Millie is buttoning Al’s pajama shirt, as a drunken Al hums “Among My Souvenirs.” When she finishes button him up, Al falls backwards onto the bed.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Millie hoists Al’s legs onto the bed, having a slight problem pushing his knees down flat.\u00a0<\/p>\n
“As I remember,” says Millie, “when you lie flat on your back, you snore.”<\/p>\n
Millie reaches underneath Al and tries to reach his arm. “Where’s your hand?” asks Millie. “Give me your hand.” She locates Al’s left hand and pulls, flipping him face-down on the bed.\u00a0 Al continues to mumble snippets of “Among My Souvenirs.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n
<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bedtime for Sarge<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":384,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"http:\/\/www.thebestminutes.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/b46049.mp3","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"19:11","filesize":"17.78M","date_recorded":"11-03-2021","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"49","itunes_title":"Minute 049: As I Remember","itunes_season_number":"1","itunes_episode_type":"full","filesize_raw":"18640779"},"tags":[],"series":[3],"episode_featured_image":"http:\/\/www.thebestminutes.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/r46049.jpg","episode_player_image":"http:\/\/www.thebestminutes.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/b46000-mp3-image.jpg","download_link":"http:\/\/www.thebestminutes.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/857\/minute-049-as-i-remember.mp3","player_link":"http:\/\/www.thebestminutes.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/857\/minute-049-as-i-remember.mp3","audio_player":"\n