. </p>
<p>"But you were very kind," says Fred. "You didn't even mention it this morning. As a matter of fact, you've been swell about everything. I think they oughta put you in mass production!" He smiles at Peggy. </p>
<p>"Goodbye, Fred, " says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Goodbye," says Fred. He steps out of the Plymouth. </p>
<p>"Maybe I'd better wait and see if you get in!" says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Maybe that's a good idea!" agrees Fred. He walks toward the apartment door.  Fred presses the call button, then waits by the door. There is no response. Fred looks back at Peggy and shrugs. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[You never know, says Fred. 
You and your wife must come up to dinner, says Peggy. 
Thatll be fine, says Fred. He pauses. Oh, theres one thing more - - about that - that dream I had last night. Ive had it before. Im sorry I had to bother you about it.
Oh-]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 067: They Oughta Put You in Mass Production]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"You never know," says Fred. </p>
<p>"You and your wife must come up to dinner," says Peggy. </p>
<p>"That'll be fine," says Fred. He pauses. "Oh, there's one thing more - - about that - that dream I had last night. I've had it before. I'm sorry I had to bother you about it."</p>
<p>"Oh-," begins Peggy. </p>
<p>"But you were very kind," says Fred. "You didn't even mention it this morning. As a matter of fact, you've been swell about everything. I think they oughta put you in mass production!" He smiles at Peggy. </p>
<p>"Goodbye, Fred, " says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Goodbye," says Fred. He steps out of the Plymouth. </p>
<p>"Maybe I'd better wait and see if you get in!" says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Maybe that's a good idea!" agrees Fred. He walks toward the apartment door.  Fred presses the call button, then waits by the door. There is no response. Fred looks back at Peggy and shrugs. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/919/minute-067-they-oughta-put-you-in-mass-production.mp3" length="16785040" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["You never know," says Fred. 
"You and your wife must come up to dinner," says Peggy. 
"That'll be fine," says Fred. He pauses. "Oh, there's one thing more - - about that - that dream I had last night. I've had it before. I'm sorry I had to bother you about it."
"Oh-," begins Peggy. 
"But you were very kind," says Fred. "You didn't even mention it this morning. As a matter of fact, you've been swell about everything. I think they oughta put you in mass production!" He smiles at Peggy. 
"Goodbye, Fred, " says Peggy. 
"Goodbye," says Fred. He steps out of the Plymouth. 
"Maybe I'd better wait and see if you get in!" says Peggy. 
"Maybe that's a good idea!" agrees Fred. He walks toward the apartment door.  Fred presses the call button, then waits by the door. There is no response. Fred looks back at Peggy and shrugs. ]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46067.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 067: They Oughta Put You in Mass Production</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>17:15</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["You never know," says Fred. 
"You and your wife must come up to dinner," says Peggy. 
"That'll be fine," says Fred. He pauses. "Oh, there's one thing more - - about that - that dream I had last night. I've had it before. I'm sorry I had to bother you about it."
"Oh-," begins Peggy. 
"But you were very kind," says Fred. "You didn't even mention it this morning. As a matter of fact, you've been swell about everything. I think they oughta put you in mass production!" He smiles at Peggy. 
"Goodbye, Fred, " says Peggy. 
"Goodbye," says Fred. He steps out of the Plymouth. 
"Maybe I'd better wait and see if you get in!" says Peggy. 
"Maybe that's a good idea!" agrees Fred. He walks toward the apartment door.  Fred presses the call button, then waits by the door. There is no response. Fred looks back at Peggy and shrugs. ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46067.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 066: I Have Work to Do</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-066-i-have-work-to-do/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2021 02:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=918</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"I seem to have a vague recollection that we had a couple of children, is that right?" asks Al, as Millie straightens out the bedsheets. </p>
<p>"That's right," says Millie.</p>
<p>"Whatever became of them?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"Rob's gone to school, and Peggy's driving downtown with Fred," replies Millie. </p>
<p>"Fred?" says Al. Millie steps around him. "Oh," says Al, getting out of the way. "Oh, yeah, Fred! He's a good guy." Al steps out of the way, as Millie negotiates around him with the breakfast tray. </p>
<p>"All right?" says Millie, holding out the tray and motioning Fred to get back in bed. Al doesn't move. Millie, not sure what to do, sets the tray on the bed. "Here's your breakfast. I have work to do!" she says, with a nervous lightness. </p>
<p>Al puts his hand on Millie's wrist, and draws her close. They embrace, and kiss. </p>
<p>Peggy and Fred arrive at the Grandview Arms Apartments, in Peggy's 1941 Plymouth. </p>
<p>"Well," says Fred, "it was nice knowing you, Peggy."</p>
<p> "That sounds like a permanent goodbye," says Peggy.</p>
<p>Fred shrugs. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I seem to have a vague recollection that we had a couple of children, is that right? asks Al, as Millie straightens out the bedsheets. 
Thats right, says Millie.
Whatever became of them? asks Al. 
Robs gone to school, and Peggys driving downtown with Fre]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 066: I Have Work to Do]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"I seem to have a vague recollection that we had a couple of children, is that right?" asks Al, as Millie straightens out the bedsheets. </p>
<p>"That's right," says Millie.</p>
<p>"Whatever became of them?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"Rob's gone to school, and Peggy's driving downtown with Fred," replies Millie. </p>
<p>"Fred?" says Al. Millie steps around him. "Oh," says Al, getting out of the way. "Oh, yeah, Fred! He's a good guy." Al steps out of the way, as Millie negotiates around him with the breakfast tray. </p>
<p>"All right?" says Millie, holding out the tray and motioning Fred to get back in bed. Al doesn't move. Millie, not sure what to do, sets the tray on the bed. "Here's your breakfast. I have work to do!" she says, with a nervous lightness. </p>
<p>Al puts his hand on Millie's wrist, and draws her close. They embrace, and kiss. </p>
<p>Peggy and Fred arrive at the Grandview Arms Apartments, in Peggy's 1941 Plymouth. </p>
<p>"Well," says Fred, "it was nice knowing you, Peggy."</p>
<p> "That sounds like a permanent goodbye," says Peggy.</p>
<p>Fred shrugs. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/918/minute-066-i-have-work-to-do.mp3" length="19581605" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["I seem to have a vague recollection that we had a couple of children, is that right?" asks Al, as Millie straightens out the bedsheets. 
"That's right," says Millie.
"Whatever became of them?" asks Al. 
"Rob's gone to school, and Peggy's driving downtown with Fred," replies Millie. 
"Fred?" says Al. Millie steps around him. "Oh," says Al, getting out of the way. "Oh, yeah, Fred! He's a good guy." Al steps out of the way, as Millie negotiates around him with the breakfast tray. 
"All right?" says Millie, holding out the tray and motioning Fred to get back in bed. Al doesn't move. Millie, not sure what to do, sets the tray on the bed. "Here's your breakfast. I have work to do!" she says, with a nervous lightness. 
Al puts his hand on Millie's wrist, and draws her close. They embrace, and kiss. 
Peggy and Fred arrive at the Grandview Arms Apartments, in Peggy's 1941 Plymouth. 
"Well," says Fred, "it was nice knowing you, Peggy."
 "That sounds like a permanent goodbye," says Peggy.
Fred shrugs. ]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46066.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 066: I Have Work to Do</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:10</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["I seem to have a vague recollection that we had a couple of children, is that right?" asks Al, as Millie straightens out the bedsheets. 
"That's right," says Millie.
"Whatever became of them?" asks Al. 
"Rob's gone to school, and Peggy's driving downtown with Fred," replies Millie. 
"Fred?" says Al. Millie steps around him. "Oh," says Al, getting out of the way. "Oh, yeah, Fred! He's a good guy." Al steps out of the way, as Millie negotiates around him with the breakfast tray. 
"All right?" says Millie, holding out the tray and motioning Fred to get back in bed. Al doesn't move. Millie, not sure what to do, sets the tray on the bed. "Here's your breakfast. I have work to do!" she says, with a nervous lightness. 
Al puts his hand on Millie's wrist, and draws her close. They embrace, and kiss. 
Peggy and Fred arrive at the Grandview Arms Apartments, in Peggy's 1941 Plymouth. 
"Well," says Fred, "it was nice knowing you, Peggy."
 "That sounds like a permanent goodbye," says Peggy.
Fred ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46066.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 065: Am I Really Home?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-065-am-i-really-home/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=917</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"That's not just a line," says Fred. "I really meant it."</p>
<p>Back at the Stephenson house, Millie is stacking a breakfast on a tray. She puts a vase of daisies on the tray, but changes her mind and puts the daisies on the kitchen stove, instead. </p>
<p>Al, now showered and wearing a bathrobe, looks at the civilian clothes hanging in his closet. There's a knock at the bedroom door. </p>
<p>"Who's that?" says Al. </p>
<p>"It's me, Millie!" says Millie.  She opens the door. "I brought you breakfast!"</p>
<p>"Oho!" says Al, smiling. "Thanks!"</p>
<p>"Didn't think you'd be up for hours," says Millie, putting the tray on a chair. </p>
<p>"Yeah, well, I had a dream," says Al. "I dreamt I was home. I've had that same dream hundreds of times before, and this time, I wanted to find out if it's really true. Am I really home?"</p>
<p>Millie straightens the bed pillows. "Looks like it," says Millie. "And you're going to be royally treated. You're having breakfast in bed."</p>
<p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Thats not just a line, says Fred. I really meant it.
Back at the Stephenson house, Millie is stacking a breakfast on a tray. She puts a vase of daisies on the tray, but changes her mind and puts the daisies on the kitchen stove, instead. 
Al, now showere]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 065: Am I Really Home?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"That's not just a line," says Fred. "I really meant it."</p>
<p>Back at the Stephenson house, Millie is stacking a breakfast on a tray. She puts a vase of daisies on the tray, but changes her mind and puts the daisies on the kitchen stove, instead. </p>
<p>Al, now showered and wearing a bathrobe, looks at the civilian clothes hanging in his closet. There's a knock at the bedroom door. </p>
<p>"Who's that?" says Al. </p>
<p>"It's me, Millie!" says Millie.  She opens the door. "I brought you breakfast!"</p>
<p>"Oho!" says Al, smiling. "Thanks!"</p>
<p>"Didn't think you'd be up for hours," says Millie, putting the tray on a chair. </p>
<p>"Yeah, well, I had a dream," says Al. "I dreamt I was home. I've had that same dream hundreds of times before, and this time, I wanted to find out if it's really true. Am I really home?"</p>
<p>Millie straightens the bed pillows. "Looks like it," says Millie. "And you're going to be royally treated. You're having breakfast in bed."</p>
<p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/917/minute-065-am-i-really-home.mp3" length="21717376" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["That's not just a line," says Fred. "I really meant it."
Back at the Stephenson house, Millie is stacking a breakfast on a tray. She puts a vase of daisies on the tray, but changes her mind and puts the daisies on the kitchen stove, instead. 
Al, now showered and wearing a bathrobe, looks at the civilian clothes hanging in his closet. There's a knock at the bedroom door. 
"Who's that?" says Al. 
"It's me, Millie!" says Millie.  She opens the door. "I brought you breakfast!"
"Oho!" says Al, smiling. "Thanks!"
"Didn't think you'd be up for hours," says Millie, putting the tray on a chair. 
"Yeah, well, I had a dream," says Al. "I dreamt I was home. I've had that same dream hundreds of times before, and this time, I wanted to find out if it's really true. Am I really home?"
Millie straightens the bed pillows. "Looks like it," says Millie. "And you're going to be royally treated. You're having breakfast in bed."
 ]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46065.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 065: Am I Really Home?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>22:23</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["That's not just a line," says Fred. "I really meant it."
Back at the Stephenson house, Millie is stacking a breakfast on a tray. She puts a vase of daisies on the tray, but changes her mind and puts the daisies on the kitchen stove, instead. 
Al, now showered and wearing a bathrobe, looks at the civilian clothes hanging in his closet. There's a knock at the bedroom door. 
"Who's that?" says Al. 
"It's me, Millie!" says Millie.  She opens the door. "I brought you breakfast!"
"Oho!" says Al, smiling. "Thanks!"
"Didn't think you'd be up for hours," says Millie, putting the tray on a chair. 
"Yeah, well, I had a dream," says Al. "I dreamt I was home. I've had that same dream hundreds of times before, and this time, I wanted to find out if it's really true. Am I really home?"
Millie straightens the bed pillows. "Looks like it," says Millie. "And you're going to be royally treated. You're having breakfast in bed."
 ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 064: Adjust for Wind Drift, Velocity, Altitude</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-064-adjust-for-wind-drift-velocity-altitude/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 02:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=916</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"What did you do before the war, Fred?" asks Peggy. </p>
<p>"I was a fountain attendant," replies Fred. </p>
<p>"A what?" asks Peggy. </p>
<p>"Soda jerk," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Oh," says Peggy.</p>
<p>"Surprised?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"Yes, a little," says Peggy. "I bet you mixed up a fine ice cream soda!"</p>
<p>"You're darn right!" laughs Fred. "I was an expert behind that fountain. I used to toss a scoop of ice cream in the air, adjust for wind drift, velocity, and altitude, and wham! In the corner every time!" </p>
<p>Peggy laughs. </p>
<p>"I figure that's where I really learned to drop bombs," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Hm - what do you think you'll do now?" asks Peggy. </p>
<p>"I'm not going back to that drug store," says Fred. "Somehow, I can't figure myself getting excited over a root beer float.  I don't know just what I will do - - I'm going to take plenty of time looking around."</p>
<p>"I guess after all the places you've been, Boone City looks pretty dreary to you," says Peggy. Fred looks at her. </p>
<p>"Not from where I'm sitting right now," says Fred. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[What did you do before the war, Fred? asks Peggy. 
I was a fountain attendant, replies Fred. 
A what? asks Peggy. 
Soda jerk, says Fred. 
Oh, says Peggy.
Surprised? asks Fred. 
Yes, a little, says Peggy. I bet you mixed up a fine ice cream soda!
Youre da]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 064: Adjust for Wind Drift, Velocity, Altitude]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"What did you do before the war, Fred?" asks Peggy. </p>
<p>"I was a fountain attendant," replies Fred. </p>
<p>"A what?" asks Peggy. </p>
<p>"Soda jerk," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Oh," says Peggy.</p>
<p>"Surprised?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"Yes, a little," says Peggy. "I bet you mixed up a fine ice cream soda!"</p>
<p>"You're darn right!" laughs Fred. "I was an expert behind that fountain. I used to toss a scoop of ice cream in the air, adjust for wind drift, velocity, and altitude, and wham! In the corner every time!" </p>
<p>Peggy laughs. </p>
<p>"I figure that's where I really learned to drop bombs," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Hm - what do you think you'll do now?" asks Peggy. </p>
<p>"I'm not going back to that drug store," says Fred. "Somehow, I can't figure myself getting excited over a root beer float.  I don't know just what I will do - - I'm going to take plenty of time looking around."</p>
<p>"I guess after all the places you've been, Boone City looks pretty dreary to you," says Peggy. Fred looks at her. </p>
<p>"Not from where I'm sitting right now," says Fred. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/916/minute-064-adjust-for-wind-drift-velocity-altitude.mp3" length="22310461" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["What did you do before the war, Fred?" asks Peggy. 
"I was a fountain attendant," replies Fred. 
"A what?" asks Peggy. 
"Soda jerk," says Fred. 
"Oh," says Peggy.
"Surprised?" asks Fred. 
"Yes, a little," says Peggy. "I bet you mixed up a fine ice cream soda!"
"You're darn right!" laughs Fred. "I was an expert behind that fountain. I used to toss a scoop of ice cream in the air, adjust for wind drift, velocity, and altitude, and wham! In the corner every time!" 
Peggy laughs. 
"I figure that's where I really learned to drop bombs," says Fred. 
"Hm - what do you think you'll do now?" asks Peggy. 
"I'm not going back to that drug store," says Fred. "Somehow, I can't figure myself getting excited over a root beer float.  I don't know just what I will do - - I'm going to take plenty of time looking around."
"I guess after all the places you've been, Boone City looks pretty dreary to you," says Peggy. Fred looks at her. 
"Not from where I'm sitting right now," says Fred. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46064.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 064: Adjust for Wind Drift, Velocity, Altitude</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:00</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["What did you do before the war, Fred?" asks Peggy. 
"I was a fountain attendant," replies Fred. 
"A what?" asks Peggy. 
"Soda jerk," says Fred. 
"Oh," says Peggy.
"Surprised?" asks Fred. 
"Yes, a little," says Peggy. "I bet you mixed up a fine ice cream soda!"
"You're darn right!" laughs Fred. "I was an expert behind that fountain. I used to toss a scoop of ice cream in the air, adjust for wind drift, velocity, and altitude, and wham! In the corner every time!" 
Peggy laughs. 
"I figure that's where I really learned to drop bombs," says Fred. 
"Hm - what do you think you'll do now?" asks Peggy. 
"I'm not going back to that drug store," says Fred. "Somehow, I can't figure myself getting excited over a root beer float.  I don't know just what I will do - - I'm going to take plenty of time looking around."
"I guess after all the places you've been, Boone City looks pretty dreary to you," says Peggy. Fred looks at her. 
"Not from where I'm sitting right now," says Fred. ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 063: Shower Time</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-063-shower-time/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=914</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Al compares his pre-war photo with his current look. He tries to hide the bags under his eyes.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Walking toward the bathroom, he opens the bathroom door. Millie peeks in on his to see how he's doing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Climbing into the shower, Al starts singing "Among My Souvenirs," only to suddenly realize he's taking a shower with his pajamas on. He leaps out of the shower and starts disrobing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Peggy is driving Fred back to Grandview Arms Apartments.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al compares his pre-war photo with his current look. He tries to hide the bags under his eyes.&nbsp;
Walking toward the bathroom, he opens the bathroom door. Millie peeks in on his to see how hes doing.&nbsp;
Climbing into the shower, Al starts singing A]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 063: Shower Time]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Al compares his pre-war photo with his current look. He tries to hide the bags under his eyes.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Walking toward the bathroom, he opens the bathroom door. Millie peeks in on his to see how he's doing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Climbing into the shower, Al starts singing "Among My Souvenirs," only to suddenly realize he's taking a shower with his pajamas on. He leaps out of the shower and starts disrobing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Peggy is driving Fred back to Grandview Arms Apartments.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/914/minute-063-shower-time.mp3" length="25780776" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al compares his pre-war photo with his current look. He tries to hide the bags under his eyes.&nbsp;
Walking toward the bathroom, he opens the bathroom door. Millie peeks in on his to see how he's doing.&nbsp;
Climbing into the shower, Al starts singing "Among My Souvenirs," only to suddenly realize he's taking a shower with his pajamas on. He leaps out of the shower and starts disrobing.&nbsp;
Meanwhile, Peggy is driving Fred back to Grandview Arms Apartments.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46063.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 063: Shower Time</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>26:37</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al compares his pre-war photo with his current look. He tries to hide the bags under his eyes.&nbsp;
Walking toward the bathroom, he opens the bathroom door. Millie peeks in on his to see how he's doing.&nbsp;
Climbing into the shower, Al starts singing "Among My Souvenirs," only to suddenly realize he's taking a shower with his pajamas on. He leaps out of the shower and starts disrobing.&nbsp;
Meanwhile, Peggy is driving Fred back to Grandview Arms Apartments.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46063.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 062: Boots</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-062-boots/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2021 02:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=915</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Al wakes up. Millie's not in bed.&nbsp;</p>
<p>He gets out of bed, and looks down at his Army boots, parked next to a chair.&nbsp; Al opens the window blinds and squints at the sunshine. He picks up the Army boots, and tosses them out the window, listening to them hit the pavement four floors below.&nbsp;</p>
<p>That task completed, Al looks at himself in the bedroom mirror, then looks at a prewar portrait sitting in a picture frame next to the mirror.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al wakes up. Millies not in bed.&nbsp;
He gets out of bed, and looks down at his Army boots, parked next to a chair.&nbsp; Al opens the window blinds and squints at the sunshine. He picks up the Army boots, and tosses them out the window, listening to th]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 062: Boots]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Al wakes up. Millie's not in bed.&nbsp;</p>
<p>He gets out of bed, and looks down at his Army boots, parked next to a chair.&nbsp; Al opens the window blinds and squints at the sunshine. He picks up the Army boots, and tosses them out the window, listening to them hit the pavement four floors below.&nbsp;</p>
<p>That task completed, Al looks at himself in the bedroom mirror, then looks at a prewar portrait sitting in a picture frame next to the mirror.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/915/minute-062-boots.mp3" length="21782578" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al wakes up. Millie's not in bed.&nbsp;
He gets out of bed, and looks down at his Army boots, parked next to a chair.&nbsp; Al opens the window blinds and squints at the sunshine. He picks up the Army boots, and tosses them out the window, listening to them hit the pavement four floors below.&nbsp;
That task completed, Al looks at himself in the bedroom mirror, then looks at a prewar portrait sitting in a picture frame next to the mirror.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46062.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46062.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 062: Boots</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>22:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al wakes up. Millie's not in bed.&nbsp;
He gets out of bed, and looks down at his Army boots, parked next to a chair.&nbsp; Al opens the window blinds and squints at the sunshine. He picks up the Army boots, and tosses them out the window, listening to them hit the pavement four floors below.&nbsp;
That task completed, Al looks at himself in the bedroom mirror, then looks at a prewar portrait sitting in a picture frame next to the mirror.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46062.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 061: Goodbye, Millie</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-061-goodbye-millie/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2021 02:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=912</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred didn't know his wife had a job in a nightclub. </p>
<p>"Could have happened to anyone," says Millie. "If Al had come home a little later last night <em>we</em> wouldn't have been in, and he wouldn't have known where to look for us!"</p>
<p>"How is Al?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"We don't know yet!" laughs Millie. Peggy returns, wearing a hat and coat. </p>
<p>"Ready, Fred," says Peggy, putting on gloves. </p>
<p>"Well, when he wakes up, tell him from me, I think he's a pretty lucky guy," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Thank you, Fred," says Millie. Fred shakes her hand. </p>
<p>"Goodbye, Millie, and thanks a lot for everything," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Goodbye," says Millie. </p>
<p>"Bye, Mom!" says Peggy, as she and Fred head out of the apartment. </p>
<p>"Bye, dear," replies Millie. </p>
<p>Meanwhile, Al is waking up in his bedroom. He squints, and looks at his reflection in two mirrors at the opposite end of his bedroom.  Al rubs his face, looks around the room, and notices the space in their bed where Millie slept. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred didnt know his wife had a job in a nightclub. 
Could have happened to anyone, says Millie. If Al had come home a little later last night we wouldnt have been in, and he wouldnt have known where to look for us!
How is Al? asks Fred. 
We dont know yet]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 061: Goodbye, Millie]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred didn't know his wife had a job in a nightclub. </p>
<p>"Could have happened to anyone," says Millie. "If Al had come home a little later last night <em>we</em> wouldn't have been in, and he wouldn't have known where to look for us!"</p>
<p>"How is Al?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"We don't know yet!" laughs Millie. Peggy returns, wearing a hat and coat. </p>
<p>"Ready, Fred," says Peggy, putting on gloves. </p>
<p>"Well, when he wakes up, tell him from me, I think he's a pretty lucky guy," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Thank you, Fred," says Millie. Fred shakes her hand. </p>
<p>"Goodbye, Millie, and thanks a lot for everything," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Goodbye," says Millie. </p>
<p>"Bye, Mom!" says Peggy, as she and Fred head out of the apartment. </p>
<p>"Bye, dear," replies Millie. </p>
<p>Meanwhile, Al is waking up in his bedroom. He squints, and looks at his reflection in two mirrors at the opposite end of his bedroom.  Al rubs his face, looks around the room, and notices the space in their bed where Millie slept. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/912/minute-061-goodbye-millie.mp3" length="18354065" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred didn't know his wife had a job in a nightclub. 
"Could have happened to anyone," says Millie. "If Al had come home a little later last night we wouldn't have been in, and he wouldn't have known where to look for us!"
"How is Al?" asks Fred. 
"We don't know yet!" laughs Millie. Peggy returns, wearing a hat and coat. 
"Ready, Fred," says Peggy, putting on gloves. 
"Well, when he wakes up, tell him from me, I think he's a pretty lucky guy," says Fred. 
"Thank you, Fred," says Millie. Fred shakes her hand. 
"Goodbye, Millie, and thanks a lot for everything," says Fred. 
"Goodbye," says Millie. 
"Bye, Mom!" says Peggy, as she and Fred head out of the apartment. 
"Bye, dear," replies Millie. 
Meanwhile, Al is waking up in his bedroom. He squints, and looks at his reflection in two mirrors at the opposite end of his bedroom.  Al rubs his face, looks around the room, and notices the space in their bed where Millie slept. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46061.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 061: Goodbye, Millie</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>18:53</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred didn't know his wife had a job in a nightclub. 
"Could have happened to anyone," says Millie. "If Al had come home a little later last night we wouldn't have been in, and he wouldn't have known where to look for us!"
"How is Al?" asks Fred. 
"We don't know yet!" laughs Millie. Peggy returns, wearing a hat and coat. 
"Ready, Fred," says Peggy, putting on gloves. 
"Well, when he wakes up, tell him from me, I think he's a pretty lucky guy," says Fred. 
"Thank you, Fred," says Millie. Fred shakes her hand. 
"Goodbye, Millie, and thanks a lot for everything," says Fred. 
"Goodbye," says Millie. 
"Bye, Mom!" says Peggy, as she and Fred head out of the apartment. 
"Bye, dear," replies Millie. 
Meanwhile, Al is waking up in his bedroom. He squints, and looks at his reflection in two mirrors at the opposite end of his bedroom.  Al rubs his face, looks around the room, and notices the space in their bed where Millie slept. ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46061.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 060: The Best of Them Are Already Married</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-060-the-best-of-them-are-already-married/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=874</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"No," says Peggy, when asked about being married. </p>
<p>"Well, I guess you've hardly had time," says Fred. "You must have been engaged, though."</p>
<p>"No," says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Why not?" asks Fred. "What's the matter with the guys around here?"</p>
<p>"I guess the best of them are already married," says Peggy, pointedly. </p>
<p>Millie walks into the kitchen. </p>
<p>"Good morning, Fred!" says Millie. </p>
<p>"Good morning, Mrs..." begins Fred. </p>
<p>"Millie's the name," says Millie. Fred laughs.</p>
<p>"Thanks, Millie," says Fred. "When Al wakes up, tell him how much I appreciate the -- "</p>
<p>"You're not going?" says Millie, "you haven't even finished your breakfast."</p>
<p>"I'm afraid I haven't got much of an appetite this morning," says Fred. "Besides, I've got to get downtown. Maybe now I can get into that apartment house where my wife lives." </p>
<p>"I'll drive you, Fred," says Peggy. "I've got to get to work at the hospital. I'll just be a minute." Peggy leaves the kitchen. </p>
<p>Millie opens the refrigerator door. </p>
<p>"I must have acted pretty disgracefully last night," says Fred. </p>
<p>"No," says Millie. "You just fell in with bad company at Butch's and got stinking."</p>
<p>"You see, the whole trouble was, I couldn't find Marie - that's my wife, " says Fred. "I didn't know she had a job."</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[No, says Peggy, when asked about being married. 
Well, I guess youve hardly had time, says Fred. You must have been engaged, though.
No, says Peggy. 
Why not? asks Fred. Whats the matter with the guys around here?
I guess the best of them are already mar]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 060: The Best of Them Are Already Married]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"No," says Peggy, when asked about being married. </p>
<p>"Well, I guess you've hardly had time," says Fred. "You must have been engaged, though."</p>
<p>"No," says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Why not?" asks Fred. "What's the matter with the guys around here?"</p>
<p>"I guess the best of them are already married," says Peggy, pointedly. </p>
<p>Millie walks into the kitchen. </p>
<p>"Good morning, Fred!" says Millie. </p>
<p>"Good morning, Mrs..." begins Fred. </p>
<p>"Millie's the name," says Millie. Fred laughs.</p>
<p>"Thanks, Millie," says Fred. "When Al wakes up, tell him how much I appreciate the -- "</p>
<p>"You're not going?" says Millie, "you haven't even finished your breakfast."</p>
<p>"I'm afraid I haven't got much of an appetite this morning," says Fred. "Besides, I've got to get downtown. Maybe now I can get into that apartment house where my wife lives." </p>
<p>"I'll drive you, Fred," says Peggy. "I've got to get to work at the hospital. I'll just be a minute." Peggy leaves the kitchen. </p>
<p>Millie opens the refrigerator door. </p>
<p>"I must have acted pretty disgracefully last night," says Fred. </p>
<p>"No," says Millie. "You just fell in with bad company at Butch's and got stinking."</p>
<p>"You see, the whole trouble was, I couldn't find Marie - that's my wife, " says Fred. "I didn't know she had a job."</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/874/minute-060-the-best-of-them-are-already-married.mp3" length="41382370" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["No," says Peggy, when asked about being married. 
"Well, I guess you've hardly had time," says Fred. "You must have been engaged, though."
"No," says Peggy. 
"Why not?" asks Fred. "What's the matter with the guys around here?"
"I guess the best of them are already married," says Peggy, pointedly. 
Millie walks into the kitchen. 
"Good morning, Fred!" says Millie. 
"Good morning, Mrs..." begins Fred. 
"Millie's the name," says Millie. Fred laughs.
"Thanks, Millie," says Fred. "When Al wakes up, tell him how much I appreciate the -- "
"You're not going?" says Millie, "you haven't even finished your breakfast."
"I'm afraid I haven't got much of an appetite this morning," says Fred. "Besides, I've got to get downtown. Maybe now I can get into that apartment house where my wife lives." 
"I'll drive you, Fred," says Peggy. "I've got to get to work at the hospital. I'll just be a minute." Peggy leaves the kitchen. 
Millie opens the refrigerator door. 
"I must have acted pretty disgracefully last night," says Fred. 
"No," says Millie. "You just fell in with bad company at Butch's and got stinking."
"You see, the whole trouble was, I couldn't find Marie - that's my wife, " says Fred. "I didn't know she had a job."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 060: The Best of Them Are Already Married</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>42:52</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["No," says Peggy, when asked about being married. 
"Well, I guess you've hardly had time," says Fred. "You must have been engaged, though."
"No," says Peggy. 
"Why not?" asks Fred. "What's the matter with the guys around here?"
"I guess the best of them are already married," says Peggy, pointedly. 
Millie walks into the kitchen. 
"Good morning, Fred!" says Millie. 
"Good morning, Mrs..." begins Fred. 
"Millie's the name," says Millie. Fred laughs.
"Thanks, Millie," says Fred. "When Al wakes up, tell him how much I appreciate the -- "
"You're not going?" says Millie, "you haven't even finished your breakfast."
"I'm afraid I haven't got much of an appetite this morning," says Fred. "Besides, I've got to get downtown. Maybe now I can get into that apartment house where my wife lives." 
"I'll drive you, Fred," says Peggy. "I've got to get to work at the hospital. I'll just be a minute." Peggy leaves the kitchen. 
Millie opens the refrigerator door. 
"I must have acted pretty disgracefully]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46060.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 059: Good Old Al</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-059-good-old-al/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=873</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"We're very glad to have you here," says Peggy. "Besides, you couldn't have gotten a room in a hotel."</p>
<p>"Did I - - get out of line with you?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"No, not really," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"That's good, because - - you see, I'm married," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yes, I know," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I must have gotten pretty plastered last night," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You had nothing on my dad!" says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Your dad?" asks Fred. "Who's he?"</p>
<p>"Don't you remember Al?" asks Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, Al!" laughs Fred. "Yeah - good old Al! Where is he?"</p>
<p>"Still asleep, I guess," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"So, you're Al's daughter!" says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You've got it all straight now!" laughs Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I feel a lot better," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"That's good," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You married, Peggy?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Were very glad to have you here, says Peggy. Besides, you couldnt have gotten a room in a hotel.
Did I - - get out of line with you? asks Fred.&nbsp;
No, not really, says Peggy.&nbsp;
Thats good, because - - you see, Im married, says Fred.&nbsp;
Yes, I k]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 059: Good Old Al]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"We're very glad to have you here," says Peggy. "Besides, you couldn't have gotten a room in a hotel."</p>
<p>"Did I - - get out of line with you?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"No, not really," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"That's good, because - - you see, I'm married," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yes, I know," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I must have gotten pretty plastered last night," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You had nothing on my dad!" says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Your dad?" asks Fred. "Who's he?"</p>
<p>"Don't you remember Al?" asks Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, Al!" laughs Fred. "Yeah - good old Al! Where is he?"</p>
<p>"Still asleep, I guess," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"So, you're Al's daughter!" says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You've got it all straight now!" laughs Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"I feel a lot better," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"That's good," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You married, Peggy?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/873/minute-059-good-old-al.mp3" length="40620121" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["We're very glad to have you here," says Peggy. "Besides, you couldn't have gotten a room in a hotel."
"Did I - - get out of line with you?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"No, not really," says Peggy.&nbsp;
"That's good, because - - you see, I'm married," says Fred.&nbsp;
"Yes, I know," says Peggy.&nbsp;
"I must have gotten pretty plastered last night," says Fred.&nbsp;
"You had nothing on my dad!" says Peggy.&nbsp;
"Your dad?" asks Fred. "Who's he?"
"Don't you remember Al?" asks Peggy.&nbsp;
"Oh, Al!" laughs Fred. "Yeah - good old Al! Where is he?"
"Still asleep, I guess," says Peggy.&nbsp;
"So, you're Al's daughter!" says Fred.&nbsp;
"You've got it all straight now!" laughs Peggy.&nbsp;
"I feel a lot better," says Fred.&nbsp;
"That's good," says Peggy.&nbsp;
"You married, Peggy?" asks Fred.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46059.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 059: Good Old Al</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>42:05</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["We're very glad to have you here," says Peggy. "Besides, you couldn't have gotten a room in a hotel."
"Did I - - get out of line with you?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"No, not really," says Peggy.&nbsp;
"That's good, because - - you see, I'm married," says Fred.&nbsp;
"Yes, I know," says Peggy.&nbsp;
"I must have gotten pretty plastered last night," says Fred.&nbsp;
"You had nothing on my dad!" says Peggy.&nbsp;
"Your dad?" asks Fred. "Who's he?"
"Don't you remember Al?" asks Peggy.&nbsp;
"Oh, Al!" laughs Fred. "Yeah - good old Al! Where is he?"
"Still asleep, I guess," says Peggy.&nbsp;
"So, you're Al's daughter!" says Fred.&nbsp;
"You've got it all straight now!" laughs Peggy.&nbsp;
"I feel a lot better," says Fred.&nbsp;
"That's good," says Peggy.&nbsp;
"You married, Peggy?" asks Fred.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46059.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 058: For the Last Time, Yes</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-058-for-the-last-time-yes/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=872</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred asks if Peggy's name is "Peggy."</p>
<p>"For the last time, yes," laughs Peggy. "Want some eggs?"</p>
<p>"Hmm," says Fred, pondering the state of his stomach. "Do you think I could take 'em?"</p>
<p>"Sure," says Peggy. "They'll be good for you. Like 'em scrambled?"</p>
<p>"Any way you cook 'em," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Good," says Peggy. While stirring the eggs with a fork, she asks Fred, "Sleep alright?"</p>
<p>Fred pauses drinking his orange juice. "Wonderful," says Fred, carefully. </p>
<p>"That's good," says Peggy, lighting the oven. </p>
<p>"Can I help you with any of that business?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"You can pour the coffee, if you want some," replies Peggy. Fred snags the coffee pot. </p>
<p>"Do you mind if I ask a someone personal questions?" says Fred, pouring the coffee. </p>
<p>"No," says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Where did you sleep last night?" says Fred. </p>
<p>"On the couch," says Peggy, adjusting the oven temperature. </p>
<p>"That's terrible," says Fred, shaking his head. </p>
<p>"What's terrible?" asks Peggy, stirring the eggs again. </p>
<p>"I should have had enough sense to go to a hotel, not come around here, bothering you," says Fred. </p>
<p>"You didn't bother anybody, Fred," says Peggy. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred asks if Peggys name is Peggy.
For the last time, yes, laughs Peggy. Want some eggs?
Hmm, says Fred, pondering the state of his stomach. Do you think I could take em?
Sure, says Peggy. Theyll be good for you. Like em scrambled?
Any way you cook em, s]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 058: For the Last Time, Yes]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred asks if Peggy's name is "Peggy."</p>
<p>"For the last time, yes," laughs Peggy. "Want some eggs?"</p>
<p>"Hmm," says Fred, pondering the state of his stomach. "Do you think I could take 'em?"</p>
<p>"Sure," says Peggy. "They'll be good for you. Like 'em scrambled?"</p>
<p>"Any way you cook 'em," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Good," says Peggy. While stirring the eggs with a fork, she asks Fred, "Sleep alright?"</p>
<p>Fred pauses drinking his orange juice. "Wonderful," says Fred, carefully. </p>
<p>"That's good," says Peggy, lighting the oven. </p>
<p>"Can I help you with any of that business?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"You can pour the coffee, if you want some," replies Peggy. Fred snags the coffee pot. </p>
<p>"Do you mind if I ask a someone personal questions?" says Fred, pouring the coffee. </p>
<p>"No," says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Where did you sleep last night?" says Fred. </p>
<p>"On the couch," says Peggy, adjusting the oven temperature. </p>
<p>"That's terrible," says Fred, shaking his head. </p>
<p>"What's terrible?" asks Peggy, stirring the eggs again. </p>
<p>"I should have had enough sense to go to a hotel, not come around here, bothering you," says Fred. </p>
<p>"You didn't bother anybody, Fred," says Peggy. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/872/minute-058-for-the-last-time-yes.mp3" length="36477529" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred asks if Peggy's name is "Peggy."
"For the last time, yes," laughs Peggy. "Want some eggs?"
"Hmm," says Fred, pondering the state of his stomach. "Do you think I could take 'em?"
"Sure," says Peggy. "They'll be good for you. Like 'em scrambled?"
"Any way you cook 'em," says Fred. 
"Good," says Peggy. While stirring the eggs with a fork, she asks Fred, "Sleep alright?"
Fred pauses drinking his orange juice. "Wonderful," says Fred, carefully. 
"That's good," says Peggy, lighting the oven. 
"Can I help you with any of that business?" asks Fred. 
"You can pour the coffee, if you want some," replies Peggy. Fred snags the coffee pot. 
"Do you mind if I ask a someone personal questions?" says Fred, pouring the coffee. 
"No," says Peggy. 
"Where did you sleep last night?" says Fred. 
"On the couch," says Peggy, adjusting the oven temperature. 
"That's terrible," says Fred, shaking his head. 
"What's terrible?" asks Peggy, stirring the eggs again. 
"I should have had enough sense to go to a hotel, not come around here, bothering you," says Fred. 
"You didn't bother anybody, Fred," says Peggy. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46058.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 058: For the Last Time, Yes</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>37:46</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred asks if Peggy's name is "Peggy."
"For the last time, yes," laughs Peggy. "Want some eggs?"
"Hmm," says Fred, pondering the state of his stomach. "Do you think I could take 'em?"
"Sure," says Peggy. "They'll be good for you. Like 'em scrambled?"
"Any way you cook 'em," says Fred. 
"Good," says Peggy. While stirring the eggs with a fork, she asks Fred, "Sleep alright?"
Fred pauses drinking his orange juice. "Wonderful," says Fred, carefully. 
"That's good," says Peggy, lighting the oven. 
"Can I help you with any of that business?" asks Fred. 
"You can pour the coffee, if you want some," replies Peggy. Fred snags the coffee pot. 
"Do you mind if I ask a someone personal questions?" says Fred, pouring the coffee. 
"No," says Peggy. 
"Where did you sleep last night?" says Fred. 
"On the couch," says Peggy, adjusting the oven temperature. 
"That's terrible," says Fred, shaking his head. 
"What's terrible?" asks Peggy, stirring the eggs again. 
"I should have had enough sense to go to ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46058.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 057: What Did You Two Talk About?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-057-what-did-you-two-talk-about/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2021 01:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=871</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Well, what did you two talk about?" asks Rob.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Rob, you better hurry up," says Peggy. "You'll be late for school."</p>
<p>Rob looks at his watch. "Holy Moses!" says Rob. "I'll see you later - bye! Bye!" Rob runs into the hallway with a piece of toast in his mouth.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred sees Rob as he passes. Fred is now fully dressed, and extremely puzzled.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Rob runs past Fred. "Oh, excuse me, Captain," says Rob. "I'm Rob Stephenson, Peggy's brother. She's in there, in the kitchen. She's fixing you breakfast. I gotta run. Bye!" Rob runs out the front door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred wanders into the kitchen.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello!" says Peggy, cheerfully. She is scrambling eggs.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello," says Fred, carefully.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Sit down," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred rubs his head. Peggy hands him a glass of orange juice. "Here - this may help."</p>
<p>"Thanks," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Sit down," says Peggy.&nbsp; Fred sits down at the kitchen table.&nbsp;</p>
<p>You're --- Peggy," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Well, what did you two talk about? asks Rob.&nbsp;
Rob, you better hurry up, says Peggy. Youll be late for school.
Rob looks at his watch. Holy Moses! says Rob. Ill see you later - bye! Bye! Rob runs into the hallway with a piece of toast in his mouth.&n]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 057: What Did You Two Talk About?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Well, what did you two talk about?" asks Rob.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Rob, you better hurry up," says Peggy. "You'll be late for school."</p>
<p>Rob looks at his watch. "Holy Moses!" says Rob. "I'll see you later - bye! Bye!" Rob runs into the hallway with a piece of toast in his mouth.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred sees Rob as he passes. Fred is now fully dressed, and extremely puzzled.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Rob runs past Fred. "Oh, excuse me, Captain," says Rob. "I'm Rob Stephenson, Peggy's brother. She's in there, in the kitchen. She's fixing you breakfast. I gotta run. Bye!" Rob runs out the front door.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred wanders into the kitchen.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello!" says Peggy, cheerfully. She is scrambling eggs.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hello," says Fred, carefully.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Sit down," says Peggy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred rubs his head. Peggy hands him a glass of orange juice. "Here - this may help."</p>
<p>"Thanks," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Sit down," says Peggy.&nbsp; Fred sits down at the kitchen table.&nbsp;</p>
<p>You're --- Peggy," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/871/minute-057-what-did-you-two-talk-about.mp3" length="23697625" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Well, what did you two talk about?" asks Rob.&nbsp;
"Rob, you better hurry up," says Peggy. "You'll be late for school."
Rob looks at his watch. "Holy Moses!" says Rob. "I'll see you later - bye! Bye!" Rob runs into the hallway with a piece of toast in his mouth.&nbsp;
Fred sees Rob as he passes. Fred is now fully dressed, and extremely puzzled.&nbsp;
Rob runs past Fred. "Oh, excuse me, Captain," says Rob. "I'm Rob Stephenson, Peggy's brother. She's in there, in the kitchen. She's fixing you breakfast. I gotta run. Bye!" Rob runs out the front door.&nbsp;
Fred wanders into the kitchen.&nbsp;
"Hello!" says Peggy, cheerfully. She is scrambling eggs.&nbsp;
"Hello," says Fred, carefully.&nbsp;
"Sit down," says Peggy.&nbsp;
Fred rubs his head. Peggy hands him a glass of orange juice. "Here - this may help."
"Thanks," says Fred.&nbsp;
"Sit down," says Peggy.&nbsp; Fred sits down at the kitchen table.&nbsp;
You're --- Peggy," says Fred.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46057.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 057: What Did You Two Talk About?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>24:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Well, what did you two talk about?" asks Rob.&nbsp;
"Rob, you better hurry up," says Peggy. "You'll be late for school."
Rob looks at his watch. "Holy Moses!" says Rob. "I'll see you later - bye! Bye!" Rob runs into the hallway with a piece of toast in his mouth.&nbsp;
Fred sees Rob as he passes. Fred is now fully dressed, and extremely puzzled.&nbsp;
Rob runs past Fred. "Oh, excuse me, Captain," says Rob. "I'm Rob Stephenson, Peggy's brother. She's in there, in the kitchen. She's fixing you breakfast. I gotta run. Bye!" Rob runs out the front door.&nbsp;
Fred wanders into the kitchen.&nbsp;
"Hello!" says Peggy, cheerfully. She is scrambling eggs.&nbsp;
"Hello," says Fred, carefully.&nbsp;
"Sit down," says Peggy.&nbsp;
Fred rubs his head. Peggy hands him a glass of orange juice. "Here - this may help."
"Thanks," says Fred.&nbsp;
"Sit down," says Peggy.&nbsp; Fred sits down at the kitchen table.&nbsp;
You're --- Peggy," says Fred.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46057.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 056: Did He Fly Seventeens, or Twenty-Fours?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-056-did-he-fly-seventeens-or-twenty-fours/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=870</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Fred checks to make sure he's got his billfold. It's in his pocket. </p>
<p>He gets out of bed and walks into Peggy's closet. Next, he opens the bathroom door and smiles.  Fred grabs his shaving kit and walks into the bathroom. </p>
<p>In the kitchen, Rob is eating breakfast while Peggy is making orange juice.</p>
<p>"Did he fly seventeens or twenty-fours?" asks Rob. </p>
<p>"I don't know," replies Peggy. </p>
<p>"What group was he with?" asks Rob. </p>
<p>"He didn't say," says Peggy. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred checks to make sure hes got his billfold. Its in his pocket. 
He gets out of bed and walks into Peggys closet. Next, he opens the bathroom door and smiles.  Fred grabs his shaving kit and walks into the bathroom. 
In the kitchen, Rob is eating break]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 056: Did He Fly Seventeens, or Twenty-Fours?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred checks to make sure he's got his billfold. It's in his pocket. </p>
<p>He gets out of bed and walks into Peggy's closet. Next, he opens the bathroom door and smiles.  Fred grabs his shaving kit and walks into the bathroom. </p>
<p>In the kitchen, Rob is eating breakfast while Peggy is making orange juice.</p>
<p>"Did he fly seventeens or twenty-fours?" asks Rob. </p>
<p>"I don't know," replies Peggy. </p>
<p>"What group was he with?" asks Rob. </p>
<p>"He didn't say," says Peggy. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/870/minute-056-did-he-fly-seventeens-or-twenty-fours.mp3" length="37924057" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred checks to make sure he's got his billfold. It's in his pocket. 
He gets out of bed and walks into Peggy's closet. Next, he opens the bathroom door and smiles.  Fred grabs his shaving kit and walks into the bathroom. 
In the kitchen, Rob is eating breakfast while Peggy is making orange juice.
"Did he fly seventeens or twenty-fours?" asks Rob. 
"I don't know," replies Peggy. 
"What group was he with?" asks Rob. 
"He didn't say," says Peggy. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46056.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 056: Did He Fly Seventeens, or Twenty-Fours?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>39:16</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred checks to make sure he's got his billfold. It's in his pocket. 
He gets out of bed and walks into Peggy's closet. Next, he opens the bathroom door and smiles.  Fred grabs his shaving kit and walks into the bathroom. 
In the kitchen, Rob is eating breakfast while Peggy is making orange juice.
"Did he fly seventeens or twenty-fours?" asks Rob. 
"I don't know," replies Peggy. 
"What group was he with?" asks Rob. 
"He didn't say," says Peggy. ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46056.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 055: You Can Sleep as Long as You Want</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-055-you-can-sleep-as-long-as-you-want/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=869</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Peggy sneaks into her bedroom to fetch some clothes from her closet. </p>
<p>Fred wakes up, and groggily watches her cross the room. Peggy notices he's awake. </p>
<p>"Oh, I'm terribly sorry I woke you up!" says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Oh, that's alright, but - " begins Fred.</p>
<p>"I know, you're about to say, 'where am I?' I'll tell you later, Fred. You can sleep as long as you want!" replies Peggy. She leaves, closing the bedroom door behind her. </p>
<p>Fred is completely baffled at his surroundings. He looks at the frilly canopy above the poster bed, and blows on the ruffles. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peggy sneaks into her bedroom to fetch some clothes from her closet. 
Fred wakes up, and groggily watches her cross the room. Peggy notices hes awake. 
Oh, Im terribly sorry I woke you up! says Peggy. 
Oh, thats alright, but -  begins Fred.
I know, youre]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 055: You Can Sleep as Long as You Want]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peggy sneaks into her bedroom to fetch some clothes from her closet. </p>
<p>Fred wakes up, and groggily watches her cross the room. Peggy notices he's awake. </p>
<p>"Oh, I'm terribly sorry I woke you up!" says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Oh, that's alright, but - " begins Fred.</p>
<p>"I know, you're about to say, 'where am I?' I'll tell you later, Fred. You can sleep as long as you want!" replies Peggy. She leaves, closing the bedroom door behind her. </p>
<p>Fred is completely baffled at his surroundings. He looks at the frilly canopy above the poster bed, and blows on the ruffles. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/869/minute-055-you-can-sleep-as-long-as-you-want.mp3" length="34343257" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peggy sneaks into her bedroom to fetch some clothes from her closet. 
Fred wakes up, and groggily watches her cross the room. Peggy notices he's awake. 
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry I woke you up!" says Peggy. 
"Oh, that's alright, but - " begins Fred.
"I know, you're about to say, 'where am I?' I'll tell you later, Fred. You can sleep as long as you want!" replies Peggy. She leaves, closing the bedroom door behind her. 
Fred is completely baffled at his surroundings. He looks at the frilly canopy above the poster bed, and blows on the ruffles. ]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46055.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46055.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 055: You Can Sleep as Long as You Want</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>35:33</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peggy sneaks into her bedroom to fetch some clothes from her closet. 
Fred wakes up, and groggily watches her cross the room. Peggy notices he's awake. 
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry I woke you up!" says Peggy. 
"Oh, that's alright, but - " begins Fred.
"I know, you're about to say, 'where am I?' I'll tell you later, Fred. You can sleep as long as you want!" replies Peggy. She leaves, closing the bedroom door behind her. 
Fred is completely baffled at his surroundings. He looks at the frilly canopy above the poster bed, and blows on the ruffles. ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46055.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 054: All You Have to Do is Rest</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-054-all-you-have-to-do-is-rest/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=868</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"All you have to do is rest," says Peggy. "All you have to do is rest."</p>
<p>She takes a handkerchief out of her pocket and wipes the sweat off Fred's face, looks at him for a moment, and then leaves the bedroom. </p>
<p>The next morning, Peggy quietly walks back into the bedroom. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[All you have to do is rest, says Peggy. All you have to do is rest.
She takes a handkerchief out of her pocket and wipes the sweat off Freds face, looks at him for a moment, and then leaves the bedroom. 
The next morning, Peggy quietly walks back into th]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 054: All You Have to Do is Rest]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"All you have to do is rest," says Peggy. "All you have to do is rest."</p>
<p>She takes a handkerchief out of her pocket and wipes the sweat off Fred's face, looks at him for a moment, and then leaves the bedroom. </p>
<p>The next morning, Peggy quietly walks back into the bedroom. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/868/minute-054-all-you-have-to-do-is-rest.mp3" length="29647321" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["All you have to do is rest," says Peggy. "All you have to do is rest."
She takes a handkerchief out of her pocket and wipes the sweat off Fred's face, looks at him for a moment, and then leaves the bedroom. 
The next morning, Peggy quietly walks back into the bedroom. ]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46054.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46054.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 054: All You Have to Do is Rest</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>30:39</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["All you have to do is rest," says Peggy. "All you have to do is rest."
She takes a handkerchief out of her pocket and wipes the sweat off Fred's face, looks at him for a moment, and then leaves the bedroom. 
The next morning, Peggy quietly walks back into the bedroom. ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46054.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 053: Gadorsky</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-053-gadorsky/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=867</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Two chutes open," mumbles Fred in his sleep. "Three. Come on, come on, the rest of you guys!"</p>
<p>"Fred," says Peggy, leaning over him. </p>
<p>"Get out!" yells Fred. </p>
<p>"Fred, wake up!" says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Gadorsky! Gadorsky!" yells Fred.</p>
<p>"Wake up!"  says Peggy</p>
<p>:She's burning up! Get out! Get out!" yells Fred. </p>
<p>"Fred! Fred, wake up!" says Peggy</p>
<p>"She's burning up!" yells Fred. She's gonna hit! Look out!"</p>
<p>Peggy puts her hand over Fred's eyes. </p>
<p>"It's all right, Fred," says Peggy. "Go back to sleep." Peggy pushes down on Fred's shoulders. "Go back to sleep," she repeats. "Go back to sleep, Fred."</p>
<p>Fred is crying in his sleep. </p>
<p>"There's nothing to be afraid of," says Peggy.  "All you have to do is - -  go to sleep and rest."</p>
<p>Peggy  rubs Fred's forehead. "Go to sleep," says Peggy. "Go to sleep, Fred. Go to sleep and rest. Go to sleep, Fred."</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Two chutes open, mumbles Fred in his sleep. Three. Come on, come on, the rest of you guys!
Fred, says Peggy, leaning over him. 
Get out! yells Fred. 
Fred, wake up! says Peggy. 
Gadorsky! Gadorsky! yells Fred.
Wake up!  says Peggy
:Shes burning up! Get o]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 053: Gadorsky]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Two chutes open," mumbles Fred in his sleep. "Three. Come on, come on, the rest of you guys!"</p>
<p>"Fred," says Peggy, leaning over him. </p>
<p>"Get out!" yells Fred. </p>
<p>"Fred, wake up!" says Peggy. </p>
<p>"Gadorsky! Gadorsky!" yells Fred.</p>
<p>"Wake up!"  says Peggy</p>
<p>:She's burning up! Get out! Get out!" yells Fred. </p>
<p>"Fred! Fred, wake up!" says Peggy</p>
<p>"She's burning up!" yells Fred. She's gonna hit! Look out!"</p>
<p>Peggy puts her hand over Fred's eyes. </p>
<p>"It's all right, Fred," says Peggy. "Go back to sleep." Peggy pushes down on Fred's shoulders. "Go back to sleep," she repeats. "Go back to sleep, Fred."</p>
<p>Fred is crying in his sleep. </p>
<p>"There's nothing to be afraid of," says Peggy.  "All you have to do is - -  go to sleep and rest."</p>
<p>Peggy  rubs Fred's forehead. "Go to sleep," says Peggy. "Go to sleep, Fred. Go to sleep and rest. Go to sleep, Fred."</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/867/minute-053-gadorsky.mp3" length="24495961" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Two chutes open," mumbles Fred in his sleep. "Three. Come on, come on, the rest of you guys!"
"Fred," says Peggy, leaning over him. 
"Get out!" yells Fred. 
"Fred, wake up!" says Peggy. 
"Gadorsky! Gadorsky!" yells Fred.
"Wake up!"  says Peggy
:She's burning up! Get out! Get out!" yells Fred. 
"Fred! Fred, wake up!" says Peggy
"She's burning up!" yells Fred. She's gonna hit! Look out!"
Peggy puts her hand over Fred's eyes. 
"It's all right, Fred," says Peggy. "Go back to sleep." Peggy pushes down on Fred's shoulders. "Go back to sleep," she repeats. "Go back to sleep, Fred."
Fred is crying in his sleep. 
"There's nothing to be afraid of," says Peggy.  "All you have to do is - -  go to sleep and rest."
Peggy  rubs Fred's forehead. "Go to sleep," says Peggy. "Go to sleep, Fred. Go to sleep and rest. Go to sleep, Fred."]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46053.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46053.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 053: Gadorsky</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:17</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Two chutes open," mumbles Fred in his sleep. "Three. Come on, come on, the rest of you guys!"
"Fred," says Peggy, leaning over him. 
"Get out!" yells Fred. 
"Fred, wake up!" says Peggy. 
"Gadorsky! Gadorsky!" yells Fred.
"Wake up!"  says Peggy
:She's burning up! Get out! Get out!" yells Fred. 
"Fred! Fred, wake up!" says Peggy
"She's burning up!" yells Fred. She's gonna hit! Look out!"
Peggy puts her hand over Fred's eyes. 
"It's all right, Fred," says Peggy. "Go back to sleep." Peggy pushes down on Fred's shoulders. "Go back to sleep," she repeats. "Go back to sleep, Fred."
Fred is crying in his sleep. 
"There's nothing to be afraid of," says Peggy.  "All you have to do is - -  go to sleep and rest."
Peggy  rubs Fred's forehead. "Go to sleep," says Peggy. "Go to sleep, Fred. Go to sleep and rest. Go to sleep, Fred."]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46053.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 052: Nightmares</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-052-nightmares/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=866</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Fred continues to toss and turn in his sleep.

He's mumbling about seeing planes on fire, and begins to call out orders.

"He's on fire! He's on fire!" he shouts.

Peggy, asleep in the living room, is awakened by Fred's shouts.

"It's spread to the wing - the wing's on fire!" says Fred.

Peggy turns on the living room light and grabs her robe.

"Jump! Bail out you guys! Bail out!" Fred continues shouting. "Gadowski! Gadowski, get out of that plane!"

Peggy enters the bedroom.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred continues to toss and turn in his sleep.

Hes mumbling about seeing planes on fire, and begins to call out orders.

Hes on fire! Hes on fire! he shouts.

Peggy, asleep in the living room, is awakened by Freds shouts.

Its spread to the wing - the wi]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 052: Nightmares]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Fred continues to toss and turn in his sleep.

He's mumbling about seeing planes on fire, and begins to call out orders.

"He's on fire! He's on fire!" he shouts.

Peggy, asleep in the living room, is awakened by Fred's shouts.

"It's spread to the wing - the wing's on fire!" says Fred.

Peggy turns on the living room light and grabs her robe.

"Jump! Bail out you guys! Bail out!" Fred continues shouting. "Gadowski! Gadowski, get out of that plane!"

Peggy enters the bedroom.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/866/minute-052-nightmares.mp3" length="38569945" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred continues to toss and turn in his sleep.

He's mumbling about seeing planes on fire, and begins to call out orders.

"He's on fire! He's on fire!" he shouts.

Peggy, asleep in the living room, is awakened by Fred's shouts.

"It's spread to the wing - the wing's on fire!" says Fred.

Peggy turns on the living room light and grabs her robe.

"Jump! Bail out you guys! Bail out!" Fred continues shouting. "Gadowski! Gadowski, get out of that plane!"

Peggy enters the bedroom.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46052.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46052.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 052: Nightmares</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>39:57</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred continues to toss and turn in his sleep.

He's mumbling about seeing planes on fire, and begins to call out orders.

"He's on fire! He's on fire!" he shouts.

Peggy, asleep in the living room, is awakened by Fred's shouts.

"It's spread to the wing - the wing's on fire!" says Fred.

Peggy turns on the living room light and grabs her robe.

"Jump! Bail out you guys! Bail out!" Fred continues shouting. "Gadowski! Gadowski, get out of that plane!"

Peggy enters the bedroom.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46052.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 051: Dreams</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-051-dreams/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2021 02:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=865</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>After being sleepily swatted away by Al, Millie turns off the lights in the bedroom.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer can't sleep. He turns his head in bed.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Peggy is fast asleep on the couch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred is tossing and turning in Peggy's bed. He's mumbling to himself.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[After being sleepily swatted away by Al, Millie turns off the lights in the bedroom.&nbsp;
Homer cant sleep. He turns his head in bed.&nbsp;
Peggy is fast asleep on the couch.&nbsp;
Fred is tossing and turning in Peggys bed. Hes mumbling to himself.&nbsp]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 051: Dreams]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After being sleepily swatted away by Al, Millie turns off the lights in the bedroom.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Homer can't sleep. He turns his head in bed.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Peggy is fast asleep on the couch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Fred is tossing and turning in Peggy's bed. He's mumbling to himself.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/865/minute-051-dreams.mp3" length="31842235" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[After being sleepily swatted away by Al, Millie turns off the lights in the bedroom.&nbsp;
Homer can't sleep. He turns his head in bed.&nbsp;
Peggy is fast asleep on the couch.&nbsp;
Fred is tossing and turning in Peggy's bed. He's mumbling to himself.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46051.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46051.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 051: Dreams</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>32:56</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[After being sleepily swatted away by Al, Millie turns off the lights in the bedroom.&nbsp;
Homer can't sleep. He turns his head in bed.&nbsp;
Peggy is fast asleep on the couch.&nbsp;
Fred is tossing and turning in Peggy's bed. He's mumbling to himself.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46051.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 050: Good Night</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-050-good-night/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2021 02:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=858</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Millie finally gets Al put to bed. She nods at her sleeping husband, then walks back out to the living room. </p>
<p>Peggy is making up the sofa to sleep on for the night. </p>
<p>"Fred alright?" asks Millie. </p>
<p>"Yes," says Peggy. "He's alright."</p>
<p>Millie looks at the couch. "You'll be comfortable here," says Millie. </p>
<p>"Sure, Mom," says Peggy, patting her mother on the arm. "Goodnight," says Peggy, kissing Millie. </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Dear," says Millie. They look at each other, and laugh. </p>
<p>"Night," says Millie, walking back to her bedroom. </p>
<p>"Night," replies Peggy, taking off her shoes. </p>
<p>Millie quietly steps into her bedroom, shutting the door behind her while Al sleeps. Millie looks at Al, then leans over to kiss him goodnight. Al mumbles angrily, "Get outta here!" in his sleep. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Millie finally gets Al put to bed. She nods at her sleeping husband, then walks back out to the living room. 
Peggy is making up the sofa to sleep on for the night. 
Fred alright? asks Millie. 
Yes, says Peggy. Hes alright.
Millie looks at the couch. You]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 050: Good Night]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Millie finally gets Al put to bed. She nods at her sleeping husband, then walks back out to the living room. </p>
<p>Peggy is making up the sofa to sleep on for the night. </p>
<p>"Fred alright?" asks Millie. </p>
<p>"Yes," says Peggy. "He's alright."</p>
<p>Millie looks at the couch. "You'll be comfortable here," says Millie. </p>
<p>"Sure, Mom," says Peggy, patting her mother on the arm. "Goodnight," says Peggy, kissing Millie. </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Dear," says Millie. They look at each other, and laugh. </p>
<p>"Night," says Millie, walking back to her bedroom. </p>
<p>"Night," replies Peggy, taking off her shoes. </p>
<p>Millie quietly steps into her bedroom, shutting the door behind her while Al sleeps. Millie looks at Al, then leans over to kiss him goodnight. Al mumbles angrily, "Get outta here!" in his sleep. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/858/minute-050-good-night.mp3" length="32432596" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Millie finally gets Al put to bed. She nods at her sleeping husband, then walks back out to the living room. 
Peggy is making up the sofa to sleep on for the night. 
"Fred alright?" asks Millie. 
"Yes," says Peggy. "He's alright."
Millie looks at the couch. "You'll be comfortable here," says Millie. 
"Sure, Mom," says Peggy, patting her mother on the arm. "Goodnight," says Peggy, kissing Millie. 
"Goodnight, Dear," says Millie. They look at each other, and laugh. 
"Night," says Millie, walking back to her bedroom. 
"Night," replies Peggy, taking off her shoes. 
Millie quietly steps into her bedroom, shutting the door behind her while Al sleeps. Millie looks at Al, then leans over to kiss him goodnight. Al mumbles angrily, "Get outta here!" in his sleep. ]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46050.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46050.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 050: Good Night</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>33:33</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Millie finally gets Al put to bed. She nods at her sleeping husband, then walks back out to the living room. 
Peggy is making up the sofa to sleep on for the night. 
"Fred alright?" asks Millie. 
"Yes," says Peggy. "He's alright."
Millie looks at the couch. "You'll be comfortable here," says Millie. 
"Sure, Mom," says Peggy, patting her mother on the arm. "Goodnight," says Peggy, kissing Millie. 
"Goodnight, Dear," says Millie. They look at each other, and laugh. 
"Night," says Millie, walking back to her bedroom. 
"Night," replies Peggy, taking off her shoes. 
Millie quietly steps into her bedroom, shutting the door behind her while Al sleeps. Millie looks at Al, then leans over to kiss him goodnight. Al mumbles angrily, "Get outta here!" in his sleep. ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 049: As I Remember</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-049-as-i-remember/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2021 02:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=857</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Millie is buttoning Al's pajama shirt, as a drunken Al hums "Among My Souvenirs." When she finishes button him up, Al falls backwards onto the bed. </p>
<p>Millie hoists Al's legs onto the bed, having a slight problem pushing his knees down flat. </p>
<p>"As I remember," says Millie, "when you lie flat on your back, you snore."</p>
<p>Millie reaches underneath Al and tries to reach his arm. "Where's your hand?" asks Millie. "Give me your hand." She locates Al's left hand and pulls, flipping him face-down on the bed.  Al continues to mumble snippets of "Among My Souvenirs."</p>
<p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Millie is buttoning Als pajama shirt, as a drunken Al hums Among My Souvenirs. When she finishes button him up, Al falls backwards onto the bed. 
Millie hoists Als legs onto the bed, having a slight problem pushing his knees down flat. 
As I remember, sa]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 049: As I Remember]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Millie is buttoning Al's pajama shirt, as a drunken Al hums "Among My Souvenirs." When she finishes button him up, Al falls backwards onto the bed. </p>
<p>Millie hoists Al's legs onto the bed, having a slight problem pushing his knees down flat. </p>
<p>"As I remember," says Millie, "when you lie flat on your back, you snore."</p>
<p>Millie reaches underneath Al and tries to reach his arm. "Where's your hand?" asks Millie. "Give me your hand." She locates Al's left hand and pulls, flipping him face-down on the bed.  Al continues to mumble snippets of "Among My Souvenirs."</p>
<p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/857/minute-049-as-i-remember.mp3" length="18640779" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Millie is buttoning Al's pajama shirt, as a drunken Al hums "Among My Souvenirs." When she finishes button him up, Al falls backwards onto the bed. 
Millie hoists Al's legs onto the bed, having a slight problem pushing his knees down flat. 
"As I remember," says Millie, "when you lie flat on your back, you snore."
Millie reaches underneath Al and tries to reach his arm. "Where's your hand?" asks Millie. "Give me your hand." She locates Al's left hand and pulls, flipping him face-down on the bed.  Al continues to mumble snippets of "Among My Souvenirs."
 ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46049.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 049: As I Remember</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:11</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Millie is buttoning Al's pajama shirt, as a drunken Al hums "Among My Souvenirs." When she finishes button him up, Al falls backwards onto the bed. 
Millie hoists Al's legs onto the bed, having a slight problem pushing his knees down flat. 
"As I remember," says Millie, "when you lie flat on your back, you snore."
Millie reaches underneath Al and tries to reach his arm. "Where's your hand?" asks Millie. "Give me your hand." She locates Al's left hand and pulls, flipping him face-down on the bed.  Al continues to mumble snippets of "Among My Souvenirs."
 ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46049.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 048: I&#8217;m Not That Peggy</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-048-im-not-that-peggy/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=856</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Peggy is getting a mostly-asleep Fred ready to bed. </p>
<p>She undoes his belt, then loosens his tie. </p>
<p>"Who are you?" asks Fred, groggily. </p>
<p> "Don't you remember?" asks Peggy. "I'm Peggy!"</p>
<p>"Oh yeah," says Fred, "Peggy!" Fred pulls Peggy down on top of him in a drunken embrace. </p>
<p>"I'm not that Peggy!" says Peggy, climbing off Fred. </p>
<p>"Aw, that's too bad," says Fred, falling asleep again. Peggy puts a blanket over Fred and turns out the bedroom light. </p>
<p>Meanwhile, Millie is trying to get Al ready for bed. He's in pajama bottoms, and his humming "Among My Souvenirs." Millie removes Al's dog tags, then puts Al's pajama top on him. </p>
<p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peggy is getting a mostly-asleep Fred ready to bed. 
She undoes his belt, then loosens his tie. 
Who are you? asks Fred, groggily. 
 Dont you remember? asks Peggy. Im Peggy!
Oh yeah, says Fred, Peggy! Fred pulls Peggy down on top of him in a drunken embr]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 048: I'm Not That Peggy]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peggy is getting a mostly-asleep Fred ready to bed. </p>
<p>She undoes his belt, then loosens his tie. </p>
<p>"Who are you?" asks Fred, groggily. </p>
<p> "Don't you remember?" asks Peggy. "I'm Peggy!"</p>
<p>"Oh yeah," says Fred, "Peggy!" Fred pulls Peggy down on top of him in a drunken embrace. </p>
<p>"I'm not that Peggy!" says Peggy, climbing off Fred. </p>
<p>"Aw, that's too bad," says Fred, falling asleep again. Peggy puts a blanket over Fred and turns out the bedroom light. </p>
<p>Meanwhile, Millie is trying to get Al ready for bed. He's in pajama bottoms, and his humming "Among My Souvenirs." Millie removes Al's dog tags, then puts Al's pajama top on him. </p>
<p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/856/minute-048-im-not-that-peggy.mp3" length="22272844" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peggy is getting a mostly-asleep Fred ready to bed. 
She undoes his belt, then loosens his tie. 
"Who are you?" asks Fred, groggily. 
 "Don't you remember?" asks Peggy. "I'm Peggy!"
"Oh yeah," says Fred, "Peggy!" Fred pulls Peggy down on top of him in a drunken embrace. 
"I'm not that Peggy!" says Peggy, climbing off Fred. 
"Aw, that's too bad," says Fred, falling asleep again. Peggy puts a blanket over Fred and turns out the bedroom light. 
Meanwhile, Millie is trying to get Al ready for bed. He's in pajama bottoms, and his humming "Among My Souvenirs." Millie removes Al's dog tags, then puts Al's pajama top on him. 
 ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46048.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 048: I&#8217;m Not That Peggy</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>22:58</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peggy is getting a mostly-asleep Fred ready to bed. 
She undoes his belt, then loosens his tie. 
"Who are you?" asks Fred, groggily. 
 "Don't you remember?" asks Peggy. "I'm Peggy!"
"Oh yeah," says Fred, "Peggy!" Fred pulls Peggy down on top of him in a drunken embrace. 
"I'm not that Peggy!" says Peggy, climbing off Fred. 
"Aw, that's too bad," says Fred, falling asleep again. Peggy puts a blanket over Fred and turns out the bedroom light. 
Meanwhile, Millie is trying to get Al ready for bed. He's in pajama bottoms, and his humming "Among My Souvenirs." Millie removes Al's dog tags, then puts Al's pajama top on him. 
 ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46048.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 047: A Lovely Couple</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-047-a-lovely-couple/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=855</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Peggy and Millie hoist Fred back on his feet. </p>



<p>As they descend the front steps of the apartment house, Fred asks Millie, "Where are we all going now?"</p>



<p>"Don't ask," says Millie. "We want it to be a surprise!" They head for the car. </p>



<p>Fred rolls into the back seat and falls asleep against the groggy Al. Fred throws an arm around Al's shoulder and Al holds Fred's hand in his sleep.</p>



<p>Millie turns and looks at the two sleeping soldiers in the back seat. "They make a lovely couple, don't they?" laughs Millie. </p>



<p>"Yeah," agrees Peggy. "I think they'll be very happy together." She starts the car. </p>



<p>Al pats the hand around his shoulder and notices it's wearing a large watch. He's very confused. </p>



<p>The scene shifts to Peggy's bedroom. Fred is laying flat on Peggy's four-poster bed. Peggy is struggling to remove Fred's shoes. She puts a quilt over Fred's feet. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peggy and Millie hoist Fred back on his feet. 



As they descend the front steps of the apartment house, Fred asks Millie, Where are we all going now?



Dont ask, says Millie. We want it to be a surprise! They head for the car. 



Fred rolls into the ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 047: A Lovely Couple]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peggy and Millie hoist Fred back on his feet. </p>



<p>As they descend the front steps of the apartment house, Fred asks Millie, "Where are we all going now?"</p>



<p>"Don't ask," says Millie. "We want it to be a surprise!" They head for the car. </p>



<p>Fred rolls into the back seat and falls asleep against the groggy Al. Fred throws an arm around Al's shoulder and Al holds Fred's hand in his sleep.</p>



<p>Millie turns and looks at the two sleeping soldiers in the back seat. "They make a lovely couple, don't they?" laughs Millie. </p>



<p>"Yeah," agrees Peggy. "I think they'll be very happy together." She starts the car. </p>



<p>Al pats the hand around his shoulder and notices it's wearing a large watch. He's very confused. </p>



<p>The scene shifts to Peggy's bedroom. Fred is laying flat on Peggy's four-poster bed. Peggy is struggling to remove Fred's shoes. She puts a quilt over Fred's feet. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/855/minute-047-a-lovely-couple.mp3" length="27248648" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peggy and Millie hoist Fred back on his feet. 



As they descend the front steps of the apartment house, Fred asks Millie, "Where are we all going now?"



"Don't ask," says Millie. "We want it to be a surprise!" They head for the car. 



Fred rolls into the back seat and falls asleep against the groggy Al. Fred throws an arm around Al's shoulder and Al holds Fred's hand in his sleep.



Millie turns and looks at the two sleeping soldiers in the back seat. "They make a lovely couple, don't they?" laughs Millie. 



"Yeah," agrees Peggy. "I think they'll be very happy together." She starts the car. 



Al pats the hand around his shoulder and notices it's wearing a large watch. He's very confused. 



The scene shifts to Peggy's bedroom. Fred is laying flat on Peggy's four-poster bed. Peggy is struggling to remove Fred's shoes. She puts a quilt over Fred's feet.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46047.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 047: A Lovely Couple</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>28:09</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peggy and Millie hoist Fred back on his feet. 



As they descend the front steps of the apartment house, Fred asks Millie, "Where are we all going now?"



"Don't ask," says Millie. "We want it to be a surprise!" They head for the car. 



Fred rolls into the back seat and falls asleep against the groggy Al. Fred throws an arm around Al's shoulder and Al holds Fred's hand in his sleep.



Millie turns and looks at the two sleeping soldiers in the back seat. "They make a lovely couple, don't they?" laughs Millie. 



"Yeah," agrees Peggy. "I think they'll be very happy together." She starts the car. 



Al pats the hand around his shoulder and notices it's wearing a large watch. He's very confused. 



The scene shifts to Peggy's bedroom. Fred is laying flat on Peggy's four-poster bed. Peggy is struggling to remove Fred's shoes. She puts a quilt over Fred's feet.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46047.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 046: No Vacancy</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-0465-no-vacancy/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2021 02:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=852</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Yes, do that," says Fred to Millie. He dramatically shakes Peggy's hand. "And goodnight to you, Peggy. It has certainly been --- a pleasure."</p>
<p>"Yes, Fred," laughs Peggy. "See you soon!"</p>
<p>"By all means," says Fred, suddenly banging his head on the roof of the car. Millie winces.  "Beg your pardon," says Fred, rubbing his head. "Good night."</p>
<p>Fred puts on his cap and heads for the Grandview Arms apartments. "We'd better wait until he gets in," says Millie to Peggy. They watch from the car. </p>
<p>Fred tries the front door of the apartment house, but it's locked. He walks over to the apartment door buzzers to find Marie's apartment. </p>
<p>"I don't even think he knows if this is the right place!" says Peggy. </p>
<p>Fred looks at the row of buzzers and presses one, then leans against the wall. He slumps, and slides to the sidewalk, asleep. With his eyes closed, he keeps pressing on the wall, imagining he's still pressing the buzzer. </p>
<p>Peggy and Millie get out of the car and help Fred back to his feet. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Yes, do that, says Fred to Millie. He dramatically shakes Peggys hand. And goodnight to you, Peggy. It has certainly been --- a pleasure.
Yes, Fred, laughs Peggy. See you soon!
By all means, says Fred, suddenly banging his head on the roof of the car. Mi]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 046: No Vacancy]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Yes, do that," says Fred to Millie. He dramatically shakes Peggy's hand. "And goodnight to you, Peggy. It has certainly been --- a pleasure."</p>
<p>"Yes, Fred," laughs Peggy. "See you soon!"</p>
<p>"By all means," says Fred, suddenly banging his head on the roof of the car. Millie winces.  "Beg your pardon," says Fred, rubbing his head. "Good night."</p>
<p>Fred puts on his cap and heads for the Grandview Arms apartments. "We'd better wait until he gets in," says Millie to Peggy. They watch from the car. </p>
<p>Fred tries the front door of the apartment house, but it's locked. He walks over to the apartment door buzzers to find Marie's apartment. </p>
<p>"I don't even think he knows if this is the right place!" says Peggy. </p>
<p>Fred looks at the row of buzzers and presses one, then leans against the wall. He slumps, and slides to the sidewalk, asleep. With his eyes closed, he keeps pressing on the wall, imagining he's still pressing the buzzer. </p>
<p>Peggy and Millie get out of the car and help Fred back to his feet. </p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/852/minute-0465-no-vacancy.mp3" length="22773977" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Yes, do that," says Fred to Millie. He dramatically shakes Peggy's hand. "And goodnight to you, Peggy. It has certainly been --- a pleasure."
"Yes, Fred," laughs Peggy. "See you soon!"
"By all means," says Fred, suddenly banging his head on the roof of the car. Millie winces.  "Beg your pardon," says Fred, rubbing his head. "Good night."
Fred puts on his cap and heads for the Grandview Arms apartments. "We'd better wait until he gets in," says Millie to Peggy. They watch from the car. 
Fred tries the front door of the apartment house, but it's locked. He walks over to the apartment door buzzers to find Marie's apartment. 
"I don't even think he knows if this is the right place!" says Peggy. 
Fred looks at the row of buzzers and presses one, then leans against the wall. He slumps, and slides to the sidewalk, asleep. With his eyes closed, he keeps pressing on the wall, imagining he's still pressing the buzzer. 
Peggy and Millie get out of the car and help Fred back to his feet. ]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46046.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 046: No Vacancy</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:29</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Yes, do that," says Fred to Millie. He dramatically shakes Peggy's hand. "And goodnight to you, Peggy. It has certainly been --- a pleasure."
"Yes, Fred," laughs Peggy. "See you soon!"
"By all means," says Fred, suddenly banging his head on the roof of the car. Millie winces.  "Beg your pardon," says Fred, rubbing his head. "Good night."
Fred puts on his cap and heads for the Grandview Arms apartments. "We'd better wait until he gets in," says Millie to Peggy. They watch from the car. 
Fred tries the front door of the apartment house, but it's locked. He walks over to the apartment door buzzers to find Marie's apartment. 
"I don't even think he knows if this is the right place!" says Peggy. 
Fred looks at the row of buzzers and presses one, then leans against the wall. He slumps, and slides to the sidewalk, asleep. With his eyes closed, he keeps pressing on the wall, imagining he's still pressing the buzzer. 
Peggy and Millie get out of the car and help Fred back to his feet. ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46046.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 045: Lights Out, Steve</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-045-lights-out-steve/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=839</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Yes," says Al. He whistles again for the waiter, Angus, who returns to the booth. </p>
<p>Angus makes a circling motion with his hand, indicating another round of drinks. </p>
<p>Al stands up and says, "I'd love to!" and begins dancing with Angus. </p>
<p>The others in the booth laugh. </p>
<p>Later, Butch is closing up the bar.  "Lights out, Steve!" says Butch, helping Al to the door. </p>
<p>Al sees Fred and cheers. "Where do we go next, old pal, old pal?" says Al. </p>
<p>"Just follow me, old pal," says Millie.  Millie throws Al's arm over her shoulder. Butch holds the front door of the bar open. </p>
<p>"Step," warns Millie, as Al approaches the front door. </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Al," says Butch. </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Butch!" replies Al. "We had a nice party!"</p>
<p>Later, at the Grandview Arms, Peggy pulls up to the entrance. </p>
<p>"Is this it, Fred?" asks Peggy.</p>
<p>"It looks like it!" smiles a very drunk Fred.  He climbs out of the car, bumping his head on the door frame. He takes Millie's hand. "Goodnight, Millie," says Fred, very formally. "Many thanks for a most enjoyable evening." </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Fred, " says Millie. </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Al! Best of luck to you," says Fred. Al is passed out, leaning up against Millie. </p>
<p>"I'll give him your message," says Millie.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Yes, says Al. He whistles again for the waiter, Angus, who returns to the booth. 
Angus makes a circling motion with his hand, indicating another round of drinks. 
Al stands up and says, Id love to! and begins dancing with Angus. 
The others in the booth]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 045: Lights Out, Steve]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Yes," says Al. He whistles again for the waiter, Angus, who returns to the booth. </p>
<p>Angus makes a circling motion with his hand, indicating another round of drinks. </p>
<p>Al stands up and says, "I'd love to!" and begins dancing with Angus. </p>
<p>The others in the booth laugh. </p>
<p>Later, Butch is closing up the bar.  "Lights out, Steve!" says Butch, helping Al to the door. </p>
<p>Al sees Fred and cheers. "Where do we go next, old pal, old pal?" says Al. </p>
<p>"Just follow me, old pal," says Millie.  Millie throws Al's arm over her shoulder. Butch holds the front door of the bar open. </p>
<p>"Step," warns Millie, as Al approaches the front door. </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Al," says Butch. </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Butch!" replies Al. "We had a nice party!"</p>
<p>Later, at the Grandview Arms, Peggy pulls up to the entrance. </p>
<p>"Is this it, Fred?" asks Peggy.</p>
<p>"It looks like it!" smiles a very drunk Fred.  He climbs out of the car, bumping his head on the door frame. He takes Millie's hand. "Goodnight, Millie," says Fred, very formally. "Many thanks for a most enjoyable evening." </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Fred, " says Millie. </p>
<p>"Goodnight, Al! Best of luck to you," says Fred. Al is passed out, leaning up against Millie. </p>
<p>"I'll give him your message," says Millie.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Yes," says Al. He whistles again for the waiter, Angus, who returns to the booth. 
Angus makes a circling motion with his hand, indicating another round of drinks. 
Al stands up and says, "I'd love to!" and begins dancing with Angus. 
The others in the booth laugh. 
Later, Butch is closing up the bar.  "Lights out, Steve!" says Butch, helping Al to the door. 
Al sees Fred and cheers. "Where do we go next, old pal, old pal?" says Al. 
"Just follow me, old pal," says Millie.  Millie throws Al's arm over her shoulder. Butch holds the front door of the bar open. 
"Step," warns Millie, as Al approaches the front door. 
"Goodnight, Al," says Butch. 
"Goodnight, Butch!" replies Al. "We had a nice party!"
Later, at the Grandview Arms, Peggy pulls up to the entrance. 
"Is this it, Fred?" asks Peggy.
"It looks like it!" smiles a very drunk Fred.  He climbs out of the car, bumping his head on the door frame. He takes Millie's hand. "Goodnight, Millie," says Fred, very formally. "Many thanks for a most enjoyable evening." 
"Goodnight, Fred, " says Millie. 
"Goodnight, Al! Best of luck to you," says Fred. Al is passed out, leaning up against Millie. 
"I'll give him your message," says Millie.
 
 ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 045: Lights Out, Steve</title>
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	<itunes:duration>28:55</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Yes," says Al. He whistles again for the waiter, Angus, who returns to the booth. 
Angus makes a circling motion with his hand, indicating another round of drinks. 
Al stands up and says, "I'd love to!" and begins dancing with Angus. 
The others in the booth laugh. 
Later, Butch is closing up the bar.  "Lights out, Steve!" says Butch, helping Al to the door. 
Al sees Fred and cheers. "Where do we go next, old pal, old pal?" says Al. 
"Just follow me, old pal," says Millie.  Millie throws Al's arm over her shoulder. Butch holds the front door of the bar open. 
"Step," warns Millie, as Al approaches the front door. 
"Goodnight, Al," says Butch. 
"Goodnight, Butch!" replies Al. "We had a nice party!"
Later, at the Grandview Arms, Peggy pulls up to the entrance. 
"Is this it, Fred?" asks Peggy.
"It looks like it!" smiles a very drunk Fred.  He climbs out of the car, bumping his head on the door frame. He takes Millie's hand. "Goodnight, Millie," says Fred, very formally. "Many thanks for]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 044: This Night Belongs Only to Us</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-044-this-night-belongs-only-to-us/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>"This night belongs only to us!" says Al, as he twirls Millie around the dance floor. Butch plays a fast polka of "Roll Out the Barrel."</p>
<p>Back in the booth, Fred is chatting up Peggy. "That's the type of thing people oughta be thinking about these days!" says Fred, tapping the table. </p>
<p>"Alright," says Peggy, with feigned seriousness, "I promise I'll get right to work on it. And there's one thing I've been wanting to ask you - - "</p>
<p>Fred snuggles his head up against Peggy's shoulder. "Well, you ask it, Peggy," says Fred. "You mustn't feel shy with me."</p>
<p>"-- why don't you call your wife?" she says in Fred's ear.  Fred looks at her. </p>
<p>"I don't know her number," he replies. "I couldn't find it in the phone book."</p>
<p>"PHONE BOOK?" shouts Al, ushering Millie back into the booth. "We don't need to do any telephoning! We're all set!" Al points at Fred, "What you need is a drink!" Al whistles for the waiter.</p>
<p>Homer returns to the booth, but doesn't sit down. </p>
<p>"Well, goodnight everybody. I'm going home," says Homer. </p>
<p>"Why?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"Well, I've gotta - Butch says I've gotta," replies Homer. "He's gonna drive me."</p>
<p>"Aw, now," says Al, "No, no --"</p>
<p>Butch turns up at the table. "It's quite alright," says Butch. "And don't any of you leave - - I'll be right back."</p>
<p>"Goodnight everybody," says Homer. They all return the "Goodnight." </p>
<p>Butch ushers Homer away from the table. </p>
<p>"Poor kid," says Al. "Imagine: he's gotta go home."</p>
<p>"Doesn't that put any ideas in your head?" asks Millie. </p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This night belongs only to us! says Al, as he twirls Millie around the dance floor. Butch plays a fast polka of Roll Out the Barrel.
Back in the booth, Fred is chatting up Peggy. Thats the type of thing people oughta be thinking about these days! says Fr]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 044: This Night Belongs Only to Us]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"This night belongs only to us!" says Al, as he twirls Millie around the dance floor. Butch plays a fast polka of "Roll Out the Barrel."</p>
<p>Back in the booth, Fred is chatting up Peggy. "That's the type of thing people oughta be thinking about these days!" says Fred, tapping the table. </p>
<p>"Alright," says Peggy, with feigned seriousness, "I promise I'll get right to work on it. And there's one thing I've been wanting to ask you - - "</p>
<p>Fred snuggles his head up against Peggy's shoulder. "Well, you ask it, Peggy," says Fred. "You mustn't feel shy with me."</p>
<p>"-- why don't you call your wife?" she says in Fred's ear.  Fred looks at her. </p>
<p>"I don't know her number," he replies. "I couldn't find it in the phone book."</p>
<p>"PHONE BOOK?" shouts Al, ushering Millie back into the booth. "We don't need to do any telephoning! We're all set!" Al points at Fred, "What you need is a drink!" Al whistles for the waiter.</p>
<p>Homer returns to the booth, but doesn't sit down. </p>
<p>"Well, goodnight everybody. I'm going home," says Homer. </p>
<p>"Why?" asks Al. </p>
<p>"Well, I've gotta - Butch says I've gotta," replies Homer. "He's gonna drive me."</p>
<p>"Aw, now," says Al, "No, no --"</p>
<p>Butch turns up at the table. "It's quite alright," says Butch. "And don't any of you leave - - I'll be right back."</p>
<p>"Goodnight everybody," says Homer. They all return the "Goodnight." </p>
<p>Butch ushers Homer away from the table. </p>
<p>"Poor kid," says Al. "Imagine: he's gotta go home."</p>
<p>"Doesn't that put any ideas in your head?" asks Millie. </p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["This night belongs only to us!" says Al, as he twirls Millie around the dance floor. Butch plays a fast polka of "Roll Out the Barrel."
Back in the booth, Fred is chatting up Peggy. "That's the type of thing people oughta be thinking about these days!" says Fred, tapping the table. 
"Alright," says Peggy, with feigned seriousness, "I promise I'll get right to work on it. And there's one thing I've been wanting to ask you - - "
Fred snuggles his head up against Peggy's shoulder. "Well, you ask it, Peggy," says Fred. "You mustn't feel shy with me."
"-- why don't you call your wife?" she says in Fred's ear.  Fred looks at her. 
"I don't know her number," he replies. "I couldn't find it in the phone book."
"PHONE BOOK?" shouts Al, ushering Millie back into the booth. "We don't need to do any telephoning! We're all set!" Al points at Fred, "What you need is a drink!" Al whistles for the waiter.
Homer returns to the booth, but doesn't sit down. 
"Well, goodnight everybody. I'm going home," says Homer. 
"Why?" asks Al. 
"Well, I've gotta - Butch says I've gotta," replies Homer. "He's gonna drive me."
"Aw, now," says Al, "No, no --"
Butch turns up at the table. "It's quite alright," says Butch. "And don't any of you leave - - I'll be right back."
"Goodnight everybody," says Homer. They all return the "Goodnight." 
Butch ushers Homer away from the table. 
"Poor kid," says Al. "Imagine: he's gotta go home."
"Doesn't that put any ideas in your head?" asks Millie. ]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 044: This Night Belongs Only to Us</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>36:48</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["This night belongs only to us!" says Al, as he twirls Millie around the dance floor. Butch plays a fast polka of "Roll Out the Barrel."
Back in the booth, Fred is chatting up Peggy. "That's the type of thing people oughta be thinking about these days!" says Fred, tapping the table. 
"Alright," says Peggy, with feigned seriousness, "I promise I'll get right to work on it. And there's one thing I've been wanting to ask you - - "
Fred snuggles his head up against Peggy's shoulder. "Well, you ask it, Peggy," says Fred. "You mustn't feel shy with me."
"-- why don't you call your wife?" she says in Fred's ear.  Fred looks at her. 
"I don't know her number," he replies. "I couldn't find it in the phone book."
"PHONE BOOK?" shouts Al, ushering Millie back into the booth. "We don't need to do any telephoning! We're all set!" Al points at Fred, "What you need is a drink!" Al whistles for the waiter.
Homer returns to the booth, but doesn't sit down. 
"Well, goodnight everybody. I'm going home,"]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 043: Roll Out the Barrel</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-043-roll-out-the-barrel/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=837</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["My name's Fred," says Derry. "How do you do?"

"How do you do?" laughs Peggy, and they shake hands.

Butch finishes playing <em>Among My Souvenirs,</em> and starts to play <em>Roll Out the Barrel</em>.

Millie starts to leave the dance floor, but Al says, "Oh no you don't! Oh, no."

Al leads Millie into a fast polka. They spin around the dance floor.

Butch smiles over his shoulder as Homer watches Butch play.

Steve, the bartender, tries to deliver a beer to a customer, but Al keeps leading Millie in front of him. Steve rolls his eyes as he delivers the beer to a booth.

Al has made himself dizzy. He stops dancing and tries to focus on Millie's face.

Millie looks at him, puzzled.

"You know," says Al, "You're a bewitching little creature. In a way, you remind me of my wife."

"But you never told me you're married," replies Millie.

"Oh, yeah, I got a little woman, two kiddies, back there in the States - -" says Al.

"But let's not think of them now," says Millie.

"No! You're so right!" says Al.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[My names Fred, says Derry. How do you do?

How do you do? laughs Peggy, and they shake hands.

Butch finishes playing Among My Souvenirs, and starts to play Roll Out the Barrel.

Millie starts to leave the dance floor, but Al says, Oh no you dont! Oh, no]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 043: Roll Out the Barrel]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["My name's Fred," says Derry. "How do you do?"

"How do you do?" laughs Peggy, and they shake hands.

Butch finishes playing <em>Among My Souvenirs,</em> and starts to play <em>Roll Out the Barrel</em>.

Millie starts to leave the dance floor, but Al says, "Oh no you don't! Oh, no."

Al leads Millie into a fast polka. They spin around the dance floor.

Butch smiles over his shoulder as Homer watches Butch play.

Steve, the bartender, tries to deliver a beer to a customer, but Al keeps leading Millie in front of him. Steve rolls his eyes as he delivers the beer to a booth.

Al has made himself dizzy. He stops dancing and tries to focus on Millie's face.

Millie looks at him, puzzled.

"You know," says Al, "You're a bewitching little creature. In a way, you remind me of my wife."

"But you never told me you're married," replies Millie.

"Oh, yeah, I got a little woman, two kiddies, back there in the States - -" says Al.

"But let's not think of them now," says Millie.

"No! You're so right!" says Al.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/837/minute-043-roll-out-the-barrel.mp3" length="23472805" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["My name's Fred," says Derry. "How do you do?"

"How do you do?" laughs Peggy, and they shake hands.

Butch finishes playing Among My Souvenirs, and starts to play Roll Out the Barrel.

Millie starts to leave the dance floor, but Al says, "Oh no you don't! Oh, no."

Al leads Millie into a fast polka. They spin around the dance floor.

Butch smiles over his shoulder as Homer watches Butch play.

Steve, the bartender, tries to deliver a beer to a customer, but Al keeps leading Millie in front of him. Steve rolls his eyes as he delivers the beer to a booth.

Al has made himself dizzy. He stops dancing and tries to focus on Millie's face.

Millie looks at him, puzzled.

"You know," says Al, "You're a bewitching little creature. In a way, you remind me of my wife."

"But you never told me you're married," replies Millie.

"Oh, yeah, I got a little woman, two kiddies, back there in the States - -" says Al.

"But let's not think of them now," says Millie.

"No! You're so right!" says Al.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46043.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 043: Roll Out the Barrel</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>24:13</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["My name's Fred," says Derry. "How do you do?"

"How do you do?" laughs Peggy, and they shake hands.

Butch finishes playing Among My Souvenirs, and starts to play Roll Out the Barrel.

Millie starts to leave the dance floor, but Al says, "Oh no you don't! Oh, no."

Al leads Millie into a fast polka. They spin around the dance floor.

Butch smiles over his shoulder as Homer watches Butch play.

Steve, the bartender, tries to deliver a beer to a customer, but Al keeps leading Millie in front of him. Steve rolls his eyes as he delivers the beer to a booth.

Al has made himself dizzy. He stops dancing and tries to focus on Millie's face.

Millie looks at him, puzzled.

"You know," says Al, "You're a bewitching little creature. In a way, you remind me of my wife."

"But you never told me you're married," replies Millie.

"Oh, yeah, I got a little woman, two kiddies, back there in the States - -" says Al.

"But let's not think of them now," says Millie.

"No! You're so right!" says Al.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46043.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 042: So You&#8217;re Al&#8217;s Daughter</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-042-so-youre-als-daughter/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2021 02:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=836</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>As Al and Millie dance to <em>Among My Souvenirs,</em> tears appear in Millie's eyes. </p>
<p>Butch switches to a stride piano style for the song, and Al and Millie pick up the pace of their dancing. </p>
<p>Peggy smiles, watching her parents dance. </p>
<p>Fred polishes off a drink. He's getting more intoxicated as the evening wears on.</p>
<p>"Nice to see the young people enjoying themselves," says Peggy. Her phrase barely registers with Fred. Fred looks at Peggy.</p>
<p>"So, you're Al's daughter!" he says.  Peggy laughs. </p>
<p>"Yes, I've been that as long as I can remember," she says, smiling. </p>
<p>Fred leans in. "You don't seem like Al's daughter," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Actually, I'm not," deadpans Peggy. "He's my son, by a previous marriage."</p>
<p>Fred takes a moment to process this, then chuckles. "What did you say your name was?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"Peggy," she replies. </p>
<p>"Peggy?" says Fred, "My name's - -"</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[As Al and Millie dance to Among My Souvenirs, tears appear in Millies eyes. 
Butch switches to a stride piano style for the song, and Al and Millie pick up the pace of their dancing. 
Peggy smiles, watching her parents dance. 
Fred polishes off a drink. ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 042: So You're Al's Daughter]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As Al and Millie dance to <em>Among My Souvenirs,</em> tears appear in Millie's eyes. </p>
<p>Butch switches to a stride piano style for the song, and Al and Millie pick up the pace of their dancing. </p>
<p>Peggy smiles, watching her parents dance. </p>
<p>Fred polishes off a drink. He's getting more intoxicated as the evening wears on.</p>
<p>"Nice to see the young people enjoying themselves," says Peggy. Her phrase barely registers with Fred. Fred looks at Peggy.</p>
<p>"So, you're Al's daughter!" he says.  Peggy laughs. </p>
<p>"Yes, I've been that as long as I can remember," she says, smiling. </p>
<p>Fred leans in. "You don't seem like Al's daughter," says Fred. </p>
<p>"Actually, I'm not," deadpans Peggy. "He's my son, by a previous marriage."</p>
<p>Fred takes a moment to process this, then chuckles. "What did you say your name was?" asks Fred. </p>
<p>"Peggy," she replies. </p>
<p>"Peggy?" says Fred, "My name's - -"</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/836/minute-042-so-youre-als-daughter.mp3" length="30288883" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[As Al and Millie dance to Among My Souvenirs, tears appear in Millie's eyes. 
Butch switches to a stride piano style for the song, and Al and Millie pick up the pace of their dancing. 
Peggy smiles, watching her parents dance. 
Fred polishes off a drink. He's getting more intoxicated as the evening wears on.
"Nice to see the young people enjoying themselves," says Peggy. Her phrase barely registers with Fred. Fred looks at Peggy.
"So, you're Al's daughter!" he says.  Peggy laughs. 
"Yes, I've been that as long as I can remember," she says, smiling. 
Fred leans in. "You don't seem like Al's daughter," says Fred. 
"Actually, I'm not," deadpans Peggy. "He's my son, by a previous marriage."
Fred takes a moment to process this, then chuckles. "What did you say your name was?" asks Fred. 
"Peggy," she replies. 
"Peggy?" says Fred, "My name's - -"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46042.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 042: So You&#8217;re Al&#8217;s Daughter</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>31:19</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[As Al and Millie dance to Among My Souvenirs, tears appear in Millie's eyes. 
Butch switches to a stride piano style for the song, and Al and Millie pick up the pace of their dancing. 
Peggy smiles, watching her parents dance. 
Fred polishes off a drink. He's getting more intoxicated as the evening wears on.
"Nice to see the young people enjoying themselves," says Peggy. Her phrase barely registers with Fred. Fred looks at Peggy.
"So, you're Al's daughter!" he says.  Peggy laughs. 
"Yes, I've been that as long as I can remember," she says, smiling. 
Fred leans in. "You don't seem like Al's daughter," says Fred. 
"Actually, I'm not," deadpans Peggy. "He's my son, by a previous marriage."
Fred takes a moment to process this, then chuckles. "What did you say your name was?" asks Fred. 
"Peggy," she replies. 
"Peggy?" says Fred, "My name's - -"]]></googleplay:description>
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	<title>Minute 041: Among My Souvenirs</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-041-among-my-souvenirs/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2021 02:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=834</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Al leans into Butch and Homer's conversation and asks Butch, " Do you... do you know&nbsp;<em>Among My Souvenirs?</em> Hmm? 'There's nothing left of meee...' "</p>
<p>Butch plays a few notes, but Al shushes him, then pats him on the shoulder.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Al walks to the middle of the dance floor and dramatically taps his foot three times to set the tempo. Butch follows his lead and starts playing the song.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Millie has been sitting quietly, but then realizes what song Butch is playing. She smiles and looks at Al.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Al walks back to the booth and looks at Millie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Shall we dance?" he asks.</p>
<p>"Well, that's a charming idea!" agrees Millie. She stands, and they embrace.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Do you remember this tune?" asks Al. Millie presses her cheek against Al's and they begin to dance. Millie holds onto Al's shoulders and closes her eyes as she smiles.&nbsp;</p>
<p>They turn on the dance floor. Al has his eyes closed, as well.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al leans into Butch and Homers conversation and asks Butch,  Do you... do you know&nbsp;Among My Souvenirs? Hmm? Theres nothing left of meee... 
Butch plays a few notes, but Al shushes him, then pats him on the shoulder.&nbsp;
Al walks to the middle of t]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 041: Among My Souvenirs]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Al leans into Butch and Homer's conversation and asks Butch, " Do you... do you know&nbsp;<em>Among My Souvenirs?</em> Hmm? 'There's nothing left of meee...' "</p>
<p>Butch plays a few notes, but Al shushes him, then pats him on the shoulder.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Al walks to the middle of the dance floor and dramatically taps his foot three times to set the tempo. Butch follows his lead and starts playing the song.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Millie has been sitting quietly, but then realizes what song Butch is playing. She smiles and looks at Al.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Al walks back to the booth and looks at Millie.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Shall we dance?" he asks.</p>
<p>"Well, that's a charming idea!" agrees Millie. She stands, and they embrace.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Do you remember this tune?" asks Al. Millie presses her cheek against Al's and they begin to dance. Millie holds onto Al's shoulders and closes her eyes as she smiles.&nbsp;</p>
<p>They turn on the dance floor. Al has his eyes closed, as well.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al leans into Butch and Homer's conversation and asks Butch, " Do you... do you know&nbsp;Among My Souvenirs? Hmm? 'There's nothing left of meee...' "
Butch plays a few notes, but Al shushes him, then pats him on the shoulder.&nbsp;
Al walks to the middle of the dance floor and dramatically taps his foot three times to set the tempo. Butch follows his lead and starts playing the song.&nbsp;
Millie has been sitting quietly, but then realizes what song Butch is playing. She smiles and looks at Al.&nbsp;
Al walks back to the booth and looks at Millie.&nbsp;
"Shall we dance?" he asks.
"Well, that's a charming idea!" agrees Millie. She stands, and they embrace.&nbsp;
"Do you remember this tune?" asks Al. Millie presses her cheek against Al's and they begin to dance. Millie holds onto Al's shoulders and closes her eyes as she smiles.&nbsp;
They turn on the dance floor. Al has his eyes closed, as well.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 041: Among My Souvenirs</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>31:45</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al leans into Butch and Homer's conversation and asks Butch, " Do you... do you know&nbsp;Among My Souvenirs? Hmm? 'There's nothing left of meee...' "
Butch plays a few notes, but Al shushes him, then pats him on the shoulder.&nbsp;
Al walks to the middle of the dance floor and dramatically taps his foot three times to set the tempo. Butch follows his lead and starts playing the song.&nbsp;
Millie has been sitting quietly, but then realizes what song Butch is playing. She smiles and looks at Al.&nbsp;
Al walks back to the booth and looks at Millie.&nbsp;
"Shall we dance?" he asks.
"Well, that's a charming idea!" agrees Millie. She stands, and they embrace.&nbsp;
"Do you remember this tune?" asks Al. Millie presses her cheek against Al's and they begin to dance. Millie holds onto Al's shoulders and closes her eyes as she smiles.&nbsp;
They turn on the dance floor. Al has his eyes closed, as well.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 040: Blown to Bits the First Day</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-040-blown-to-bits-the-first-day/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=792</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Butch is playing "<em>Up a Lazy River</em>" on the piano.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"... whatever they do is wrong," says Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Why don't they understand that all I want is to be treated like everybody else?" asks Homer. "Take Pop, for instance: he was cleaning his pipe, like I've seen him do a million times. And all of a sudden, he got conscious that he had hands, and- and I didn't, and he - - he stopped cleaning his pipe and he tried to hide his hands like he was guilty or something."</p>
<p>"Give 'em time, kid, they'll catch on" says Butch. "You know, your folks will get used to you, and you'll get used to them."</p>
<p>Butch plays a chord.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Then everything'll settle down nicely," continues Butch. "Unless we have another war. Then, none of us have to worry, because we'll all be blown to bits the first day."</p>
<p>Butch plays a glisscando on the piano.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"So, cheer up, huh?" says Butch. Homer smiles.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Al stops by the piano. "Hey, Butch..." whispers Al.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Butch is playing Up a Lazy River on the piano.&nbsp;
... whatever they do is wrong, says Butch.&nbsp;
Why dont they understand that all I want is to be treated like everybody else? asks Homer. Take Pop, for instance: he was cleaning his pipe, like Ive se]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 040: Blown to Bits the First Day]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Butch is playing "<em>Up a Lazy River</em>" on the piano.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"... whatever they do is wrong," says Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Why don't they understand that all I want is to be treated like everybody else?" asks Homer. "Take Pop, for instance: he was cleaning his pipe, like I've seen him do a million times. And all of a sudden, he got conscious that he had hands, and- and I didn't, and he - - he stopped cleaning his pipe and he tried to hide his hands like he was guilty or something."</p>
<p>"Give 'em time, kid, they'll catch on" says Butch. "You know, your folks will get used to you, and you'll get used to them."</p>
<p>Butch plays a chord.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Then everything'll settle down nicely," continues Butch. "Unless we have another war. Then, none of us have to worry, because we'll all be blown to bits the first day."</p>
<p>Butch plays a glisscando on the piano.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"So, cheer up, huh?" says Butch. Homer smiles.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Al stops by the piano. "Hey, Butch..." whispers Al.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/792/minute-040-blown-to-bits-the-first-day.mp3" length="44639748" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Butch is playing "Up a Lazy River" on the piano.&nbsp;
"... whatever they do is wrong," says Butch.&nbsp;
"Why don't they understand that all I want is to be treated like everybody else?" asks Homer. "Take Pop, for instance: he was cleaning his pipe, like I've seen him do a million times. And all of a sudden, he got conscious that he had hands, and- and I didn't, and he - - he stopped cleaning his pipe and he tried to hide his hands like he was guilty or something."
"Give 'em time, kid, they'll catch on" says Butch. "You know, your folks will get used to you, and you'll get used to them."
Butch plays a chord.&nbsp;
"Then everything'll settle down nicely," continues Butch. "Unless we have another war. Then, none of us have to worry, because we'll all be blown to bits the first day."
Butch plays a glisscando on the piano.&nbsp;
"So, cheer up, huh?" says Butch. Homer smiles.&nbsp;
Al stops by the piano. "Hey, Butch..." whispers Al.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46040.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 040: Blown to Bits the First Day</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>46:16</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Butch is playing "Up a Lazy River" on the piano.&nbsp;
"... whatever they do is wrong," says Butch.&nbsp;
"Why don't they understand that all I want is to be treated like everybody else?" asks Homer. "Take Pop, for instance: he was cleaning his pipe, like I've seen him do a million times. And all of a sudden, he got conscious that he had hands, and- and I didn't, and he - - he stopped cleaning his pipe and he tried to hide his hands like he was guilty or something."
"Give 'em time, kid, they'll catch on" says Butch. "You know, your folks will get used to you, and you'll get used to them."
Butch plays a chord.&nbsp;
"Then everything'll settle down nicely," continues Butch. "Unless we have another war. Then, none of us have to worry, because we'll all be blown to bits the first day."
Butch plays a glisscando on the piano.&nbsp;
"So, cheer up, huh?" says Butch. Homer smiles.&nbsp;
Al stops by the piano. "Hey, Butch..." whispers Al.&nbsp;]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46040.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 039: Up a Lazy River</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-039-up-a-lazy-river/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=790</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Gee, Butch," says Homer. "It's swell to hear you playing again! How about <em>Lazy River? </em>Remember that?"</p>
<p>Butch moves a chair next to Homer. "Sit down, Homer," says Butch.</p>
<p>Butch starts playing "Up a Lazy River."</p>
<p>"Wilma phoned," says Butch.</p>
<p>"Wilma?" says Butch. "What did she want?"</p>
<p>"You," says Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Aw, why can't they leave a guy alone?" asks Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Because they're fond of you, that's why," says Butch. "What made you leave the house, and get them all worried?"</p>
<p>"Oh, ah, they - they got me nervous," says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"How?' asks Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Butch, it's nothing. I don't want to talk about it," says Homer.</p>
<p>"How'd they get you nervous?" repeats Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, they - how keep staring at these hooks," says Homer, "or else they - they keep staring away from them."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You mean -" begins Butch.</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Gee, Butch, says Homer. Its swell to hear you playing again! How about Lazy River? Remember that?
Butch moves a chair next to Homer. Sit down, Homer, says Butch.
Butch starts playing Up a Lazy River.
Wilma phoned, says Butch.
Wilma? says Butch. What did ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 039: Up a Lazy River]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Gee, Butch," says Homer. "It's swell to hear you playing again! How about <em>Lazy River? </em>Remember that?"</p>
<p>Butch moves a chair next to Homer. "Sit down, Homer," says Butch.</p>
<p>Butch starts playing "Up a Lazy River."</p>
<p>"Wilma phoned," says Butch.</p>
<p>"Wilma?" says Butch. "What did she want?"</p>
<p>"You," says Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Aw, why can't they leave a guy alone?" asks Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Because they're fond of you, that's why," says Butch. "What made you leave the house, and get them all worried?"</p>
<p>"Oh, ah, they - they got me nervous," says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"How?' asks Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Butch, it's nothing. I don't want to talk about it," says Homer.</p>
<p>"How'd they get you nervous?" repeats Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, they - how keep staring at these hooks," says Homer, "or else they - they keep staring away from them."&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You mean -" begins Butch.</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/790/minute-039-up-a-lazy-river.mp3" length="36316021" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Gee, Butch," says Homer. "It's swell to hear you playing again! How about Lazy River? Remember that?"
Butch moves a chair next to Homer. "Sit down, Homer," says Butch.
Butch starts playing "Up a Lazy River."
"Wilma phoned," says Butch.
"Wilma?" says Butch. "What did she want?"
"You," says Butch.&nbsp;
"Aw, why can't they leave a guy alone?" asks Homer.&nbsp;
"Because they're fond of you, that's why," says Butch. "What made you leave the house, and get them all worried?"
"Oh, ah, they - they got me nervous," says Homer.&nbsp;
"How?' asks Butch.&nbsp;
"Butch, it's nothing. I don't want to talk about it," says Homer.
"How'd they get you nervous?" repeats Butch.&nbsp;
"Well, they - how keep staring at these hooks," says Homer, "or else they - they keep staring away from them."&nbsp;
"You mean -" begins Butch.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46039.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 039: Up a Lazy River</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>37:36</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Gee, Butch," says Homer. "It's swell to hear you playing again! How about Lazy River? Remember that?"
Butch moves a chair next to Homer. "Sit down, Homer," says Butch.
Butch starts playing "Up a Lazy River."
"Wilma phoned," says Butch.
"Wilma?" says Butch. "What did she want?"
"You," says Butch.&nbsp;
"Aw, why can't they leave a guy alone?" asks Homer.&nbsp;
"Because they're fond of you, that's why," says Butch. "What made you leave the house, and get them all worried?"
"Oh, ah, they - they got me nervous," says Homer.&nbsp;
"How?' asks Butch.&nbsp;
"Butch, it's nothing. I don't want to talk about it," says Homer.
"How'd they get you nervous?" repeats Butch.&nbsp;
"Well, they - how keep staring at these hooks," says Homer, "or else they - they keep staring away from them."&nbsp;
"You mean -" begins Butch.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46039.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 038: Aren&#8217;t You Drinking?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-038-arent-you-drinking/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=788</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Millie, come on, sit right here," says Al, as Butch pulls the table out from the booth.</p>
<p>"Here's a good booth," says Butch, motioning the others to sit down.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Fred! Hey, Fred!" says Al. "Where's your wife, huh? I wanna meet her."</p>
<p>"I haven't been able to find her!" says Fred. "She works in some nightclub here. I've been around four or five places looking for her. "</p>
<p>"Well, we'll find her, Fred, before this night is out," says Al. "We'll deploy our forces and comb the town - - won't we, Millie?"</p>
<p>"Oh, by all means," says Millie, with little enthusiasm.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, we got the Navy to convoy us! Huh?" says Al, pointing at Homer. Al turns to his wife and daughter. "First, we gotta get one thing straight: Homer lost his hands, he's got those hooks instead. They don't worry him, so they shouldn't worry anybody else. Right, Homer?"</p>
<p>"Right!" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Right, now let's get seriously to work," says Al. Angus, the waiter, shows up at the table.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Telephone, Butch," says Angus.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Thank you," replies Butch. He turns back to the table. "Give them anything they want," says Butch to Angus. Then, Butch points at Homer. "Any kind of beer."</p>
<p>"What'll it be, folks?" asks Angus, pulling out a pencil and notepad.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hi, Angus!" says Al, shaking Angus's hand.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hiya, Sergeant!" replies Angus.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Nice to see you," says Al. "Looking well."</p>
<p>"Hello, Captain," says Angus to Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hi Angus," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"A little gray in the temples," says Al.</p>
<p>"Yeah, yeah," laughs Angus.&nbsp;</p>
<p>The night passes with many drinks by Al and Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well," says Fred, lifting a glass, "Cheahs, Cheahs," says Fred in a heavy posh accent.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Cheas," repeats Al.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Butch returns to the table and looks at Homer. "Homer, Homer," says Butch, cocking his head toward the piano.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Okay, Butch, " says Homer, finishing his beer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Al swaps glasses with Millie, who's barely touched her drink. He leaves Millie with a nearly-empty glass.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Aren't you drinking?" asks Al. Millie looks at the nearly-empty glass she's been given.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Excuse me, folks," says Homer, standing up.</p>
<p>"Sure, Homer," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Butch is at the piano, playing chords. Homer walks up next to the piano.</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Millie, come on, sit right here, says Al, as Butch pulls the table out from the booth.
Heres a good booth, says Butch, motioning the others to sit down.&nbsp;
Fred! Hey, Fred! says Al. Wheres your wife, huh? I wanna meet her.
I havent been able to find h]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 038: Aren't You Drinking?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Millie, come on, sit right here," says Al, as Butch pulls the table out from the booth.</p>
<p>"Here's a good booth," says Butch, motioning the others to sit down.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Fred! Hey, Fred!" says Al. "Where's your wife, huh? I wanna meet her."</p>
<p>"I haven't been able to find her!" says Fred. "She works in some nightclub here. I've been around four or five places looking for her. "</p>
<p>"Well, we'll find her, Fred, before this night is out," says Al. "We'll deploy our forces and comb the town - - won't we, Millie?"</p>
<p>"Oh, by all means," says Millie, with little enthusiasm.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, we got the Navy to convoy us! Huh?" says Al, pointing at Homer. Al turns to his wife and daughter. "First, we gotta get one thing straight: Homer lost his hands, he's got those hooks instead. They don't worry him, so they shouldn't worry anybody else. Right, Homer?"</p>
<p>"Right!" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Right, now let's get seriously to work," says Al. Angus, the waiter, shows up at the table.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Telephone, Butch," says Angus.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Thank you," replies Butch. He turns back to the table. "Give them anything they want," says Butch to Angus. Then, Butch points at Homer. "Any kind of beer."</p>
<p>"What'll it be, folks?" asks Angus, pulling out a pencil and notepad.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hi, Angus!" says Al, shaking Angus's hand.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hiya, Sergeant!" replies Angus.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Nice to see you," says Al. "Looking well."</p>
<p>"Hello, Captain," says Angus to Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hi Angus," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"A little gray in the temples," says Al.</p>
<p>"Yeah, yeah," laughs Angus.&nbsp;</p>
<p>The night passes with many drinks by Al and Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well," says Fred, lifting a glass, "Cheahs, Cheahs," says Fred in a heavy posh accent.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Cheas," repeats Al.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Butch returns to the table and looks at Homer. "Homer, Homer," says Butch, cocking his head toward the piano.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Okay, Butch, " says Homer, finishing his beer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Al swaps glasses with Millie, who's barely touched her drink. He leaves Millie with a nearly-empty glass.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Aren't you drinking?" asks Al. Millie looks at the nearly-empty glass she's been given.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Excuse me, folks," says Homer, standing up.</p>
<p>"Sure, Homer," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Butch is at the piano, playing chords. Homer walks up next to the piano.</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/788/minute-038-arent-you-drinking.mp3" length="38420211" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Millie, come on, sit right here," says Al, as Butch pulls the table out from the booth.
"Here's a good booth," says Butch, motioning the others to sit down.&nbsp;
"Fred! Hey, Fred!" says Al. "Where's your wife, huh? I wanna meet her."
"I haven't been able to find her!" says Fred. "She works in some nightclub here. I've been around four or five places looking for her. "
"Well, we'll find her, Fred, before this night is out," says Al. "We'll deploy our forces and comb the town - - won't we, Millie?"
"Oh, by all means," says Millie, with little enthusiasm.&nbsp;
"Well, we got the Navy to convoy us! Huh?" says Al, pointing at Homer. Al turns to his wife and daughter. "First, we gotta get one thing straight: Homer lost his hands, he's got those hooks instead. They don't worry him, so they shouldn't worry anybody else. Right, Homer?"
"Right!" says Homer.&nbsp;
"Right, now let's get seriously to work," says Al. Angus, the waiter, shows up at the table.&nbsp;
"Telephone, Butch," says Angus.&nbsp;
"Thank you," replies Butch. He turns back to the table. "Give them anything they want," says Butch to Angus. Then, Butch points at Homer. "Any kind of beer."
"What'll it be, folks?" asks Angus, pulling out a pencil and notepad.&nbsp;
"Hi, Angus!" says Al, shaking Angus's hand.&nbsp;
"Hiya, Sergeant!" replies Angus.&nbsp;
"Nice to see you," says Al. "Looking well."
"Hello, Captain," says Angus to Fred.&nbsp;
"Hi Angus," says Fred.&nbsp;
"A little gray in the temples," says Al.
"Yeah, yeah," laughs Angus.&nbsp;
The night passes with many drinks by Al and Fred.&nbsp;
"Well," says Fred, lifting a glass, "Cheahs, Cheahs," says Fred in a heavy posh accent.&nbsp;
"Cheas," repeats Al.&nbsp;
Butch returns to the table and looks at Homer. "Homer, Homer," says Butch, cocking his head toward the piano.&nbsp;
"Okay, Butch, " says Homer, finishing his beer.&nbsp;
Al swaps glasses with Millie, who's barely touched her drink. He leaves Millie with a nearly-empty glass.&nbsp;
"Aren't you drinking?" asks Al. Millie looks at the nearly-empty glass she's been given.&nbsp;
"Excuse me, folks," says Homer, standing up.
"Sure, Homer," says Fred.&nbsp;
Butch is at the piano, playing chords. Homer walks up next to the piano.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 038: Aren&#8217;t You Drinking?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>39:47</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Millie, come on, sit right here," says Al, as Butch pulls the table out from the booth.
"Here's a good booth," says Butch, motioning the others to sit down.&nbsp;
"Fred! Hey, Fred!" says Al. "Where's your wife, huh? I wanna meet her."
"I haven't been able to find her!" says Fred. "She works in some nightclub here. I've been around four or five places looking for her. "
"Well, we'll find her, Fred, before this night is out," says Al. "We'll deploy our forces and comb the town - - won't we, Millie?"
"Oh, by all means," says Millie, with little enthusiasm.&nbsp;
"Well, we got the Navy to convoy us! Huh?" says Al, pointing at Homer. Al turns to his wife and daughter. "First, we gotta get one thing straight: Homer lost his hands, he's got those hooks instead. They don't worry him, so they shouldn't worry anybody else. Right, Homer?"
"Right!" says Homer.&nbsp;
"Right, now let's get seriously to work," says Al. Angus, the waiter, shows up at the table.&nbsp;
"Telephone, Butch," says Angus.&]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46038.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 037: You Got a New Neon Sign!</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-037-you-got-a-new-neon-sign/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2021 00:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Glad you did, Homer," says Butch.</p>
<p>Homer picks up his Pilsner. "Welp," says Homer, "Here's to you, Butch!" He takes a quick sip and sets the glass on the counter. "How am I doin'?" asks Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Kid, you're doing great," says Butch, patting Homer on the back.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Thanks," says Homer. He turns to Fred. "Say, Fred - where did you leave Al?"</p>
<p>"Oh, Al?" replies Fred. "He's home - - in the swankiest apartment house in town! We'll never see him again!"</p>
<p>As Fred speaks, Al, Millie, and Peggy enter Butch's Place.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Say!" says Al, "This is the best place we've been yet!"&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hey, that's Al!" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh ho!" says Al, clapping his hands together.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"We were just talking about you!" says Fred. Al gives Captain Derry a smiling salute. Al claps both his friends on the shoulders.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, my aching back!" laughs Al.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Millie and Peggy make silent eye-rolls, realizing this won't be an early night.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hey, Millie! Peggy! Step up and meet the gang!" says Al. "This is Homer, this is Fred," he explains, pointing at the men in the wrong order. "This is my wife and daughter."</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"How do you do? repeats Fred to the ladies.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Homer and I were together in the Battle of Lingayen Gulf, only we didn't know it at the time!" says Al. He turns to Butch. "How are you, bub?"</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Al, this is my Uncle Butch!" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Butch?" says Al. "Oh, I hear you got a new neon sign, huh? Good for you! Now the party can really get started, eh?"&nbsp;</p>
<p>Butch leads the party over to a booth.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Glad you did, Homer, says Butch.
Homer picks up his Pilsner. Welp, says Homer, Heres to you, Butch! He takes a quick sip and sets the glass on the counter. How am I doin? asks Homer.&nbsp;
Kid, youre doing great, says Butch, patting Homer on the back.&nb]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 037: You Got a New Neon Sign!]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Glad you did, Homer," says Butch.</p>
<p>Homer picks up his Pilsner. "Welp," says Homer, "Here's to you, Butch!" He takes a quick sip and sets the glass on the counter. "How am I doin'?" asks Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Kid, you're doing great," says Butch, patting Homer on the back.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Thanks," says Homer. He turns to Fred. "Say, Fred - where did you leave Al?"</p>
<p>"Oh, Al?" replies Fred. "He's home - - in the swankiest apartment house in town! We'll never see him again!"</p>
<p>As Fred speaks, Al, Millie, and Peggy enter Butch's Place.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Say!" says Al, "This is the best place we've been yet!"&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hey, that's Al!" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh ho!" says Al, clapping his hands together.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"We were just talking about you!" says Fred. Al gives Captain Derry a smiling salute. Al claps both his friends on the shoulders.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, my aching back!" laughs Al.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Millie and Peggy make silent eye-rolls, realizing this won't be an early night.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Hey, Millie! Peggy! Step up and meet the gang!" says Al. "This is Homer, this is Fred," he explains, pointing at the men in the wrong order. "This is my wife and daughter."</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"How do you do? repeats Fred to the ladies.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Homer and I were together in the Battle of Lingayen Gulf, only we didn't know it at the time!" says Al. He turns to Butch. "How are you, bub?"</p>
<p>"How do you do?" says Butch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Al, this is my Uncle Butch!" says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Butch?" says Al. "Oh, I hear you got a new neon sign, huh? Good for you! Now the party can really get started, eh?"&nbsp;</p>
<p>Butch leads the party over to a booth.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Glad you did, Homer," says Butch.
Homer picks up his Pilsner. "Welp," says Homer, "Here's to you, Butch!" He takes a quick sip and sets the glass on the counter. "How am I doin'?" asks Homer.&nbsp;
"Kid, you're doing great," says Butch, patting Homer on the back.&nbsp;
"Thanks," says Homer. He turns to Fred. "Say, Fred - where did you leave Al?"
"Oh, Al?" replies Fred. "He's home - - in the swankiest apartment house in town! We'll never see him again!"
As Fred speaks, Al, Millie, and Peggy enter Butch's Place.&nbsp;
"Say!" says Al, "This is the best place we've been yet!"&nbsp;
"Hey, that's Al!" says Homer.&nbsp;
"Oh ho!" says Al, clapping his hands together.&nbsp;
"We were just talking about you!" says Fred. Al gives Captain Derry a smiling salute. Al claps both his friends on the shoulders.&nbsp;
"Oh, my aching back!" laughs Al.&nbsp;
Millie and Peggy make silent eye-rolls, realizing this won't be an early night.&nbsp;
"Hey, Millie! Peggy! Step up and meet the gang!" says Al. "This is Homer, this is Fred," he explains, pointing at the men in the wrong order. "This is my wife and daughter."
"How do you do?" says Homer.&nbsp;
"How do you do? repeats Fred to the ladies.&nbsp;
"Homer and I were together in the Battle of Lingayen Gulf, only we didn't know it at the time!" says Al. He turns to Butch. "How are you, bub?"
"How do you do?" says Butch.&nbsp;
"Al, this is my Uncle Butch!" says Homer.&nbsp;
"Butch?" says Al. "Oh, I hear you got a new neon sign, huh? Good for you! Now the party can really get started, eh?"&nbsp;
Butch leads the party over to a booth.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 037: You Got a New Neon Sign!</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>26:04</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Glad you did, Homer," says Butch.
Homer picks up his Pilsner. "Welp," says Homer, "Here's to you, Butch!" He takes a quick sip and sets the glass on the counter. "How am I doin'?" asks Homer.&nbsp;
"Kid, you're doing great," says Butch, patting Homer on the back.&nbsp;
"Thanks," says Homer. He turns to Fred. "Say, Fred - where did you leave Al?"
"Oh, Al?" replies Fred. "He's home - - in the swankiest apartment house in town! We'll never see him again!"
As Fred speaks, Al, Millie, and Peggy enter Butch's Place.&nbsp;
"Say!" says Al, "This is the best place we've been yet!"&nbsp;
"Hey, that's Al!" says Homer.&nbsp;
"Oh ho!" says Al, clapping his hands together.&nbsp;
"We were just talking about you!" says Fred. Al gives Captain Derry a smiling salute. Al claps both his friends on the shoulders.&nbsp;
"Oh, my aching back!" laughs Al.&nbsp;
Millie and Peggy make silent eye-rolls, realizing this won't be an early night.&nbsp;
"Hey, Millie! Peggy! Step up and meet the gang!" says Al. "This]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>Minute 036: Draw a Beer for the Navy</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-036-draw-a-beer-for-the-navy/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2021 00:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Butch hurries over to hug Homer.

"Homer!" says Butch, "Oh, it's good to see you, kid!" Butch hooks a thumb toward a sleeping Fred Derry. "Your friend, the Captain here, told me you were home, but I certainly didn't expect you in so soon!"

Homer smiles. "Hiya, Captain!" he says to Fred. Fred wakes up.

"Hey, Homer! My old shipmate!" says Fred. "How are you, kid? Sit down!"

"Swell!" says Homer. "So, you took my advice and came to Butch's!"

"Yeah!" says Fred.

"Gosh," says Homer, "Come on, let's have a drink!"

Steve the Bartender pops in. "Hello, Homer!" says Steve.

"Hi, Steve!" says Homer.

"Boy, am I happy to see you back home again!" says Steve. Homer holds out his prosthetic hand.

"Oh, go ahead, shake!" says Homer, smiling. "It won't bite cha!"

Steve laughs and shakes Homer's hook.

"What'll ya have?" asks Steve.

"What'll I have?" repeats Homer, straightening his cap. "How many times have I dreamed of hearing that question?" He turns to Derry. "You know, Fred, before I went in the Navy, Butch would never let me drink any liquor. He used to read me lectures on the curse of drink!" Homer nudges Butch.&nbsp; "But it's different now!"

Homer turns back to Steve. "I'm a veteran. Gimme a whiskey, Steve, straight!" He taps his hook on the bar counter.

Steve turns to look at Butch. "How 'bout it, Butch?"

Butch thinks a moment, then says, "Draw a beer for the Navy."

"Aw, Butch," says Homer. "I ordered whiskey."

"Beer," repeats Butch.

"Beer," says Steve, grabbing a beer glass.

Homer turns to Fred. "I'm going to take my trade to some other joint, where I don't have relatives." Homer winks at Fred.

Fred laughs.

"Say, what are you doing here, anyway?" asks Butch. "Why aren't you home with the folks?"

"Well," says Homer. "They went to bed and I wasn't sleepy, so I thought, why not come down and see Butch?"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Butch hurries over to hug Homer.

Homer! says Butch, Oh, its good to see you, kid! Butch hooks a thumb toward a sleeping Fred Derry. Your friend, the Captain here, told me you were home, but I certainly didnt expect you in so soon!

Homer smiles. Hiya, C]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 036: Draw a Beer for the Navy]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Butch hurries over to hug Homer.

"Homer!" says Butch, "Oh, it's good to see you, kid!" Butch hooks a thumb toward a sleeping Fred Derry. "Your friend, the Captain here, told me you were home, but I certainly didn't expect you in so soon!"

Homer smiles. "Hiya, Captain!" he says to Fred. Fred wakes up.

"Hey, Homer! My old shipmate!" says Fred. "How are you, kid? Sit down!"

"Swell!" says Homer. "So, you took my advice and came to Butch's!"

"Yeah!" says Fred.

"Gosh," says Homer, "Come on, let's have a drink!"

Steve the Bartender pops in. "Hello, Homer!" says Steve.

"Hi, Steve!" says Homer.

"Boy, am I happy to see you back home again!" says Steve. Homer holds out his prosthetic hand.

"Oh, go ahead, shake!" says Homer, smiling. "It won't bite cha!"

Steve laughs and shakes Homer's hook.

"What'll ya have?" asks Steve.

"What'll I have?" repeats Homer, straightening his cap. "How many times have I dreamed of hearing that question?" He turns to Derry. "You know, Fred, before I went in the Navy, Butch would never let me drink any liquor. He used to read me lectures on the curse of drink!" Homer nudges Butch.&nbsp; "But it's different now!"

Homer turns back to Steve. "I'm a veteran. Gimme a whiskey, Steve, straight!" He taps his hook on the bar counter.

Steve turns to look at Butch. "How 'bout it, Butch?"

Butch thinks a moment, then says, "Draw a beer for the Navy."

"Aw, Butch," says Homer. "I ordered whiskey."

"Beer," repeats Butch.

"Beer," says Steve, grabbing a beer glass.

Homer turns to Fred. "I'm going to take my trade to some other joint, where I don't have relatives." Homer winks at Fred.

Fred laughs.

"Say, what are you doing here, anyway?" asks Butch. "Why aren't you home with the folks?"

"Well," says Homer. "They went to bed and I wasn't sleepy, so I thought, why not come down and see Butch?"]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Butch hurries over to hug Homer.

"Homer!" says Butch, "Oh, it's good to see you, kid!" Butch hooks a thumb toward a sleeping Fred Derry. "Your friend, the Captain here, told me you were home, but I certainly didn't expect you in so soon!"

Homer smiles. "Hiya, Captain!" he says to Fred. Fred wakes up.

"Hey, Homer! My old shipmate!" says Fred. "How are you, kid? Sit down!"

"Swell!" says Homer. "So, you took my advice and came to Butch's!"

"Yeah!" says Fred.

"Gosh," says Homer, "Come on, let's have a drink!"

Steve the Bartender pops in. "Hello, Homer!" says Steve.

"Hi, Steve!" says Homer.

"Boy, am I happy to see you back home again!" says Steve. Homer holds out his prosthetic hand.

"Oh, go ahead, shake!" says Homer, smiling. "It won't bite cha!"

Steve laughs and shakes Homer's hook.

"What'll ya have?" asks Steve.

"What'll I have?" repeats Homer, straightening his cap. "How many times have I dreamed of hearing that question?" He turns to Derry. "You know, Fred, before I went in the Navy, Butch would never let me drink any liquor. He used to read me lectures on the curse of drink!" Homer nudges Butch.&nbsp; "But it's different now!"

Homer turns back to Steve. "I'm a veteran. Gimme a whiskey, Steve, straight!" He taps his hook on the bar counter.

Steve turns to look at Butch. "How 'bout it, Butch?"

Butch thinks a moment, then says, "Draw a beer for the Navy."

"Aw, Butch," says Homer. "I ordered whiskey."

"Beer," repeats Butch.

"Beer," says Steve, grabbing a beer glass.

Homer turns to Fred. "I'm going to take my trade to some other joint, where I don't have relatives." Homer winks at Fred.

Fred laughs.

"Say, what are you doing here, anyway?" asks Butch. "Why aren't you home with the folks?"

"Well," says Homer. "They went to bed and I wasn't sleepy, so I thought, why not come down and see Butch?"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46036.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 036: Draw a Beer for the Navy</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>37:23</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Butch hurries over to hug Homer.

"Homer!" says Butch, "Oh, it's good to see you, kid!" Butch hooks a thumb toward a sleeping Fred Derry. "Your friend, the Captain here, told me you were home, but I certainly didn't expect you in so soon!"

Homer smiles. "Hiya, Captain!" he says to Fred. Fred wakes up.

"Hey, Homer! My old shipmate!" says Fred. "How are you, kid? Sit down!"

"Swell!" says Homer. "So, you took my advice and came to Butch's!"

"Yeah!" says Fred.

"Gosh," says Homer, "Come on, let's have a drink!"

Steve the Bartender pops in. "Hello, Homer!" says Steve.

"Hi, Steve!" says Homer.

"Boy, am I happy to see you back home again!" says Steve. Homer holds out his prosthetic hand.

"Oh, go ahead, shake!" says Homer, smiling. "It won't bite cha!"

Steve laughs and shakes Homer's hook.

"What'll ya have?" asks Steve.

"What'll I have?" repeats Homer, straightening his cap. "How many times have I dreamed of hearing that question?" He turns to Derry. "You know, Fred, before I went ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Minute 035: One Drink</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-035-one-drink/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2021 00:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=779</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["He went out," says Mrs. Parrish, in a choked voice to her daughter, Luella.

Wilma continues to look toward the door, where Homer left.

In the Stephenson car, Peggy drives Millie and a very drunk Al around town.

"Home, boys, home!" sings Al. "Home, we ought to be! Home, boys, home - - back in God's country!"

Al points out the window. "Pickup Cafe - Stop! That's it, driver! Stop right here!"

"Listen, Al: all kidding aside, don't you think it's time to go home, go to bed, and get some sleep?" asks Millie.

"Absolutely! Sleep," says Al, "but first, stop and have one, last, little drink. And that's all you're gonna get! No arguments! One drink!" He turns to Peggy. "Come on in, driver, and have one with us!"

Butch's place, with its new neon signs in the windows, is all lit up. "Toot, Toot, Tootsie" is played on the piano.

Homer steps up to the door of Butch's place and enters.

Butch is playing the piano. Butch glances up and spies Homer.

"Hey, Homer!" says Butch.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[He went out, says Mrs. Parrish, in a choked voice to her daughter, Luella.

Wilma continues to look toward the door, where Homer left.

In the Stephenson car, Peggy drives Millie and a very drunk Al around town.

Home, boys, home! sings Al. Home, we ough]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 035: One Drink]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["He went out," says Mrs. Parrish, in a choked voice to her daughter, Luella.

Wilma continues to look toward the door, where Homer left.

In the Stephenson car, Peggy drives Millie and a very drunk Al around town.

"Home, boys, home!" sings Al. "Home, we ought to be! Home, boys, home - - back in God's country!"

Al points out the window. "Pickup Cafe - Stop! That's it, driver! Stop right here!"

"Listen, Al: all kidding aside, don't you think it's time to go home, go to bed, and get some sleep?" asks Millie.

"Absolutely! Sleep," says Al, "but first, stop and have one, last, little drink. And that's all you're gonna get! No arguments! One drink!" He turns to Peggy. "Come on in, driver, and have one with us!"

Butch's place, with its new neon signs in the windows, is all lit up. "Toot, Toot, Tootsie" is played on the piano.

Homer steps up to the door of Butch's place and enters.

Butch is playing the piano. Butch glances up and spies Homer.

"Hey, Homer!" says Butch.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/779/minute-035-one-drink.mp3" length="36761389" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["He went out," says Mrs. Parrish, in a choked voice to her daughter, Luella.

Wilma continues to look toward the door, where Homer left.

In the Stephenson car, Peggy drives Millie and a very drunk Al around town.

"Home, boys, home!" sings Al. "Home, we ought to be! Home, boys, home - - back in God's country!"

Al points out the window. "Pickup Cafe - Stop! That's it, driver! Stop right here!"

"Listen, Al: all kidding aside, don't you think it's time to go home, go to bed, and get some sleep?" asks Millie.

"Absolutely! Sleep," says Al, "but first, stop and have one, last, little drink. And that's all you're gonna get! No arguments! One drink!" He turns to Peggy. "Come on in, driver, and have one with us!"

Butch's place, with its new neon signs in the windows, is all lit up. "Toot, Toot, Tootsie" is played on the piano.

Homer steps up to the door of Butch's place and enters.

Butch is playing the piano. Butch glances up and spies Homer.

"Hey, Homer!" says Butch.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46035.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 035: One Drink</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>38:04</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["He went out," says Mrs. Parrish, in a choked voice to her daughter, Luella.

Wilma continues to look toward the door, where Homer left.

In the Stephenson car, Peggy drives Millie and a very drunk Al around town.

"Home, boys, home!" sings Al. "Home, we ought to be! Home, boys, home - - back in God's country!"

Al points out the window. "Pickup Cafe - Stop! That's it, driver! Stop right here!"

"Listen, Al: all kidding aside, don't you think it's time to go home, go to bed, and get some sleep?" asks Millie.

"Absolutely! Sleep," says Al, "but first, stop and have one, last, little drink. And that's all you're gonna get! No arguments! One drink!" He turns to Peggy. "Come on in, driver, and have one with us!"

Butch's place, with its new neon signs in the windows, is all lit up. "Toot, Toot, Tootsie" is played on the piano.

Homer steps up to the door of Butch's place and enters.

Butch is playing the piano. Butch glances up and spies Homer.

"Hey, Homer!" says Butch.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46035.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

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	<title>Minute 034: Some Kind of&#8230; Disability</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-034-some-kind-of-disability/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=778</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Wilma points out that Homer just got out of the hospital.

"Yes, I know," says Mr. Cameron, "but a few months from now, the same opportunities won't exist that exist today. You might think about my business, Homer: insurance. We've taken on a number of veterans. They make very good salesmen, you know - - men who have suffered from some kind of... disability. Come down to the office one of these days, and we'll talk it over."

Homer reaches for a glass of lemonade that his mother offers from a tray. The glass slips out of his prosthetics and falls on the floor.

"I'm sorry, Mom," says Homer.

"Oh, that - that's quite alright, Homer," says Mrs. Parrish. "It won't hurt the carpet a bit. Luella, you just get out to the kitchen and get me a dishrag."

Mrs. Parrish turns back to her son. "There's another one for your, Homer. Wilma will hold it for you!"

"No, thanks," says Homer, standing up. "If you don't mind, I think I'll go out and walk around a bit." He leaves the living room.

Wilma stands, watching Homer leave.

Luella returns with a dishrag, and begins wiping up the spilled lemonade.

"Where's Homer?" asks Luella.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Wilma points out that Homer just got out of the hospital.

Yes, I know, says Mr. Cameron, but a few months from now, the same opportunities wont exist that exist today. You might think about my business, Homer: insurance. Weve taken on a number of vetera]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 034: Some Kind of... Disability]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Wilma points out that Homer just got out of the hospital.

"Yes, I know," says Mr. Cameron, "but a few months from now, the same opportunities won't exist that exist today. You might think about my business, Homer: insurance. We've taken on a number of veterans. They make very good salesmen, you know - - men who have suffered from some kind of... disability. Come down to the office one of these days, and we'll talk it over."

Homer reaches for a glass of lemonade that his mother offers from a tray. The glass slips out of his prosthetics and falls on the floor.

"I'm sorry, Mom," says Homer.

"Oh, that - that's quite alright, Homer," says Mrs. Parrish. "It won't hurt the carpet a bit. Luella, you just get out to the kitchen and get me a dishrag."

Mrs. Parrish turns back to her son. "There's another one for your, Homer. Wilma will hold it for you!"

"No, thanks," says Homer, standing up. "If you don't mind, I think I'll go out and walk around a bit." He leaves the living room.

Wilma stands, watching Homer leave.

Luella returns with a dishrag, and begins wiping up the spilled lemonade.

"Where's Homer?" asks Luella.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Wilma points out that Homer just got out of the hospital.

"Yes, I know," says Mr. Cameron, "but a few months from now, the same opportunities won't exist that exist today. You might think about my business, Homer: insurance. We've taken on a number of veterans. They make very good salesmen, you know - - men who have suffered from some kind of... disability. Come down to the office one of these days, and we'll talk it over."

Homer reaches for a glass of lemonade that his mother offers from a tray. The glass slips out of his prosthetics and falls on the floor.

"I'm sorry, Mom," says Homer.

"Oh, that - that's quite alright, Homer," says Mrs. Parrish. "It won't hurt the carpet a bit. Luella, you just get out to the kitchen and get me a dishrag."

Mrs. Parrish turns back to her son. "There's another one for your, Homer. Wilma will hold it for you!"

"No, thanks," says Homer, standing up. "If you don't mind, I think I'll go out and walk around a bit." He leaves the living room.

Wilma stands, watching Homer leave.

Luella returns with a dishrag, and begins wiping up the spilled lemonade.

"Where's Homer?" asks Luella.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46034.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 034: Some Kind of&#8230; Disability</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>37:53</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Wilma points out that Homer just got out of the hospital.

"Yes, I know," says Mr. Cameron, "but a few months from now, the same opportunities won't exist that exist today. You might think about my business, Homer: insurance. We've taken on a number of veterans. They make very good salesmen, you know - - men who have suffered from some kind of... disability. Come down to the office one of these days, and we'll talk it over."

Homer reaches for a glass of lemonade that his mother offers from a tray. The glass slips out of his prosthetics and falls on the floor.

"I'm sorry, Mom," says Homer.

"Oh, that - that's quite alright, Homer," says Mrs. Parrish. "It won't hurt the carpet a bit. Luella, you just get out to the kitchen and get me a dishrag."

Mrs. Parrish turns back to her son. "There's another one for your, Homer. Wilma will hold it for you!"

"No, thanks," says Homer, standing up. "If you don't mind, I think I'll go out and walk around a bit." He leaves the living room.

Wilma s]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>Minute 033: Lemonade</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-033-lemonade/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2021 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Just cigarettes, Mister Cameron," says Homer. "Thanks."</p>
<p>"Wilma tells us you were in the Philippines, Homer!" says Mrs. Cameron.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, I was around there, Mrs. Cameron, but I never saw anything," says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Did you meet General MacArthur?" asks Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>Homer laughs. "No, I didn't get to meet him." Homer notices Mr. Cameron's cigarette is unlit. "I've got a light, Mr. Cameron!" Homer reaches for his matches.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Mister Cameron hurriedly lights a match. "No, I've got it, thanks," and lights his own cigarette. Homer sits back down. Luella stands up and watches closely as Homer puts the matches back in his pocket. Homer smiles at her, and she smiles back.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Luella!" says Mr. Parrish.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yes, Dad?" replies Luella. Mr. Parrish glares at her, and Luella sits down.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You know," says Mrs. Cameron, "I've always thought he's such a handsome man!"&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Who?" asks Luella, jumping up again.</p>
<p>"General MacArthur," replies Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>Homer's mom walks into the living room with a tray of lemonade.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"May I help you with that, Mrs. Parrish?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"No, Wilma - you sit right down," says Mrs. Parrish. "Lemonade, Mrs. Cameron?"</p>
<p>"Thank you very much," says Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>"Have you thought anything about getting a job, Homer?" asks Mr. Cameron.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, I-" begins Homer.</p>
<p>"Oh, Father - it's much too soon for Homer to be thinking about a job," says Wilma. "He's just out of the hospital."</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Just cigarettes, Mister Cameron, says Homer. Thanks.
Wilma tells us you were in the Philippines, Homer! says Mrs. Cameron.&nbsp;
Well, I was around there, Mrs. Cameron, but I never saw anything, says Homer.&nbsp;
Did you meet General MacArthur? asks Mrs.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 033: Lemonade]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Just cigarettes, Mister Cameron," says Homer. "Thanks."</p>
<p>"Wilma tells us you were in the Philippines, Homer!" says Mrs. Cameron.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, I was around there, Mrs. Cameron, but I never saw anything," says Homer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Did you meet General MacArthur?" asks Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>Homer laughs. "No, I didn't get to meet him." Homer notices Mr. Cameron's cigarette is unlit. "I've got a light, Mr. Cameron!" Homer reaches for his matches.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Mister Cameron hurriedly lights a match. "No, I've got it, thanks," and lights his own cigarette. Homer sits back down. Luella stands up and watches closely as Homer puts the matches back in his pocket. Homer smiles at her, and she smiles back.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Luella!" says Mr. Parrish.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Yes, Dad?" replies Luella. Mr. Parrish glares at her, and Luella sits down.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"You know," says Mrs. Cameron, "I've always thought he's such a handsome man!"&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Who?" asks Luella, jumping up again.</p>
<p>"General MacArthur," replies Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>Homer's mom walks into the living room with a tray of lemonade.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"May I help you with that, Mrs. Parrish?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"No, Wilma - you sit right down," says Mrs. Parrish. "Lemonade, Mrs. Cameron?"</p>
<p>"Thank you very much," says Mrs. Cameron.</p>
<p>"Have you thought anything about getting a job, Homer?" asks Mr. Cameron.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Well, I-" begins Homer.</p>
<p>"Oh, Father - it's much too soon for Homer to be thinking about a job," says Wilma. "He's just out of the hospital."</p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Just cigarettes, Mister Cameron," says Homer. "Thanks."
"Wilma tells us you were in the Philippines, Homer!" says Mrs. Cameron.&nbsp;
"Well, I was around there, Mrs. Cameron, but I never saw anything," says Homer.&nbsp;
"Did you meet General MacArthur?" asks Mrs. Cameron.
Homer laughs. "No, I didn't get to meet him." Homer notices Mr. Cameron's cigarette is unlit. "I've got a light, Mr. Cameron!" Homer reaches for his matches.&nbsp;
Mister Cameron hurriedly lights a match. "No, I've got it, thanks," and lights his own cigarette. Homer sits back down. Luella stands up and watches closely as Homer puts the matches back in his pocket. Homer smiles at her, and she smiles back.&nbsp;
"Luella!" says Mr. Parrish.&nbsp;
"Yes, Dad?" replies Luella. Mr. Parrish glares at her, and Luella sits down.&nbsp;
"You know," says Mrs. Cameron, "I've always thought he's such a handsome man!"&nbsp;
"Who?" asks Luella, jumping up again.
"General MacArthur," replies Mrs. Cameron.
Homer's mom walks into the living room with a tray of lemonade.&nbsp;
"May I help you with that, Mrs. Parrish?" asks Wilma.&nbsp;
"No, Wilma - you sit right down," says Mrs. Parrish. "Lemonade, Mrs. Cameron?"
"Thank you very much," says Mrs. Cameron.
"Have you thought anything about getting a job, Homer?" asks Mr. Cameron.&nbsp;
"Well, I-" begins Homer.
"Oh, Father - it's much too soon for Homer to be thinking about a job," says Wilma. "He's just out of the hospital."]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46033.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 033: Lemonade</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>28:13</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Just cigarettes, Mister Cameron," says Homer. "Thanks."
"Wilma tells us you were in the Philippines, Homer!" says Mrs. Cameron.&nbsp;
"Well, I was around there, Mrs. Cameron, but I never saw anything," says Homer.&nbsp;
"Did you meet General MacArthur?" asks Mrs. Cameron.
Homer laughs. "No, I didn't get to meet him." Homer notices Mr. Cameron's cigarette is unlit. "I've got a light, Mr. Cameron!" Homer reaches for his matches.&nbsp;
Mister Cameron hurriedly lights a match. "No, I've got it, thanks," and lights his own cigarette. Homer sits back down. Luella stands up and watches closely as Homer puts the matches back in his pocket. Homer smiles at her, and she smiles back.&nbsp;
"Luella!" says Mr. Parrish.&nbsp;
"Yes, Dad?" replies Luella. Mr. Parrish glares at her, and Luella sits down.&nbsp;
"You know," says Mrs. Cameron, "I've always thought he's such a handsome man!"&nbsp;
"Who?" asks Luella, jumping up again.
"General MacArthur," replies Mrs. Cameron.
Homer's mom walks into the ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 032: Midnite Gardens</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-032-midnight-gardens/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2021 00:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=775</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a small cocktail table in a cocktail lounge. Al swallows his drink in one gulp.

The montage continues. at "LOUIE &amp; ERNIE'S," Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a crowded bar. A man reaches over Peggy to grab his drink from the bar.&nbsp; Al has another drink.

At the "PELICAN CLUB," A nightclub singer scats a jazz tune, backed up by a jazz band. Al finishes off a drink and points at the empty. "Hey, Rupert!" says Al to a waiter. "How about another one here?" Millie and Peggy look on.

At "MIDNITE GARDENS" a guitar player in the jazz band plays at a frantic pace. Three members of the band wave their instruments, as a crowded dance floor shows a fast-stepping crush of people.

Al presses his nose up against a window, smiling at the crowd, while Millie and Peggy look a little less interested.

A couple dances a jitterbug. Al grins.

Meanwhile, at the Parrish living room, Wilma and her parents are visiting. Homer and Luella sit awkwardly in the back of the room, while Wilma's father speaks.

"Well, I'll tell you," says Mr. Cameron, "As I see it, we're headed for bad times in this country. Of course, we're in the backwash of the war boom right now, but the tide is running out fast. Next year, in my opinion, we'll see widespread depression and unemployment."

Mr. Cameron pulls out a cigar from his pocket. He looks at Homer's dad. "Oh, have a cigar?" asks Mr. Cameron.

"No, thanks," says Mr. Parrish. "I've got my pipe."

"Homer?" asks Mr. Cameron, offering the cigar to Homer, "didn't you contract the tobacco habit in the Navy?"

"Just cigarettes," says Homer.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a small cocktail table in a cocktail lounge. Al swallows his drink in one gulp.

The montage continues. at LOUIE &amp; ERNIES, Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a crowded bar. A man reaches over Peggy to grab his dri]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 032: Midnite Gardens]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a small cocktail table in a cocktail lounge. Al swallows his drink in one gulp.

The montage continues. at "LOUIE &amp; ERNIE'S," Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a crowded bar. A man reaches over Peggy to grab his drink from the bar.&nbsp; Al has another drink.

At the "PELICAN CLUB," A nightclub singer scats a jazz tune, backed up by a jazz band. Al finishes off a drink and points at the empty. "Hey, Rupert!" says Al to a waiter. "How about another one here?" Millie and Peggy look on.

At "MIDNITE GARDENS" a guitar player in the jazz band plays at a frantic pace. Three members of the band wave their instruments, as a crowded dance floor shows a fast-stepping crush of people.

Al presses his nose up against a window, smiling at the crowd, while Millie and Peggy look a little less interested.

A couple dances a jitterbug. Al grins.

Meanwhile, at the Parrish living room, Wilma and her parents are visiting. Homer and Luella sit awkwardly in the back of the room, while Wilma's father speaks.

"Well, I'll tell you," says Mr. Cameron, "As I see it, we're headed for bad times in this country. Of course, we're in the backwash of the war boom right now, but the tide is running out fast. Next year, in my opinion, we'll see widespread depression and unemployment."

Mr. Cameron pulls out a cigar from his pocket. He looks at Homer's dad. "Oh, have a cigar?" asks Mr. Cameron.

"No, thanks," says Mr. Parrish. "I've got my pipe."

"Homer?" asks Mr. Cameron, offering the cigar to Homer, "didn't you contract the tobacco habit in the Navy?"

"Just cigarettes," says Homer.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/775/minute-032-midnight-gardens.mp3" length="31807437" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a small cocktail table in a cocktail lounge. Al swallows his drink in one gulp.

The montage continues. at "LOUIE &amp; ERNIE'S," Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a crowded bar. A man reaches over Peggy to grab his drink from the bar.&nbsp; Al has another drink.

At the "PELICAN CLUB," A nightclub singer scats a jazz tune, backed up by a jazz band. Al finishes off a drink and points at the empty. "Hey, Rupert!" says Al to a waiter. "How about another one here?" Millie and Peggy look on.

At "MIDNITE GARDENS" a guitar player in the jazz band plays at a frantic pace. Three members of the band wave their instruments, as a crowded dance floor shows a fast-stepping crush of people.

Al presses his nose up against a window, smiling at the crowd, while Millie and Peggy look a little less interested.

A couple dances a jitterbug. Al grins.

Meanwhile, at the Parrish living room, Wilma and her parents are visiting. Homer and Luella sit awkwardly in the back of the room, while Wilma's father speaks.

"Well, I'll tell you," says Mr. Cameron, "As I see it, we're headed for bad times in this country. Of course, we're in the backwash of the war boom right now, but the tide is running out fast. Next year, in my opinion, we'll see widespread depression and unemployment."

Mr. Cameron pulls out a cigar from his pocket. He looks at Homer's dad. "Oh, have a cigar?" asks Mr. Cameron.

"No, thanks," says Mr. Parrish. "I've got my pipe."

"Homer?" asks Mr. Cameron, offering the cigar to Homer, "didn't you contract the tobacco habit in the Navy?"

"Just cigarettes," says Homer.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46032.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 032: Midnite Gardens</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>32:54</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a small cocktail table in a cocktail lounge. Al swallows his drink in one gulp.

The montage continues. at "LOUIE &amp; ERNIE'S," Peggy, Al, and Millie are seated at a crowded bar. A man reaches over Peggy to grab his drink from the bar.&nbsp; Al has another drink.

At the "PELICAN CLUB," A nightclub singer scats a jazz tune, backed up by a jazz band. Al finishes off a drink and points at the empty. "Hey, Rupert!" says Al to a waiter. "How about another one here?" Millie and Peggy look on.

At "MIDNITE GARDENS" a guitar player in the jazz band plays at a frantic pace. Three members of the band wave their instruments, as a crowded dance floor shows a fast-stepping crush of people.

Al presses his nose up against a window, smiling at the crowd, while Millie and Peggy look a little less interested.

A couple dances a jitterbug. Al grins.

Meanwhile, at the Parrish living room, Wilma and her parents are visiting. Homer and Luella sit awkwardly in the ba]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46032.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 031: I&#8217;m Back in Civilization Again</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-031-im-back-in-civilization-again/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=772</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<h3>HOSTS: 2-MINUTE TERMINATOR</h3>
"Gosh, I'm afraid so," says Peggy, confirming Millie's take on their lack of liquor in the house.

"Wish he'd given us some warning he was going to get here today," says Millie.

"Don't worry, Mom," says Peggy.

"I mean, so that would could have gotten in some supplies of things," says Millie, looking through the ice box.

"Mother," says Peggy, "I know it's a little difficult. That's only because Dad's so crazy about you! He's been away so long, and missed you so terribly. He can't just walk in and pick up the old life as if-- "

"Hey! I got a wonderful idea!" says Al, entering the kitchen. "Let's go out on the town, the three of us!"

"Tonight?" asks Peggy.

"Yes! Tonight, right now. We'll celebrate the Old Man's homecoming," says Al.

"Not me, I'm going to b-" starts Peggy.

"No, no, no! You, too - the three of us," says Al. "I want to DO something, SEE something! And I've been in jungles and around savages so long, I gotta find out I'm back in civilization again!"

The scene shifts to a montage - a sign for the "CAFE DEAUVILLE." Gene Krupa plays the drums at a manic pace.

A jumble of feet on a crowded dance floor.

Al and Millie sit at a tiny cocktail table in a crowded club.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[HOSTS: 2-MINUTE TERMINATOR
Gosh, Im afraid so, says Peggy, confirming Millies take on their lack of liquor in the house.

Wish hed given us some warning he was going to get here today, says Millie.

Dont worry, Mom, says Peggy.

I mean, so that would cou]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 031: I'm Back in Civilization Again]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>HOSTS: 2-MINUTE TERMINATOR</h3>
"Gosh, I'm afraid so," says Peggy, confirming Millie's take on their lack of liquor in the house.

"Wish he'd given us some warning he was going to get here today," says Millie.

"Don't worry, Mom," says Peggy.

"I mean, so that would could have gotten in some supplies of things," says Millie, looking through the ice box.

"Mother," says Peggy, "I know it's a little difficult. That's only because Dad's so crazy about you! He's been away so long, and missed you so terribly. He can't just walk in and pick up the old life as if-- "

"Hey! I got a wonderful idea!" says Al, entering the kitchen. "Let's go out on the town, the three of us!"

"Tonight?" asks Peggy.

"Yes! Tonight, right now. We'll celebrate the Old Man's homecoming," says Al.

"Not me, I'm going to b-" starts Peggy.

"No, no, no! You, too - the three of us," says Al. "I want to DO something, SEE something! And I've been in jungles and around savages so long, I gotta find out I'm back in civilization again!"

The scene shifts to a montage - a sign for the "CAFE DEAUVILLE." Gene Krupa plays the drums at a manic pace.

A jumble of feet on a crowded dance floor.

Al and Millie sit at a tiny cocktail table in a crowded club.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/772/minute-031-im-back-in-civilization-again.mp3" length="32078904" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[HOSTS: 2-MINUTE TERMINATOR
"Gosh, I'm afraid so," says Peggy, confirming Millie's take on their lack of liquor in the house.

"Wish he'd given us some warning he was going to get here today," says Millie.

"Don't worry, Mom," says Peggy.

"I mean, so that would could have gotten in some supplies of things," says Millie, looking through the ice box.

"Mother," says Peggy, "I know it's a little difficult. That's only because Dad's so crazy about you! He's been away so long, and missed you so terribly. He can't just walk in and pick up the old life as if-- "

"Hey! I got a wonderful idea!" says Al, entering the kitchen. "Let's go out on the town, the three of us!"

"Tonight?" asks Peggy.

"Yes! Tonight, right now. We'll celebrate the Old Man's homecoming," says Al.

"Not me, I'm going to b-" starts Peggy.

"No, no, no! You, too - the three of us," says Al. "I want to DO something, SEE something! And I've been in jungles and around savages so long, I gotta find out I'm back in civilization again!"

The scene shifts to a montage - a sign for the "CAFE DEAUVILLE." Gene Krupa plays the drums at a manic pace.

A jumble of feet on a crowded dance floor.

Al and Millie sit at a tiny cocktail table in a crowded club.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/r46031.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 031: I&#8217;m Back in Civilization Again</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>33:11</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[HOSTS: 2-MINUTE TERMINATOR
"Gosh, I'm afraid so," says Peggy, confirming Millie's take on their lack of liquor in the house.

"Wish he'd given us some warning he was going to get here today," says Millie.

"Don't worry, Mom," says Peggy.

"I mean, so that would could have gotten in some supplies of things," says Millie, looking through the ice box.

"Mother," says Peggy, "I know it's a little difficult. That's only because Dad's so crazy about you! He's been away so long, and missed you so terribly. He can't just walk in and pick up the old life as if-- "

"Hey! I got a wonderful idea!" says Al, entering the kitchen. "Let's go out on the town, the three of us!"

"Tonight?" asks Peggy.

"Yes! Tonight, right now. We'll celebrate the Old Man's homecoming," says Al.

"Not me, I'm going to b-" starts Peggy.

"No, no, no! You, too - the three of us," says Al. "I want to DO something, SEE something! And I've been in jungles and around savages so long, I gotta find out I'm back in civilizatio]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/r46031.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 030: Is There Such a Thing as a Drink?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-030-is-there-such-a-thing-as-a-drink/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2021 00:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=768</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Al, I don't smoke," says Millie.

"Oh, sorry," says Al.

"It's all right, darling," says Millie.

"Frightening," says Al, lighting up his cigarette.

"What is?" asks Millie.

"Youth!" says Al.

"Didn't you run across any young people in the Army?" asks Millie.

"No," says Al. "They're all old men, like me."

"Yes," says Millie. "It's terrible to be old, isn't it?" Millie looks at Al. "Why don't you sit down and relax?"

"I'm perfectly relaxed, standing up," replies Al. "Is there such a thing as a drink in this house?"

"I'll see," says Millie, standing up. She walks to the kitchen. Al sits down in his chair, dejected.

Millie walks into the kitchen. Peggy is looking in the ice box. "We haven't got enough bacon for Dad's breakfast," says Peggy. "I'll have to go out first thing in the morning and try and get some."

"Is this all the liquor we have left?" asks Peggy, swirling a mostly-empty bottle of Scotch.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al, I dont smoke, says Millie.

Oh, sorry, says Al.

Its all right, darling, says Millie.

Frightening, says Al, lighting up his cigarette.

What is? asks Millie.

Youth! says Al.

Didnt you run across any young people in the Army? asks Millie.

No, says]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 030: Is There Such a Thing as a Drink?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Al, I don't smoke," says Millie.

"Oh, sorry," says Al.

"It's all right, darling," says Millie.

"Frightening," says Al, lighting up his cigarette.

"What is?" asks Millie.

"Youth!" says Al.

"Didn't you run across any young people in the Army?" asks Millie.

"No," says Al. "They're all old men, like me."

"Yes," says Millie. "It's terrible to be old, isn't it?" Millie looks at Al. "Why don't you sit down and relax?"

"I'm perfectly relaxed, standing up," replies Al. "Is there such a thing as a drink in this house?"

"I'll see," says Millie, standing up. She walks to the kitchen. Al sits down in his chair, dejected.

Millie walks into the kitchen. Peggy is looking in the ice box. "We haven't got enough bacon for Dad's breakfast," says Peggy. "I'll have to go out first thing in the morning and try and get some."

"Is this all the liquor we have left?" asks Peggy, swirling a mostly-empty bottle of Scotch.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/768/minute-030-is-there-such-a-thing-as-a-drink.mp3" length="22909895" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Al, I don't smoke," says Millie.

"Oh, sorry," says Al.

"It's all right, darling," says Millie.

"Frightening," says Al, lighting up his cigarette.

"What is?" asks Millie.

"Youth!" says Al.

"Didn't you run across any young people in the Army?" asks Millie.

"No," says Al. "They're all old men, like me."

"Yes," says Millie. "It's terrible to be old, isn't it?" Millie looks at Al. "Why don't you sit down and relax?"

"I'm perfectly relaxed, standing up," replies Al. "Is there such a thing as a drink in this house?"

"I'll see," says Millie, standing up. She walks to the kitchen. Al sits down in his chair, dejected.

Millie walks into the kitchen. Peggy is looking in the ice box. "We haven't got enough bacon for Dad's breakfast," says Peggy. "I'll have to go out first thing in the morning and try and get some."

"Is this all the liquor we have left?" asks Peggy, swirling a mostly-empty bottle of Scotch.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46030.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 030: Is There Such a Thing as a Drink?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:37</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Al, I don't smoke," says Millie.

"Oh, sorry," says Al.

"It's all right, darling," says Millie.

"Frightening," says Al, lighting up his cigarette.

"What is?" asks Millie.

"Youth!" says Al.

"Didn't you run across any young people in the Army?" asks Millie.

"No," says Al. "They're all old men, like me."

"Yes," says Millie. "It's terrible to be old, isn't it?" Millie looks at Al. "Why don't you sit down and relax?"

"I'm perfectly relaxed, standing up," replies Al. "Is there such a thing as a drink in this house?"

"I'll see," says Millie, standing up. She walks to the kitchen. Al sits down in his chair, dejected.

Millie walks into the kitchen. Peggy is looking in the ice box. "We haven't got enough bacon for Dad's breakfast," says Peggy. "I'll have to go out first thing in the morning and try and get some."

"Is this all the liquor we have left?" asks Peggy, swirling a mostly-empty bottle of Scotch.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46030.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 029: She&#8217;s Very Popular</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-029-shes-very-popular/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 00:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=766</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["I don't recognize them," says Al, about his children. "They've grown so old."

"I've tried to stop them," says Millie. "to keep them just as they were when you left, but they got away from me!"

Al pauses, and looks at a book shelf. "I guess, uh, Peggy has a lot of boyfriends," says Al.

"She's very popular," says Millie.

"She concentrating on anyone in particular?" asks Al.

"She hasn't told me of anyone," says Millie.

"But you've told her, uh, of all the things she ought to know?" asks Al.

"What, for instance?" asks Millie, feigning innocence.

"Well, have you?" asks Al.

"She's worked two years in a hospital," says Millie. "She knows more than you or I ever will."

Al puts a cigarette in his mouth, and offers Millie one.

"You've forgotten that-" begins Millie.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I dont recognize them, says Al, about his children. Theyve grown so old.

Ive tried to stop them, says Millie. to keep them just as they were when you left, but they got away from me!

Al pauses, and looks at a book shelf. I guess, uh, Peggy has a lot of]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 029: She's Very Popular]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["I don't recognize them," says Al, about his children. "They've grown so old."

"I've tried to stop them," says Millie. "to keep them just as they were when you left, but they got away from me!"

Al pauses, and looks at a book shelf. "I guess, uh, Peggy has a lot of boyfriends," says Al.

"She's very popular," says Millie.

"She concentrating on anyone in particular?" asks Al.

"She hasn't told me of anyone," says Millie.

"But you've told her, uh, of all the things she ought to know?" asks Al.

"What, for instance?" asks Millie, feigning innocence.

"Well, have you?" asks Al.

"She's worked two years in a hospital," says Millie. "She knows more than you or I ever will."

Al puts a cigarette in his mouth, and offers Millie one.

"You've forgotten that-" begins Millie.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/766/minute-029-shes-very-popular.mp3" length="24774156" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["I don't recognize them," says Al, about his children. "They've grown so old."

"I've tried to stop them," says Millie. "to keep them just as they were when you left, but they got away from me!"

Al pauses, and looks at a book shelf. "I guess, uh, Peggy has a lot of boyfriends," says Al.

"She's very popular," says Millie.

"She concentrating on anyone in particular?" asks Al.

"She hasn't told me of anyone," says Millie.

"But you've told her, uh, of all the things she ought to know?" asks Al.

"What, for instance?" asks Millie, feigning innocence.

"Well, have you?" asks Al.

"She's worked two years in a hospital," says Millie. "She knows more than you or I ever will."

Al puts a cigarette in his mouth, and offers Millie one.

"You've forgotten that-" begins Millie.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46029.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46029.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 029: She&#8217;s Very Popular</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:33</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["I don't recognize them," says Al, about his children. "They've grown so old."

"I've tried to stop them," says Millie. "to keep them just as they were when you left, but they got away from me!"

Al pauses, and looks at a book shelf. "I guess, uh, Peggy has a lot of boyfriends," says Al.

"She's very popular," says Millie.

"She concentrating on anyone in particular?" asks Al.

"She hasn't told me of anyone," says Millie.

"But you've told her, uh, of all the things she ought to know?" asks Al.

"What, for instance?" asks Millie, feigning innocence.

"Well, have you?" asks Al.

"She's worked two years in a hospital," says Millie. "She knows more than you or I ever will."

Al puts a cigarette in his mouth, and offers Millie one.

"You've forgotten that-" begins Millie.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46029.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 028: What Do You Think of The Children?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-028-what-do-you-think-of-the-children/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2021 00:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=764</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["We felt awfully sorry for the civilians," says Al, sarcastically.

"You don't have to worry about us, though, Dad. We can handle the problems. We're tough!" says Peggy. She stands and turns to her brother. "Rob, haven't you any homework?"

"Oh. Sure. Goodnight, Dad," says Rob, getting up to leave.

"I don't see why you have to go now, seeing as you have to leave--" begins Al.

"Rob!" interrupts Millie, "Aren't you going to take the souvenirs Father brought you?" Rob turns and looks at the pile of Japanese material on the floor.

"Oh, yes," says Rob. "Gee, thanks an awful lot, Dad - - for these... things. Good night. See you in the morning, Dad." Rob picks up the spoils of war and leaves the room.

Peggy kisses her mother. "Good night, Mom," says Peggy.

"Good night, darling," replies Millie, patting Peggy's hands.

"Nice to have you around, Dad," says Peggy. "You'll get us back to normal." Peggy follows Rob out of the room.

"...or maybe go nuts, myself," says Al to himself. He reaches into a shirt pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

"What do you think of the children?" asks Millie, quietly.

"Children?" says Al.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[We felt awfully sorry for the civilians, says Al, sarcastically.

You dont have to worry about us, though, Dad. We can handle the problems. Were tough! says Peggy. She stands and turns to her brother. Rob, havent you any homework?

Oh. Sure. Goodnight, D]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 028: What Do You Think of The Children?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["We felt awfully sorry for the civilians," says Al, sarcastically.

"You don't have to worry about us, though, Dad. We can handle the problems. We're tough!" says Peggy. She stands and turns to her brother. "Rob, haven't you any homework?"

"Oh. Sure. Goodnight, Dad," says Rob, getting up to leave.

"I don't see why you have to go now, seeing as you have to leave--" begins Al.

"Rob!" interrupts Millie, "Aren't you going to take the souvenirs Father brought you?" Rob turns and looks at the pile of Japanese material on the floor.

"Oh, yes," says Rob. "Gee, thanks an awful lot, Dad - - for these... things. Good night. See you in the morning, Dad." Rob picks up the spoils of war and leaves the room.

Peggy kisses her mother. "Good night, Mom," says Peggy.

"Good night, darling," replies Millie, patting Peggy's hands.

"Nice to have you around, Dad," says Peggy. "You'll get us back to normal." Peggy follows Rob out of the room.

"...or maybe go nuts, myself," says Al to himself. He reaches into a shirt pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

"What do you think of the children?" asks Millie, quietly.

"Children?" says Al.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/764/minute-028-what-do-you-think-of-the-children.mp3" length="29529385" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["We felt awfully sorry for the civilians," says Al, sarcastically.

"You don't have to worry about us, though, Dad. We can handle the problems. We're tough!" says Peggy. She stands and turns to her brother. "Rob, haven't you any homework?"

"Oh. Sure. Goodnight, Dad," says Rob, getting up to leave.

"I don't see why you have to go now, seeing as you have to leave--" begins Al.

"Rob!" interrupts Millie, "Aren't you going to take the souvenirs Father brought you?" Rob turns and looks at the pile of Japanese material on the floor.

"Oh, yes," says Rob. "Gee, thanks an awful lot, Dad - - for these... things. Good night. See you in the morning, Dad." Rob picks up the spoils of war and leaves the room.

Peggy kisses her mother. "Good night, Mom," says Peggy.

"Good night, darling," replies Millie, patting Peggy's hands.

"Nice to have you around, Dad," says Peggy. "You'll get us back to normal." Peggy follows Rob out of the room.

"...or maybe go nuts, myself," says Al to himself. He reaches into a shirt pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

"What do you think of the children?" asks Millie, quietly.

"Children?" says Al.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46028.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 028: What Do You Think of The Children?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:20</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["We felt awfully sorry for the civilians," says Al, sarcastically.

"You don't have to worry about us, though, Dad. We can handle the problems. We're tough!" says Peggy. She stands and turns to her brother. "Rob, haven't you any homework?"

"Oh. Sure. Goodnight, Dad," says Rob, getting up to leave.

"I don't see why you have to go now, seeing as you have to leave--" begins Al.

"Rob!" interrupts Millie, "Aren't you going to take the souvenirs Father brought you?" Rob turns and looks at the pile of Japanese material on the floor.

"Oh, yes," says Rob. "Gee, thanks an awful lot, Dad - - for these... things. Good night. See you in the morning, Dad." Rob picks up the spoils of war and leaves the room.

Peggy kisses her mother. "Good night, Mom," says Peggy.

"Good night, darling," replies Millie, patting Peggy's hands.

"Nice to have you around, Dad," says Peggy. "You'll get us back to normal." Peggy follows Rob out of the room.

"...or maybe go nuts, myself," says Al to himself. He reach]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46028.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 027: Or Else</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-027-or-else/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2021 00:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=761</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["-- where the whole human race has to learn to live together," says Rob, "or else, um..."

"... or else," says Al.

"That's right, or else!" says Rob, laughing. "Because when you combine atomic energy with jet propulsion and radar, and guided missiles - - well, just think of the - -" Rob pauses. "Aw, you're just kidding me, Dad! You've been to all these places, and you've seen everything."

"I've seen nothing," says Al. "I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on." He leans back in his chair.

Peggy walks into the living room. "Well, I've finished the dishes," says Peggy.

"Why do you have to do that?" asks Al. "Is this the maid's night out?" The rest of the family laughs.

"Our maid took a night out three years ago, and we haven't seen her since," says Peggy. "But everything's alright, because I took a course in domestic science. Even bought a cookbook!"

"What's happened to this family?" asks Al. "All this atomic energy, and scientific efficiency?"

"It was the war!" laughs Peggy. "You heard about that. All those problems on the home front?"

"We used to read about them in Stars &amp; Stripes," says Al.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[-- where the whole human race has to learn to live together, says Rob, or else, um...

... or else, says Al.

Thats right, or else! says Rob, laughing. Because when you combine atomic energy with jet propulsion and radar, and guided missiles - - well, ju]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 027: Or Else]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["-- where the whole human race has to learn to live together," says Rob, "or else, um..."

"... or else," says Al.

"That's right, or else!" says Rob, laughing. "Because when you combine atomic energy with jet propulsion and radar, and guided missiles - - well, just think of the - -" Rob pauses. "Aw, you're just kidding me, Dad! You've been to all these places, and you've seen everything."

"I've seen nothing," says Al. "I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on." He leans back in his chair.

Peggy walks into the living room. "Well, I've finished the dishes," says Peggy.

"Why do you have to do that?" asks Al. "Is this the maid's night out?" The rest of the family laughs.

"Our maid took a night out three years ago, and we haven't seen her since," says Peggy. "But everything's alright, because I took a course in domestic science. Even bought a cookbook!"

"What's happened to this family?" asks Al. "All this atomic energy, and scientific efficiency?"

"It was the war!" laughs Peggy. "You heard about that. All those problems on the home front?"

"We used to read about them in Stars &amp; Stripes," says Al.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/761/minute-027-or-else.mp3" length="21051827" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["-- where the whole human race has to learn to live together," says Rob, "or else, um..."

"... or else," says Al.

"That's right, or else!" says Rob, laughing. "Because when you combine atomic energy with jet propulsion and radar, and guided missiles - - well, just think of the - -" Rob pauses. "Aw, you're just kidding me, Dad! You've been to all these places, and you've seen everything."

"I've seen nothing," says Al. "I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on." He leans back in his chair.

Peggy walks into the living room. "Well, I've finished the dishes," says Peggy.

"Why do you have to do that?" asks Al. "Is this the maid's night out?" The rest of the family laughs.

"Our maid took a night out three years ago, and we haven't seen her since," says Peggy. "But everything's alright, because I took a course in domestic science. Even bought a cookbook!"

"What's happened to this family?" asks Al. "All this atomic energy, and scientific efficiency?"

"It was the war!" laughs Peggy. "You heard about that. All those problems on the home front?"

"We used to read about them in Stars &amp; Stripes," says Al.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46027.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46027.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 027: Or Else</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:41</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["-- where the whole human race has to learn to live together," says Rob, "or else, um..."

"... or else," says Al.

"That's right, or else!" says Rob, laughing. "Because when you combine atomic energy with jet propulsion and radar, and guided missiles - - well, just think of the - -" Rob pauses. "Aw, you're just kidding me, Dad! You've been to all these places, and you've seen everything."

"I've seen nothing," says Al. "I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on." He leans back in his chair.

Peggy walks into the living room. "Well, I've finished the dishes," says Peggy.

"Why do you have to do that?" asks Al. "Is this the maid's night out?" The rest of the family laughs.

"Our maid took a night out three years ago, and we haven't seen her since," says Peggy. "But everything's alright, because I took a course in domestic science. Even bought a cookbook!"

"What's happened to this family?" asks Al. "All this atomic energy, and scientific efficiency?"

"It was the]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46027.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 026: Effects of Radioactivity</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-026-effects-of-radioactivity/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=757</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["So long, Pop. I'll be back," says Fred.

"Well, it's - - glad to have you home, my boy," says Pat.

"Good to be home, Pop," says Fred, as he leaves through the porch door. Hortense and Pat watch him leave.

At the Stephenson house, Al is handing souvenirs of the war to his son.

"Here - cap," says Al, handing Rob a Japanese hat. He reaches down on the floor. "This is a samurai sword, Rob," says Al.

"Thanks very much, Dad, " says Rob, awkwardly. He examines the hilt of the sword.

"Here's a flag I found on a dead Jap soldier," says Al, holding out a piece of cloth. "All that writing on it is signatures and good luck messages from his relatives."

"Yes, I know, "says Rob. "The Japanese attach a lot of importance to their family relationships."

"Yeah," says Al, "Yeah, entirely different from us." Al makes an awkward pause.

"Say, you were at Hiroshima, weren't you, Dad?" says Rob, excitedly.

"Uh-huh," replies Al.

"Well, did you happen to notice any of the effects of radioactivity on the people who survived the blast?" asks Rob.

"No, I didn't," says Al. "Should I have?"

"Well, we've been having lectures on atomic energy at school," says Rob. "and Mister McLauglin, he's our physics teacher, he says that we've reached the point - "

Millie enters the living room.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[So long, Pop. Ill be back, says Fred.

Well, its - - glad to have you home, my boy, says Pat.

Good to be home, Pop, says Fred, as he leaves through the porch door. Hortense and Pat watch him leave.

At the Stephenson house, Al is handing souvenirs of th]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 026: Effects of Radioactivity]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["So long, Pop. I'll be back," says Fred.

"Well, it's - - glad to have you home, my boy," says Pat.

"Good to be home, Pop," says Fred, as he leaves through the porch door. Hortense and Pat watch him leave.

At the Stephenson house, Al is handing souvenirs of the war to his son.

"Here - cap," says Al, handing Rob a Japanese hat. He reaches down on the floor. "This is a samurai sword, Rob," says Al.

"Thanks very much, Dad, " says Rob, awkwardly. He examines the hilt of the sword.

"Here's a flag I found on a dead Jap soldier," says Al, holding out a piece of cloth. "All that writing on it is signatures and good luck messages from his relatives."

"Yes, I know, "says Rob. "The Japanese attach a lot of importance to their family relationships."

"Yeah," says Al, "Yeah, entirely different from us." Al makes an awkward pause.

"Say, you were at Hiroshima, weren't you, Dad?" says Rob, excitedly.

"Uh-huh," replies Al.

"Well, did you happen to notice any of the effects of radioactivity on the people who survived the blast?" asks Rob.

"No, I didn't," says Al. "Should I have?"

"Well, we've been having lectures on atomic energy at school," says Rob. "and Mister McLauglin, he's our physics teacher, he says that we've reached the point - "

Millie enters the living room.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/757/minute-026-effects-of-radioactivity.mp3" length="18780762" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["So long, Pop. I'll be back," says Fred.

"Well, it's - - glad to have you home, my boy," says Pat.

"Good to be home, Pop," says Fred, as he leaves through the porch door. Hortense and Pat watch him leave.

At the Stephenson house, Al is handing souvenirs of the war to his son.

"Here - cap," says Al, handing Rob a Japanese hat. He reaches down on the floor. "This is a samurai sword, Rob," says Al.

"Thanks very much, Dad, " says Rob, awkwardly. He examines the hilt of the sword.

"Here's a flag I found on a dead Jap soldier," says Al, holding out a piece of cloth. "All that writing on it is signatures and good luck messages from his relatives."

"Yes, I know, "says Rob. "The Japanese attach a lot of importance to their family relationships."

"Yeah," says Al, "Yeah, entirely different from us." Al makes an awkward pause.

"Say, you were at Hiroshima, weren't you, Dad?" says Rob, excitedly.

"Uh-huh," replies Al.

"Well, did you happen to notice any of the effects of radioactivity on the people who survived the blast?" asks Rob.

"No, I didn't," says Al. "Should I have?"

"Well, we've been having lectures on atomic energy at school," says Rob. "and Mister McLauglin, he's our physics teacher, he says that we've reached the point - "

Millie enters the living room.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46026.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 026: Effects of Radioactivity</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:19</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["So long, Pop. I'll be back," says Fred.

"Well, it's - - glad to have you home, my boy," says Pat.

"Good to be home, Pop," says Fred, as he leaves through the porch door. Hortense and Pat watch him leave.

At the Stephenson house, Al is handing souvenirs of the war to his son.

"Here - cap," says Al, handing Rob a Japanese hat. He reaches down on the floor. "This is a samurai sword, Rob," says Al.

"Thanks very much, Dad, " says Rob, awkwardly. He examines the hilt of the sword.

"Here's a flag I found on a dead Jap soldier," says Al, holding out a piece of cloth. "All that writing on it is signatures and good luck messages from his relatives."

"Yes, I know, "says Rob. "The Japanese attach a lot of importance to their family relationships."

"Yeah," says Al, "Yeah, entirely different from us." Al makes an awkward pause.

"Say, you were at Hiroshima, weren't you, Dad?" says Rob, excitedly.

"Uh-huh," replies Al.

"Well, did you happen to notice any of the effects of radioactivity on]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46026.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 025: She Took a Job?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-025-she-took-a-job/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=739</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Well, she's not living with us anymore, Freddy," says Hortense. "She took an apartment downtown."

"Then why didn't anyone write me about it?" asks Fred.

"Well, we were afraid it might worry you - - you, being so far away and everything," says Hortense. "And it was kind of inconvenient for Marie, living in this place, after she took that job."

"But, we forwarded all your letters, and the allotment checks," adds Pat.

"She took a job?" asks Fred. "Where?"

"Uh, some nightclub," says Pat. "I don't know just which one."

"Oh, the poor girl works 'til all hours," says Hortense.

"Where does she live?" asks Fred.

"Uh, Grandview Arms," says Pat. "It's on Pine Street.

"But there's nothing to worry about, Freddy," says Hortense. "Marie's fine! We saw her last - - last Christmas. She brought us some beautiful presents."

"Marie's a good-hearted girl," says Pat.

"Do you know what time she goes out to work?" asks Fred.

"Um-- along about suppertime, I imagine," says Pat.

Fred looks around. "Do you mind if I leave my stuff here?" asks Fred. "I'll pick it up later."

"Sure," says Hortense, "but - aren't you going to stay and have a bite to eat?"

"No thank you, Hortense," says Fred. He turns to Pat. "Well, uh--"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Well, shes not living with us anymore, Freddy, says Hortense. She took an apartment downtown.

Then why didnt anyone write me about it? asks Fred.

Well, we were afraid it might worry you - - you, being so far away and everything, says Hortense. And it w]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 025: She Took a Job?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Well, she's not living with us anymore, Freddy," says Hortense. "She took an apartment downtown."

"Then why didn't anyone write me about it?" asks Fred.

"Well, we were afraid it might worry you - - you, being so far away and everything," says Hortense. "And it was kind of inconvenient for Marie, living in this place, after she took that job."

"But, we forwarded all your letters, and the allotment checks," adds Pat.

"She took a job?" asks Fred. "Where?"

"Uh, some nightclub," says Pat. "I don't know just which one."

"Oh, the poor girl works 'til all hours," says Hortense.

"Where does she live?" asks Fred.

"Uh, Grandview Arms," says Pat. "It's on Pine Street.

"But there's nothing to worry about, Freddy," says Hortense. "Marie's fine! We saw her last - - last Christmas. She brought us some beautiful presents."

"Marie's a good-hearted girl," says Pat.

"Do you know what time she goes out to work?" asks Fred.

"Um-- along about suppertime, I imagine," says Pat.

Fred looks around. "Do you mind if I leave my stuff here?" asks Fred. "I'll pick it up later."

"Sure," says Hortense, "but - aren't you going to stay and have a bite to eat?"

"No thank you, Hortense," says Fred. He turns to Pat. "Well, uh--"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/739/minute-025-she-took-a-job.mp3" length="23593994" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Well, she's not living with us anymore, Freddy," says Hortense. "She took an apartment downtown."

"Then why didn't anyone write me about it?" asks Fred.

"Well, we were afraid it might worry you - - you, being so far away and everything," says Hortense. "And it was kind of inconvenient for Marie, living in this place, after she took that job."

"But, we forwarded all your letters, and the allotment checks," adds Pat.

"She took a job?" asks Fred. "Where?"

"Uh, some nightclub," says Pat. "I don't know just which one."

"Oh, the poor girl works 'til all hours," says Hortense.

"Where does she live?" asks Fred.

"Uh, Grandview Arms," says Pat. "It's on Pine Street.

"But there's nothing to worry about, Freddy," says Hortense. "Marie's fine! We saw her last - - last Christmas. She brought us some beautiful presents."

"Marie's a good-hearted girl," says Pat.

"Do you know what time she goes out to work?" asks Fred.

"Um-- along about suppertime, I imagine," says Pat.

Fred looks around. "Do you mind if I leave my stuff here?" asks Fred. "I'll pick it up later."

"Sure," says Hortense, "but - aren't you going to stay and have a bite to eat?"

"No thank you, Hortense," says Fred. He turns to Pat. "Well, uh--"]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46025.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 025: She Took a Job?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>16:13</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Well, she's not living with us anymore, Freddy," says Hortense. "She took an apartment downtown."

"Then why didn't anyone write me about it?" asks Fred.

"Well, we were afraid it might worry you - - you, being so far away and everything," says Hortense. "And it was kind of inconvenient for Marie, living in this place, after she took that job."

"But, we forwarded all your letters, and the allotment checks," adds Pat.

"She took a job?" asks Fred. "Where?"

"Uh, some nightclub," says Pat. "I don't know just which one."

"Oh, the poor girl works 'til all hours," says Hortense.

"Where does she live?" asks Fred.

"Uh, Grandview Arms," says Pat. "It's on Pine Street.

"But there's nothing to worry about, Freddy," says Hortense. "Marie's fine! We saw her last - - last Christmas. She brought us some beautiful presents."

"Marie's a good-hearted girl," says Pat.

"Do you know what time she goes out to work?" asks Fred.

"Um-- along about suppertime, I imagine," says Pat.

Fred looks around]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46025.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 024: Glad to See You, My Boy</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-024-glad-to-see-you-my-boy/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=738</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Fred walks up to a shack next to the railroad tracks that's underneath a highway overpass.

Hortense is hanging wash on the enclosed porch. She spots Derry.

"Freddy!" she yells, and hugs Derry.

"Hello, Hortense!" says Derry.

"Well, say!" says Hortense. She turns and runs into the house. "Pat! Pat, it's Freddy! He's home again!" Hortense deftly lifts a bottle of liquor out of Pat Derry's hands.

"Hello, Pop!" says Derry. Pat shakes Fred's hand.

"Gee, I wish we had known you were coming," says Hortense. "We would have had the place kinda cleaned up."

She turns to Pat. "Well?" asks Hortense. "Haven't you got anything to say to your own son?"

Pat looks at Fred, and whispers, "Glad to see you, my boy!"

"Look at him, Pat!" says Hortense, "Look - look at your hero son, and look at all those beautiful ribbons on his chest!" She turns to Fred. "Go on, Freddy - - tell your father how - - how you got those ribbons, and what they mean!"

Fred looks around. "Where's Marie?" asks Fred.

"Marie?" asks Hortense.

"Yeah," says Fred. "She out?"

"Well, Marie isn't here, Freddy," says Hortense.

"She'll be back soon?" asks Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fred walks up to a shack next to the railroad tracks thats underneath a highway overpass.

Hortense is hanging wash on the enclosed porch. She spots Derry.

Freddy! she yells, and hugs Derry.

Hello, Hortense! says Derry.

Well, say! says Hortense. She t]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 024: Glad to See You, My Boy]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Fred walks up to a shack next to the railroad tracks that's underneath a highway overpass.

Hortense is hanging wash on the enclosed porch. She spots Derry.

"Freddy!" she yells, and hugs Derry.

"Hello, Hortense!" says Derry.

"Well, say!" says Hortense. She turns and runs into the house. "Pat! Pat, it's Freddy! He's home again!" Hortense deftly lifts a bottle of liquor out of Pat Derry's hands.

"Hello, Pop!" says Derry. Pat shakes Fred's hand.

"Gee, I wish we had known you were coming," says Hortense. "We would have had the place kinda cleaned up."

She turns to Pat. "Well?" asks Hortense. "Haven't you got anything to say to your own son?"

Pat looks at Fred, and whispers, "Glad to see you, my boy!"

"Look at him, Pat!" says Hortense, "Look - look at your hero son, and look at all those beautiful ribbons on his chest!" She turns to Fred. "Go on, Freddy - - tell your father how - - how you got those ribbons, and what they mean!"

Fred looks around. "Where's Marie?" asks Fred.

"Marie?" asks Hortense.

"Yeah," says Fred. "She out?"

"Well, Marie isn't here, Freddy," says Hortense.

"She'll be back soon?" asks Fred.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/738/minute-024-glad-to-see-you-my-boy.mp3" length="26176386" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred walks up to a shack next to the railroad tracks that's underneath a highway overpass.

Hortense is hanging wash on the enclosed porch. She spots Derry.

"Freddy!" she yells, and hugs Derry.

"Hello, Hortense!" says Derry.

"Well, say!" says Hortense. She turns and runs into the house. "Pat! Pat, it's Freddy! He's home again!" Hortense deftly lifts a bottle of liquor out of Pat Derry's hands.

"Hello, Pop!" says Derry. Pat shakes Fred's hand.

"Gee, I wish we had known you were coming," says Hortense. "We would have had the place kinda cleaned up."

She turns to Pat. "Well?" asks Hortense. "Haven't you got anything to say to your own son?"

Pat looks at Fred, and whispers, "Glad to see you, my boy!"

"Look at him, Pat!" says Hortense, "Look - look at your hero son, and look at all those beautiful ribbons on his chest!" She turns to Fred. "Go on, Freddy - - tell your father how - - how you got those ribbons, and what they mean!"

Fred looks around. "Where's Marie?" asks Fred.

"Marie?" asks Hortense.

"Yeah," says Fred. "She out?"

"Well, Marie isn't here, Freddy," says Hortense.

"She'll be back soon?" asks Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46024.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46024.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 024: Glad to See You, My Boy</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>18:01</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Fred walks up to a shack next to the railroad tracks that's underneath a highway overpass.

Hortense is hanging wash on the enclosed porch. She spots Derry.

"Freddy!" she yells, and hugs Derry.

"Hello, Hortense!" says Derry.

"Well, say!" says Hortense. She turns and runs into the house. "Pat! Pat, it's Freddy! He's home again!" Hortense deftly lifts a bottle of liquor out of Pat Derry's hands.

"Hello, Pop!" says Derry. Pat shakes Fred's hand.

"Gee, I wish we had known you were coming," says Hortense. "We would have had the place kinda cleaned up."

She turns to Pat. "Well?" asks Hortense. "Haven't you got anything to say to your own son?"

Pat looks at Fred, and whispers, "Glad to see you, my boy!"

"Look at him, Pat!" says Hortense, "Look - look at your hero son, and look at all those beautiful ribbons on his chest!" She turns to Fred. "Go on, Freddy - - tell your father how - - how you got those ribbons, and what they mean!"

Fred looks around. "Where's Marie?" asks Fred.

"Mar]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46024.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 023: I&#8217;m Terribly Happy</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-023-im-terribly-happy/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2021 00:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=737</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Millie says to Peggy that she has to call the Kenworthys "and tell them we won't be over this evening."

"Kenworthys?" asks Al.

"Yes!" says Millie, walking to the other room to make the call.

Al looks at his kids. "My son!" he say to Rob. "and my daughter," putting an arm around Peggy. "I don't recognize you! What's happened?"

"Just a few years of normal growth," says Peggy, smiling. "Don't you approve?"

"I don't know yet," says Al. "I gotta have more time to get to know you."

From the other room, we hear Millie on the phone.

"Hello?" says Millie. "Oh, Alice! This is Millie. I'm terribly sorry, but we can't be over.  I mean - - I'm terribly happy! You see, Al - - my husband! Yes! He's home! Yes!  Yes!"

Meanwhile, Fred Derry exits the Boone City taxi in a rundown part of town. Train whistles blow, and a line of decrepit fences border a dirt road. Fred picks up his duffel bag and walks toward a shack.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Millie says to Peggy that she has to call the Kenworthys and tell them we wont be over this evening.

Kenworthys? asks Al.

Yes! says Millie, walking to the other room to make the call.

Al looks at his kids. My son! he say to Rob. and my daughter, putti]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 023: I'm Terribly Happy]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Millie says to Peggy that she has to call the Kenworthys "and tell them we won't be over this evening."

"Kenworthys?" asks Al.

"Yes!" says Millie, walking to the other room to make the call.

Al looks at his kids. "My son!" he say to Rob. "and my daughter," putting an arm around Peggy. "I don't recognize you! What's happened?"

"Just a few years of normal growth," says Peggy, smiling. "Don't you approve?"

"I don't know yet," says Al. "I gotta have more time to get to know you."

From the other room, we hear Millie on the phone.

"Hello?" says Millie. "Oh, Alice! This is Millie. I'm terribly sorry, but we can't be over.  I mean - - I'm terribly happy! You see, Al - - my husband! Yes! He's home! Yes!  Yes!"

Meanwhile, Fred Derry exits the Boone City taxi in a rundown part of town. Train whistles blow, and a line of decrepit fences border a dirt road. Fred picks up his duffel bag and walks toward a shack.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/737/minute-023-im-terribly-happy.mp3" length="29536102" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Millie says to Peggy that she has to call the Kenworthys "and tell them we won't be over this evening."

"Kenworthys?" asks Al.

"Yes!" says Millie, walking to the other room to make the call.

Al looks at his kids. "My son!" he say to Rob. "and my daughter," putting an arm around Peggy. "I don't recognize you! What's happened?"

"Just a few years of normal growth," says Peggy, smiling. "Don't you approve?"

"I don't know yet," says Al. "I gotta have more time to get to know you."

From the other room, we hear Millie on the phone.

"Hello?" says Millie. "Oh, Alice! This is Millie. I'm terribly sorry, but we can't be over.  I mean - - I'm terribly happy! You see, Al - - my husband! Yes! He's home! Yes!  Yes!"

Meanwhile, Fred Derry exits the Boone City taxi in a rundown part of town. Train whistles blow, and a line of decrepit fences border a dirt road. Fred picks up his duffel bag and walks toward a shack.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46023.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46023.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 023: I&#8217;m Terribly Happy</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:48</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Millie says to Peggy that she has to call the Kenworthys "and tell them we won't be over this evening."

"Kenworthys?" asks Al.

"Yes!" says Millie, walking to the other room to make the call.

Al looks at his kids. "My son!" he say to Rob. "and my daughter," putting an arm around Peggy. "I don't recognize you! What's happened?"

"Just a few years of normal growth," says Peggy, smiling. "Don't you approve?"

"I don't know yet," says Al. "I gotta have more time to get to know you."

From the other room, we hear Millie on the phone.

"Hello?" says Millie. "Oh, Alice! This is Millie. I'm terribly sorry, but we can't be over.  I mean - - I'm terribly happy! You see, Al - - my husband! Yes! He's home! Yes!  Yes!"

Meanwhile, Fred Derry exits the Boone City taxi in a rundown part of town. Train whistles blow, and a line of decrepit fences border a dirt road. Fred picks up his duffel bag and walks toward a shack.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46023.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 022: Let Me Look at You</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-022-let-me-look-at-you/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2021 00:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=736</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Millie and Al hug each other, then lean away to look at each other.

"I look terrible!" says Millie, breathlessly.

"Who says so?" laughs Al.

"It isn't fair of you to bust in on us like this!" says Millie.

"I phoned you from Portland," says Al.

"Yes, but you said you wouldn't be home for a-" begins Millie.

"We were lucky," says Al. "We got a plane to Wellbourne, and I thought we were gonna get stuck there, but we came right through."

Millie clutches at Al's shoulders. "Al," says Millie, "Are you all right?"

Al says "Sure," and nods. "Are you alright?" he asks.

"Of course I am!" laughs Millie. They kiss and embrace again.

Peggy looks on, smiling.

Millie takes off Al's cap. "Let me look at you!" says Millie.

"Aw, don't look now - I need a bath and a shave!" says Al. Millie and Al continue to stare at each other.

"If you don't mind, Mom," says Peggy, moving in to hug Al.

"Dad, darling," says Peggy, kissing Al.

Millie looks at Peggy, "I'd guess I'd better call the - " Millie begins to say.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Millie and Al hug each other, then lean away to look at each other.

I look terrible! says Millie, breathlessly.

Who says so? laughs Al.

It isnt fair of you to bust in on us like this! says Millie.

I phoned you from Portland, says Al.

Yes, but you sa]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 022: Let Me Look at You]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Millie and Al hug each other, then lean away to look at each other.

"I look terrible!" says Millie, breathlessly.

"Who says so?" laughs Al.

"It isn't fair of you to bust in on us like this!" says Millie.

"I phoned you from Portland," says Al.

"Yes, but you said you wouldn't be home for a-" begins Millie.

"We were lucky," says Al. "We got a plane to Wellbourne, and I thought we were gonna get stuck there, but we came right through."

Millie clutches at Al's shoulders. "Al," says Millie, "Are you all right?"

Al says "Sure," and nods. "Are you alright?" he asks.

"Of course I am!" laughs Millie. They kiss and embrace again.

Peggy looks on, smiling.

Millie takes off Al's cap. "Let me look at you!" says Millie.

"Aw, don't look now - I need a bath and a shave!" says Al. Millie and Al continue to stare at each other.

"If you don't mind, Mom," says Peggy, moving in to hug Al.

"Dad, darling," says Peggy, kissing Al.

Millie looks at Peggy, "I'd guess I'd better call the - " Millie begins to say.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/736/minute-022-let-me-look-at-you.mp3" length="24266576" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Millie and Al hug each other, then lean away to look at each other.

"I look terrible!" says Millie, breathlessly.

"Who says so?" laughs Al.

"It isn't fair of you to bust in on us like this!" says Millie.

"I phoned you from Portland," says Al.

"Yes, but you said you wouldn't be home for a-" begins Millie.

"We were lucky," says Al. "We got a plane to Wellbourne, and I thought we were gonna get stuck there, but we came right through."

Millie clutches at Al's shoulders. "Al," says Millie, "Are you all right?"

Al says "Sure," and nods. "Are you alright?" he asks.

"Of course I am!" laughs Millie. They kiss and embrace again.

Peggy looks on, smiling.

Millie takes off Al's cap. "Let me look at you!" says Millie.

"Aw, don't look now - I need a bath and a shave!" says Al. Millie and Al continue to stare at each other.

"If you don't mind, Mom," says Peggy, moving in to hug Al.

"Dad, darling," says Peggy, kissing Al.

Millie looks at Peggy, "I'd guess I'd better call the - " Millie begins to say.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46022.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 022: Let Me Look at You</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>16:42</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Millie and Al hug each other, then lean away to look at each other.

"I look terrible!" says Millie, breathlessly.

"Who says so?" laughs Al.

"It isn't fair of you to bust in on us like this!" says Millie.

"I phoned you from Portland," says Al.

"Yes, but you said you wouldn't be home for a-" begins Millie.

"We were lucky," says Al. "We got a plane to Wellbourne, and I thought we were gonna get stuck there, but we came right through."

Millie clutches at Al's shoulders. "Al," says Millie, "Are you all right?"

Al says "Sure," and nods. "Are you alright?" he asks.

"Of course I am!" laughs Millie. They kiss and embrace again.

Peggy looks on, smiling.

Millie takes off Al's cap. "Let me look at you!" says Millie.

"Aw, don't look now - I need a bath and a shave!" says Al. Millie and Al continue to stare at each other.

"If you don't mind, Mom," says Peggy, moving in to hug Al.

"Dad, darling," says Peggy, kissing Al.

Millie looks at Peggy, "I'd guess I'd better call the - " Millie ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46022.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 021: Where&#8217;s Mom?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-021-wheres-mom/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=731</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Rob smiles.

"Where's Mom?" asks Al. Rob points down the hallway.

Al's daughter, Peggy, walks into the hallway, carrying a serving tray of food. She's about to yell, "Dad!" but Al puts his hand over her mouth.

"Who was that at the door, Peggy?" calls Millie, from another room. Millie is setting a table for lunch. "Peggy! Rob! Who was - -" Her voice trails off as she realizes it's Al. She puts down the dishes on the table and turns toward the hallway.

Millie stands at the far end of the hallway. Al pauses, and then walks toward her. They both run to each other and embrace, while their children look on, smiling.

Rob brings his father's luggage into the apartment. Al and Peggy hold each other for a long time. Peggy smiles and looks at Rob. Rob looks at his parents, smiling. Millie and Al continue to hug each other.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Rob smiles.

Wheres Mom? asks Al. Rob points down the hallway.

Als daughter, Peggy, walks into the hallway, carrying a serving tray of food. Shes about to yell, Dad! but Al puts his hand over her mouth.

Who was that at the door, Peggy? calls Millie, fr]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 021: Where's Mom?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Rob smiles.

"Where's Mom?" asks Al. Rob points down the hallway.

Al's daughter, Peggy, walks into the hallway, carrying a serving tray of food. She's about to yell, "Dad!" but Al puts his hand over her mouth.

"Who was that at the door, Peggy?" calls Millie, from another room. Millie is setting a table for lunch. "Peggy! Rob! Who was - -" Her voice trails off as she realizes it's Al. She puts down the dishes on the table and turns toward the hallway.

Millie stands at the far end of the hallway. Al pauses, and then walks toward her. They both run to each other and embrace, while their children look on, smiling.

Rob brings his father's luggage into the apartment. Al and Peggy hold each other for a long time. Peggy smiles and looks at Rob. Rob looks at his parents, smiling. Millie and Al continue to hug each other.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/731/minute-021-wheres-mom.mp3" length="29536102" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rob smiles.

"Where's Mom?" asks Al. Rob points down the hallway.

Al's daughter, Peggy, walks into the hallway, carrying a serving tray of food. She's about to yell, "Dad!" but Al puts his hand over her mouth.

"Who was that at the door, Peggy?" calls Millie, from another room. Millie is setting a table for lunch. "Peggy! Rob! Who was - -" Her voice trails off as she realizes it's Al. She puts down the dishes on the table and turns toward the hallway.

Millie stands at the far end of the hallway. Al pauses, and then walks toward her. They both run to each other and embrace, while their children look on, smiling.

Rob brings his father's luggage into the apartment. Al and Peggy hold each other for a long time. Peggy smiles and looks at Rob. Rob looks at his parents, smiling. Millie and Al continue to hug each other.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46021.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 021: Where&#8217;s Mom?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>20:21</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Rob smiles.

"Where's Mom?" asks Al. Rob points down the hallway.

Al's daughter, Peggy, walks into the hallway, carrying a serving tray of food. She's about to yell, "Dad!" but Al puts his hand over her mouth.

"Who was that at the door, Peggy?" calls Millie, from another room. Millie is setting a table for lunch. "Peggy! Rob! Who was - -" Her voice trails off as she realizes it's Al. She puts down the dishes on the table and turns toward the hallway.

Millie stands at the far end of the hallway. Al pauses, and then walks toward her. They both run to each other and embrace, while their children look on, smiling.

Rob brings his father's luggage into the apartment. Al and Peggy hold each other for a long time. Peggy smiles and looks at Rob. Rob looks at his parents, smiling. Millie and Al continue to hug each other.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46021.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 020: A Four-Star General?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-020-a-four-star-general/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=561</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["You're MISTER Stephenson?" asks the doorman.

"SERGEANT Stephenson," corrects Al. He pauses. "What did you expect - - a four-star general?" He heads for the elevator.

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting," the doorman says to the phone.

"Fourth floor," says Al to the elevator operator.

"Yes, sir," says the elevator operator. Al sets his duffel bag down, reshuffles his luggage, and picks it all back up as the elevator arrives at the fourth floor.

Al stands in the hallway in front of Apartment D. The music to "Among My Souvenirs" begins to play. He walks to the door, then presses the doorbell.

"I'll get it, Peg," says Al's son, Rob, behind the door. Rob opens the door and is about to let out a yell, when Al silences him.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Youre MISTER Stephenson? asks the doorman.

SERGEANT Stephenson, corrects Al. He pauses. What did you expect - - a four-star general? He heads for the elevator.

Im sorry to have kept you waiting, the doorman says to the phone.

Fourth floor, says Al to ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 020: A Four-Star General?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["You're MISTER Stephenson?" asks the doorman.

"SERGEANT Stephenson," corrects Al. He pauses. "What did you expect - - a four-star general?" He heads for the elevator.

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting," the doorman says to the phone.

"Fourth floor," says Al to the elevator operator.

"Yes, sir," says the elevator operator. Al sets his duffel bag down, reshuffles his luggage, and picks it all back up as the elevator arrives at the fourth floor.

Al stands in the hallway in front of Apartment D. The music to "Among My Souvenirs" begins to play. He walks to the door, then presses the doorbell.

"I'll get it, Peg," says Al's son, Rob, behind the door. Rob opens the door and is about to let out a yell, when Al silences him.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/561/minute-020-a-four-star-general.mp3" length="21274879" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["You're MISTER Stephenson?" asks the doorman.

"SERGEANT Stephenson," corrects Al. He pauses. "What did you expect - - a four-star general?" He heads for the elevator.

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting," the doorman says to the phone.

"Fourth floor," says Al to the elevator operator.

"Yes, sir," says the elevator operator. Al sets his duffel bag down, reshuffles his luggage, and picks it all back up as the elevator arrives at the fourth floor.

Al stands in the hallway in front of Apartment D. The music to "Among My Souvenirs" begins to play. He walks to the door, then presses the doorbell.

"I'll get it, Peg," says Al's son, Rob, behind the door. Rob opens the door and is about to let out a yell, when Al silences him.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46020.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46020.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 020: A Four-Star General?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:56</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["You're MISTER Stephenson?" asks the doorman.

"SERGEANT Stephenson," corrects Al. He pauses. "What did you expect - - a four-star general?" He heads for the elevator.

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting," the doorman says to the phone.

"Fourth floor," says Al to the elevator operator.

"Yes, sir," says the elevator operator. Al sets his duffel bag down, reshuffles his luggage, and picks it all back up as the elevator arrives at the fourth floor.

Al stands in the hallway in front of Apartment D. The music to "Among My Souvenirs" begins to play. He walks to the door, then presses the doorbell.

"I'll get it, Peg," says Al's son, Rob, behind the door. Rob opens the door and is about to let out a yell, when Al silences him.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46020.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 019: Nothing as Dignified as That</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-019-nothing-as-dignified-as-that/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 00:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=559</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[The taxi pulls up in front of Al's luxurious apartment. Al unloads his kit from the front seat of the cab.

"Some barracks you've got here," says Fred, looking up at the building. "What are you&nbsp; - a retired bootlegger?"

"Nothing as dignified as that," says Al. "I'm a banker!" Al looks at the cabbie. "How much to I owe you?"

"Take your hand out of your pocket, Sergeant!" orders Fred. "You're outranked."

"Yes, sir, Captain, sir!" salutes Al.

"Good luck, chum," says Fred, closing the taxi door.

"Thanks," says Al.

In the cab, Fred watches Al's receding figure through the back window.

Al stares up at his apartment windows with a look of trepidation. He picks up his duffel and heads into the building.

In the lobby, the doorman is on the phone.

"Yes, I will," says the doorman to the phone. "Yes, sir." Al passes by the doorman to the elevator, where an attendant is waiting.

"One moment, please," says the doorman to Al. Al continues walking toward the elevator. "One moment, please!" repeats the doorman, standing up. "Just whom do you wish to see?"

"Mrs. Stephenson," says Al.

"Well, just a minute," says the doorman, reaching for the phone. "I'll have to announce you, first."

"Put that phone down!" says Al. "I'm her husband."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The taxi pulls up in front of Als luxurious apartment. Al unloads his kit from the front seat of the cab.

Some barracks youve got here, says Fred, looking up at the building. What are you&nbsp; - a retired bootlegger?

Nothing as dignified as that, says]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 019: Nothing as Dignified as That]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The taxi pulls up in front of Al's luxurious apartment. Al unloads his kit from the front seat of the cab.

"Some barracks you've got here," says Fred, looking up at the building. "What are you&nbsp; - a retired bootlegger?"

"Nothing as dignified as that," says Al. "I'm a banker!" Al looks at the cabbie. "How much to I owe you?"

"Take your hand out of your pocket, Sergeant!" orders Fred. "You're outranked."

"Yes, sir, Captain, sir!" salutes Al.

"Good luck, chum," says Fred, closing the taxi door.

"Thanks," says Al.

In the cab, Fred watches Al's receding figure through the back window.

Al stares up at his apartment windows with a look of trepidation. He picks up his duffel and heads into the building.

In the lobby, the doorman is on the phone.

"Yes, I will," says the doorman to the phone. "Yes, sir." Al passes by the doorman to the elevator, where an attendant is waiting.

"One moment, please," says the doorman to Al. Al continues walking toward the elevator. "One moment, please!" repeats the doorman, standing up. "Just whom do you wish to see?"

"Mrs. Stephenson," says Al.

"Well, just a minute," says the doorman, reaching for the phone. "I'll have to announce you, first."

"Put that phone down!" says Al. "I'm her husband."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/559/minute-019-nothing-as-dignified-as-that.mp3" length="20512583" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The taxi pulls up in front of Al's luxurious apartment. Al unloads his kit from the front seat of the cab.

"Some barracks you've got here," says Fred, looking up at the building. "What are you&nbsp; - a retired bootlegger?"

"Nothing as dignified as that," says Al. "I'm a banker!" Al looks at the cabbie. "How much to I owe you?"

"Take your hand out of your pocket, Sergeant!" orders Fred. "You're outranked."

"Yes, sir, Captain, sir!" salutes Al.

"Good luck, chum," says Fred, closing the taxi door.

"Thanks," says Al.

In the cab, Fred watches Al's receding figure through the back window.

Al stares up at his apartment windows with a look of trepidation. He picks up his duffel and heads into the building.

In the lobby, the doorman is on the phone.

"Yes, I will," says the doorman to the phone. "Yes, sir." Al passes by the doorman to the elevator, where an attendant is waiting.

"One moment, please," says the doorman to Al. Al continues walking toward the elevator. "One moment, please!" repeats the doorman, standing up. "Just whom do you wish to see?"

"Mrs. Stephenson," says Al.

"Well, just a minute," says the doorman, reaching for the phone. "I'll have to announce you, first."

"Put that phone down!" says Al. "I'm her husband."]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46019.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46019.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 019: Nothing as Dignified as That</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:08</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The taxi pulls up in front of Al's luxurious apartment. Al unloads his kit from the front seat of the cab.

"Some barracks you've got here," says Fred, looking up at the building. "What are you&nbsp; - a retired bootlegger?"

"Nothing as dignified as that," says Al. "I'm a banker!" Al looks at the cabbie. "How much to I owe you?"

"Take your hand out of your pocket, Sergeant!" orders Fred. "You're outranked."

"Yes, sir, Captain, sir!" salutes Al.

"Good luck, chum," says Fred, closing the taxi door.

"Thanks," says Al.

In the cab, Fred watches Al's receding figure through the back window.

Al stares up at his apartment windows with a look of trepidation. He picks up his duffel and heads into the building.

In the lobby, the doorman is on the phone.

"Yes, I will," says the doorman to the phone. "Yes, sir." Al passes by the doorman to the elevator, where an attendant is waiting.

"One moment, please," says the doorman to Al. Al continues walking toward the elevator. "One moment, plea]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46019.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 018: To Stroke Her Hair</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-018-to-stroke-her-hair/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2021 00:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=558</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[As Homer goes into the house, Mrs. Parrish crumples into the arms of Wilma.

Mr. Parrish holds the screen door open for Homer as he steps inside the house, smiling.

In the cab, Al and Fred ponder Homer's homecoming.

"You gotta hand it to the Navy," says Fred. "They sure trained that kid how to use those hooks.

"They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl," replies Al. "To stroke her hair."

"Is it the next turn up here?" asks the cabbie.

"Yeah, the next turn on the left," says Al. He nervously slaps his palm with his fist.&nbsp; "Hey, Fred - - why don't we drop you first?"

Fred smiles. "No, you're next," says Fred. "And we're not going back to Butch's for a&nbsp; drink, either."

"Feels as if I were going in to hit a beach," says Al.

The taxi makes a left turn, and pulls up in front of an impressive six-story apartment building.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[As Homer goes into the house, Mrs. Parrish crumples into the arms of Wilma.

Mr. Parrish holds the screen door open for Homer as he steps inside the house, smiling.

In the cab, Al and Fred ponder Homers homecoming.

You gotta hand it to the Navy, says F]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 018: To Stroke Her Hair]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[As Homer goes into the house, Mrs. Parrish crumples into the arms of Wilma.

Mr. Parrish holds the screen door open for Homer as he steps inside the house, smiling.

In the cab, Al and Fred ponder Homer's homecoming.

"You gotta hand it to the Navy," says Fred. "They sure trained that kid how to use those hooks.

"They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl," replies Al. "To stroke her hair."

"Is it the next turn up here?" asks the cabbie.

"Yeah, the next turn on the left," says Al. He nervously slaps his palm with his fist.&nbsp; "Hey, Fred - - why don't we drop you first?"

Fred smiles. "No, you're next," says Fred. "And we're not going back to Butch's for a&nbsp; drink, either."

"Feels as if I were going in to hit a beach," says Al.

The taxi makes a left turn, and pulls up in front of an impressive six-story apartment building.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/558/minute-018-to-stroke-her-hair.mp3" length="30980544" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[As Homer goes into the house, Mrs. Parrish crumples into the arms of Wilma.

Mr. Parrish holds the screen door open for Homer as he steps inside the house, smiling.

In the cab, Al and Fred ponder Homer's homecoming.

"You gotta hand it to the Navy," says Fred. "They sure trained that kid how to use those hooks.

"They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl," replies Al. "To stroke her hair."

"Is it the next turn up here?" asks the cabbie.

"Yeah, the next turn on the left," says Al. He nervously slaps his palm with his fist.&nbsp; "Hey, Fred - - why don't we drop you first?"

Fred smiles. "No, you're next," says Fred. "And we're not going back to Butch's for a&nbsp; drink, either."

"Feels as if I were going in to hit a beach," says Al.

The taxi makes a left turn, and pulls up in front of an impressive six-story apartment building.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46018.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46018.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 018: To Stroke Her Hair</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>32:02</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[As Homer goes into the house, Mrs. Parrish crumples into the arms of Wilma.

Mr. Parrish holds the screen door open for Homer as he steps inside the house, smiling.

In the cab, Al and Fred ponder Homer's homecoming.

"You gotta hand it to the Navy," says Fred. "They sure trained that kid how to use those hooks.

"They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl," replies Al. "To stroke her hair."

"Is it the next turn up here?" asks the cabbie.

"Yeah, the next turn on the left," says Al. He nervously slaps his palm with his fist.&nbsp; "Hey, Fred - - why don't we drop you first?"

Fred smiles. "No, you're next," says Fred. "And we're not going back to Butch's for a&nbsp; drink, either."

"Feels as if I were going in to hit a beach," says Al.

The taxi makes a left turn, and pulls up in front of an impressive six-story apartment building.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46018.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 017: So Glad to See You Home</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-017-so-glad-to-see-you-home/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 00:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=557</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Wilma smiles at Homer and walks steadily toward him. She throws her arms around his neck. Homer stands still, his arms at his sides.

Fred says, "Okay. Let's go." The cab pulls away from the curb.

Homer turns, and waves goodbye with his artificial arm. The Parrish family looks for the first time at Homer's metal hands.

Mr. Parrish reaches for the sea bag. "Well, ..." he begins.

"No, don't - I'll carry it," says Homer, now reaching with both metal hands. Mrs. Parrish tries to swallow a sob.

"What's the matter, Ma?" asks Homer.

"It's - it's nothing," Mrs. Parrish whispers, trying to smile while clutching her throat.

"It's just that your Ma is so glad to see you home," says Mr. Parrish.

"Yeah, I know," says Homer, smiling at her. Homer heads into the house.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Wilma smiles at Homer and walks steadily toward him. She throws her arms around his neck. Homer stands still, his arms at his sides.

Fred says, Okay. Lets go. The cab pulls away from the curb.

Homer turns, and waves goodbye with his artificial arm. The]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 017: So Glad to See You Home]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Wilma smiles at Homer and walks steadily toward him. She throws her arms around his neck. Homer stands still, his arms at his sides.

Fred says, "Okay. Let's go." The cab pulls away from the curb.

Homer turns, and waves goodbye with his artificial arm. The Parrish family looks for the first time at Homer's metal hands.

Mr. Parrish reaches for the sea bag. "Well, ..." he begins.

"No, don't - I'll carry it," says Homer, now reaching with both metal hands. Mrs. Parrish tries to swallow a sob.

"What's the matter, Ma?" asks Homer.

"It's - it's nothing," Mrs. Parrish whispers, trying to smile while clutching her throat.

"It's just that your Ma is so glad to see you home," says Mr. Parrish.

"Yeah, I know," says Homer, smiling at her. Homer heads into the house.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/557/minute-017-so-glad-to-see-you-home.mp3" length="19277836" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Wilma smiles at Homer and walks steadily toward him. She throws her arms around his neck. Homer stands still, his arms at his sides.

Fred says, "Okay. Let's go." The cab pulls away from the curb.

Homer turns, and waves goodbye with his artificial arm. The Parrish family looks for the first time at Homer's metal hands.

Mr. Parrish reaches for the sea bag. "Well, ..." he begins.

"No, don't - I'll carry it," says Homer, now reaching with both metal hands. Mrs. Parrish tries to swallow a sob.

"What's the matter, Ma?" asks Homer.

"It's - it's nothing," Mrs. Parrish whispers, trying to smile while clutching her throat.

"It's just that your Ma is so glad to see you home," says Mr. Parrish.

"Yeah, I know," says Homer, smiling at her. Homer heads into the house.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46017.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 017: So Glad to See You Home</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:51</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Wilma smiles at Homer and walks steadily toward him. She throws her arms around his neck. Homer stands still, his arms at his sides.

Fred says, "Okay. Let's go." The cab pulls away from the curb.

Homer turns, and waves goodbye with his artificial arm. The Parrish family looks for the first time at Homer's metal hands.

Mr. Parrish reaches for the sea bag. "Well, ..." he begins.

"No, don't - I'll carry it," says Homer, now reaching with both metal hands. Mrs. Parrish tries to swallow a sob.

"What's the matter, Ma?" asks Homer.

"It's - it's nothing," Mrs. Parrish whispers, trying to smile while clutching her throat.

"It's just that your Ma is so glad to see you home," says Mr. Parrish.

"Yeah, I know," says Homer, smiling at her. Homer heads into the house.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46017.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 016: Homer&#8217;s Here!</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-016-homers-here/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=556</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Homer looks at the other two men, and resigns himself to the fact that they're not going back to Butch's place.

Al opens the taxi door.

"Well, so long," says Homer. Fred and Al return the farewell.

Homer grabs his sea bag and heads toward the Parrish house.

"Where next?" asks the cabbie.

"Just a minute, bud," says Fred.

Through the screen porch door, Luella Parrish spies her brother. She wheels around and yells "It's Homer! Mama, Mama, Daddy! It's Homer! Homer's here!"

Luella runs to the next door neighbor's house, "Wilma! Wilma! Homer's here! Wilma, come on over!" She runs back to Homer and leaps into his arms.

Al and Fred smile, seeing the happy sight of the homecoming.

Homer's parents appear on the porch, then run to hug Homer.

Next door, Wilma appears on her porch. She smiles broadly.

"There's Wilma!" says Luella. Wilma pauses at the hedge row between the houses.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer looks at the other two men, and resigns himself to the fact that theyre not going back to Butchs place.

Al opens the taxi door.

Well, so long, says Homer. Fred and Al return the farewell.

Homer grabs his sea bag and heads toward the Parrish hous]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 016: Homer's Here!]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Homer looks at the other two men, and resigns himself to the fact that they're not going back to Butch's place.

Al opens the taxi door.

"Well, so long," says Homer. Fred and Al return the farewell.

Homer grabs his sea bag and heads toward the Parrish house.

"Where next?" asks the cabbie.

"Just a minute, bud," says Fred.

Through the screen porch door, Luella Parrish spies her brother. She wheels around and yells "It's Homer! Mama, Mama, Daddy! It's Homer! Homer's here!"

Luella runs to the next door neighbor's house, "Wilma! Wilma! Homer's here! Wilma, come on over!" She runs back to Homer and leaps into his arms.

Al and Fred smile, seeing the happy sight of the homecoming.

Homer's parents appear on the porch, then run to hug Homer.

Next door, Wilma appears on her porch. She smiles broadly.

"There's Wilma!" says Luella. Wilma pauses at the hedge row between the houses.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/556/minute-016-homers-here.mp3" length="18235352" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer looks at the other two men, and resigns himself to the fact that they're not going back to Butch's place.

Al opens the taxi door.

"Well, so long," says Homer. Fred and Al return the farewell.

Homer grabs his sea bag and heads toward the Parrish house.

"Where next?" asks the cabbie.

"Just a minute, bud," says Fred.

Through the screen porch door, Luella Parrish spies her brother. She wheels around and yells "It's Homer! Mama, Mama, Daddy! It's Homer! Homer's here!"

Luella runs to the next door neighbor's house, "Wilma! Wilma! Homer's here! Wilma, come on over!" She runs back to Homer and leaps into his arms.

Al and Fred smile, seeing the happy sight of the homecoming.

Homer's parents appear on the porch, then run to hug Homer.

Next door, Wilma appears on her porch. She smiles broadly.

"There's Wilma!" says Luella. Wilma pauses at the hedge row between the houses.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46016.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 016: Homer&#8217;s Here!</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>18:46</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer looks at the other two men, and resigns himself to the fact that they're not going back to Butch's place.

Al opens the taxi door.

"Well, so long," says Homer. Fred and Al return the farewell.

Homer grabs his sea bag and heads toward the Parrish house.

"Where next?" asks the cabbie.

"Just a minute, bud," says Fred.

Through the screen porch door, Luella Parrish spies her brother. She wheels around and yells "It's Homer! Mama, Mama, Daddy! It's Homer! Homer's here!"

Luella runs to the next door neighbor's house, "Wilma! Wilma! Homer's here! Wilma, come on over!" She runs back to Homer and leaps into his arms.

Al and Fred smile, seeing the happy sight of the homecoming.

Homer's parents appear on the porch, then run to hug Homer.

Next door, Wilma appears on her porch. She smiles broadly.

"There's Wilma!" says Luella. Wilma pauses at the hedge row between the houses.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46016.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 015: There&#8217;s Butch&#8217;s Place</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-015-theres-butchs-place/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2021 00:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=555</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[The cab passes by a classic American diner with a sign that says "Charley's Diner - 20 Years in this Spot - STEAKS - 'There's a Reason' - Free Parking" and GOOD FOOD written on the side of the storefront.

Next, a shoeshine stand with two attendants stands at the entrance to the 617 Auto Park parking lot ("10 cents for one hour, or 25 cents all day") and a large billboard advertising "Rainier Aged Beer and Ale".

"Hey, there's Butch's Place!" says Homer.

"Butch's?" asks Al.

"Who's that?" says Fred.

"Gosh, Butch has got himself a neon sign," says Homer. "Have you ever been to Butch's Place?"

"No," says Fred.

"Well, Butch Engel, who runs it - he's my uncle. Swell guy, but the family don't think he's respectable because he sells liquor!" The three men laugh.

"That's the best joint in town," says Homer.

"We'll have to get together sometime," says Fred.

"Swell!" agrees Al. The cab turns into a tree-lined avenue.

"This is my street," Homer says, quietly.

"Fifteen Seventeen," says the cabbie, reading off addresses.

"It's the fourth house from here," says Homer to the cabbie. "I wonder if Wilma's home?" He stares into the distance.

The cab stops in front of the Parrish house. Homer pauses, and turns to the other two men.

"Say, how about the three of us going back to Butch's Place?" says Homer, a little too cheerfully. "We'll have a couple of drinks, and then we can go home!"

Al looks at Homer. "You're home now, kid," says Al.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The cab passes by a classic American diner with a sign that says Charleys Diner - 20 Years in this Spot - STEAKS - Theres a Reason - Free Parking and GOOD FOOD written on the side of the storefront.

Next, a shoeshine stand with two attendants stands at ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 015: There's Butch's Place]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The cab passes by a classic American diner with a sign that says "Charley's Diner - 20 Years in this Spot - STEAKS - 'There's a Reason' - Free Parking" and GOOD FOOD written on the side of the storefront.

Next, a shoeshine stand with two attendants stands at the entrance to the 617 Auto Park parking lot ("10 cents for one hour, or 25 cents all day") and a large billboard advertising "Rainier Aged Beer and Ale".

"Hey, there's Butch's Place!" says Homer.

"Butch's?" asks Al.

"Who's that?" says Fred.

"Gosh, Butch has got himself a neon sign," says Homer. "Have you ever been to Butch's Place?"

"No," says Fred.

"Well, Butch Engel, who runs it - he's my uncle. Swell guy, but the family don't think he's respectable because he sells liquor!" The three men laugh.

"That's the best joint in town," says Homer.

"We'll have to get together sometime," says Fred.

"Swell!" agrees Al. The cab turns into a tree-lined avenue.

"This is my street," Homer says, quietly.

"Fifteen Seventeen," says the cabbie, reading off addresses.

"It's the fourth house from here," says Homer to the cabbie. "I wonder if Wilma's home?" He stares into the distance.

The cab stops in front of the Parrish house. Homer pauses, and turns to the other two men.

"Say, how about the three of us going back to Butch's Place?" says Homer, a little too cheerfully. "We'll have a couple of drinks, and then we can go home!"

Al looks at Homer. "You're home now, kid," says Al.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/555/minute-015-theres-butchs-place.mp3" length="21881197" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The cab passes by a classic American diner with a sign that says "Charley's Diner - 20 Years in this Spot - STEAKS - 'There's a Reason' - Free Parking" and GOOD FOOD written on the side of the storefront.

Next, a shoeshine stand with two attendants stands at the entrance to the 617 Auto Park parking lot ("10 cents for one hour, or 25 cents all day") and a large billboard advertising "Rainier Aged Beer and Ale".

"Hey, there's Butch's Place!" says Homer.

"Butch's?" asks Al.

"Who's that?" says Fred.

"Gosh, Butch has got himself a neon sign," says Homer. "Have you ever been to Butch's Place?"

"No," says Fred.

"Well, Butch Engel, who runs it - he's my uncle. Swell guy, but the family don't think he's respectable because he sells liquor!" The three men laugh.

"That's the best joint in town," says Homer.

"We'll have to get together sometime," says Fred.

"Swell!" agrees Al. The cab turns into a tree-lined avenue.

"This is my street," Homer says, quietly.

"Fifteen Seventeen," says the cabbie, reading off addresses.

"It's the fourth house from here," says Homer to the cabbie. "I wonder if Wilma's home?" He stares into the distance.

The cab stops in front of the Parrish house. Homer pauses, and turns to the other two men.

"Say, how about the three of us going back to Butch's Place?" says Homer, a little too cheerfully. "We'll have a couple of drinks, and then we can go home!"

Al looks at Homer. "You're home now, kid," says Al.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46015.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 015: There&#8217;s Butch&#8217;s Place</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>22:34</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The cab passes by a classic American diner with a sign that says "Charley's Diner - 20 Years in this Spot - STEAKS - 'There's a Reason' - Free Parking" and GOOD FOOD written on the side of the storefront.

Next, a shoeshine stand with two attendants stands at the entrance to the 617 Auto Park parking lot ("10 cents for one hour, or 25 cents all day") and a large billboard advertising "Rainier Aged Beer and Ale".

"Hey, there's Butch's Place!" says Homer.

"Butch's?" asks Al.

"Who's that?" says Fred.

"Gosh, Butch has got himself a neon sign," says Homer. "Have you ever been to Butch's Place?"

"No," says Fred.

"Well, Butch Engel, who runs it - he's my uncle. Swell guy, but the family don't think he's respectable because he sells liquor!" The three men laugh.

"That's the best joint in town," says Homer.

"We'll have to get together sometime," says Fred.

"Swell!" agrees Al. The cab turns into a tree-lined avenue.

"This is my street," Homer says, quietly.

"Fifteen Seventeen," says ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46015.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 014: From the Factory to the Scrapheap</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-014-from-the-factory-to-the-scrapheap/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 00:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=552</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Al, Fred, and Homer look down on a field of military aircraft.

"Some of them look brand-new," says Fred. "From the factory to the scrap heap. That's all they're good for, now." Fred looks around. "Hey, we gotta get out of the nose while he sets her down." The three men grab their belongings and move aft.

Later, they share a cab through Boone City, looking at the many sights of civilian life.

"Hey, look," says Homer. "There's the ball park!" Out the window, they pass a stadium and a sign that says "Baseball -&nbsp; Boone City Beavers."

"Say, how are the Beavers doing this season?" asks Homer.

"Ahh - they're in sixth place," grumbles the cab driver. The men shake their heads.

"Still in second division!" laughs Fred.

Two high school boys pass by the cab driving a Model A jalopy. The men smile.

Boone City residents wait for a bus while sitting on a sidewalk bench.

The cab drives past a corner food stand with "SETTLE FOR A HOT DOG?" written above the order window. Tamales are 20 cents. A man takes a Coke out of a cooler. They pass the familiar red and gold F.W. Woolworth Co.&nbsp; 5-10 sign.&nbsp; An Arden Milk truck is parked in front of the store.

A woman pushes a baby stroller while an enthusiastic toddler looks at store windows.

The cab drives past Engine Company Number 13, where an old Ford fire truck stands ready.

The cab drives past a used car lot, full of camping trailers.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Al, Fred, and Homer look down on a field of military aircraft.

Some of them look brand-new, says Fred. From the factory to the scrap heap. Thats all theyre good for, now. Fred looks around. Hey, we gotta get out of the nose while he sets her down. The t]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 014: From the Factory to the Scrapheap]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Al, Fred, and Homer look down on a field of military aircraft.

"Some of them look brand-new," says Fred. "From the factory to the scrap heap. That's all they're good for, now." Fred looks around. "Hey, we gotta get out of the nose while he sets her down." The three men grab their belongings and move aft.

Later, they share a cab through Boone City, looking at the many sights of civilian life.

"Hey, look," says Homer. "There's the ball park!" Out the window, they pass a stadium and a sign that says "Baseball -&nbsp; Boone City Beavers."

"Say, how are the Beavers doing this season?" asks Homer.

"Ahh - they're in sixth place," grumbles the cab driver. The men shake their heads.

"Still in second division!" laughs Fred.

Two high school boys pass by the cab driving a Model A jalopy. The men smile.

Boone City residents wait for a bus while sitting on a sidewalk bench.

The cab drives past a corner food stand with "SETTLE FOR A HOT DOG?" written above the order window. Tamales are 20 cents. A man takes a Coke out of a cooler. They pass the familiar red and gold F.W. Woolworth Co.&nbsp; 5-10 sign.&nbsp; An Arden Milk truck is parked in front of the store.

A woman pushes a baby stroller while an enthusiastic toddler looks at store windows.

The cab drives past Engine Company Number 13, where an old Ford fire truck stands ready.

The cab drives past a used car lot, full of camping trailers.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/552/minute-014-from-the-factory-to-the-scrapheap.mp3" length="27016552" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Al, Fred, and Homer look down on a field of military aircraft.

"Some of them look brand-new," says Fred. "From the factory to the scrap heap. That's all they're good for, now." Fred looks around. "Hey, we gotta get out of the nose while he sets her down." The three men grab their belongings and move aft.

Later, they share a cab through Boone City, looking at the many sights of civilian life.

"Hey, look," says Homer. "There's the ball park!" Out the window, they pass a stadium and a sign that says "Baseball -&nbsp; Boone City Beavers."

"Say, how are the Beavers doing this season?" asks Homer.

"Ahh - they're in sixth place," grumbles the cab driver. The men shake their heads.

"Still in second division!" laughs Fred.

Two high school boys pass by the cab driving a Model A jalopy. The men smile.

Boone City residents wait for a bus while sitting on a sidewalk bench.

The cab drives past a corner food stand with "SETTLE FOR A HOT DOG?" written above the order window. Tamales are 20 cents. A man takes a Coke out of a cooler. They pass the familiar red and gold F.W. Woolworth Co.&nbsp; 5-10 sign.&nbsp; An Arden Milk truck is parked in front of the store.

A woman pushes a baby stroller while an enthusiastic toddler looks at store windows.

The cab drives past Engine Company Number 13, where an old Ford fire truck stands ready.

The cab drives past a used car lot, full of camping trailers.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46013.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 014: From the Factory to the Scrapheap</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>27:55</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Al, Fred, and Homer look down on a field of military aircraft.

"Some of them look brand-new," says Fred. "From the factory to the scrap heap. That's all they're good for, now." Fred looks around. "Hey, we gotta get out of the nose while he sets her down." The three men grab their belongings and move aft.

Later, they share a cab through Boone City, looking at the many sights of civilian life.

"Hey, look," says Homer. "There's the ball park!" Out the window, they pass a stadium and a sign that says "Baseball -&nbsp; Boone City Beavers."

"Say, how are the Beavers doing this season?" asks Homer.

"Ahh - they're in sixth place," grumbles the cab driver. The men shake their heads.

"Still in second division!" laughs Fred.

Two high school boys pass by the cab driving a Model A jalopy. The men smile.

Boone City residents wait for a bus while sitting on a sidewalk bench.

The cab drives past a corner food stand with "SETTLE FOR A HOT DOG?" written above the order window. Tamales are 20 c]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46013.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 013: Just as if Nothing Happened</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-013-just-as-if-nothing-happened/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 00:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=554</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[The B-17 arrives over Boone City.

"Boy, the home town hasn't changed very much, has it?" asks Fred.

"No," says Al.

"There's the golf course!" says Fred. "People playing golf - - just as if nothing had ever happened."

"Hey, there's Jackson High football field!" says Homer. "Boy, I sure would like to have a dollar for every forward pass I threw down there." Al looks at Homer, then at Fred, who returns the look.

"Good old Jackson High," says Homer. He looks to the right side of the plane. "Hey, that must be the new airport!"

"Yeah, we're turning into it now," says Fred, looking over Homer's shoulder.

"Holy smokes!" says Al. Fred whistles.

The B-17 turns above an airfield that's filled with assorted bombers and fighter planes, stretching to the horizon.

"I never knew there were so many planes," says Homer.

"And they're junking them," says Fred.

"No," says Al.

"What?" says Homer.

"Boy, oh boy," says Fred, looking at the aircraft armada below. "What we could have done with those in '43..."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The B-17 arrives over Boone City.

Boy, the home town hasnt changed very much, has it? asks Fred.

No, says Al.

Theres the golf course! says Fred. People playing golf - - just as if nothing had ever happened.

Hey, theres Jackson High football field! sa]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 013: Just as if Nothing Happened]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The B-17 arrives over Boone City.

"Boy, the home town hasn't changed very much, has it?" asks Fred.

"No," says Al.

"There's the golf course!" says Fred. "People playing golf - - just as if nothing had ever happened."

"Hey, there's Jackson High football field!" says Homer. "Boy, I sure would like to have a dollar for every forward pass I threw down there." Al looks at Homer, then at Fred, who returns the look.

"Good old Jackson High," says Homer. He looks to the right side of the plane. "Hey, that must be the new airport!"

"Yeah, we're turning into it now," says Fred, looking over Homer's shoulder.

"Holy smokes!" says Al. Fred whistles.

The B-17 turns above an airfield that's filled with assorted bombers and fighter planes, stretching to the horizon.

"I never knew there were so many planes," says Homer.

"And they're junking them," says Fred.

"No," says Al.

"What?" says Homer.

"Boy, oh boy," says Fred, looking at the aircraft armada below. "What we could have done with those in '43..."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/554/minute-013-just-as-if-nothing-happened.mp3" length="28255042" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The B-17 arrives over Boone City.

"Boy, the home town hasn't changed very much, has it?" asks Fred.

"No," says Al.

"There's the golf course!" says Fred. "People playing golf - - just as if nothing had ever happened."

"Hey, there's Jackson High football field!" says Homer. "Boy, I sure would like to have a dollar for every forward pass I threw down there." Al looks at Homer, then at Fred, who returns the look.

"Good old Jackson High," says Homer. He looks to the right side of the plane. "Hey, that must be the new airport!"

"Yeah, we're turning into it now," says Fred, looking over Homer's shoulder.

"Holy smokes!" says Al. Fred whistles.

The B-17 turns above an airfield that's filled with assorted bombers and fighter planes, stretching to the horizon.

"I never knew there were so many planes," says Homer.

"And they're junking them," says Fred.

"No," says Al.

"What?" says Homer.

"Boy, oh boy," says Fred, looking at the aircraft armada below. "What we could have done with those in '43..."]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46013.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 013: Just as if Nothing Happened</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>29:12</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The B-17 arrives over Boone City.

"Boy, the home town hasn't changed very much, has it?" asks Fred.

"No," says Al.

"There's the golf course!" says Fred. "People playing golf - - just as if nothing had ever happened."

"Hey, there's Jackson High football field!" says Homer. "Boy, I sure would like to have a dollar for every forward pass I threw down there." Al looks at Homer, then at Fred, who returns the look.

"Good old Jackson High," says Homer. He looks to the right side of the plane. "Hey, that must be the new airport!"

"Yeah, we're turning into it now," says Fred, looking over Homer's shoulder.

"Holy smokes!" says Al. Fred whistles.

The B-17 turns above an airfield that's filled with assorted bombers and fighter planes, stretching to the horizon.

"I never knew there were so many planes," says Homer.

"And they're junking them," says Fred.

"No," says Al.

"What?" says Homer.

"Boy, oh boy," says Fred, looking at the aircraft armada below. "What we could have done with thos]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/r46013.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 012: I Hope Wilma is a Swell Girl</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-012-i-hope-wilma-is-a-swell-girl/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2021 00:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=553</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["- with that girl of his," continues Fred.

"Wilma," says Al. "I hope Wilma is 'a swell girl.'"

The B-17 continues its flight. Dawn breaks in the clouds.

Homer wakes, lifts his head, and sees a sleeping Al Stephenson. Homer looks out the forward window at the approaching sunrise. He ponders his future, silently.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[- with that girl of his, continues Fred.

Wilma, says Al. I hope Wilma is a swell girl.

The B-17 continues its flight. Dawn breaks in the clouds.

Homer wakes, lifts his head, and sees a sleeping Al Stephenson. Homer looks out the forward window at the ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 012: I Hope Wilma is a Swell Girl]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["- with that girl of his," continues Fred.

"Wilma," says Al. "I hope Wilma is 'a swell girl.'"

The B-17 continues its flight. Dawn breaks in the clouds.

Homer wakes, lifts his head, and sees a sleeping Al Stephenson. Homer looks out the forward window at the approaching sunrise. He ponders his future, silently.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/553/minute-012-i-hope-wilma-is-a-swell-girl.mp3" length="21264424" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["- with that girl of his," continues Fred.

"Wilma," says Al. "I hope Wilma is 'a swell girl.'"

The B-17 continues its flight. Dawn breaks in the clouds.

Homer wakes, lifts his head, and sees a sleeping Al Stephenson. Homer looks out the forward window at the approaching sunrise. He ponders his future, silently.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46012.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 012: I Hope Wilma is a Swell Girl</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:55</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["- with that girl of his," continues Fred.

"Wilma," says Al. "I hope Wilma is 'a swell girl.'"

The B-17 continues its flight. Dawn breaks in the clouds.

Homer wakes, lifts his head, and sees a sleeping Al Stephenson. Homer looks out the forward window at the approaching sunrise. He ponders his future, silently.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46012.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 011: Twenty Years?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-011-twenty-years/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 00:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=546</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["The thing that scares me the most is that everyone's going to try and 'rehabilitate' me," says Al.

"All I want's a good job," says Fred, "a mild future, and a little house just big enough for me and my wife. Give me that much, and I'm 'rehabilitated' like <em>that.</em>" Fred snaps his fingers.

"I'd say that's not too much to ask," says Al.

"You married, Al?" asks Fred.

"Yup," says Al.

"How long?" asks Fred.

"Twenty years," says Al.

"Twenty years?" replies Fred, incredulous. Fred looks down at his Overseas Service bars. His uniform shows that he's been in service for two and a half years. "Holy smoke!" laughs Fred. "We didn't even have twenty days before I went over. I married a girl I met when I was in training in Texas."

"Well, now you and your wife will have a chance to get acquainted, hm?" says Al.

"Yeah," agrees Fred. He looks down at the sleeping sailor. "I wonder how Homer will make out?"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The thing that scares me the most is that everyones going to try and rehabilitate me, says Al.

All I wants a good job, says Fred, a mild future, and a little house just big enough for me and my wife. Give me that much, and Im rehabilitated like that. Fr]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 011: Twenty Years?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["The thing that scares me the most is that everyone's going to try and 'rehabilitate' me," says Al.

"All I want's a good job," says Fred, "a mild future, and a little house just big enough for me and my wife. Give me that much, and I'm 'rehabilitated' like <em>that.</em>" Fred snaps his fingers.

"I'd say that's not too much to ask," says Al.

"You married, Al?" asks Fred.

"Yup," says Al.

"How long?" asks Fred.

"Twenty years," says Al.

"Twenty years?" replies Fred, incredulous. Fred looks down at his Overseas Service bars. His uniform shows that he's been in service for two and a half years. "Holy smoke!" laughs Fred. "We didn't even have twenty days before I went over. I married a girl I met when I was in training in Texas."

"Well, now you and your wife will have a chance to get acquainted, hm?" says Al.

"Yeah," agrees Fred. He looks down at the sleeping sailor. "I wonder how Homer will make out?"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/546/minute-011-twenty-years.mp3" length="22344037" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["The thing that scares me the most is that everyone's going to try and 'rehabilitate' me," says Al.

"All I want's a good job," says Fred, "a mild future, and a little house just big enough for me and my wife. Give me that much, and I'm 'rehabilitated' like that." Fred snaps his fingers.

"I'd say that's not too much to ask," says Al.

"You married, Al?" asks Fred.

"Yup," says Al.

"How long?" asks Fred.

"Twenty years," says Al.

"Twenty years?" replies Fred, incredulous. Fred looks down at his Overseas Service bars. His uniform shows that he's been in service for two and a half years. "Holy smoke!" laughs Fred. "We didn't even have twenty days before I went over. I married a girl I met when I was in training in Texas."

"Well, now you and your wife will have a chance to get acquainted, hm?" says Al.

"Yeah," agrees Fred. He looks down at the sleeping sailor. "I wonder how Homer will make out?"]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46011.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46011.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 011: Twenty Years?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:03</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["The thing that scares me the most is that everyone's going to try and 'rehabilitate' me," says Al.

"All I want's a good job," says Fred, "a mild future, and a little house just big enough for me and my wife. Give me that much, and I'm 'rehabilitated' like that." Fred snaps his fingers.

"I'd say that's not too much to ask," says Al.

"You married, Al?" asks Fred.

"Yup," says Al.

"How long?" asks Fred.

"Twenty years," says Al.

"Twenty years?" replies Fred, incredulous. Fred looks down at his Overseas Service bars. His uniform shows that he's been in service for two and a half years. "Holy smoke!" laughs Fred. "We didn't even have twenty days before I went over. I married a girl I met when I was in training in Texas."

"Well, now you and your wife will have a chance to get acquainted, hm?" says Al.

"Yeah," agrees Fred. He looks down at the sleeping sailor. "I wonder how Homer will make out?"]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46011.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 010: Nervous out of the Service</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-010-nervous-out-of-the-service/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2021 00:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=551</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Homer shakes off the blues, and turns to the other men. "Say!" says Homer. "Wait 'til I get home and tell the folks about this trip. I'm the first one in my family that ever rode in an aeroplane."

The plane flies on. Night falls over America. City lights are visible below.

Clouds appear, illuminated by moonlight.

Homer is asleep.

"Hey, Al, " says Fred.

"Yeah," says Al.

"Remember what it felt like, when you went overseas?" asks Fred.

"As well as I remember my own name," replies Al.

"I feel the same way now," says Fred, "only more so."

"I know what you mean," says Al.

"Just 'nervous out of the service,' I guess," says Fred.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer shakes off the blues, and turns to the other men. Say! says Homer. Wait til I get home and tell the folks about this trip. Im the first one in my family that ever rode in an aeroplane.

The plane flies on. Night falls over America. City lights are ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 010: Nervous out of the Service]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Homer shakes off the blues, and turns to the other men. "Say!" says Homer. "Wait 'til I get home and tell the folks about this trip. I'm the first one in my family that ever rode in an aeroplane."

The plane flies on. Night falls over America. City lights are visible below.

Clouds appear, illuminated by moonlight.

Homer is asleep.

"Hey, Al, " says Fred.

"Yeah," says Al.

"Remember what it felt like, when you went overseas?" asks Fred.

"As well as I remember my own name," replies Al.

"I feel the same way now," says Fred, "only more so."

"I know what you mean," says Al.

"Just 'nervous out of the service,' I guess," says Fred.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/551/minute-010-nervous-out-of-the-service.mp3" length="52794586" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer shakes off the blues, and turns to the other men. "Say!" says Homer. "Wait 'til I get home and tell the folks about this trip. I'm the first one in my family that ever rode in an aeroplane."

The plane flies on. Night falls over America. City lights are visible below.

Clouds appear, illuminated by moonlight.

Homer is asleep.

"Hey, Al, " says Fred.

"Yeah," says Al.

"Remember what it felt like, when you went overseas?" asks Fred.

"As well as I remember my own name," replies Al.

"I feel the same way now," says Fred, "only more so."

"I know what you mean," says Al.

"Just 'nervous out of the service,' I guess," says Fred.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46010.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 010: Nervous out of the Service</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>54:46</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer shakes off the blues, and turns to the other men. "Say!" says Homer. "Wait 'til I get home and tell the folks about this trip. I'm the first one in my family that ever rode in an aeroplane."

The plane flies on. Night falls over America. City lights are visible below.

Clouds appear, illuminated by moonlight.

Homer is asleep.

"Hey, Al, " says Fred.

"Yeah," says Al.

"Remember what it felt like, when you went overseas?" asks Fred.

"As well as I remember my own name," replies Al.

"I feel the same way now," says Fred, "only more so."

"I know what you mean," says Al.

"Just 'nervous out of the service,' I guess," says Fred.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46010.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 009: Wait and See</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-009-wait-and-see/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 00:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=550</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["After that, I had it easy," says Homer, talking about his post-operative recovery.

"Easy?" asks Al.

"That's what I said," answers Homer. "They took care of me, fine. They trained me to use these things. Why, I can dial telephones, I can drive a car -- I can even put nickels in the jukebox! I'm alright.&nbsp; But - - " Homer takes a long drag on his cigarette.

"But what, sailor?" says Fred.

"Well," says Homer, "well, you see - - I've got a girl."

"She knows what happened to you, doesn't she?" asks Fred.

"Sure, they all know," says Homer. "They don't know what these things look like." He takes another drag on the cigarette.

"What's your girl's name, Homer?" asks Al.

"Wilma," says Homer. "She and I went to high school together."

"I'll bet Wilma's a swell girl," says Al.

"She is," says Homer, looking out the window.

"Then, it'll be alright, sailor," says Fred. "You wait and see."

"Yeah," says Homer. "Wait and see. Wilma's only a kid. She's never seen anything like these hooks."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[After that, I had it easy, says Homer, talking about his post-operative recovery.

Easy? asks Al.

Thats what I said, answers Homer. They took care of me, fine. They trained me to use these things. Why, I can dial telephones, I can drive a car -- I can e]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 009: Wait and See]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["After that, I had it easy," says Homer, talking about his post-operative recovery.

"Easy?" asks Al.

"That's what I said," answers Homer. "They took care of me, fine. They trained me to use these things. Why, I can dial telephones, I can drive a car -- I can even put nickels in the jukebox! I'm alright.&nbsp; But - - " Homer takes a long drag on his cigarette.

"But what, sailor?" says Fred.

"Well," says Homer, "well, you see - - I've got a girl."

"She knows what happened to you, doesn't she?" asks Fred.

"Sure, they all know," says Homer. "They don't know what these things look like." He takes another drag on the cigarette.

"What's your girl's name, Homer?" asks Al.

"Wilma," says Homer. "She and I went to high school together."

"I'll bet Wilma's a swell girl," says Al.

"She is," says Homer, looking out the window.

"Then, it'll be alright, sailor," says Fred. "You wait and see."

"Yeah," says Homer. "Wait and see. Wilma's only a kid. She's never seen anything like these hooks."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/550/minute-009-wait-and-see.mp3" length="53365032" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["After that, I had it easy," says Homer, talking about his post-operative recovery.

"Easy?" asks Al.

"That's what I said," answers Homer. "They took care of me, fine. They trained me to use these things. Why, I can dial telephones, I can drive a car -- I can even put nickels in the jukebox! I'm alright.&nbsp; But - - " Homer takes a long drag on his cigarette.

"But what, sailor?" says Fred.

"Well," says Homer, "well, you see - - I've got a girl."

"She knows what happened to you, doesn't she?" asks Fred.

"Sure, they all know," says Homer. "They don't know what these things look like." He takes another drag on the cigarette.

"What's your girl's name, Homer?" asks Al.

"Wilma," says Homer. "She and I went to high school together."

"I'll bet Wilma's a swell girl," says Al.

"She is," says Homer, looking out the window.

"Then, it'll be alright, sailor," says Fred. "You wait and see."

"Yeah," says Homer. "Wait and see. Wilma's only a kid. She's never seen anything like these hooks."]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46009.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46009.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 009: Wait and See</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>36:54</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["After that, I had it easy," says Homer, talking about his post-operative recovery.

"Easy?" asks Al.

"That's what I said," answers Homer. "They took care of me, fine. They trained me to use these things. Why, I can dial telephones, I can drive a car -- I can even put nickels in the jukebox! I'm alright.&nbsp; But - - " Homer takes a long drag on his cigarette.

"But what, sailor?" says Fred.

"Well," says Homer, "well, you see - - I've got a girl."

"She knows what happened to you, doesn't she?" asks Fred.

"Sure, they all know," says Homer. "They don't know what these things look like." He takes another drag on the cigarette.

"What's your girl's name, Homer?" asks Al.

"Wilma," says Homer. "She and I went to high school together."

"I'll bet Wilma's a swell girl," says Al.

"She is," says Homer, looking out the window.

"Then, it'll be alright, sailor," says Fred. "You wait and see."

"Yeah," says Homer. "Wait and see. Wilma's only a kid. She's never seen anything like these hooks]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46009.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 008: Anybody Superstitious?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-008-anybody-superstitious/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2021 00:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=548</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Homer lights a match, then lights Fred's cigarette. "Thanks," says Fred.

Next, Homer lights Al's cigarette. "Thank you," says Al.

"Anybody superstitious?" asks Homer, referring to the "Three on a Match" trope of bad luck.

"No, no!" says Al.

"No, go ahead!" says Fred.

"Well, I am!" says Homer snuffing out the match. The men laugh. Homer lights another match instead to light his cigarette. He takes a puff. "Boy," says Homer, "you oughta see me open a bottle of beer!" Everyone laughs.

"Well, then you've got nothing to worry about," says Al.

"Guess you saw a lot of action," says Fred.

"No, I didn't see much of the war," says Homer. "I mean the way you fellas did." Al and Fred look at him.

"You trying to kid The Army?" asks Al.

"No, I was stationed in the repair shop, below deck," says Homer. "Oh, I was in plenty of battles, but never saw a Jap, or heard a shell coming at me. When we were sunk, all I know is there was a lot of fire, explosions, and I was ordered topsides - - and overboard. And I was burned. When I came to, I was on a cruiser. My hands were off."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer lights a match, then lights Freds cigarette. Thanks, says Fred.

Next, Homer lights Als cigarette. Thank you, says Al.

Anybody superstitious? asks Homer, referring to the Three on a Match trope of bad luck.

No, no! says Al.

No, go ahead! says Fr]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 008: Anybody Superstitious?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Homer lights a match, then lights Fred's cigarette. "Thanks," says Fred.

Next, Homer lights Al's cigarette. "Thank you," says Al.

"Anybody superstitious?" asks Homer, referring to the "Three on a Match" trope of bad luck.

"No, no!" says Al.

"No, go ahead!" says Fred.

"Well, I am!" says Homer snuffing out the match. The men laugh. Homer lights another match instead to light his cigarette. He takes a puff. "Boy," says Homer, "you oughta see me open a bottle of beer!" Everyone laughs.

"Well, then you've got nothing to worry about," says Al.

"Guess you saw a lot of action," says Fred.

"No, I didn't see much of the war," says Homer. "I mean the way you fellas did." Al and Fred look at him.

"You trying to kid The Army?" asks Al.

"No, I was stationed in the repair shop, below deck," says Homer. "Oh, I was in plenty of battles, but never saw a Jap, or heard a shell coming at me. When we were sunk, all I know is there was a lot of fire, explosions, and I was ordered topsides - - and overboard. And I was burned. When I came to, I was on a cruiser. My hands were off."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/548/minute-008-anybody-superstitious.mp3" length="37714146" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer lights a match, then lights Fred's cigarette. "Thanks," says Fred.

Next, Homer lights Al's cigarette. "Thank you," says Al.

"Anybody superstitious?" asks Homer, referring to the "Three on a Match" trope of bad luck.

"No, no!" says Al.

"No, go ahead!" says Fred.

"Well, I am!" says Homer snuffing out the match. The men laugh. Homer lights another match instead to light his cigarette. He takes a puff. "Boy," says Homer, "you oughta see me open a bottle of beer!" Everyone laughs.

"Well, then you've got nothing to worry about," says Al.

"Guess you saw a lot of action," says Fred.

"No, I didn't see much of the war," says Homer. "I mean the way you fellas did." Al and Fred look at him.

"You trying to kid The Army?" asks Al.

"No, I was stationed in the repair shop, below deck," says Homer. "Oh, I was in plenty of battles, but never saw a Jap, or heard a shell coming at me. When we were sunk, all I know is there was a lot of fire, explosions, and I was ordered topsides - - and overboard. And I was burned. When I came to, I was on a cruiser. My hands were off."]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46008.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 008: Anybody Superstitious?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>26:02</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer lights a match, then lights Fred's cigarette. "Thanks," says Fred.

Next, Homer lights Al's cigarette. "Thank you," says Al.

"Anybody superstitious?" asks Homer, referring to the "Three on a Match" trope of bad luck.

"No, no!" says Al.

"No, go ahead!" says Fred.

"Well, I am!" says Homer snuffing out the match. The men laugh. Homer lights another match instead to light his cigarette. He takes a puff. "Boy," says Homer, "you oughta see me open a bottle of beer!" Everyone laughs.

"Well, then you've got nothing to worry about," says Al.

"Guess you saw a lot of action," says Fred.

"No, I didn't see much of the war," says Homer. "I mean the way you fellas did." Al and Fred look at him.

"You trying to kid The Army?" asks Al.

"No, I was stationed in the repair shop, below deck," says Homer. "Oh, I was in plenty of battles, but never saw a Jap, or heard a shell coming at me. When we were sunk, all I know is there was a lot of fire, explosions, and I was ordered topsides - - and ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46008.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 007: A Lot of Time on my Knees</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-007-a-lot-of-time-on-my-knees/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2021 00:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://megabyte.progressionstudios.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=83</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Homer is looking out the front window of the B-17.

"You can see them so plain, you can even see the people in them!" says Homer, looking at the cars on the highway below.

"Yeah, it looks like we're flying by roadmap," says Fred, smiling. "Is this your first ride in one of these things?"

"Yeah, this is my first plane ride," says Homer, sardonically. "I saw plenty of flying, alright. I was on a CV - that's a flattop. But I never knew things looked so pretty from up here. Sure is beautiful."

"I never thought so," says Fred. "This used to be my office."

"Bombardier, weren't you?" asks Al, looking at Fred's insignia.

"Yeah," says Fred, pointing at the triangular window. "That's where the bombsight was. Spent a lot of time on my knees up there."

"Praying?" says Al.

"Yeah, that, too!" laughs Fred.&nbsp; He pulls out a pack of cigarettes. "Cigarette, Homer?"

"Thanks!" says Homer, taking one from the pack. "It's alright - - I can get it." Homer reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a pack of matches. "Here, I've got a match, Captain." Homer deftly pulls a match from the pack.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Homer is looking out the front window of the B-17.

You can see them so plain, you can even see the people in them! says Homer, looking at the cars on the highway below.

Yeah, it looks like were flying by roadmap, says Fred, smiling. Is this your first ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 007: A Lot of Time on my Knees]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Homer is looking out the front window of the B-17.

"You can see them so plain, you can even see the people in them!" says Homer, looking at the cars on the highway below.

"Yeah, it looks like we're flying by roadmap," says Fred, smiling. "Is this your first ride in one of these things?"

"Yeah, this is my first plane ride," says Homer, sardonically. "I saw plenty of flying, alright. I was on a CV - that's a flattop. But I never knew things looked so pretty from up here. Sure is beautiful."

"I never thought so," says Fred. "This used to be my office."

"Bombardier, weren't you?" asks Al, looking at Fred's insignia.

"Yeah," says Fred, pointing at the triangular window. "That's where the bombsight was. Spent a lot of time on my knees up there."

"Praying?" says Al.

"Yeah, that, too!" laughs Fred.&nbsp; He pulls out a pack of cigarettes. "Cigarette, Homer?"

"Thanks!" says Homer, taking one from the pack. "It's alright - - I can get it." Homer reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a pack of matches. "Here, I've got a match, Captain." Homer deftly pulls a match from the pack.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/83/minute-007-a-lot-of-time-on-my-knees.mp3" length="1.2" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Homer is looking out the front window of the B-17.

"You can see them so plain, you can even see the people in them!" says Homer, looking at the cars on the highway below.

"Yeah, it looks like we're flying by roadmap," says Fred, smiling. "Is this your first ride in one of these things?"

"Yeah, this is my first plane ride," says Homer, sardonically. "I saw plenty of flying, alright. I was on a CV - that's a flattop. But I never knew things looked so pretty from up here. Sure is beautiful."

"I never thought so," says Fred. "This used to be my office."

"Bombardier, weren't you?" asks Al, looking at Fred's insignia.

"Yeah," says Fred, pointing at the triangular window. "That's where the bombsight was. Spent a lot of time on my knees up there."

"Praying?" says Al.

"Yeah, that, too!" laughs Fred.&nbsp; He pulls out a pack of cigarettes. "Cigarette, Homer?"

"Thanks!" says Homer, taking one from the pack. "It's alright - - I can get it." Homer reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a pack of matches. "Here, I've got a match, Captain." Homer deftly pulls a match from the pack.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46007.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 007: A Lot of Time on my Knees</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>2:12</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Homer is looking out the front window of the B-17.

"You can see them so plain, you can even see the people in them!" says Homer, looking at the cars on the highway below.

"Yeah, it looks like we're flying by roadmap," says Fred, smiling. "Is this your first ride in one of these things?"

"Yeah, this is my first plane ride," says Homer, sardonically. "I saw plenty of flying, alright. I was on a CV - that's a flattop. But I never knew things looked so pretty from up here. Sure is beautiful."

"I never thought so," says Fred. "This used to be my office."

"Bombardier, weren't you?" asks Al, looking at Fred's insignia.

"Yeah," says Fred, pointing at the triangular window. "That's where the bombsight was. Spent a lot of time on my knees up there."

"Praying?" says Al.

"Yeah, that, too!" laughs Fred.&nbsp; He pulls out a pack of cigarettes. "Cigarette, Homer?"

"Thanks!" says Homer, taking one from the pack. "It's alright - - I can get it." Homer reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46007.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 006: A Couple of Centuries</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-006-a-couple-of-centuries/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2021 00:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://megabyte.progressionstudios.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=122</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>"Whereabouts do you live in Boone?" asks Fred.</p>
<p>"Over on West Seventeenth Street," says Homer, as they head to the airfield. "You know where Jackson High is?"</p>
<p>"Sure," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Well, it's just a couple of blocks past it," says Homer.</p>
<p>Fred and Homer arrive at the starboard hatch of the B-17. Fred tosses his luggage into the cabin, waking up a sleeping sergeant.</p>
<p>"Hi, Sarge," says Fred, lifting Homer's sea bag into the cabin.</p>
<p>"Hiya," replies the sergeant.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"My name's Fred Derry," says Fred, sitting down across from the sergeant. Homer climbs aboard.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Al Stephenson," replies the sergeant.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"And this is Homer - - what is it, Homer?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Parrish," says Homer, offering Al his hook hand. Al grabs Homer's arm and shakes it.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Glad to know ya," says Al.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Glad to know you, Sarge," says Homer. "You from Boone, too?"</p>
<p>"Yeah," smiles Al. "I sure am!"</p>
<p>"How long since you been home?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, a couple of centuries..." says Al. The three men laugh.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Come on, let's sit up in the radio compartment until after the takeoff, and then we'll get in the nose and get a nice view of the good ol' USA," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Okay," says Al, getting up off his seat.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Soon, the B-17 takes off, and the men are in the bombardier's nose of the aircraft. Homer sits forward, where the Norden bombsight used to be.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Boy oh boy - look at that!" says Homer. "Look at those automobiles!"</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Whereabouts do you live in Boone? asks Fred.
Over on West Seventeenth Street, says Homer, as they head to the airfield. You know where Jackson High is?
Sure, says Fred.
Well, its just a couple of blocks past it, says Homer.
Fred and Homer arrive at the s]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 006: A Couple of Centuries]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Whereabouts do you live in Boone?" asks Fred.</p>
<p>"Over on West Seventeenth Street," says Homer, as they head to the airfield. "You know where Jackson High is?"</p>
<p>"Sure," says Fred.</p>
<p>"Well, it's just a couple of blocks past it," says Homer.</p>
<p>Fred and Homer arrive at the starboard hatch of the B-17. Fred tosses his luggage into the cabin, waking up a sleeping sergeant.</p>
<p>"Hi, Sarge," says Fred, lifting Homer's sea bag into the cabin.</p>
<p>"Hiya," replies the sergeant.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"My name's Fred Derry," says Fred, sitting down across from the sergeant. Homer climbs aboard.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Al Stephenson," replies the sergeant.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"And this is Homer - - what is it, Homer?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Parrish," says Homer, offering Al his hook hand. Al grabs Homer's arm and shakes it.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Glad to know ya," says Al.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Glad to know you, Sarge," says Homer. "You from Boone, too?"</p>
<p>"Yeah," smiles Al. "I sure am!"</p>
<p>"How long since you been home?" asks Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Oh, a couple of centuries..." says Al. The three men laugh.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Come on, let's sit up in the radio compartment until after the takeoff, and then we'll get in the nose and get a nice view of the good ol' USA," says Fred.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Okay," says Al, getting up off his seat.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Soon, the B-17 takes off, and the men are in the bombardier's nose of the aircraft. Homer sits forward, where the Norden bombsight used to be.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Boy oh boy - look at that!" says Homer. "Look at those automobiles!"</p>]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/122/minute-006-a-couple-of-centuries.mp3" length="59462066" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Whereabouts do you live in Boone?" asks Fred.
"Over on West Seventeenth Street," says Homer, as they head to the airfield. "You know where Jackson High is?"
"Sure," says Fred.
"Well, it's just a couple of blocks past it," says Homer.
Fred and Homer arrive at the starboard hatch of the B-17. Fred tosses his luggage into the cabin, waking up a sleeping sergeant.
"Hi, Sarge," says Fred, lifting Homer's sea bag into the cabin.
"Hiya," replies the sergeant.&nbsp;
"My name's Fred Derry," says Fred, sitting down across from the sergeant. Homer climbs aboard.&nbsp;
"Al Stephenson," replies the sergeant.&nbsp;
"And this is Homer - - what is it, Homer?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"Parrish," says Homer, offering Al his hook hand. Al grabs Homer's arm and shakes it.&nbsp;
"Glad to know ya," says Al.&nbsp;
"Glad to know you, Sarge," says Homer. "You from Boone, too?"
"Yeah," smiles Al. "I sure am!"
"How long since you been home?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"Oh, a couple of centuries..." says Al. The three men laugh.&nbsp;
"Come on, let's sit up in the radio compartment until after the takeoff, and then we'll get in the nose and get a nice view of the good ol' USA," says Fred.&nbsp;
"Okay," says Al, getting up off his seat.&nbsp;
Soon, the B-17 takes off, and the men are in the bombardier's nose of the aircraft. Homer sits forward, where the Norden bombsight used to be.&nbsp;
"Boy oh boy - look at that!" says Homer. "Look at those automobiles!"]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46006.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 006: A Couple of Centuries</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>41:08</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Whereabouts do you live in Boone?" asks Fred.
"Over on West Seventeenth Street," says Homer, as they head to the airfield. "You know where Jackson High is?"
"Sure," says Fred.
"Well, it's just a couple of blocks past it," says Homer.
Fred and Homer arrive at the starboard hatch of the B-17. Fred tosses his luggage into the cabin, waking up a sleeping sergeant.
"Hi, Sarge," says Fred, lifting Homer's sea bag into the cabin.
"Hiya," replies the sergeant.&nbsp;
"My name's Fred Derry," says Fred, sitting down across from the sergeant. Homer climbs aboard.&nbsp;
"Al Stephenson," replies the sergeant.&nbsp;
"And this is Homer - - what is it, Homer?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"Parrish," says Homer, offering Al his hook hand. Al grabs Homer's arm and shakes it.&nbsp;
"Glad to know ya," says Al.&nbsp;
"Glad to know you, Sarge," says Homer. "You from Boone, too?"
"Yeah," smiles Al. "I sure am!"
"How long since you been home?" asks Fred.&nbsp;
"Oh, a couple of centuries..." says Al. The three men laugh.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46006.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 005: Think I Can&#8217;t Spell My Own Name?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-005-think-i-cant-spell-my-own-name/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2021 00:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://megabyte.progressionstudios.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=127</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Parrish! Homer Parrish!" yells the ATC Sergeant.

"Here!" yells Homer, the sailor who didn't get up to move the landing gear crate.&nbsp; Fred and Homer bolt toward the desk.

"You Derry?" asks the sergeant.

"Yeah," says Fred.

"Parrish?" asks the sergeant.

"Yeah," says Homer.

"Just got a call from Base OPs," says the sergeant. "There's a B-17 taking off for Boone City. Probably have a long ride 'cause she's making a lot of stops, but you get there tomorrow afternoon. Suit ya?"

"Sure, that's swell," says Fred.

"Okay, sign here," says the sergeant, handing Fred a travel manifest. Fred signs the paper.

"Boy, it sure is great to be going home!" says Fred. He turns to Homer. "Here ya go, sailor!" says Fred, passing his pencil.

"Sign on the dotted..." begins the sergeant, but trails off. Both Fred and the Sergeant notice Homer has a metal hook for right hand. "I'll do it for ya," says the sergeant, reaching for the pencil.

"Whatsa matter?" says Homer. "Think I can't spell my own name?" Homer begins to sign the paper.

"No, I --" stammers the sergeant. He doesn't know what to say. "I just thought - -"

"I know, Sarge,"&nbsp; says Homer, pulling his other hand out to steady the paper form. It's also a metal hook. Fred and the sargeant look at each other, but say nothing.

"Hey, Joe!" says the sergeant to another airman, "You'd better hurry up out there, 'cause she's taking off soon."

"Right, thanks," says Derry, turning to Homer. "Come on, sailor."

"Where's your stuff?" asks Fred.

"Right here," says Homer, pointing at his sea bag.

"Excuse us, corporal," says Derry to a sleeping soldier. Homer grabs his sea bag. "Boone City your home, sailor?" asks Fred.

"Yes, sir, Captain," says Homer.

"Forget the rank, chum," says Fred, "I'm out."]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Parrish! Homer Parrish! yells the ATC Sergeant.

Here! yells Homer, the sailor who didnt get up to move the landing gear crate.&nbsp; Fred and Homer bolt toward the desk.

You Derry? asks the sergeant.

Yeah, says Fred.

Parrish? asks the sergeant.

Yeah]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 005: Think I Can't Spell My Own Name?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Parrish! Homer Parrish!" yells the ATC Sergeant.

"Here!" yells Homer, the sailor who didn't get up to move the landing gear crate.&nbsp; Fred and Homer bolt toward the desk.

"You Derry?" asks the sergeant.

"Yeah," says Fred.

"Parrish?" asks the sergeant.

"Yeah," says Homer.

"Just got a call from Base OPs," says the sergeant. "There's a B-17 taking off for Boone City. Probably have a long ride 'cause she's making a lot of stops, but you get there tomorrow afternoon. Suit ya?"

"Sure, that's swell," says Fred.

"Okay, sign here," says the sergeant, handing Fred a travel manifest. Fred signs the paper.

"Boy, it sure is great to be going home!" says Fred. He turns to Homer. "Here ya go, sailor!" says Fred, passing his pencil.

"Sign on the dotted..." begins the sergeant, but trails off. Both Fred and the Sergeant notice Homer has a metal hook for right hand. "I'll do it for ya," says the sergeant, reaching for the pencil.

"Whatsa matter?" says Homer. "Think I can't spell my own name?" Homer begins to sign the paper.

"No, I --" stammers the sergeant. He doesn't know what to say. "I just thought - -"

"I know, Sarge,"&nbsp; says Homer, pulling his other hand out to steady the paper form. It's also a metal hook. Fred and the sargeant look at each other, but say nothing.

"Hey, Joe!" says the sergeant to another airman, "You'd better hurry up out there, 'cause she's taking off soon."

"Right, thanks," says Derry, turning to Homer. "Come on, sailor."

"Where's your stuff?" asks Fred.

"Right here," says Homer, pointing at his sea bag.

"Excuse us, corporal," says Derry to a sleeping soldier. Homer grabs his sea bag. "Boone City your home, sailor?" asks Fred.

"Yes, sir, Captain," says Homer.

"Forget the rank, chum," says Fred, "I'm out."]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/127/minute-005-think-i-cant-spell-my-own-name.mp3" length="51117610" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Parrish! Homer Parrish!" yells the ATC Sergeant.

"Here!" yells Homer, the sailor who didn't get up to move the landing gear crate.&nbsp; Fred and Homer bolt toward the desk.

"You Derry?" asks the sergeant.

"Yeah," says Fred.

"Parrish?" asks the sergeant.

"Yeah," says Homer.

"Just got a call from Base OPs," says the sergeant. "There's a B-17 taking off for Boone City. Probably have a long ride 'cause she's making a lot of stops, but you get there tomorrow afternoon. Suit ya?"

"Sure, that's swell," says Fred.

"Okay, sign here," says the sergeant, handing Fred a travel manifest. Fred signs the paper.

"Boy, it sure is great to be going home!" says Fred. He turns to Homer. "Here ya go, sailor!" says Fred, passing his pencil.

"Sign on the dotted..." begins the sergeant, but trails off. Both Fred and the Sergeant notice Homer has a metal hook for right hand. "I'll do it for ya," says the sergeant, reaching for the pencil.

"Whatsa matter?" says Homer. "Think I can't spell my own name?" Homer begins to sign the paper.

"No, I --" stammers the sergeant. He doesn't know what to say. "I just thought - -"

"I know, Sarge,"&nbsp; says Homer, pulling his other hand out to steady the paper form. It's also a metal hook. Fred and the sargeant look at each other, but say nothing.

"Hey, Joe!" says the sergeant to another airman, "You'd better hurry up out there, 'cause she's taking off soon."

"Right, thanks," says Derry, turning to Homer. "Come on, sailor."

"Where's your stuff?" asks Fred.

"Right here," says Homer, pointing at his sea bag.

"Excuse us, corporal," says Derry to a sleeping soldier. Homer grabs his sea bag. "Boone City your home, sailor?" asks Fred.

"Yes, sir, Captain," says Homer.

"Forget the rank, chum," says Fred, "I'm out."]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46005.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 005: Think I Can&#8217;t Spell My Own Name?</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>35:20</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Parrish! Homer Parrish!" yells the ATC Sergeant.

"Here!" yells Homer, the sailor who didn't get up to move the landing gear crate.&nbsp; Fred and Homer bolt toward the desk.

"You Derry?" asks the sergeant.

"Yeah," says Fred.

"Parrish?" asks the sergeant.

"Yeah," says Homer.

"Just got a call from Base OPs," says the sergeant. "There's a B-17 taking off for Boone City. Probably have a long ride 'cause she's making a lot of stops, but you get there tomorrow afternoon. Suit ya?"

"Sure, that's swell," says Fred.

"Okay, sign here," says the sergeant, handing Fred a travel manifest. Fred signs the paper.

"Boy, it sure is great to be going home!" says Fred. He turns to Homer. "Here ya go, sailor!" says Fred, passing his pencil.

"Sign on the dotted..." begins the sergeant, but trails off. Both Fred and the Sergeant notice Homer has a metal hook for right hand. "I'll do it for ya," says the sergeant, reaching for the pencil.

"Whatsa matter?" says Homer. "Think I can't spell my own n]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46005.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 004: You Got Orders?</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/episode-47-real-time-podcasting-tools/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2021 00:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://megabyte.progressionstudios.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=129</guid>
	<description><![CDATA["Fill this out," says the desk sergeant.

"Guess I'm going to Cleveland!" says the corporal, picking up a pencil.

"That's a nice town," says Fred.

"Yeah," says the corporal, "but Detroit's where I live."

Fred turns to the sergeant. "Sarge, what's the chances of a ride to Boone City?"

"Ya got orders?" asks the sergeant.

Derry taps his shirt pocket. "Sure..." says Fred, hesitantly.

"Okay," says the sergeant, understanding that Fred doesn't really have orders. "I haven't got anything right now, but if you wanna this out, I'll call ya if anything comes up."

"Okay, I guess I'll wait," says Fred, taking the travel form.

Time passes. Fred is about to sit down next to a sleeping sailor in the waiting room. There's a crated landing gear assembly in front of them. Several soldiers are sleeping against it on the floor.

"Hey, you guys," says a sergeant, "I need a couple of men to give me a hand with this out to a plane."

"Okay," says a solider.

The sergeant nods, and taps a couple of sleeping servicemen with his foot to wake them. Several soldiers get up to help. "I'll bet this thing ways a ton!" says a soldier.

One of the army men turns to look at the sailor, who hasn't moved but merely watches the activity.

"What's the matter, sailor, tired or something?" says a soldier, sarcastically. The sailor doesn't say anything. Derry sits down in a chair, leans back as he puts his cap over his eyes, and sleeps.

More time passes.

"Derry!" shouts the desk sergeant. "Derry! Captain Fred Derry!"

"Yo! Coming!" yells Fred, waking up with a lurch.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fill this out, says the desk sergeant.

Guess Im going to Cleveland! says the corporal, picking up a pencil.

Thats a nice town, says Fred.

Yeah, says the corporal, but Detroits where I live.

Fred turns to the sergeant. Sarge, whats the chances of a ri]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 004: You Got Orders?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA["Fill this out," says the desk sergeant.

"Guess I'm going to Cleveland!" says the corporal, picking up a pencil.

"That's a nice town," says Fred.

"Yeah," says the corporal, "but Detroit's where I live."

Fred turns to the sergeant. "Sarge, what's the chances of a ride to Boone City?"

"Ya got orders?" asks the sergeant.

Derry taps his shirt pocket. "Sure..." says Fred, hesitantly.

"Okay," says the sergeant, understanding that Fred doesn't really have orders. "I haven't got anything right now, but if you wanna this out, I'll call ya if anything comes up."

"Okay, I guess I'll wait," says Fred, taking the travel form.

Time passes. Fred is about to sit down next to a sleeping sailor in the waiting room. There's a crated landing gear assembly in front of them. Several soldiers are sleeping against it on the floor.

"Hey, you guys," says a sergeant, "I need a couple of men to give me a hand with this out to a plane."

"Okay," says a solider.

The sergeant nods, and taps a couple of sleeping servicemen with his foot to wake them. Several soldiers get up to help. "I'll bet this thing ways a ton!" says a soldier.

One of the army men turns to look at the sailor, who hasn't moved but merely watches the activity.

"What's the matter, sailor, tired or something?" says a soldier, sarcastically. The sailor doesn't say anything. Derry sits down in a chair, leans back as he puts his cap over his eyes, and sleeps.

More time passes.

"Derry!" shouts the desk sergeant. "Derry! Captain Fred Derry!"

"Yo! Coming!" yells Fred, waking up with a lurch.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA["Fill this out," says the desk sergeant.

"Guess I'm going to Cleveland!" says the corporal, picking up a pencil.

"That's a nice town," says Fred.

"Yeah," says the corporal, "but Detroit's where I live."

Fred turns to the sergeant. "Sarge, what's the chances of a ride to Boone City?"

"Ya got orders?" asks the sergeant.

Derry taps his shirt pocket. "Sure..." says Fred, hesitantly.

"Okay," says the sergeant, understanding that Fred doesn't really have orders. "I haven't got anything right now, but if you wanna this out, I'll call ya if anything comes up."

"Okay, I guess I'll wait," says Fred, taking the travel form.

Time passes. Fred is about to sit down next to a sleeping sailor in the waiting room. There's a crated landing gear assembly in front of them. Several soldiers are sleeping against it on the floor.

"Hey, you guys," says a sergeant, "I need a couple of men to give me a hand with this out to a plane."

"Okay," says a solider.

The sergeant nods, and taps a couple of sleeping servicemen with his foot to wake them. Several soldiers get up to help. "I'll bet this thing ways a ton!" says a soldier.

One of the army men turns to look at the sailor, who hasn't moved but merely watches the activity.

"What's the matter, sailor, tired or something?" says a soldier, sarcastically. The sailor doesn't say anything. Derry sits down in a chair, leans back as he puts his cap over his eyes, and sleeps.

More time passes.

"Derry!" shouts the desk sergeant. "Derry! Captain Fred Derry!"

"Yo! Coming!" yells Fred, waking up with a lurch.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Minute 004: You Got Orders?</title>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>30:21</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA["Fill this out," says the desk sergeant.

"Guess I'm going to Cleveland!" says the corporal, picking up a pencil.

"That's a nice town," says Fred.

"Yeah," says the corporal, "but Detroit's where I live."

Fred turns to the sergeant. "Sarge, what's the chances of a ride to Boone City?"

"Ya got orders?" asks the sergeant.

Derry taps his shirt pocket. "Sure..." says Fred, hesitantly.

"Okay," says the sergeant, understanding that Fred doesn't really have orders. "I haven't got anything right now, but if you wanna this out, I'll call ya if anything comes up."

"Okay, I guess I'll wait," says Fred, taking the travel form.

Time passes. Fred is about to sit down next to a sleeping sailor in the waiting room. There's a crated landing gear assembly in front of them. Several soldiers are sleeping against it on the floor.

"Hey, you guys," says a sergeant, "I need a couple of men to give me a hand with this out to a plane."

"Okay," says a solider.

The sergeant nods, and taps a couple of s]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46004.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 003: Sixteen Pounds Excess Baggage</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-003-sixteen-pounds-excess-baggage/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 00:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[The Red Cap puts the golf clubs on the scale.

"You might try the ATC, Captain," says the agent to Fred.

"ATC? Where are they?" asks Fred.

"Out the terminal, to your right, and across the field," replies the agent.

"Thanks!" says Fred.

"You have sixteen pounds excess baggage, Mister Gibbons," says the agent.

"Oh, that's alright," replies Gibbons. "How much is it?"

On the airfield tarmac, Fred walks past a Western Airlines DC-4, tail number NC 10201. A crowd of passengers load up an air stair in the rear of the plane. Fred walks under the plane to cross the field.

At the Army Air Forces Air Transport Command shack, Fred climbs the stairs to the waiting room.&nbsp; The shack is crowded with servicemen, in varying states of sleeping, sitting, reading, and chatting.

"Right-o, sir," says a sergeant into a telephone. "At ease, men!" he shouts. "Flight Ninety-Three! Flight Ninety-Three for Denver, San Francisco, and Seattle!" Many servicemen stand up to board.

"That flight has been canceled, until further notice," finishes the sergeant. Moans and groans about the cancelation fill the room.

A corporal approaches the counter. "Yeah?" asks the sergeant.

"You got anything for Detroit?" asks the corporal.

"Nope," says the sergeant. "How about Cleveland?"

"Cleveland?" replies the corporal. "Okay!"]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The Red Cap puts the golf clubs on the scale.

You might try the ATC, Captain, says the agent to Fred.

ATC? Where are they? asks Fred.

Out the terminal, to your right, and across the field, replies the agent.

Thanks! says Fred.

You have sixteen pound]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 003: Sixteen Pounds Excess Baggage]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The Red Cap puts the golf clubs on the scale.

"You might try the ATC, Captain," says the agent to Fred.

"ATC? Where are they?" asks Fred.

"Out the terminal, to your right, and across the field," replies the agent.

"Thanks!" says Fred.

"You have sixteen pounds excess baggage, Mister Gibbons," says the agent.

"Oh, that's alright," replies Gibbons. "How much is it?"

On the airfield tarmac, Fred walks past a Western Airlines DC-4, tail number NC 10201. A crowd of passengers load up an air stair in the rear of the plane. Fred walks under the plane to cross the field.

At the Army Air Forces Air Transport Command shack, Fred climbs the stairs to the waiting room.&nbsp; The shack is crowded with servicemen, in varying states of sleeping, sitting, reading, and chatting.

"Right-o, sir," says a sergeant into a telephone. "At ease, men!" he shouts. "Flight Ninety-Three! Flight Ninety-Three for Denver, San Francisco, and Seattle!" Many servicemen stand up to board.

"That flight has been canceled, until further notice," finishes the sergeant. Moans and groans about the cancelation fill the room.

A corporal approaches the counter. "Yeah?" asks the sergeant.

"You got anything for Detroit?" asks the corporal.

"Nope," says the sergeant. "How about Cleveland?"

"Cleveland?" replies the corporal. "Okay!"]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/131/minute-003-sixteen-pounds-excess-baggage.mp3" length="57381144" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Red Cap puts the golf clubs on the scale.

"You might try the ATC, Captain," says the agent to Fred.

"ATC? Where are they?" asks Fred.

"Out the terminal, to your right, and across the field," replies the agent.

"Thanks!" says Fred.

"You have sixteen pounds excess baggage, Mister Gibbons," says the agent.

"Oh, that's alright," replies Gibbons. "How much is it?"

On the airfield tarmac, Fred walks past a Western Airlines DC-4, tail number NC 10201. A crowd of passengers load up an air stair in the rear of the plane. Fred walks under the plane to cross the field.

At the Army Air Forces Air Transport Command shack, Fred climbs the stairs to the waiting room.&nbsp; The shack is crowded with servicemen, in varying states of sleeping, sitting, reading, and chatting.

"Right-o, sir," says a sergeant into a telephone. "At ease, men!" he shouts. "Flight Ninety-Three! Flight Ninety-Three for Denver, San Francisco, and Seattle!" Many servicemen stand up to board.

"That flight has been canceled, until further notice," finishes the sergeant. Moans and groans about the cancelation fill the room.

A corporal approaches the counter. "Yeah?" asks the sergeant.

"You got anything for Detroit?" asks the corporal.

"Nope," says the sergeant. "How about Cleveland?"

"Cleveland?" replies the corporal. "Okay!"]]></itunes:summary>
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		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46003.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 003: Sixteen Pounds Excess Baggage</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>39:41</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The Red Cap puts the golf clubs on the scale.

"You might try the ATC, Captain," says the agent to Fred.

"ATC? Where are they?" asks Fred.

"Out the terminal, to your right, and across the field," replies the agent.

"Thanks!" says Fred.

"You have sixteen pounds excess baggage, Mister Gibbons," says the agent.

"Oh, that's alright," replies Gibbons. "How much is it?"

On the airfield tarmac, Fred walks past a Western Airlines DC-4, tail number NC 10201. A crowd of passengers load up an air stair in the rear of the plane. Fred walks under the plane to cross the field.

At the Army Air Forces Air Transport Command shack, Fred climbs the stairs to the waiting room.&nbsp; The shack is crowded with servicemen, in varying states of sleeping, sitting, reading, and chatting.

"Right-o, sir," says a sergeant into a telephone. "At ease, men!" he shouts. "Flight Ninety-Three! Flight Ninety-Three for Denver, San Francisco, and Seattle!" Many servicemen stand up to board.

"That flight has been ]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46003.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Minute 002: Directed by William Wyler</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-002-directed-by-william-wyler/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2021 00:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">PRODUCED BY
SAMUEL GOLDWYN</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">DIRECTED BY
WILLIAM WYLER</p>
Fade in: Interior of an airline terminal.&nbsp;&nbsp;Travelers in winter coats are hurrying to their destinations.&nbsp;

Announcement: "Your attention, please. Announcing the department of American Airlines Westbound Flight Nine, Flight Nine now loading at Gate Three for immediate departure."

An Army Air Corps Captain walks through the crowd, carrying his luggage.

At the ticketing desk, he stops to talk to a ticket agent.

"Yes, sir?" asks the agent.

"Have you got anything going to Boone City?" replies the Captain.

"Boone City? Three scheduled daily flights, sir, but there's no space available right now. Would you care to make a reservation?" asks the agent.

"Yes, I would," says the Captain.

"Your name, please?" asks the ticket agent.

"Derry," says the Captain. "D-E-R-R-Y. Fred. How long will it be?"

"We could probably get you on Flight Thirty Seven on the Nineteenth," says the agent.

"The nineteenth?" says Fred, incredulous. "Well, see, listen, I can't wait that long. I just got back from overseas, and I want to get home!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but there's a long waiting list," says the agent.

A man steps up to the counter. "Uh, my secretary made arrangements for me to pick up my tickets at the airport," says the man. "My name is Gibbons. George H. Gibbons."

"Yes, Mister Gibbons, they're right here," says the agent.

"Thank you," says Gibbons, as the agent stamps his tickets.

"May we weigh your baggage, please?" asks the agent.

"Yes," says Gibbons, then turns to Fred Derry. "Excuse me." Gibbons asks a Red Cap to put his luggage on a scale. "Put them right there, please." The Red Cap does as instructed.

"Sorry," says Fred, getting out of the way of the luggage handler. Fred watches the Red Cap load a suitcase and golf clubs onto the scale.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[TITLE:
PRODUCED BY
SAMUEL GOLDWYN
TITLE:
DIRECTED BY
WILLIAM WYLER
Fade in: Interior of an airline terminal.&nbsp;&nbsp;Travelers in winter coats are hurrying to their destinations.&nbsp;

Announcement: Your attention, please. Announcing the department o]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 002: Directed by William Wyler]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">PRODUCED BY
SAMUEL GOLDWYN</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">DIRECTED BY
WILLIAM WYLER</p>
Fade in: Interior of an airline terminal.&nbsp;&nbsp;Travelers in winter coats are hurrying to their destinations.&nbsp;

Announcement: "Your attention, please. Announcing the department of American Airlines Westbound Flight Nine, Flight Nine now loading at Gate Three for immediate departure."

An Army Air Corps Captain walks through the crowd, carrying his luggage.

At the ticketing desk, he stops to talk to a ticket agent.

"Yes, sir?" asks the agent.

"Have you got anything going to Boone City?" replies the Captain.

"Boone City? Three scheduled daily flights, sir, but there's no space available right now. Would you care to make a reservation?" asks the agent.

"Yes, I would," says the Captain.

"Your name, please?" asks the ticket agent.

"Derry," says the Captain. "D-E-R-R-Y. Fred. How long will it be?"

"We could probably get you on Flight Thirty Seven on the Nineteenth," says the agent.

"The nineteenth?" says Fred, incredulous. "Well, see, listen, I can't wait that long. I just got back from overseas, and I want to get home!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but there's a long waiting list," says the agent.

A man steps up to the counter. "Uh, my secretary made arrangements for me to pick up my tickets at the airport," says the man. "My name is Gibbons. George H. Gibbons."

"Yes, Mister Gibbons, they're right here," says the agent.

"Thank you," says Gibbons, as the agent stamps his tickets.

"May we weigh your baggage, please?" asks the agent.

"Yes," says Gibbons, then turns to Fred Derry. "Excuse me." Gibbons asks a Red Cap to put his luggage on a scale. "Put them right there, please." The Red Cap does as instructed.

"Sorry," says Fred, getting out of the way of the luggage handler. Fred watches the Red Cap load a suitcase and golf clubs onto the scale.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast-download/135/minute-002-directed-by-william-wyler.mp3" length="37820757" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[TITLE:
PRODUCED BY
SAMUEL GOLDWYN
TITLE:
DIRECTED BY
WILLIAM WYLER
Fade in: Interior of an airline terminal.&nbsp;&nbsp;Travelers in winter coats are hurrying to their destinations.&nbsp;

Announcement: "Your attention, please. Announcing the department of American Airlines Westbound Flight Nine, Flight Nine now loading at Gate Three for immediate departure."

An Army Air Corps Captain walks through the crowd, carrying his luggage.

At the ticketing desk, he stops to talk to a ticket agent.

"Yes, sir?" asks the agent.

"Have you got anything going to Boone City?" replies the Captain.

"Boone City? Three scheduled daily flights, sir, but there's no space available right now. Would you care to make a reservation?" asks the agent.

"Yes, I would," says the Captain.

"Your name, please?" asks the ticket agent.

"Derry," says the Captain. "D-E-R-R-Y. Fred. How long will it be?"

"We could probably get you on Flight Thirty Seven on the Nineteenth," says the agent.

"The nineteenth?" says Fred, incredulous. "Well, see, listen, I can't wait that long. I just got back from overseas, and I want to get home!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but there's a long waiting list," says the agent.

A man steps up to the counter. "Uh, my secretary made arrangements for me to pick up my tickets at the airport," says the man. "My name is Gibbons. George H. Gibbons."

"Yes, Mister Gibbons, they're right here," says the agent.

"Thank you," says Gibbons, as the agent stamps his tickets.

"May we weigh your baggage, please?" asks the agent.

"Yes," says Gibbons, then turns to Fred Derry. "Excuse me." Gibbons asks a Red Cap to put his luggage on a scale. "Put them right there, please." The Red Cap does as instructed.

"Sorry," says Fred, getting out of the way of the luggage handler. Fred watches the Red Cap load a suitcase and golf clubs onto the scale.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46002.jpg</url>
		<title>Minute 002: Directed by William Wyler</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>39:10</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[TITLE:
PRODUCED BY
SAMUEL GOLDWYN
TITLE:
DIRECTED BY
WILLIAM WYLER
Fade in: Interior of an airline terminal.&nbsp;&nbsp;Travelers in winter coats are hurrying to their destinations.&nbsp;

Announcement: "Your attention, please. Announcing the department of American Airlines Westbound Flight Nine, Flight Nine now loading at Gate Three for immediate departure."

An Army Air Corps Captain walks through the crowd, carrying his luggage.

At the ticketing desk, he stops to talk to a ticket agent.

"Yes, sir?" asks the agent.

"Have you got anything going to Boone City?" replies the Captain.

"Boone City? Three scheduled daily flights, sir, but there's no space available right now. Would you care to make a reservation?" asks the agent.

"Yes, I would," says the Captain.

"Your name, please?" asks the ticket agent.

"Derry," says the Captain. "D-E-R-R-Y. Fred. How long will it be?"

"We could probably get you on Flight Thirty Seven on the Nineteenth," says the agent.

"The nineteenth?" says F]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/r46002.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Minute 001: Samuel Goldwyn Presents</title>
	<link>http://www.thebestminutes.com/cm/podcast/minute-001-samuel-goldwyn-presents/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2021 00:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Best Minutes]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[The film begins.
<p style="text-align: left;">TITLE:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRESENTS</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">TITLE:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">STARRING
MYRNA LOY
FREDRIC MARCH
DANA ANDREWS
TERESA WRIGHT
VIRGINIA MAYO
AND INTRODUCING
CATHY O'DONNELL</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">WITH
HOAGY CARMICHAEL
GLADYS GEORGE
HAROLD RUSSELL
STEVE COCHRAN
ROMAN BOHNEN
RAY COLLINS
VICTOR CUTLER</p>

<h5></h5>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">SCREENPLAY
BY
ROBERT E. SHERWOOD</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">FROM A NOVEL
BY
MACKINLAY KANTOR</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">Art Direction - - - - - - - - - PERRY FERGUSON, GEORGE JENKINS
Film Editor - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - DANIEL MANDELL
Costume Designer - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SHARAFF
Set Decorations - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -&nbsp; - - JULIA HERON
Makeup - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ROBERT STEPHANOFF
Hair Stylist - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MARIE CLARK
Sound Recorder - -&nbsp; - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - RICHARD DeWEESE
Music - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - HUGO FRIEDHOFER
Musical Direction - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - EMIL NEWMAN
<em>WESTERN ELECTRIC
</em>RECORDING
(MPAA BUG) (IATSE BUG)
MPAA CERTIFICATE NO 11972
"ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS DEPICTED IN THIS PHOTOPLAY ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, OR TO ACTUAL EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL."</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
GREGG TOLAND</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">PRODUCED BY
SAMUEL GOLDWYN</p>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The film begins.
TITLE:
SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRESENTS
TITLE:
THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES
TITLE:
STARRING
MYRNA LOY
FREDRIC MARCH
DANA ANDREWS
TERESA WRIGHT
VIRGINIA MAYO
AND INTRODUCING
CATHY ODONNELL
TITLE:
WITH
HOAGY CARMICHAEL
GLADYS GEORGE
HAROLD RUSSELL
S]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Minute 001: Samuel Goldwyn Presents]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>001</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The film begins.
<p style="text-align: left;">TITLE:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRESENTS</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">TITLE:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">STARRING
MYRNA LOY
FREDRIC MARCH
DANA ANDREWS
TERESA WRIGHT
VIRGINIA MAYO
AND INTRODUCING
CATHY O'DONNELL</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">WITH
HOAGY CARMICHAEL
GLADYS GEORGE
HAROLD RUSSELL
STEVE COCHRAN
ROMAN BOHNEN
RAY COLLINS
VICTOR CUTLER</p>

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TITLE:
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BY
ROBERT E. SHERWOOD</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">FROM A NOVEL
BY
MACKINLAY KANTOR</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">Art Direction - - - - - - - - - PERRY FERGUSON, GEORGE JENKINS
Film Editor - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - DANIEL MANDELL
Costume Designer - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SHARAFF
Set Decorations - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -&nbsp; - - JULIA HERON
Makeup - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ROBERT STEPHANOFF
Hair Stylist - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MARIE CLARK
Sound Recorder - -&nbsp; - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - RICHARD DeWEESE
Music - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - HUGO FRIEDHOFER
Musical Direction - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - EMIL NEWMAN
<em>WESTERN ELECTRIC
</em>RECORDING
(MPAA BUG) (IATSE BUG)
MPAA CERTIFICATE NO 11972
"ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS DEPICTED IN THIS PHOTOPLAY ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, OR TO ACTUAL EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL."</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
GREGG TOLAND</p>
TITLE:
<p style="text-align: center;">PRODUCED BY
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TITLE:
SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRESENTS
TITLE:
THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES
TITLE:
STARRING
MYRNA LOY
FREDRIC MARCH
DANA ANDREWS
TERESA WRIGHT
VIRGINIA MAYO
AND INTRODUCING
CATHY O'DONNELL
TITLE:
WITH
HOAGY CARMICHAEL
GLADYS GEORGE
HAROLD RUSSELL
STEVE COCHRAN
ROMAN BOHNEN
RAY COLLINS
VICTOR CUTLER


TITLE:
SCREENPLAY
BY
ROBERT E. SHERWOOD
TITLE:
FROM A NOVEL
BY
MACKINLAY KANTOR
TITLE:
Art Direction - - - - - - - - - PERRY FERGUSON, GEORGE JENKINS
Film Editor - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - DANIEL MANDELL
Costume Designer - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SHARAFF
Set Decorations - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -&nbsp; - - JULIA HERON
Makeup - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ROBERT STEPHANOFF
Hair Stylist - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MARIE CLARK
Sound Recorder - -&nbsp; - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - RICHARD DeWEESE
Music - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - HUGO FRIEDHOFER
Musical Direction - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - EMIL NEWMAN
WESTERN ELECTRIC
RECORDING
(MPAA BUG) (IATSE BUG)
MPAA CERTIFICATE NO 11972
"ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS DEPICTED IN THIS PHOTOPLAY ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, OR TO ACTUAL EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL."
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DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
GREGG TOLAND
TITLE:
PRODUCED BY
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TITLE:
SAMUEL GOLDWYN PRESENTS
TITLE:
THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES
TITLE:
STARRING
MYRNA LOY
FREDRIC MARCH
DANA ANDREWS
TERESA WRIGHT
VIRGINIA MAYO
AND INTRODUCING
CATHY O'DONNELL
TITLE:
WITH
HOAGY CARMICHAEL
GLADYS GEORGE
HAROLD RUSSELL
STEVE COCHRAN
ROMAN BOHNEN
RAY COLLINS
VICTOR CUTLER


TITLE:
SCREENPLAY
BY
ROBERT E. SHERWOOD
TITLE:
FROM A NOVEL
BY
MACKINLAY KANTOR
TITLE:
Art Direction - - - - - - - - - PERRY FERGUSON, GEORGE JENKINS
Film Editor - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - DANIEL MANDELL
Costume Designer - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SHARAFF
Set Decorations - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -&nbsp; - - JULIA HERON
Makeup - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ROBERT STEPHANOFF
Hair Stylist - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MARIE CLARK
Sound Recorder - -&nbsp; - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - RICHARD DeWEESE
Music - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - HUGO FRIEDHOFER
Musical Direction - - - - - - - - - - - - - -]]></googleplay:description>
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