{"id":122,"date":"2021-01-11T00:05:29","date_gmt":"2021-01-11T00:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megabyte.progressionstudios.com\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=122"},"modified":"2021-01-11T17:00:05","modified_gmt":"2021-01-11T17:00:05","slug":"minute-006-a-couple-of-centuries","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"http:\/\/www.thebestminutes.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-006-a-couple-of-centuries\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 006: A Couple of Centuries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Whereabouts do you live in Boone?&#8221; asks Fred.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Over on West Seventeenth Street,&#8221; says Homer, as they head to the airfield. &#8220;You know where Jackson High is?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure,&#8221; says Fred.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, it&#8217;s just a couple of blocks past it,&#8221; says Homer.<\/p>\n<p>Fred and Homer arrive at the starboard hatch of the B-17. 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